Long Train Ride Turns Freaky
A/N Sry 'bout the wait. Oh, and the beginning was going to start out different, but I lost the thing I wrote it on. I guess I could at least look 4 it, but it was pretty crappy, lol, so here:
~*~*~
"UP, EVERYONE, UP!!" Ginny screamed, jumping up and down on her bed.
"Where am I?" Lavender yelled, then shook her head. "Oh, yeah..Hogwarts." then she fell back asleep.
"Ginny..it's 5 in the morning," Hermione moaned.
"Did you guys already forget what today IS?" Ginny screamed again, jumping off the bed and making a loud bump of the floor.
"Tuesday?" Parveti said.
"..I dunno..but it's the day we go to Maine!!" Ginny screamed yet again. Every girl jumped out of bed and ran to get ready.
"I totally forgot!" Lavender said, grabbing her clothes.
"Same here," Hermione said, running to get her clothes and makeup. "We're leaving at 7, right?"
"Yup," Ginny said. "Let's wake the boys up."
"I got a better idea.." Hermione said evily, "Let's play a trick on them. We can put on a mask and stand by them all and when they wake up..they'll have a heart attack!"
"Yeah! And We can use my green mask thing. You know, clears your pores," Parveti said.
"You're wierd..and too..girly, but ok," Ginny laughed. All the girls put the green stuff on and silently went to the boy's dorm.
"Hermione, you stand by Ron..cause you loveee him..Parveti, you can go by Seamus, Lavender to Dean, and I'll get Harry," Ginny said. The girls all went "oooo" and when in. They went by each guy.
"Where's my teddy bear?" Ron muttered, still asleep. Hermione tried not to laugh. When Ginny counted to three, she knocked on the wall.
"Wha..?" Ron said, opening his eyes. As soon as he saw Hermione, not knowing it was her, he screamed.
"Ron, what is goin--" Harry started, but noticed Ginny, and he screamed. Soon enough, all the boys were awake and then they screamed.
"It's just us!" Hermione laughed, wiping the green stuff off.
"What the..you guys scared us to death!" Dean said, lowering the sheets off his head.
"Well, it was pretty funny," Lavender laughed.
"Hardy har har," Seamus said.
"You guys better get ready. We're leaving for the trip in less than 2 hours. Don't tell me you forgot about that?" Ginny said.
"Uh..no?" Ron muttered. Ginny rolled her eyes and left the room with the rest of the girls. They grabbed their luggage, which was a lot of bags, and carried them down the stairs to the common room.
"I..hate..this," Lavender said, as she dropped one of her suitcases. Seconds later the boys came down, fully dressed, with their luggage.
"Why aren't thou ladies dressed in thou dresses?" Seamus said in his olde English accent. They all glared at them and ran upstairs. It was a smart thing not to enter the girl's dorm, because of all the fuss, but Harry and Ron did so anyways. They were going to get pictures of them for the other guys.
"This is mean," Harry said.
"So? Being in those green masks was mean, too," Ron replied, turning the camara on. He quietly opened the door, and quickly took a picture, without looking himself. They ran downstairs where Dean, Seamus, and Neville were.
"You got it?" Seamus asked eagerly.
"Right here," Ron said triumphantly, holding the picture up. The perverted boys gathered around it to see what was taken. When they did see, they flew into shock. Each girl was flicking the camara off.
~*~*~
"C'mon guys!" Hermione yelled, running to the muggle bus. They just got off the Hogwarts train and was now headed for the cozy bus..two-to-a- seat, cozy. Parveti and Lavender finally caught up.
"You'd better save a seat for Ron, Hermione," Lavender giggled, along with Parveti.
"Shut up," Hermione muttered, climbing into the bus. She took the first seat, which had a mini tv attatched to the top of the bus, right in front of her. Soon enough, everyone was on.
"Um, Hermione?" Ron asked as he entered the bus.
"Yes, Ron?" Hermione replied.
"C-can I sit next to you?" Ron said, blushing furiously.
"Sure you can!" Hermione said, then Ron sat next to her. Harry and, of course, Ginny were sitting on the other side of them. They were both trying not to laugh, but they weren't doing a very good job, until Ron gave them a look that made them shut up.
"Ok, now, calm down, everyone." Dumbledore said as he entered the bus, holding a piece of paper. "We're now going to be driving to the airport, so make yourselves at home..though respect the bus and don't burn it down. First off, we're going to have a contest. Anyone who says 'Hogwarts', will have to sing a song write in front of the bus. The song will be of the three choices on this piece of paper. Second off, you'll notice a tv infront of or behind you. We will be watching a muggle movie as soon as we start on our trails. Enjoy the ride as much as you can." And with that, Dumbledore went to the back row to sit, along with Professor McGonagall.
"Wonder what movie it'll be," Ron whispered to Hermione.
"It's probably going to be Two Weeks Notice," she whispered back..
"How do you know that?" Ron asked.
"They're putting it in right now," Hermione replied, pointing to the front, where an empty movie case layed.
"Oh.." Ron said, and sat back in his seat. When they said 'cozy bus' they ment 'cozy bus'. The seats were wide and cushened, there was a little tv, and even a toilet. "About the picture.." "Oh, yes..that. Never knew boys were so perverted," Hermione laughed.
"Well..guess we are," Ron smiled. "I'm sorry, though. It was really rude of us."
"It's ok, Ron. Really. It's not like you got anything," she said.
"Actually, we did. We got all four of you girls flicking us off," Ron laughed.
"Well, other than that you didn't. Thought it was funny to do that," Hermione said
"I'll just show this to mum.." Ron started, but Ginny cut in.
"If you do, I swear..I'll tell her you took it because you wanted to see us naked!" she hissed at him.
"But I didn't! She won't believe you without proof!" Ron said.
"Knowing you..anyone would believe me without proof," Ginny laughed, while Harry was grinning ear to ear
"Shut up," Ron said, putting the picture away.
~*~*~
"Is the plan set?" Malfoy said to Crabbe and Goyle, who nodded. "Good. Weasel and scarface will get it soon enough."
"Um..boss? I think we for got something," Goyle grunted.
"What?" Malfoy snapped.
"The, um..dung bombs," Crabbe said.
"Are you sure, you dung head? I swear they were on the table before we left Hogwarts.." Malfoy said, but quickly covered his mouth. He had said, 'Hogwarts' aloud. Praying no one heard, Malfoy banged his head on the seat..too bad Dumbledore heard what he said.
"Ah, Mr. Malfoy, seems you said Hogwarts. Now here, take the paper and sing one of the songs on it. Go to the front now, your fans are waiting," Dumbledore said, handing Malfoy the paper, as he slowly went to the front.
"Aw, poor farret boy lost the game. Come on now, sing us a song!" Dean said to him. Malfoy glared at everyone, then cleared his voice.
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, I love you and you love me," he sang, and started heading back, but Dumbledore cut in.
"Now, wait there, Mr. Malfoy! You need to repeat," he said.
"fine," Malfoy muttered, walking back up. "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, I love you and you love me." And with that, he ran back to his seat as everyone else laughed.
"I never knew Malfoy loved Barney so much," Ron said.
"I, actually, didn't want to know," Harry laughed. Soon enough, the movie started, and ended in a flash, leaving them to the airport. After Dumbledore led them inside, got their bags checked, and got on their plane, everything went wild. Kids were running around and screaming.
"What seat do you guys have?" Hermione asked, getting her ticket out.
"10," Ron said.
"8" Ginny said.
"Hey, I got 9!" Harry said, smiling at Ginny, who smiled back.
"14," Parveti said.
"15," Seamus said.
"16," Lavender said.
"17," Dean said.
"18," Neville said.
"I have 11," Hermione said, smiling at Ron. "Looks like we'll be sitting together again!" Ron smiled.
"Aww," Harry whispered, so Hermione and Ron couldn't hear.
"Well, who gets 12 and 13?" Lavender asked.
"We'll just have to find out," Hermione said, sitting in the correct seat, and Ron followed. Finally, everyone was seated.
"Oh, no," Ron said looking at the front of the train.
"What?" Hermione asked, and then followed his gaze. It was Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, coming their way.
"Please don't let him sit here, please don't let him sit here, please don't.." Ron begged to himself, but soon enough, Malfoy sat right behind Ron, with Crabbe next to him; Goyle sat across from them.
"Man! We have to be seated in back of Weasel and mudblood?" Malfoy complained.
"Damn, damn, damn," Ron muttered. Hermione shook her head and grabbed Hogwarts, A History, from her bag.
"This'll be a long flight," Hermione said to herself, as Malfoy started kicking Ron's seat.
~*~*~
A/N dang, I had to change their seat numbers so many times!!! Well, at least I'm done, heh. Plz review, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PLZ!!..heh..I'll update soon, I promise!
A/N Sry 'bout the wait. Oh, and the beginning was going to start out different, but I lost the thing I wrote it on. I guess I could at least look 4 it, but it was pretty crappy, lol, so here:
~*~*~
"UP, EVERYONE, UP!!" Ginny screamed, jumping up and down on her bed.
"Where am I?" Lavender yelled, then shook her head. "Oh, yeah..Hogwarts." then she fell back asleep.
"Ginny..it's 5 in the morning," Hermione moaned.
"Did you guys already forget what today IS?" Ginny screamed again, jumping off the bed and making a loud bump of the floor.
"Tuesday?" Parveti said.
"..I dunno..but it's the day we go to Maine!!" Ginny screamed yet again. Every girl jumped out of bed and ran to get ready.
"I totally forgot!" Lavender said, grabbing her clothes.
"Same here," Hermione said, running to get her clothes and makeup. "We're leaving at 7, right?"
"Yup," Ginny said. "Let's wake the boys up."
"I got a better idea.." Hermione said evily, "Let's play a trick on them. We can put on a mask and stand by them all and when they wake up..they'll have a heart attack!"
"Yeah! And We can use my green mask thing. You know, clears your pores," Parveti said.
"You're wierd..and too..girly, but ok," Ginny laughed. All the girls put the green stuff on and silently went to the boy's dorm.
"Hermione, you stand by Ron..cause you loveee him..Parveti, you can go by Seamus, Lavender to Dean, and I'll get Harry," Ginny said. The girls all went "oooo" and when in. They went by each guy.
"Where's my teddy bear?" Ron muttered, still asleep. Hermione tried not to laugh. When Ginny counted to three, she knocked on the wall.
"Wha..?" Ron said, opening his eyes. As soon as he saw Hermione, not knowing it was her, he screamed.
"Ron, what is goin--" Harry started, but noticed Ginny, and he screamed. Soon enough, all the boys were awake and then they screamed.
"It's just us!" Hermione laughed, wiping the green stuff off.
"What the..you guys scared us to death!" Dean said, lowering the sheets off his head.
"Well, it was pretty funny," Lavender laughed.
"Hardy har har," Seamus said.
"You guys better get ready. We're leaving for the trip in less than 2 hours. Don't tell me you forgot about that?" Ginny said.
"Uh..no?" Ron muttered. Ginny rolled her eyes and left the room with the rest of the girls. They grabbed their luggage, which was a lot of bags, and carried them down the stairs to the common room.
"I..hate..this," Lavender said, as she dropped one of her suitcases. Seconds later the boys came down, fully dressed, with their luggage.
"Why aren't thou ladies dressed in thou dresses?" Seamus said in his olde English accent. They all glared at them and ran upstairs. It was a smart thing not to enter the girl's dorm, because of all the fuss, but Harry and Ron did so anyways. They were going to get pictures of them for the other guys.
"This is mean," Harry said.
"So? Being in those green masks was mean, too," Ron replied, turning the camara on. He quietly opened the door, and quickly took a picture, without looking himself. They ran downstairs where Dean, Seamus, and Neville were.
"You got it?" Seamus asked eagerly.
"Right here," Ron said triumphantly, holding the picture up. The perverted boys gathered around it to see what was taken. When they did see, they flew into shock. Each girl was flicking the camara off.
~*~*~
"C'mon guys!" Hermione yelled, running to the muggle bus. They just got off the Hogwarts train and was now headed for the cozy bus..two-to-a- seat, cozy. Parveti and Lavender finally caught up.
"You'd better save a seat for Ron, Hermione," Lavender giggled, along with Parveti.
"Shut up," Hermione muttered, climbing into the bus. She took the first seat, which had a mini tv attatched to the top of the bus, right in front of her. Soon enough, everyone was on.
"Um, Hermione?" Ron asked as he entered the bus.
"Yes, Ron?" Hermione replied.
"C-can I sit next to you?" Ron said, blushing furiously.
"Sure you can!" Hermione said, then Ron sat next to her. Harry and, of course, Ginny were sitting on the other side of them. They were both trying not to laugh, but they weren't doing a very good job, until Ron gave them a look that made them shut up.
"Ok, now, calm down, everyone." Dumbledore said as he entered the bus, holding a piece of paper. "We're now going to be driving to the airport, so make yourselves at home..though respect the bus and don't burn it down. First off, we're going to have a contest. Anyone who says 'Hogwarts', will have to sing a song write in front of the bus. The song will be of the three choices on this piece of paper. Second off, you'll notice a tv infront of or behind you. We will be watching a muggle movie as soon as we start on our trails. Enjoy the ride as much as you can." And with that, Dumbledore went to the back row to sit, along with Professor McGonagall.
"Wonder what movie it'll be," Ron whispered to Hermione.
"It's probably going to be Two Weeks Notice," she whispered back..
"How do you know that?" Ron asked.
"They're putting it in right now," Hermione replied, pointing to the front, where an empty movie case layed.
"Oh.." Ron said, and sat back in his seat. When they said 'cozy bus' they ment 'cozy bus'. The seats were wide and cushened, there was a little tv, and even a toilet. "About the picture.." "Oh, yes..that. Never knew boys were so perverted," Hermione laughed.
"Well..guess we are," Ron smiled. "I'm sorry, though. It was really rude of us."
"It's ok, Ron. Really. It's not like you got anything," she said.
"Actually, we did. We got all four of you girls flicking us off," Ron laughed.
"Well, other than that you didn't. Thought it was funny to do that," Hermione said
"I'll just show this to mum.." Ron started, but Ginny cut in.
"If you do, I swear..I'll tell her you took it because you wanted to see us naked!" she hissed at him.
"But I didn't! She won't believe you without proof!" Ron said.
"Knowing you..anyone would believe me without proof," Ginny laughed, while Harry was grinning ear to ear
"Shut up," Ron said, putting the picture away.
~*~*~
"Is the plan set?" Malfoy said to Crabbe and Goyle, who nodded. "Good. Weasel and scarface will get it soon enough."
"Um..boss? I think we for got something," Goyle grunted.
"What?" Malfoy snapped.
"The, um..dung bombs," Crabbe said.
"Are you sure, you dung head? I swear they were on the table before we left Hogwarts.." Malfoy said, but quickly covered his mouth. He had said, 'Hogwarts' aloud. Praying no one heard, Malfoy banged his head on the seat..too bad Dumbledore heard what he said.
"Ah, Mr. Malfoy, seems you said Hogwarts. Now here, take the paper and sing one of the songs on it. Go to the front now, your fans are waiting," Dumbledore said, handing Malfoy the paper, as he slowly went to the front.
"Aw, poor farret boy lost the game. Come on now, sing us a song!" Dean said to him. Malfoy glared at everyone, then cleared his voice.
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, I love you and you love me," he sang, and started heading back, but Dumbledore cut in.
"Now, wait there, Mr. Malfoy! You need to repeat," he said.
"fine," Malfoy muttered, walking back up. "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, I love you and you love me." And with that, he ran back to his seat as everyone else laughed.
"I never knew Malfoy loved Barney so much," Ron said.
"I, actually, didn't want to know," Harry laughed. Soon enough, the movie started, and ended in a flash, leaving them to the airport. After Dumbledore led them inside, got their bags checked, and got on their plane, everything went wild. Kids were running around and screaming.
"What seat do you guys have?" Hermione asked, getting her ticket out.
"10," Ron said.
"8" Ginny said.
"Hey, I got 9!" Harry said, smiling at Ginny, who smiled back.
"14," Parveti said.
"15," Seamus said.
"16," Lavender said.
"17," Dean said.
"18," Neville said.
"I have 11," Hermione said, smiling at Ron. "Looks like we'll be sitting together again!" Ron smiled.
"Aww," Harry whispered, so Hermione and Ron couldn't hear.
"Well, who gets 12 and 13?" Lavender asked.
"We'll just have to find out," Hermione said, sitting in the correct seat, and Ron followed. Finally, everyone was seated.
"Oh, no," Ron said looking at the front of the train.
"What?" Hermione asked, and then followed his gaze. It was Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, coming their way.
"Please don't let him sit here, please don't let him sit here, please don't.." Ron begged to himself, but soon enough, Malfoy sat right behind Ron, with Crabbe next to him; Goyle sat across from them.
"Man! We have to be seated in back of Weasel and mudblood?" Malfoy complained.
"Damn, damn, damn," Ron muttered. Hermione shook her head and grabbed Hogwarts, A History, from her bag.
"This'll be a long flight," Hermione said to herself, as Malfoy started kicking Ron's seat.
~*~*~
A/N dang, I had to change their seat numbers so many times!!! Well, at least I'm done, heh. Plz review, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PLZ!!..heh..I'll update soon, I promise!