The twisted Lives of the Marauders
By- Stating the obvious
Disclaimer- I do not own anything.
Chapter One
Lily was just finishing her victory lap around the Quidditch pitch when a bludger came zooming towards her. She tried to duck but missed. The buldger whammed into her leg breaking it easily. When Lily got to the ground she discovered, though quite painfully, she couldn't walk on her leg.
"I can fix it!" the dreadful voice of Gildoroy Lockheart called.
"No!" groaned Lily, "I'm perfectly fine."
Before anyone could do anything Gildoroy muttered a spell and yep you guessed it, her bones in her leg were gone. Lily was way past angry at the little twit.
"you little…" she hissed. Then without warning she socked him.
"Potter," Professor Mcgonagal barked at the team captain, "Restrain your seeker!"
"Alright then." James Potter grinned and easily stopped her attempts to strangle Lockheart.
"take her up to the hospital wing." Professor Mcgonagal ordered.
"okee dokee.' James said and started towards the castle with the rest of the team at his heals.
"Will she be okay?" Lexi Potter asked. (James's twin sister)
"I think so." James said before Lily cut him off.
"I'd better be or Lockheart won't live another day.
"oh be quiet lily we all know you secretly worship him." Carly Smith teased.
"What?" Lily shouted, "Where the hell did you come up with that? Maybe you love Snape."
"Naw," Carly smiled, "He's heals over head for you."
"Don't remind me.: Lily pouted.
"Ladies calm down," Sirius said, "We already know you're crazy about us!"
"uh, yeah right," Carly said, "the new transfer is cuter than you so we like him best."
"You are so shallow" Remus Lupin said.
"You just noticed?" Carly asked.
"Are you calling me stupid?" Remus asked getting angry.
"If the shoe fits." Carly smiled.
"Can it you-you-you goody two shoes!" Remus said angrily.
"I am so not a goody two shoes!" Carly argued.
"Prove it!" Remus shot back.
Carly got out her wand and started turning little Peter into snakes and turning him different colors.
"well every ones done that before." Remus said apparently unimpressed. That's when the castle turned hot pink with bright blue polka dots. "ok then you turned Hogwarts pink."
"I know." Carly smiled.
"Change of subject!" Lexi announced.
"About what?" Sirius asked.
"Ways to torture Peter!" Lexi suggested.
"Your evil." Sirius said.
"Yeah, Peters a marauder." James agreed.
"Your point?" Lily asked.
"We don't prank eachother." Remus said
"That doesn't mean we can't!" Carly argued.
"Alright let's be serious." Lexi said.
"Why ones bad enough!" Carly smirked at the over used joke.
"You know I meant S-E-R-I-O-U-S not S-I-R-I-U-S!" Lexi snapped.
"Thank you so much for the spelling lesson Lex. Now can anyone tell me how much longer until we get to the hospital?" Lily shouted.
"We're almost- I mean we're there- or here or the.." James said.
"Don't confuse your self. " Carly smiled as the hospital door opened.
(Tell me what you think! Should I keep going? Does it suck? Well review you know you want to)