Coming soon:

Bunion, Life on the Streets *From the Files of Hairy Cankle*

Que deep voice announcer guy

In a world with out the Cankle...

In a land before all hell broke loose...

(que quick snapping picture sequence of a bunch of people... stop on a picture of Testosterone Mountain)

There was...

(que more flashing pictures of the characters... stop on a group picture of all the Cankle characters)

Bunions!

Fade to black... and title comes in toward the screen.

Bunion, Life on the Street From the Files of Hairy Cankle

... and you thought you knew what the fuck was going on!

Starting tonight on Cinemax!

(que cool guitar riffy sounding thingie)