The Adventures of Hairy Cankles/Volume XXIX
Tongue-fu tiptoed around the corner, only to bump into Henry the dog. "Watch where you fucking going" the dog snapped.
"When this is over, I'm going to find a potion to shut you up permanently", Fu shot back. Henry was just about to tell this m'effer off when his superior sense of smell went off.
"Dude - do you smell that?"
"Smell what, you stupid ass talking dog?" Fu said as he tiptoed on in the darkness. Then a faint light caught both their eyes. "This way " said Fu.
"No joke" replied Henry as he scratched his nads.
Fu stopped, "I do smell it. What is it?"
Henry replied, "I don't know, but damn I'm getting hungry. Let's go find out."
They were unaware that the Spinners midget hunchman (yeah, yeah I meant henchman but was going for a mini-quasimoto kind of a thing) was watching. And outside the secret darkened locale, the different factions were about to converge.
And somewhere in the hills of North Carolina, the original Oracle, watched in the crystal ball and laughed. The oracle thought 'The time for my return is imminent. I shall call my old contact and have the supplies readied for my return.'.
Tongue-fu tiptoed around the corner, only to bump into Henry the dog. "Watch where you fucking going" the dog snapped.
"When this is over, I'm going to find a potion to shut you up permanently", Fu shot back. Henry was just about to tell this m'effer off when his superior sense of smell went off.
"Dude - do you smell that?"
"Smell what, you stupid ass talking dog?" Fu said as he tiptoed on in the darkness. Then a faint light caught both their eyes. "This way " said Fu.
"No joke" replied Henry as he scratched his nads.
Fu stopped, "I do smell it. What is it?"
Henry replied, "I don't know, but damn I'm getting hungry. Let's go find out."
They were unaware that the Spinners midget hunchman (yeah, yeah I meant henchman but was going for a mini-quasimoto kind of a thing) was watching. And outside the secret darkened locale, the different factions were about to converge.
And somewhere in the hills of North Carolina, the original Oracle, watched in the crystal ball and laughed. The oracle thought 'The time for my return is imminent. I shall call my old contact and have the supplies readied for my return.'.