Okay, I only got one review. THANK YOU spongebuddy!!! I WILL GIVE YOU AN
APPEARANCEE IN THIS CHAPPIE!!!!!!! The rest of you be good reviewers and
review!! Unless I get more reviews, this story might be discontinued!
*Gasp*
Okay.onto the story.but first the disclaimer.
DISCLAIMER: I love you, you love me, lets just don't sue me, because nothing ever belongs to me, I'm just singin this song by Barney!
"Hold on please," Alanna told the man. "I'll be right back." Alanna walked over to Jon and asked "What was that about, Jon? What is wrong with me telling him? At least he could give us a little help."
" And risk our dignity? Yeah right Alanna!"
" Dignity? What are you talking about Your Royal Highness? We have just tumbled across time and space, possibly into another dimension! And all you, you self-centered idiot can think about is your dignity!" Alanna snapped at Jon.
" He's gone, Alanna! You really know how to take control, don't you?"
"Oh shit! Look what you've done now! And shut the hell up!" Alanna realized everyone on the streets nearby was staring at her and Jon, so she quickly shut up and turned red. Alanna looked down at herself. The clothes just made her turn even redder.
Thayet rushed over and whispered, "Quiet you two!"
Alanna whispered back "Look, there's someone who isn't laughing they're asses off! Let's go talk to them!" Alanna stormed off- or tried to. Thayet caught her by the breeches.
" Both of you! Apologize right now!"
"Sorry," Alanna said, but not very meaningfully.
"Jon.?"
"Sorry," he snapped. Coram came to join the three.
"I thought I'd raised ye better than that!" scolded Coram. The rest of the Tortallans were standing around, whispering amongst themselves, and looking embarrassed.
" Ugh!" Alanna stormed off and went to talk to a stranger.
" I think I've got it!" yelled Thom. A new portal formed, looking the same as the earlier one had. Suddenly it flashed, and Raoul, Gary, Daine, and Coram were sucked into it. Thom reached out to stop someone, but he was dragged along too.
"Horse Lords, how are we going to get back now?" asked Thayet.
"I have an idea!" Numair exclaimed. Alanna rushed over.
"So glad we still have one smart person left!" said Jon.
" You see, this is why I didn't marry you!"
"I thought you guys apologized! Now let Numair explain his idea." Said Thayet.
"Thanks Thayet. You see, within, oh, about an hour of a big magical event, such as a portal jump, traces of the spell's equation can be found in the air. An equation will allow us to follow our friends back to Tortall. I figured this out by remembering Lizaga's discovery, mentioned in his book, Samagi Lizaga- An Autobiography.." Numair ranted on for the next ten minutes, dispite the rest of the group trying to stop him. Soon everyone was laughing, Numair had stopped, and all their troubles had been forgotton.
" This isn't Tortall." remarked Gary.
"Obviously," said Daine. "So where are we, Thom?"
"Uhhhh..."
"Yo, yo, yo ! Welcome to my world! I'm spongebuddy!" A short creature, very spongelike in appearance (A.N. I just made this up; so don't blame me if it's not what you wanted, spongebuddy!) popped out of nowhere.
"Okay, I think I know what went wrong." Thom fuddled with the portal for a minute, then said, "Bye...uhhh.spongebuddy was it? Everyone, back in!"
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DISCLAIMER: I love you, you love me, lets just don't sue me, because nothing ever belongs to me, I'm just singin this song by Barney!
"Hold on please," Alanna told the man. "I'll be right back." Alanna walked over to Jon and asked "What was that about, Jon? What is wrong with me telling him? At least he could give us a little help."
" And risk our dignity? Yeah right Alanna!"
" Dignity? What are you talking about Your Royal Highness? We have just tumbled across time and space, possibly into another dimension! And all you, you self-centered idiot can think about is your dignity!" Alanna snapped at Jon.
" He's gone, Alanna! You really know how to take control, don't you?"
"Oh shit! Look what you've done now! And shut the hell up!" Alanna realized everyone on the streets nearby was staring at her and Jon, so she quickly shut up and turned red. Alanna looked down at herself. The clothes just made her turn even redder.
Thayet rushed over and whispered, "Quiet you two!"
Alanna whispered back "Look, there's someone who isn't laughing they're asses off! Let's go talk to them!" Alanna stormed off- or tried to. Thayet caught her by the breeches.
" Both of you! Apologize right now!"
"Sorry," Alanna said, but not very meaningfully.
"Jon.?"
"Sorry," he snapped. Coram came to join the three.
"I thought I'd raised ye better than that!" scolded Coram. The rest of the Tortallans were standing around, whispering amongst themselves, and looking embarrassed.
" Ugh!" Alanna stormed off and went to talk to a stranger.
" I think I've got it!" yelled Thom. A new portal formed, looking the same as the earlier one had. Suddenly it flashed, and Raoul, Gary, Daine, and Coram were sucked into it. Thom reached out to stop someone, but he was dragged along too.
"Horse Lords, how are we going to get back now?" asked Thayet.
"I have an idea!" Numair exclaimed. Alanna rushed over.
"So glad we still have one smart person left!" said Jon.
" You see, this is why I didn't marry you!"
"I thought you guys apologized! Now let Numair explain his idea." Said Thayet.
"Thanks Thayet. You see, within, oh, about an hour of a big magical event, such as a portal jump, traces of the spell's equation can be found in the air. An equation will allow us to follow our friends back to Tortall. I figured this out by remembering Lizaga's discovery, mentioned in his book, Samagi Lizaga- An Autobiography.." Numair ranted on for the next ten minutes, dispite the rest of the group trying to stop him. Soon everyone was laughing, Numair had stopped, and all their troubles had been forgotton.
" This isn't Tortall." remarked Gary.
"Obviously," said Daine. "So where are we, Thom?"
"Uhhhh..."
"Yo, yo, yo ! Welcome to my world! I'm spongebuddy!" A short creature, very spongelike in appearance (A.N. I just made this up; so don't blame me if it's not what you wanted, spongebuddy!) popped out of nowhere.
"Okay, I think I know what went wrong." Thom fuddled with the portal for a minute, then said, "Bye...uhhh.spongebuddy was it? Everyone, back in!"
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