Chapter 3- Certain Gestures can lead to Trouble.

So much for relying on my robes - Ron thought to himself as he entered the great hall. He saw Hermione sitting at the table. He was about to sit next to her but he had second thoughts. Maybe I'd better sit across the table. – just in case.

She was sitting at the table reading a rather thick book when she noticed Ron.

"Hi. There's a free seat next to me if you want it", she asked.

"Umm no thanks. I think I'll just sit here. You get a better view… I mean of the castle. – he stuttered- You know the grounds outside." Phew! He thought.

She smiled at him. He's still embarrassed about it. He's so cute when he's nervous.

"I wonder how Harry's going in detention?"

"Hermione, I'm trying to eat here and the last thing I need is a picture in my mind of Harry getting knocked up by Snape", He joked.

"Ron, is sex the only thing you ever think about?"

Yeah what else is there- Ron's thoughts-

"Umm no. God Hermione I can't believe you'd say that!" He mocked. "What if I died in my sleep? How would you feel knowing that the last words you spoke to me were, 'is sex the only thing you think about'- he quoted her. " I am much more sensitive than that!" He said looking directly at Hermiones chest.

"Ok. I'm sorry I misjudged you to be so shallow" she teased. "Uh Ron my eyes are up here"

Ron blushed.

" I know where your eyes are! I was just admiring that colour on you"- bearing in mind they are black robes and all of the students have to wear them.

She smiled at Ron and he blushed again.

"Hey there's Joanne. She's sitting by herself, maybe we should go say hi to her," Hermione offered.

"As nice a thought as that is, I think she's pretty well occupied at the moment" Ron pointed over to the Slytherin table. Malfoy was mouthing words to Joanne and she was giggling at them. Then she'd make little gestures back to him. The only time they stopped was when Professor Snape began talking to Joanne about an assignment of hers that was late- and that it had better be handed in or she would receive a detention- When Snape had interfered in their 'game' Malfoy became very interested in his dinner all of a sudden. Snape gave one last fierce look and then wandered out.

"I don't know what that word was but it had more than 4 syllables," Ron said. Hermione went back to her book, but Ron was watching these two.

"Wow I didn't know Malfoy had such a wide vocabulary!" He looked back over to Hermione but she wasn't paying any attention. She was really wrapped up in this book.

"What are you reading that is so much more interesting than watching a Gryffindor and a Slytherin play verbal tag?"

"Oh it wouldn't interest you," She said returning to her book.

"Try me"

"Like I said it wouldn't interest you. It's nothing."

What nothing? Hermione usually loved to share whatever it was she was reading about- in hopes that it would encourage Ron or Harry to read more- no luck there. Why doesn't she want me to know?

"What is in that book that could be more fascinating then sitting here talking to me?"

he joked.

"Ron, it may shock you to know that there are these things called books and some of them are ten times more fascinating then watching you perve on Malfoy and Joanne"

"I am so insulted you said that!" He exclaimed pretending to be deeply offended. " I'm quite a good catch if I ever saw one. If I wasn't me I'd date me." Self-satisfied look on his face.

"If you weren't you then you'd be able to see what a complete twat you can be sometimes"

"Well I'm a twat that's learning", he said giving her one of his charming grins.

"Well as much as I'd like to stay and chat with my favorite twat (that rhymes!!) I'm off to the library"

Ron eyes followed her arse out of the Great Hall. I'm her favorite twat, Ron thought happily to himself.

Then he went back to surveilancing the Gryffindor and Slytherin continue their 'game'. Joanne got up and walked over to Malfoy and whispered something in his ear,

"I'm just going up to the library I need to finish my potions essay. I'll meet you on the fourth floor corridor-next to the rusting suit of armor. See you real soon"

Ron couldn't hear what she was saying but it was obviously very tantalizing because a wicked smile spread over Malfoy's face. Then Joanne moved away from the Slytherin table and walked out.

"Well" Snape glared into his desk seeing the reflection of himself. "It seems you've done as I have asked. I can indeed see my face in the desk."

Harry and Elisabeth held their breaths. Would he be pleased enough? Yes they had done as Snape had asked but would he find out what else they had been up to?

"I'll check the cupboards", He said suspiciously. He knelt down giving a thorough inspection in every shelf bottom to top.

"Your ear!" Elisabeth whispered through her teeth to Harry. "Lipstick on your ear"- she whispered more fiercely trying not to let Snape hear.

Harry almost immediately got the message and pulled his sleeve down and began wiping his ear.

"Thanks" he whispered back.

Suddenly Harry looked very funny. He was staring at her…

"Neck" He gritted through his teeth.

"What?"

He pointed to the red mark on her neck.

"All right then" Snape's head unexpectedly popped out of the cupboards making them both jump. Elisabeth whacked her hand to her neck to cover the mark.

"Everything seems to be done correctly. Ah Ms Olivieri why are you holding your neck?" He looked at her very strangely.

"Umm neck cramp. I couldn't think of a spell to relieve it so I'm doing it the muggle way."

"I see", he replied looking slightly puzzled. "You're both dismissed", he sneered.

Harry noticed him pull something gold out of his pocket. It appeared to be a few strands of someone's hair. But he put it to the back of his mind and proceeded to the door following Elisabeth. When they were both outside he felt a soft hand grab his.

Joanne grabbed her books from the table in her dorm and took off to the library. If I hurry I can be in and out and then meet Malfoy. She chuckled to herself thinking of something Malfoy had mouthed to her before. She then realized she was laughing out loud and that it looked quite disturbing so she stopped. ( A/N: no I'm not telling what she was laughing at- it's a bit 'R' rated for you people!)

Ahh, all done, Hermione thought contentedly to herself. She was carrying several books under her arm- one of which was the one she had been previously reading at breakfast. She was looking forward to sitting in the common room by the fire and settling down with one of her many books.

She gave a small wave to Madame Prince and then exited.

No sooner had she walked out the door, when she was met with a CRASH!

"Oh, Hermione. I'm sorry, I'm in kinda a rush" Joanne helped Hermione gather her books. "I wasn't watching where I was going"

"Obviously" Said Hermione handing her a book that she thought was hers. "It's all right You probably had other things on your mind I suspect" with a hint of sarcasm in her voice.

"You know?"

"Everyone knows! You've both made it very obvious. But I'll have to get you to teach me how you get Malfoy's attention. What you say that makes him go all soft for you. Ron seemed really turned on by it " she joked.

"Well I'd be happy to help you out sometime. But I've gotta finish my potions assignment"

"Well see ya later in the common room then?"

"Umm yeah maybe" with a naughty grin on her face.

Joanne then left Hermione with a bewildered look. Then they both went their separate ways.

"There you are!" Malfoy exclaimed.

"Yes here I am" came a silky voice stepping out of the shadows.

" Joanne I don't know why they put you in Gryffindor. I think you'd be much better in Slytherin. With me"

" What a good idea" she thought out loud. "I mean yes what a very sensual idea"

"Joan-"

"Please call me Momo"

"Ok then… Momo" he replied in a seductive way. So you know Momo I was about to leave I didn't think you were gonna show."

"show…ummm of course I was going to"

"Well you took your time at the library"

"Library? Oh yes the library of course. Lets not talk" she said in a deep voice.

She pushed him up against the wall and began kissing him.

Wow- he thought- Gryffindors make bloody good snogging partners.

Then she pulled out her wand waved it about and chanted reducio into the-o suit of armor-O! ( A/N:ok I totally suck at spells but I didn't have time to look one up!) and just like that they both found themselves making out in the suit of armor. She ripped his clothes off…

"Harry!!" Elisabeth giggled as they entered the fourth floor corridor. Harry had began nibbling on her ear- which drove her wild!

Then they stopped what they were doing and stared at the suit of armor. They could hear moaning coming form it.

"It sounds like somebody's either in pain or-"

"Shhh Malfoy- I think there's someone outside" but he wouldn't listen he just pressed more kisses on her.

Now it was Harry's turn to take out the wand.

"Come out –io the person-o in the armor-O!"he commanded.(A/N: again I suck at spells, sorry!)

Then out popped Malfoy standing in his boxers (they were patterned with little green snakes that hissed their tongues every so often.) with the top of his robes ripped and lipstick marks everywhere there shouldn't be lipstick marks.

Joanne stood beside him hair all over the place robes ruffled up mischievous smile on her face looking quite out of breath.

"Potter! What d'you think you're doing!" shouted an exasperated Malfoy. "I was just about to score you fool!"

"Well I thought- well it sounded like someone was in pain or some kind of agony" he replied innocently.

"The only agony anyone is in is the agony of being disturbed from my 'activities'" he said back smartly.

"Well if you had a tie or something to indicate this" Harry yelled back.

"We were in a suit of armor! Where was I supposed to hang it"

Harry gave him a look -which very much hinted to where Malfoy should 'hang' a tie.

"I've gotta go!" Joanne said all of a sudden.

She ran off down the corridor turned the corner and was out of sight.

"Look what you've done now Potter!"

"Well I guess I owe you one now don't I?" Harry said winking at Malfoy.

"Ohh that's disgusting Potter!"

"I was joking you daft bugger!"

"At least one of us got some action tonight" Malfoy said cheekily pointing at Elisabeth's hickey. She put her hand to it covering it again- blushing profusely.

Red with embarrassment Elisabeth was the next to leave, she rushed back up the stairs to the Gryffindor tower.

"Well Potter you are a fast mover aren't you?" Malfoy snickered.

"I get the impression you are too" Harry replied, then made tracks back up to the common room.

"Humph!" Malfoy sighed out loud. Wish Joanne hadn't run off like that. He thought miserably to himself. She was so good.

"Draco!"

Malfoy turned around to see who it was. He got quite a surprise.

"Joanne?"

She smiled at him.

"What are you doing here?"

"What do you mean what am I doing here?" She asked surprised.

"You were just here. I mean you left and …"

"I've been up in the library the whole time"

"No. you were just here. I just made out with you"

"I don't think so!"

" Forget it. Lets pretend we haven't and start all over again" He said coming closer to her.

"No, I refuse to make out with someone who's been lying to me!" she said starting to raise her voice.

"But I –"

"You've been making out with someone else. It's evident that you're just trying to cover it up! I thought you wanted me! I thought that we could make out together!!! I guess I thought wrong!" She stormed off.

Malfoy stood there mouth wide open. He didn't know what to do or say. The only words he could manage were,

"What did I do?"