Totally Kyle! Disclaimer- I do not own Kyle or anything I have included in this chapter or the previous 2 chapters.

IT'S TOTALLY KYLE!

TOTALLY! Like this one time, I, like, Said, have a diet, to this fat kid, And he was all like, you starting, And I was all like, no, And, he, like, gave me a nosebleed.

Yeah and like this other time, This, like, girl was all like, You must be, like, Kyle, And I was all like, yeah, And she, like, smiled at me, So, I like, kissed her, And she slapped me.

That was TOTALLY KYLE! TOTALLY!