THE YOUNG AND THE BRAINLESS: SHALIMAR FOX
Disclaimer: Ok I think we have all caught on by now, that Krowl-Fu does not own Mutant X.... So lets just all get over the criticism and ooh I don't know...enjoy it? But then again it is your opinion so please feel free to bag it in the reviews. Leave your email so I can find you... LOL jk, no do what you want.
Author's Note: It seems quite a few of you liked Adam's flashback which was surprising, so I hope you like Shalimar's which will be funnier.... I hope. Any inconsistencies or whatever let me know!
Synopsis: We go back to the early 80's when Shalimar was a senior in high school and still living in the trailer park...we find out how she deals with her mutant abilities...
***************SHALIMAR FOX AND HER BLONDE BLONDE LOCKS*******************
The room was silent.there was no noise.the sounds from outside were muffled.. It was dark and getting late. With a sigh, Shalimar Fox closed the Encyclopaedia, grabbed her bag and made her way home.
----------In the street------
Shalimar sighed. It was 6:00 and she had only 2 hours till, like, the party of THE year started and she had still not figured out how to transform herself.from bimbo to floozy. The Encyclopaedia didn't have any beauty tips and the guy in the library said it had the answer to everything.he was wrong.and to think she had gone out with him for NO reason.so now she was still back where she started.not knowing how to make her black roots disappear. Not only that, but she had a FLAT chest.why couldn't she be as buxom as her mother? She said they will grow in time, but still nothing.
Shalimar just shrugged and walked home, lets just hope she wouldn't turn out like her mother, but use her education for good and get an office job. Something stable and settling with minimum upset. That way she could focus more on her hair. She didn't want to be some dumb blonde fighting to gain a little dignity. She did NOT want to compete in a man's world.
-------------------Sky High Trailer Park---------------
As she was walking down the road to her trailer, a smell of tuna fish and liver reached her nostrils.she licked her lips."Tiger must be having WHISKAS for dinner tonight." And for some odd reason, Shalimar felt jealous.
She reached the step of the trailer when the door burst open, and there stood her mother in full neon glory..
"Where the hell have you been hun? I was meant to do ya nails an HOUR ago! How'm I spose to make my lil girl look all pretty when she don't come home?" Her mother said cigarette in mouth, Jim Beam in hand. "I have some beans on the stove if you want, that or I think I have some meatballs in the fridge hun." Shalimar shuddered, what she felt like was steak.raw steak.Shalimar couldn't understand why she felt like that.she put it down to hormones. Shalimar just walked past her mother and into her room, she didn't have much time to get ready.
-------IN HER ROOM------ She dumped her books on her desk, which was rarely used and sat down on her bed. She had the outfit ready, but what the heck was she going to do with her hair? She should never have let her mother talk her into dying it; she was natural brunette anyway. Shalimar vowed never to dye her hair again. Ever.
She got up and went to her wardrobe to get her ultra short black dress, when she noticed her mail on her bedside table. "Hmm. Mom must of put it there when she was sober." And flicked through it. A letter from her Gran, God Bless her, she still hadn't realised that she was now 17. A pamphlet on breast enlargement, Shalimar looked at that one and put it away for later. Then there was a weird letter, from someone she didn't know. How did they know her address?! She put it in her drawer.
Shalimar just shrugged and got ready for the party. She forgot all about it. An hour later she left for the party in her mom's car.
-----------------At the Party------------
"Man," Hiccoughed Shalimar to her friend Busy, "I am so damn drunk." Shalimar staggered over to the couch. Busy laughed.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Half the room turned around, who was the freak? "Oh you are not Shal! You only had one beer!" And with that she laughed some more. The room then realised who it was, that dork Busy Lennox who was such a ho, she would pay you for it. Shalimar's eyes flashed. Then she gasped. What had happened to her.? What was going on.? She just shrugged and got another beer.
---------On the way home.---------
Shalimar was the designated driver because she was sober, she had 2 drinks in four hours, and no matter how many times she told them she was drunk, no one believed her. Her and Busy were in the car after dropping off their friend Missy. They were singing along to WHAM and Bruce Springsteen..
"Wake me up! Before you go go!" Shalimar sung to herself, Busy had passed out, she had had a very busy night.she had satisfied many boys that night. Shal stuck out her lip, she hoped Busy would stop acting the way she did, she hoped her own behaviour would set an example for her. She pulled up to her house and helped out of the car.then she got back in and drove home. She was only 2 miles from the trailer park when there were sirens behind her. She looked in the review mirror and saw lights. "Hmm, I wish I had a car with pretty flashing lights and makes a cool noise." She thought to herself. She drove on for another minute until she realised. And pulled over. The agitated COP got out of the car.
Shalimar hurried to put on her lip-gloss, fluff her hair and put extra tissues down her dress, then she wound down the window.
"Good Evening Officer, how can I help you?" The COP frowned; she looked like a hooker. "Are you drunk young lady?" He asked sternly. Shalimar shook her head. "Of course I am not Officer, why do you ask?" She battered her eyelashes. The COP grimaced. "Why then, if you are not drunk, were you driving so erratically? " He asked her. Erratically? Thought Shalimar, What the hell does that mean? "I don't know what you mean Officer!" She said, pushing out her chest. He sighed. Why was he always on the night shift dealing with hookers? He should be at home with his wayward son, who was always playing with the light switches and the toaster. It was a worry. "Can I see you license please?" Shalimar gulped. "Er..I don't have a license, did I need one?" The Officer groaned. "Then I think you had better step out of the car missy." Shalimar sighed and got out of the car, she hoped she would only get a warning.cos her mom won't be sober enough to bail her out. As she was getting out of the car, Busy's bottle of JD was rolling on the floor where she left it. The Officer frowned. So the little skank lied. He got out his hand cuffs. Shalimar gasped. "You aren't going to arrest me are you officer?" She said leaning in close to him, who backed away. "I am afraid so, you broke the law. I am going to have to take you down to the station." Pronto he thought. Shalimar leaned back into the car to get her bag and a packet of white powder fell out. She picked it up, what the hell was this? Oh..right..it was Missy's medicine, she asked Shal to mind it at the party. She put it back in her bag, but the Officer saw her. He smiled evilly. "You are in big trouble little lady." He said snapping on the hand cuffs and dragging her back to the squad car..Shalimar cried out... "IT ISN'T MY FAULT! I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER!!!! IT ISN'T MINE!" The Officer laughed. "Sure little lady.of the night." Shalimar's eyes flashed and the door slammed close.
-----------IN THE COUNTY JAIL---------- Shalimar was slumped against the wall in the cell, beyond tears, that and she didn't want to ruin her eye make up, she was still flirting with the officer in charge outside to let her go, but no luck, he must be gay thought Shalimar.
Just as Shalimar was about to fall asleep from exhaustion, her cell door open and the Officer was standing there. Shalimar's face lit up. She knew he would change his mind, how could he refuse such an offer? "Get up! You can go. You have been bailed." Shalimar gasped. Was her mother sober? She got to her feet and went to the door, a man was standing in the shadows.he was tall with curly brown hair. He stepped forward.
"Hello Shalimar. I take it you didn't get my letters." Shalimar looked up in surprise, was this the freak writing to her?
"Er.no.I didn't." The man smiled. He came forward and shook her hand.
"My name is Adam and I have come to take you away from all this." And with that he smiled at the officer and went to walk out the door and stopped. He turned around to a shocked Shalimar.
"Coming?"
And without a single word, Shalimar followed out this man saying goodbye to her drunken, hair dying, bean eating, promiscuous life for good...
The Officer closed the door behind them.
They had gone.
*****Ok I tried to be funny yet again, but as I don't know Shalimar that well, it was hard so I am really really really sorry!!! I will be doing Jesse next! Review me if you want more, or if you like it have suggestions or criticisms! Thanks!
Disclaimer: Ok I think we have all caught on by now, that Krowl-Fu does not own Mutant X.... So lets just all get over the criticism and ooh I don't know...enjoy it? But then again it is your opinion so please feel free to bag it in the reviews. Leave your email so I can find you... LOL jk, no do what you want.
Author's Note: It seems quite a few of you liked Adam's flashback which was surprising, so I hope you like Shalimar's which will be funnier.... I hope. Any inconsistencies or whatever let me know!
Synopsis: We go back to the early 80's when Shalimar was a senior in high school and still living in the trailer park...we find out how she deals with her mutant abilities...
***************SHALIMAR FOX AND HER BLONDE BLONDE LOCKS*******************
The room was silent.there was no noise.the sounds from outside were muffled.. It was dark and getting late. With a sigh, Shalimar Fox closed the Encyclopaedia, grabbed her bag and made her way home.
----------In the street------
Shalimar sighed. It was 6:00 and she had only 2 hours till, like, the party of THE year started and she had still not figured out how to transform herself.from bimbo to floozy. The Encyclopaedia didn't have any beauty tips and the guy in the library said it had the answer to everything.he was wrong.and to think she had gone out with him for NO reason.so now she was still back where she started.not knowing how to make her black roots disappear. Not only that, but she had a FLAT chest.why couldn't she be as buxom as her mother? She said they will grow in time, but still nothing.
Shalimar just shrugged and walked home, lets just hope she wouldn't turn out like her mother, but use her education for good and get an office job. Something stable and settling with minimum upset. That way she could focus more on her hair. She didn't want to be some dumb blonde fighting to gain a little dignity. She did NOT want to compete in a man's world.
-------------------Sky High Trailer Park---------------
As she was walking down the road to her trailer, a smell of tuna fish and liver reached her nostrils.she licked her lips."Tiger must be having WHISKAS for dinner tonight." And for some odd reason, Shalimar felt jealous.
She reached the step of the trailer when the door burst open, and there stood her mother in full neon glory..
"Where the hell have you been hun? I was meant to do ya nails an HOUR ago! How'm I spose to make my lil girl look all pretty when she don't come home?" Her mother said cigarette in mouth, Jim Beam in hand. "I have some beans on the stove if you want, that or I think I have some meatballs in the fridge hun." Shalimar shuddered, what she felt like was steak.raw steak.Shalimar couldn't understand why she felt like that.she put it down to hormones. Shalimar just walked past her mother and into her room, she didn't have much time to get ready.
-------IN HER ROOM------ She dumped her books on her desk, which was rarely used and sat down on her bed. She had the outfit ready, but what the heck was she going to do with her hair? She should never have let her mother talk her into dying it; she was natural brunette anyway. Shalimar vowed never to dye her hair again. Ever.
She got up and went to her wardrobe to get her ultra short black dress, when she noticed her mail on her bedside table. "Hmm. Mom must of put it there when she was sober." And flicked through it. A letter from her Gran, God Bless her, she still hadn't realised that she was now 17. A pamphlet on breast enlargement, Shalimar looked at that one and put it away for later. Then there was a weird letter, from someone she didn't know. How did they know her address?! She put it in her drawer.
Shalimar just shrugged and got ready for the party. She forgot all about it. An hour later she left for the party in her mom's car.
-----------------At the Party------------
"Man," Hiccoughed Shalimar to her friend Busy, "I am so damn drunk." Shalimar staggered over to the couch. Busy laughed.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Half the room turned around, who was the freak? "Oh you are not Shal! You only had one beer!" And with that she laughed some more. The room then realised who it was, that dork Busy Lennox who was such a ho, she would pay you for it. Shalimar's eyes flashed. Then she gasped. What had happened to her.? What was going on.? She just shrugged and got another beer.
---------On the way home.---------
Shalimar was the designated driver because she was sober, she had 2 drinks in four hours, and no matter how many times she told them she was drunk, no one believed her. Her and Busy were in the car after dropping off their friend Missy. They were singing along to WHAM and Bruce Springsteen..
"Wake me up! Before you go go!" Shalimar sung to herself, Busy had passed out, she had had a very busy night.she had satisfied many boys that night. Shal stuck out her lip, she hoped Busy would stop acting the way she did, she hoped her own behaviour would set an example for her. She pulled up to her house and helped out of the car.then she got back in and drove home. She was only 2 miles from the trailer park when there were sirens behind her. She looked in the review mirror and saw lights. "Hmm, I wish I had a car with pretty flashing lights and makes a cool noise." She thought to herself. She drove on for another minute until she realised. And pulled over. The agitated COP got out of the car.
Shalimar hurried to put on her lip-gloss, fluff her hair and put extra tissues down her dress, then she wound down the window.
"Good Evening Officer, how can I help you?" The COP frowned; she looked like a hooker. "Are you drunk young lady?" He asked sternly. Shalimar shook her head. "Of course I am not Officer, why do you ask?" She battered her eyelashes. The COP grimaced. "Why then, if you are not drunk, were you driving so erratically? " He asked her. Erratically? Thought Shalimar, What the hell does that mean? "I don't know what you mean Officer!" She said, pushing out her chest. He sighed. Why was he always on the night shift dealing with hookers? He should be at home with his wayward son, who was always playing with the light switches and the toaster. It was a worry. "Can I see you license please?" Shalimar gulped. "Er..I don't have a license, did I need one?" The Officer groaned. "Then I think you had better step out of the car missy." Shalimar sighed and got out of the car, she hoped she would only get a warning.cos her mom won't be sober enough to bail her out. As she was getting out of the car, Busy's bottle of JD was rolling on the floor where she left it. The Officer frowned. So the little skank lied. He got out his hand cuffs. Shalimar gasped. "You aren't going to arrest me are you officer?" She said leaning in close to him, who backed away. "I am afraid so, you broke the law. I am going to have to take you down to the station." Pronto he thought. Shalimar leaned back into the car to get her bag and a packet of white powder fell out. She picked it up, what the hell was this? Oh..right..it was Missy's medicine, she asked Shal to mind it at the party. She put it back in her bag, but the Officer saw her. He smiled evilly. "You are in big trouble little lady." He said snapping on the hand cuffs and dragging her back to the squad car..Shalimar cried out... "IT ISN'T MY FAULT! I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER!!!! IT ISN'T MINE!" The Officer laughed. "Sure little lady.of the night." Shalimar's eyes flashed and the door slammed close.
-----------IN THE COUNTY JAIL---------- Shalimar was slumped against the wall in the cell, beyond tears, that and she didn't want to ruin her eye make up, she was still flirting with the officer in charge outside to let her go, but no luck, he must be gay thought Shalimar.
Just as Shalimar was about to fall asleep from exhaustion, her cell door open and the Officer was standing there. Shalimar's face lit up. She knew he would change his mind, how could he refuse such an offer? "Get up! You can go. You have been bailed." Shalimar gasped. Was her mother sober? She got to her feet and went to the door, a man was standing in the shadows.he was tall with curly brown hair. He stepped forward.
"Hello Shalimar. I take it you didn't get my letters." Shalimar looked up in surprise, was this the freak writing to her?
"Er.no.I didn't." The man smiled. He came forward and shook her hand.
"My name is Adam and I have come to take you away from all this." And with that he smiled at the officer and went to walk out the door and stopped. He turned around to a shocked Shalimar.
"Coming?"
And without a single word, Shalimar followed out this man saying goodbye to her drunken, hair dying, bean eating, promiscuous life for good...
The Officer closed the door behind them.
They had gone.
*****Ok I tried to be funny yet again, but as I don't know Shalimar that well, it was hard so I am really really really sorry!!! I will be doing Jesse next! Review me if you want more, or if you like it have suggestions or criticisms! Thanks!