Tekken Sleep Over
And yet again, I do not own Tekken or any of its characters... Namco does, so :P off! Lols ^^
*In the ball room*
All the characters are spaced out in the huge ballroom as club music plays in the background.
Ling: Oh, Jin! When Heihachi plays the special song, can you dance with me? Pweasey weasey?
Jin: Ahhhh...
(in a different part of the room)
Forest: Are you sure about this!?
Paul: Trust me, I know what I'm doing! *Snicker*
Forest: OK! Fine! As long as I don't get caught!
Paul being the dumb ass that he is threw Whitney Huston's song I Will Always Love You and replaced it with. Well, something else. You'll see...
Paul: This is going to be all time!
Lee: Hey! What are you two doing back—
Paul: Shut up, pansy! It's none of your business!
Forest: Yeah! Mind your own business!
Lee: Don't tell me to M.Y.O.B.! I'm a person too ya know!
Paul: Don't you also die in every single fic too?
Lee: Yes, but not in this one... Laura doesn't hate me enough to do that!
Laura: WANNA BET!? (It took me 500 times to try to beat that little freak in the god damn game!)
Lee: Your not suppose to interrupt with the fic! Hello!
Laura: This is my fic, and I can do whatever I want! Paul! Forest! Throw him in the Garbage Disposal!
Paul: YES! C'mon, Forest!
Lee: Wait, WAIT!!!! I WANT AN AGENT!!!! PLEASE, NOOOOOO!!!!! YOU SHALL ALL DDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laura: Continuing with the fic...
Heihachi: All right everyone, it's time for the special dance, so get with that special someone...
Heihachi got the (wrong) record out, and put it in the DJ Recorder thingy, and put it on full blast... and what came out was...
I don't wanna be a bird I don't wanna be a duck So I'll shake mai but! *Clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*Heihachi: The hell?
Kazuya: HEY! OLD GUY!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!
Heihachi: OK, WHO THE HELL MESSED WITH MY RECORDS!?
Nina: Well, we all know it wasn't my Paul, right Pauley? Paul?
Laura: He went with Forest to dump Lee in the Garbage disposal...
Everyone: YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heihachi: PAUL PHEONIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *hides in a corner*
(In the Kitchen)
Paul: Huh? Did you hear that?
Lee: I CAN ONLY HEAR THE SOUND OF MY HEAD BEING TORN OFF BY THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL OF HELL! WHY DID HEIHACHI HAVE TO HAVE A REALLY BIG GARBAGE DISPOSAL!?
Paul: So we could fit your big fat-ass head in it!
(Back in the Ballroom)
After Heihachi calmed himself down, everyone got back to dancing, add even more dancing....
King: Look everyone! I'm a ballerina!
A.King: No no! You have to bend at your knees more! And Jump!
Ling: And so she said that he said the she said, they his girl friend said that her brother said that his late grandfather said that his uncle said that his girlfriends granddaughter said that I talk to much and I need to put a cork in it! Can you believe it, Julia?
Julia: No, Never...
G.Jack: Look everyone! I'm doing the robot! Mwuahahaha!
Eddy: That's it Christie! Capotria does have its uses!
Christie: Yeah! Her, Where's Tiger?
Tiger: OK PEOPLE! LETS FLAP LIKE A CHICKEN AND TWEET LIKE A BIRD! DISCO DUCK!
Steve: I'm bored... Man Laura, How are you going to fit all of these stupid Tekken Characters into your story?
Laura: I have no Idea, their are way too many... But, With Lee dead it's one less to remember ^^.
Lee: I'M NOT DEAD!!!! I'M MENTALLY DAMAGED!!!!!
Paul: MAN! I thought we killed you!
Anna: No one can successfully kill Lee...
Nina: HEY HOE! Stop talking with my boyfriend before I Bitch-Slap you till the next county!
Anna: I'm not having sex with him, I'm just stating facts!
Bryan: MMMMWUUUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! ME SHALL BREAK EVERYTHING! HA HA HA HA!
Laura: Plus with Bryan just breaking stuff, I think I have it covered ^^.
(Outside, in the Dark, some of the Tekken ppl are, outside...)
Hwoarang: OK, people, the name of the game is ditch. Hide and go seek outside in the dark! Here are the rules: You get with a buddy, and you hide with them. You can't hide inside the house or in the pool... you can hide in the forest and anywhere else excpet those two places... Now everyone with a buddy...
Ling: I pick Jin!
Jin: Ahhhh....
Forest: I get Paul!
King: I get A.King!
Hwoarang: All right, now we get to see who goes first, everyone that's not it, say not it on the count of three, 1...2...3!
Everyone: NOT IT! (Except Ling and Jin)
Hwoarang: OK, Jin and Ling are it... turn around and count to ten, everyone else, HIDE!!!!!!
Jin: Urgh! Fine!
Jin and Ling: 1...2...3...
Hwoarang: Later, Pansy! C'mon, Julia...
Julia: Right! This is gonna be great!
By the time Jin and Ling are done counting, everyone else is done hiding.
Ling: Where should we start looking, Jinny?
Jin: I.... Don't.... know....
Ling: Come out; come out, wherever you are! Huh?
Ling walks over to a tree to see someone's foot sticking out. Ling then has a snicker on her face, and starts tickling it.
Ling: TICKLE TICKLE!!!! I FOUND YOU!!!!!!
Jun: (falls out of the tree along with Michelle) HEY! Since when was tickling a part of this game?
Ling: Since the rules say nothing about not tickling! Ha ha! I win!
Jin: Sorry, ma.
Jun: Fine! C'mon, Michelle, lets go get a smoothie!
Michelle: Grape Smoothies!
Ling: OOOOOOKKKKKK, c'mon Jinny! We have to find a lot more people!
Jin: Oooohhhhh great, yippee....
And, thats the end! It sucks, I know... Anyways, The third chappie will be on the way soon! YAYS! R&R pleasey! Whooo hoooo!