A/n I want you all to know that I'm being very bad by writing this right
now, as I should be doing my history notes. Teachers are insane, did you
know that? How can they possibly expect one person to take notes on 4 and
a half chapters in only two weeks, not only that but instead of being
normal my teacher has to go and make different sections due separately at
different times instead of all at once so now I cant just do them all the
last weekend, not that I'd ever finish them that way. And if you think I'm
being over dramatic (you're probably right) then here's how long it takes,
for every four pages of the text book it takes 1 hour to do notes on those
four pages because the have to be net, organized, legible, and in depth!
Stupid APUSH (Advanced Placement U.S. History). Right well on to stuff you
actually care about.
THANK YOU!!! To all those who reviewed chapter one!
Chapter two
Operation Knickers
Tuesday November 23
11:43am
I have come up with an ingenious plan to make Hawkeye have a heart attack. The gang and I shall get the whole school in on it, well at lest the whole class. We shall all wear our berets normally; as we have never done that it should be shocking enough however my ingeniouisty does not stop there. We will also wear our skirts at the right length with no make-up, well just a bit of foundation and maybe a little lippy with a tad of mascara but that's all. Then we shall all walk into to school together in a single fill line. It will be enough to make old Hawkeye think she's died and gone to heaven, and that's when we'll get her. Once we are all on the other side of the gate we shall line up side by side and flip or knickers at her before running like mad to class. It'll be brilliant!
I told the gang and they've agreed to do it though Jas was a little hesitant, she didn't want to flash her knickers in case Tom saw but I pointed out to her that unless he knows what her knickers look like he would never know it was her. With a little more persuading she finally agreed so Wednesday we shall commence Operation Knickers. I truly am a genius.
12:35pm
It rained all through lunch so we decided to take refuge in Elvis's hut, he was off somewhere. Mostly likely posing for some dirty magazines with his wife. We were having a good time in there until we saw Elvis coming back and he had to run like hell through the icy rain so as not to get caught. I'm no thoroughly wet and dripping not to mention cold.
3:09pm
I was planning on going clubbing with the gang tonight; the Sex God was going to be there according to Tom. But I also herd that Dave would be there and that might be awkward. It doesn't matter though any way because Mutti and Vatti who are determined to ruin what little social life I have simply because they are jealous that I have friends and they don't have decided to go out to the Cinema and have made me promise to watch Libby. I'm stuck at home all by my lonesome self with only a little weird sister child and a crazy wild cat for company.
5:24pm
I was so desperately out of my mind bored that I did my homework. Is this what my life is coming to? I think I'll go give myself a facial and have a nice long soak in the tub.
Was soaking peacefully until Libby came in and ate the cucumbers off my eyes and climbed in the tub with me, cloths, shoes, Scuba Barbie and all. She really has no idea of a person's personal boundary does she? Ho hum this is what my life has become.
9:00pm
Put Libby to bed. My bed that is, she refused to go in hers. I figured I might as well go to bed too; catch up on my beauty rest. Libby pushed me onto the floor calling me a bad boy. I am now on the floor with a blanket and a pillow. It's actually quit comfy once you get use to it.
Wednesday November 24
7:05am
Today we shall commence Operation Knickers. I grabbed a piece of toast before running out the door to meet Jas and the rest of the gang in front of school. It took us five minutes to make sure we had everything just right before we got in line along with the rest of the class who we had managed to talk into doing this as well. We marched proudly through the gates like soldiers, Hawkeye's jaw dropped when she saw us she was wide- eyed and in awe, I think I even saw her pinch her self to see if she was dreaming. Once we were all through we turned our backs to Hawkeye and flashed are pretty pink knickers (I had instructed everyone to wear pink yesterday). Her whole face turned bright pink to match our knickers and she sputtered for words but by the time she could event think to yell at us all we had run inside and to class. It was bloody brilliant if I do say so myself, and I do.
THANK YOU!!! To all those who reviewed chapter one!
Chapter two
Operation Knickers
Tuesday November 23
11:43am
I have come up with an ingenious plan to make Hawkeye have a heart attack. The gang and I shall get the whole school in on it, well at lest the whole class. We shall all wear our berets normally; as we have never done that it should be shocking enough however my ingeniouisty does not stop there. We will also wear our skirts at the right length with no make-up, well just a bit of foundation and maybe a little lippy with a tad of mascara but that's all. Then we shall all walk into to school together in a single fill line. It will be enough to make old Hawkeye think she's died and gone to heaven, and that's when we'll get her. Once we are all on the other side of the gate we shall line up side by side and flip or knickers at her before running like mad to class. It'll be brilliant!
I told the gang and they've agreed to do it though Jas was a little hesitant, she didn't want to flash her knickers in case Tom saw but I pointed out to her that unless he knows what her knickers look like he would never know it was her. With a little more persuading she finally agreed so Wednesday we shall commence Operation Knickers. I truly am a genius.
12:35pm
It rained all through lunch so we decided to take refuge in Elvis's hut, he was off somewhere. Mostly likely posing for some dirty magazines with his wife. We were having a good time in there until we saw Elvis coming back and he had to run like hell through the icy rain so as not to get caught. I'm no thoroughly wet and dripping not to mention cold.
3:09pm
I was planning on going clubbing with the gang tonight; the Sex God was going to be there according to Tom. But I also herd that Dave would be there and that might be awkward. It doesn't matter though any way because Mutti and Vatti who are determined to ruin what little social life I have simply because they are jealous that I have friends and they don't have decided to go out to the Cinema and have made me promise to watch Libby. I'm stuck at home all by my lonesome self with only a little weird sister child and a crazy wild cat for company.
5:24pm
I was so desperately out of my mind bored that I did my homework. Is this what my life is coming to? I think I'll go give myself a facial and have a nice long soak in the tub.
Was soaking peacefully until Libby came in and ate the cucumbers off my eyes and climbed in the tub with me, cloths, shoes, Scuba Barbie and all. She really has no idea of a person's personal boundary does she? Ho hum this is what my life has become.
9:00pm
Put Libby to bed. My bed that is, she refused to go in hers. I figured I might as well go to bed too; catch up on my beauty rest. Libby pushed me onto the floor calling me a bad boy. I am now on the floor with a blanket and a pillow. It's actually quit comfy once you get use to it.
Wednesday November 24
7:05am
Today we shall commence Operation Knickers. I grabbed a piece of toast before running out the door to meet Jas and the rest of the gang in front of school. It took us five minutes to make sure we had everything just right before we got in line along with the rest of the class who we had managed to talk into doing this as well. We marched proudly through the gates like soldiers, Hawkeye's jaw dropped when she saw us she was wide- eyed and in awe, I think I even saw her pinch her self to see if she was dreaming. Once we were all through we turned our backs to Hawkeye and flashed are pretty pink knickers (I had instructed everyone to wear pink yesterday). Her whole face turned bright pink to match our knickers and she sputtered for words but by the time she could event think to yell at us all we had run inside and to class. It was bloody brilliant if I do say so myself, and I do.