Chapter ~O~n~e~
Urumi sat at her desk a few minutes before the homeroom of class 4 year 2
started. Onizuka was at the board writing what appeared to be the lesson plans for the
day, though he seemed tense.could it possibly be Urumi's fault? It was only two days
after her first encounter with the great teacher and he already had had enough of her.
Only a few minutes until class started and Urumi was sitting at her desk quietly reading
the classic, English, Shakespearian novel of "Romeo and Juliet".
Onizuka coughed once as he looked over the class and tried to keep himself from
wrapping his dirty little hands around Urumi's neck and closing her esophagus and
crushing that little voice box of hers to shut her up forever.
"Class.ano.. We'll begin now.." Onizuka said trying to continue keeping the
murderous fantasies out of his mind "Today we'll be learning about the Tokugawa period
of Feudal Japan which was around the 1600's.." Onizuka began to talk out of the
textbook trying to act like he knew what he was talking about, most of which Urumi just
drowned out, she had learned this a long time ago.
Urumi sat with her head lying on the desk looking around the classroom just
thinking about where she would strike next. She figured the science lab would work, lots
of interesting equipment in there. Just by releasing the pressure of the fire extinguisher
she could make a simple bomb. She looked around and stopped when she saw Kikuchi
and then looked up front again. Kikuchi was the only person who really understood her
and shared the same hate for teachers as she did. She kind of wished they were better
friends only because they were so alike. Not be in love, she wasn't in love, just better
friends.
".And the reign of the Tokugawa Shoguns lasted from about.1600ish.to the
later 1600's where they were finally replaced by.ano.some other.Shoguns..."
Onizuka tried to continue but only trailed off to mumbling about how no one was really
listening anyway. It was then he noticed Urumi's hand held up high with that perky look
on her face, the face that Onizuka despised with every fiber of his being.
"Kanzaki?" He said with a slight shake of annoyance in his voice
"Onizuka, I think you're forgetting about the 16th centaury reign of 'Oda
Nobunaga' the most ruthless man that Feudal Japan ever encountered. He tried to destroy
the Buddhist warrior-priest villages with the occupants still in them in an attempt."
Urumi began to lecture Onizuka about Nobunaga, Hideyoshi and how all that really led
up to the 17th centaury terror of the Tokugawas. Which almost didn't bother Onizuka
since he lost her when she said 'Onizuka, I think.' He didn't know any of those people
anyway, none the less how he could teach about them.
"Ano." Onizuka muttered with a blink look on his face, completely contrasting,
what he believed to be, Urumi's devilish giggle.
Onizuka regained his composure and looked around the class like he really did
know what she was talking about "Yes.I completely agree with you Kanzaki.but the
school says that it is improper curriculum for such young children as yourself." He
laughed uneasily and looked around at all the blank faces wondering what in the name of
Mana kind of excuse that was.
"Right.." Onizuka said dumbfounded as he continued looking about the class
and then returned his attention to the textbook in his hand, trying to ignore the looks of
the students with 'What in the name of Mana kind of excuse is that?' expression on their
faces. "Well the Tokugawas were cool.. because they were Shoguns and.. shoguns are
cool." He continued mumbling a little more before he noticed Urumi smiling with her
hand held high again.
"Kanzaki? What's up?" He said with a slight hint of annoyance in his voice with a
very slight hint of fear, he knew something had to be being planned with her making so
many comments today, more then usual.
Urumi looked up with her trademark perky look and then looked up at Onizuka
with a smirk on her face while the rest of the class sat in silent fear just waiting for
something to blow up in the next room. "Dein frage lehrer, Japanisch 'Shoguns" bin sehr
shlect, Hitler was eine Eins! Wirklich Hitler Er findet." Urumi began to speak
confidently in German like she had been studying the language as long as she had been
speaking Japanese. "Bist du findest? Gern? Nicht gern?"
She smiled at him, almost a smirk that showed that she was purposely trying to
get to his last nerve.
At this point Kunio turned to Kikuchi and whispered to him "Hey, Yoshito,
what'd she say to him?"
Kikuchi thought for a moment and looked over at Kunio then whispered back "I
only know a little German, but it sounds like she's trying to get Onizuka's opinion on
what he thinks about Hitler and his reign during the Second World War.that's all I can
recognize." He looked over at the smiling Urumi who seemed so innocent through all
of this.
"Quite a stupid question for such a smart girl.." Kunio mumbled as he turned back
around away from Kikuchi.
Onizuka practically lost it, he could feel the rage building up inside him at the
thought of his student showing him up. He was the Great Teacher Eikichi Onizuka! 22
years old and this Classroom Terrorist Kanzaki Urumi, 14 years old was pretending like
she was better then him! He threw the textbook on the desk and stormed over to Urumi
angry as a bull with Urumi tempting him with a big red blanket, even though he knew his
fate to come if he were to run after Urumi's tempting red cover.
"Well hello Sensei!" She said smiling, acting like she was completely ignorant to
his anger.
"Don't you 'Hello Sensei' me, Kanzaki!" He said with his face full of the anger
that had been building inside of him for the past two days since Urumi 'magically'
appeared from that lake.
"Onizuka.how could you possibly be so mean? I just wanted to know your
opinion on what I found to be an important era in history but you thought I was just
trying to prove you wrong.Onizuka you're so uncaring.and in front of the whole class
too!" She looked down and began to sniffle leaving a dumbfounded Onizuka beside her
desk.
"Ano." Onizuka said confused as he looked around the class with all the
attention on him and a sobbing Urumi.
"Urumi, Was shtile zu haben?" Kikuchi said after an awkward moment of silence,
his face turned a bit red as everyone in the class turned to him, they too surprised at him
speaking.
Urumi looked at him to and blinked and finally answered after a moment when
she had regained her composure "Nichts! Wirklich.jetzt.Seid ruhig.bitte." she
looked around the room pretending not to be too stunned by Kikuchi talking, in German
nonetheless but some things were to be expected of him.
By now Onizuka was seriously thinking about taking some German lessons, even
though he'd probably be just as hopeless at that as he was in Japanese.
"You two.be quiet.please? Ano." Onizuka looked dumbfounded and trailed
off as the German conversation continued to pass between the two geniuses. Finally he
had enough when other students began to look up at him wondering why he didn't stop
the conversation, being he was a teacher and all.
But before he could say or do anything, the bell for his homeroom to leave had
rung and the whole class filed out of there quickly, probably scared of Urumi and
whatever plans she had to blow up whatever she was going blow up.
Urumi and Kikuchi were the last people to stand up and file out, which they did
silently, both surprised at the other and their skills at the other language they knew.
"Wo tat du lern Deutsch, Urumi? Das kommt mir komisch vor du moechte das
eine sprache." Kikuchi asked her as they walked out.
She smiled and looked down at her feet then looked ahead again with a sweet
smirk on her face and her blue eye luminous towards him with the help of the ever-rising
sun of Japan gleaming in through the hallway windows of Holy Forest Academy.
At this point she began to speak in their native language again, he wasn't sure if
she didn't even know what he was talking about or if she didn't know how much longer
she could go speaking another language.
"You speak German very well too, you surprised my in Onizuka's class earlier
when you spoke up like that, it's not like you at all," She said with a smile as they
continued walking down the semi-crowded hall of everyone who was pretending not to
notice the two terrorists with the biggest reputations in the school for terrorizing and
never being able to get caught. Despite the fact that everyone knew it was them when
they did strike.
"I guess it was just the part of me who wanted everyone to know I could speak
German, I guess.it's not even anything I was planning on learning," Kunio said with a
smile as he looked around the halls at the intimidated students.
Urumi noticed what he noticed and her smile turned into a hinting frown "They
all hate me don't they Kikuchi? They're all afraid that I'll do something, they've all heard
stories and they can't wait for me to strike again can they?"
"Well I uh.I don't hate you.but I don't like you I mean.ano." Kikuchi
looked around as his face turned a slight bit red.
Urumi continued to look around with a perky smile on her face as the rest of the
school began to look calmer since nothing had happened yet and if it hadn't happened by
now it probably wouldn't.
Urumi giggled, stopped in her tracks and looked over at Kikuchi smiling sweetly
"I guess there's just something in the air to make you mad, wouldn't you agree?" her
sweet smile turned into an evil smirk and Kikuchi could read her lips as she muttered one
simple deady word to herself.
"Boom." she muttered this, and all seemed silent for just one second. Like
everything in the world had stopped to take a breath and rest as they awaited what was
about to happen. Everything seemed to be in a slow-motion stop for just one second
before a thunderous crash was heard from just a few halls down, followed by screams of
teachers and students alike.
"Get out of here Yoshito," She whispred to him with an emotionless expression
on her face with the slightest hint of an evil smirk "That wasn't meant for you and I'd
hate to see something happen, now go before it seeps into your skin" she smiled and
walked off.
Kikuchi was standing there speechless for a moment wondering what exactly 'it'
was. He figured maybe she wasn't joking this time and looked around for the quickest
way to leave the building and ran down the hall congruent to Urumi and the opposite
direction of where the blast came from.
Urumi sat at her desk a few minutes before the homeroom of class 4 year 2
started. Onizuka was at the board writing what appeared to be the lesson plans for the
day, though he seemed tense.could it possibly be Urumi's fault? It was only two days
after her first encounter with the great teacher and he already had had enough of her.
Only a few minutes until class started and Urumi was sitting at her desk quietly reading
the classic, English, Shakespearian novel of "Romeo and Juliet".
Onizuka coughed once as he looked over the class and tried to keep himself from
wrapping his dirty little hands around Urumi's neck and closing her esophagus and
crushing that little voice box of hers to shut her up forever.
"Class.ano.. We'll begin now.." Onizuka said trying to continue keeping the
murderous fantasies out of his mind "Today we'll be learning about the Tokugawa period
of Feudal Japan which was around the 1600's.." Onizuka began to talk out of the
textbook trying to act like he knew what he was talking about, most of which Urumi just
drowned out, she had learned this a long time ago.
Urumi sat with her head lying on the desk looking around the classroom just
thinking about where she would strike next. She figured the science lab would work, lots
of interesting equipment in there. Just by releasing the pressure of the fire extinguisher
she could make a simple bomb. She looked around and stopped when she saw Kikuchi
and then looked up front again. Kikuchi was the only person who really understood her
and shared the same hate for teachers as she did. She kind of wished they were better
friends only because they were so alike. Not be in love, she wasn't in love, just better
friends.
".And the reign of the Tokugawa Shoguns lasted from about.1600ish.to the
later 1600's where they were finally replaced by.ano.some other.Shoguns..."
Onizuka tried to continue but only trailed off to mumbling about how no one was really
listening anyway. It was then he noticed Urumi's hand held up high with that perky look
on her face, the face that Onizuka despised with every fiber of his being.
"Kanzaki?" He said with a slight shake of annoyance in his voice
"Onizuka, I think you're forgetting about the 16th centaury reign of 'Oda
Nobunaga' the most ruthless man that Feudal Japan ever encountered. He tried to destroy
the Buddhist warrior-priest villages with the occupants still in them in an attempt."
Urumi began to lecture Onizuka about Nobunaga, Hideyoshi and how all that really led
up to the 17th centaury terror of the Tokugawas. Which almost didn't bother Onizuka
since he lost her when she said 'Onizuka, I think.' He didn't know any of those people
anyway, none the less how he could teach about them.
"Ano." Onizuka muttered with a blink look on his face, completely contrasting,
what he believed to be, Urumi's devilish giggle.
Onizuka regained his composure and looked around the class like he really did
know what she was talking about "Yes.I completely agree with you Kanzaki.but the
school says that it is improper curriculum for such young children as yourself." He
laughed uneasily and looked around at all the blank faces wondering what in the name of
Mana kind of excuse that was.
"Right.." Onizuka said dumbfounded as he continued looking about the class
and then returned his attention to the textbook in his hand, trying to ignore the looks of
the students with 'What in the name of Mana kind of excuse is that?' expression on their
faces. "Well the Tokugawas were cool.. because they were Shoguns and.. shoguns are
cool." He continued mumbling a little more before he noticed Urumi smiling with her
hand held high again.
"Kanzaki? What's up?" He said with a slight hint of annoyance in his voice with a
very slight hint of fear, he knew something had to be being planned with her making so
many comments today, more then usual.
Urumi looked up with her trademark perky look and then looked up at Onizuka
with a smirk on her face while the rest of the class sat in silent fear just waiting for
something to blow up in the next room. "Dein frage lehrer, Japanisch 'Shoguns" bin sehr
shlect, Hitler was eine Eins! Wirklich Hitler Er findet." Urumi began to speak
confidently in German like she had been studying the language as long as she had been
speaking Japanese. "Bist du findest? Gern? Nicht gern?"
She smiled at him, almost a smirk that showed that she was purposely trying to
get to his last nerve.
At this point Kunio turned to Kikuchi and whispered to him "Hey, Yoshito,
what'd she say to him?"
Kikuchi thought for a moment and looked over at Kunio then whispered back "I
only know a little German, but it sounds like she's trying to get Onizuka's opinion on
what he thinks about Hitler and his reign during the Second World War.that's all I can
recognize." He looked over at the smiling Urumi who seemed so innocent through all
of this.
"Quite a stupid question for such a smart girl.." Kunio mumbled as he turned back
around away from Kikuchi.
Onizuka practically lost it, he could feel the rage building up inside him at the
thought of his student showing him up. He was the Great Teacher Eikichi Onizuka! 22
years old and this Classroom Terrorist Kanzaki Urumi, 14 years old was pretending like
she was better then him! He threw the textbook on the desk and stormed over to Urumi
angry as a bull with Urumi tempting him with a big red blanket, even though he knew his
fate to come if he were to run after Urumi's tempting red cover.
"Well hello Sensei!" She said smiling, acting like she was completely ignorant to
his anger.
"Don't you 'Hello Sensei' me, Kanzaki!" He said with his face full of the anger
that had been building inside of him for the past two days since Urumi 'magically'
appeared from that lake.
"Onizuka.how could you possibly be so mean? I just wanted to know your
opinion on what I found to be an important era in history but you thought I was just
trying to prove you wrong.Onizuka you're so uncaring.and in front of the whole class
too!" She looked down and began to sniffle leaving a dumbfounded Onizuka beside her
desk.
"Ano." Onizuka said confused as he looked around the class with all the
attention on him and a sobbing Urumi.
"Urumi, Was shtile zu haben?" Kikuchi said after an awkward moment of silence,
his face turned a bit red as everyone in the class turned to him, they too surprised at him
speaking.
Urumi looked at him to and blinked and finally answered after a moment when
she had regained her composure "Nichts! Wirklich.jetzt.Seid ruhig.bitte." she
looked around the room pretending not to be too stunned by Kikuchi talking, in German
nonetheless but some things were to be expected of him.
By now Onizuka was seriously thinking about taking some German lessons, even
though he'd probably be just as hopeless at that as he was in Japanese.
"You two.be quiet.please? Ano." Onizuka looked dumbfounded and trailed
off as the German conversation continued to pass between the two geniuses. Finally he
had enough when other students began to look up at him wondering why he didn't stop
the conversation, being he was a teacher and all.
But before he could say or do anything, the bell for his homeroom to leave had
rung and the whole class filed out of there quickly, probably scared of Urumi and
whatever plans she had to blow up whatever she was going blow up.
Urumi and Kikuchi were the last people to stand up and file out, which they did
silently, both surprised at the other and their skills at the other language they knew.
"Wo tat du lern Deutsch, Urumi? Das kommt mir komisch vor du moechte das
eine sprache." Kikuchi asked her as they walked out.
She smiled and looked down at her feet then looked ahead again with a sweet
smirk on her face and her blue eye luminous towards him with the help of the ever-rising
sun of Japan gleaming in through the hallway windows of Holy Forest Academy.
At this point she began to speak in their native language again, he wasn't sure if
she didn't even know what he was talking about or if she didn't know how much longer
she could go speaking another language.
"You speak German very well too, you surprised my in Onizuka's class earlier
when you spoke up like that, it's not like you at all," She said with a smile as they
continued walking down the semi-crowded hall of everyone who was pretending not to
notice the two terrorists with the biggest reputations in the school for terrorizing and
never being able to get caught. Despite the fact that everyone knew it was them when
they did strike.
"I guess it was just the part of me who wanted everyone to know I could speak
German, I guess.it's not even anything I was planning on learning," Kunio said with a
smile as he looked around the halls at the intimidated students.
Urumi noticed what he noticed and her smile turned into a hinting frown "They
all hate me don't they Kikuchi? They're all afraid that I'll do something, they've all heard
stories and they can't wait for me to strike again can they?"
"Well I uh.I don't hate you.but I don't like you I mean.ano." Kikuchi
looked around as his face turned a slight bit red.
Urumi continued to look around with a perky smile on her face as the rest of the
school began to look calmer since nothing had happened yet and if it hadn't happened by
now it probably wouldn't.
Urumi giggled, stopped in her tracks and looked over at Kikuchi smiling sweetly
"I guess there's just something in the air to make you mad, wouldn't you agree?" her
sweet smile turned into an evil smirk and Kikuchi could read her lips as she muttered one
simple deady word to herself.
"Boom." she muttered this, and all seemed silent for just one second. Like
everything in the world had stopped to take a breath and rest as they awaited what was
about to happen. Everything seemed to be in a slow-motion stop for just one second
before a thunderous crash was heard from just a few halls down, followed by screams of
teachers and students alike.
"Get out of here Yoshito," She whispred to him with an emotionless expression
on her face with the slightest hint of an evil smirk "That wasn't meant for you and I'd
hate to see something happen, now go before it seeps into your skin" she smiled and
walked off.
Kikuchi was standing there speechless for a moment wondering what exactly 'it'
was. He figured maybe she wasn't joking this time and looked around for the quickest
way to leave the building and ran down the hall congruent to Urumi and the opposite
direction of where the blast came from.
