Nothing Belongs to Me. My last name isn't Tolkien ya know. Duh
If I Had A Million Guilders
If I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders ) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice settee or a throne) And if I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you a white horse (A nice Reliant equine named bob) If I had million guilders I'd buy your love. If I had a million guilders I'd build a tree flet in our yard If I had a million guilders You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had a million guilders Maybe we could put like a little tiny bed in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like get in the bed and stuff There would be already laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped lembases and things If I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd make you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like an oleophant or a warg) And if I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you earendil's remains (All them crazy elven bones) And If I had a million guilders I'd buy your love. If I had a million guilders We wouldn't have to walk to the shore If I had a million guilders We'd take a horse and cart 'cause it costs more. If I had a million guilders We wouldn't have to eat Elf Dinners But we would eat Elf Dinners Of course we would, we'd just eat more And buy really expensive herbs with it That's right, all the fanciest Dijon herbs Mmmmmm If I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you some art (An Isidur or a Bilbo Baggins) If I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you a pony (Haven't you always wanted a pony?)
If I had a million guilders I'd buy your love If I had a million guilders, If I had a million guilders If I had a million guilders, If I had a million guilders I'd be rich
If I Had A Million Guilders
If I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders ) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice settee or a throne) And if I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you a white horse (A nice Reliant equine named bob) If I had million guilders I'd buy your love. If I had a million guilders I'd build a tree flet in our yard If I had a million guilders You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had a million guilders Maybe we could put like a little tiny bed in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like get in the bed and stuff There would be already laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped lembases and things If I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd make you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like an oleophant or a warg) And if I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you earendil's remains (All them crazy elven bones) And If I had a million guilders I'd buy your love. If I had a million guilders We wouldn't have to walk to the shore If I had a million guilders We'd take a horse and cart 'cause it costs more. If I had a million guilders We wouldn't have to eat Elf Dinners But we would eat Elf Dinners Of course we would, we'd just eat more And buy really expensive herbs with it That's right, all the fanciest Dijon herbs Mmmmmm If I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you some art (An Isidur or a Bilbo Baggins) If I had a million guilders (If I had a million guilders) I'd buy you a pony (Haven't you always wanted a pony?)
If I had a million guilders I'd buy your love If I had a million guilders, If I had a million guilders If I had a million guilders, If I had a million guilders I'd be rich