Queen of Hearts: At last! A fic based on Kaiba's possessed trenchcoats!
Kaiba: I resent that.
Queen of Hearts: No one cares.
Kaiba: My fangirls do!
Queen of Hearts: ...So?
Kaiba: ARGH!
Yugi: Has it ever occurred to you that "I resent that." and, "...So?" are your favorite phrases?
Queen of Hearts: Why, yes. Yes it has.
Yami: Can we get this over with?!
Queen of Hearts: Of course. Yugi, the disclaimer.
Yugi: Fine, fine. The Queen of Hearts does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Kaiba's possessed trenchcoats.
Kaiba: I resent that.
Queen of Hearts: Let's just get on with this! (Note: Kaiba is going to be VERY OOC. Just so that no one kills me.)
Attack of the Killer Trenchcoats-by the Queen of Hearts
Seto Kaiba yawned as he woke up. He stretched and got out of bed. He ran downstairs as fast as he could, for it was the day he had been waiting for.
No, it wasn't Christmas. No, it wasn't Halloween. For Heaven's sake, it wasn't even Easter! It was the day of the annual trenchcoat convention.
Kaiba ate his breakfast with record speed. Mokuba wasn't even up yet, what a shocker there.
"Chomp...snarf...gulp..." Kaiba ate every bit of his rich-guy food. (WHAT?! I'm a Queen, not a chef!)
After hearing the incredible racket from his brother downstairs, Mokuba got up.
"So, today's the big trenchcoat convention. I see..." He mumbled in the kitchen doorway, watching Kaiba.
Kaiba didn't notice his younger brother. He scarfed down the rest of his food and zoomed back up to his room to get dressed.
Mokuba's hair flew out behind him as he caught the sonic boom his brother created as he ran past the speed of sound. "Just another one of those days..."
Kaiba ran up the stairs, dodged Mokuba's skateboard, oh! What a fall! But wait, he's back up! What precision! What grace! Wha...okay, this is getting a little out of control.
He flung open the door to his room and slammed it almost immediately. He ran up to the closet. He opened the door wide, already planning which trenchcoat to wear. Then...
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!"
Mokuba ran up the stairs almost as fast as Kaiba had, expecting that his older brother was finally flipping out over the pink bunny plushie that he had hid in the dresser two months ago. But no, it was something much, much worse.
A picture of Pegasus in a thong!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Okay, not really. It wasn't as bad as that, but it was far worse to Kaiba.
"WHERE THE HELL DID ALL MY TRENCHCOATS GO?!?!?!?!?!" Kaiba yelled as he searched frantically through the closet. Mokuba got to the door right at that moment.
When he saw the completely insane look on Kaiba's face, he screamed and ran.
Okay, that went without saying. But who cares, we need more of Mokuba!
Anyway, Kaiba started throwing a fit. He literally flew around his room, searching for the lost trenchcoats.
"THEY'VE GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE!!!" Kaiba screamed, now beginning to foam at the mouth.
Meanwhile, Mokuba was calling the police.
They were no help. They could still remember the time Mokuba called when Kaiba started going insane after losing his pet lemur named Charlie. Man, that had been pure chaos.
Kaiba, on the other hand, was now in the fetal position sucking his thumb. Mokuba ran back to his brother's room and saw this shameful sight.
"I...want...my...lawyer!" He wined.
Mokuba slapped his hand to his forehead. This was ridiculous.
Then he heard a noise right behind him. He turned around just in time to catch a glimpse of a shadow on the wall of the opposite hall. He walked down that way until...
"EEK!" Screamed the maid, as Mokuba seemed to jump out of nowhere.
"Uh, sorry about that..." Mokuba apologized. He walked back to where Kaiba sat.
Little did he know, the maid was wearing one of Kaiba's trenchcoats. As soon as Mokuba left, her eyes turned lime green as she laughed evilly. *
"It's okay big brother!" Mokuba tried to calm Kaiba down, but it was all in vain.
"WAAHH!!! I want my MMMMOOOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Kaiba wailed.
"But I thought that you wanted your lawyer?" Mokuba wondered aloud.
"I did, but he wears mini-skirts!" Kaiba cried. Mokuba sweatdropped.
Queen of Hearts: So, how was the first chapter?
Kaiba: Everybody knows that I don't love my trenchcoats THAT much!
Yami: Do you want me to take it away from you? It's giving me a headache!
Kaiba: NO! MINE! curls up in a little ball on the floor and rocks back and forth
Yugi: That was uncalled for.
Queen of Hearts: You couldn't be more right.
Malik: Did you see that trenchcoat Kaiba wore in the episode that Isi-I mean Ishizu first came in?
Ryou: I know! It looked like he was getting ready to cut someone with the sleeves!
Bakura: Remind me never to wear clothing like his.
Yami Malik: I couldn't agree more.
Queen of Hearts: Yeah. Although his Battle City coat is kind of neat.
Yami: I wouldn't wear one of those if you tied me to a camel.
Yugi: You can count me out, too.
Queen of hearts: Just for future reference, the lead coat will be the one that Kaiba wore all throughout the Duelist Kingdom season. It just seems to have to rule over the rest, you know?
Bakura: Maybe I should rule over them all. I make an excellent leader.
Everyone else: Right... sweatdrop
Queen of Hearts: And don't worry everyone! I have plenty of new ideas for trenchcoats!
Kaiba: stroking his current coat My preeeeccccciiiiiooooouuuuusssss...
Queen of Hearts: Okay then.
* In the very first season of Yu-Gi-Oh!, the one that was never shown in the US, Kaiba had lime-green hair. I just had to have that color in this fic, no matter where it was!
Kaiba: I resent that.
Queen of Hearts: No one cares.
Kaiba: My fangirls do!
Queen of Hearts: ...So?
Kaiba: ARGH!
Yugi: Has it ever occurred to you that "I resent that." and, "...So?" are your favorite phrases?
Queen of Hearts: Why, yes. Yes it has.
Yami: Can we get this over with?!
Queen of Hearts: Of course. Yugi, the disclaimer.
Yugi: Fine, fine. The Queen of Hearts does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Kaiba's possessed trenchcoats.
Kaiba: I resent that.
Queen of Hearts: Let's just get on with this! (Note: Kaiba is going to be VERY OOC. Just so that no one kills me.)
Attack of the Killer Trenchcoats-by the Queen of Hearts
Seto Kaiba yawned as he woke up. He stretched and got out of bed. He ran downstairs as fast as he could, for it was the day he had been waiting for.
No, it wasn't Christmas. No, it wasn't Halloween. For Heaven's sake, it wasn't even Easter! It was the day of the annual trenchcoat convention.
Kaiba ate his breakfast with record speed. Mokuba wasn't even up yet, what a shocker there.
"Chomp...snarf...gulp..." Kaiba ate every bit of his rich-guy food. (WHAT?! I'm a Queen, not a chef!)
After hearing the incredible racket from his brother downstairs, Mokuba got up.
"So, today's the big trenchcoat convention. I see..." He mumbled in the kitchen doorway, watching Kaiba.
Kaiba didn't notice his younger brother. He scarfed down the rest of his food and zoomed back up to his room to get dressed.
Mokuba's hair flew out behind him as he caught the sonic boom his brother created as he ran past the speed of sound. "Just another one of those days..."
Kaiba ran up the stairs, dodged Mokuba's skateboard, oh! What a fall! But wait, he's back up! What precision! What grace! Wha...okay, this is getting a little out of control.
He flung open the door to his room and slammed it almost immediately. He ran up to the closet. He opened the door wide, already planning which trenchcoat to wear. Then...
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!"
Mokuba ran up the stairs almost as fast as Kaiba had, expecting that his older brother was finally flipping out over the pink bunny plushie that he had hid in the dresser two months ago. But no, it was something much, much worse.
A picture of Pegasus in a thong!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Okay, not really. It wasn't as bad as that, but it was far worse to Kaiba.
"WHERE THE HELL DID ALL MY TRENCHCOATS GO?!?!?!?!?!" Kaiba yelled as he searched frantically through the closet. Mokuba got to the door right at that moment.
When he saw the completely insane look on Kaiba's face, he screamed and ran.
Okay, that went without saying. But who cares, we need more of Mokuba!
Anyway, Kaiba started throwing a fit. He literally flew around his room, searching for the lost trenchcoats.
"THEY'VE GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE!!!" Kaiba screamed, now beginning to foam at the mouth.
Meanwhile, Mokuba was calling the police.
They were no help. They could still remember the time Mokuba called when Kaiba started going insane after losing his pet lemur named Charlie. Man, that had been pure chaos.
Kaiba, on the other hand, was now in the fetal position sucking his thumb. Mokuba ran back to his brother's room and saw this shameful sight.
"I...want...my...lawyer!" He wined.
Mokuba slapped his hand to his forehead. This was ridiculous.
Then he heard a noise right behind him. He turned around just in time to catch a glimpse of a shadow on the wall of the opposite hall. He walked down that way until...
"EEK!" Screamed the maid, as Mokuba seemed to jump out of nowhere.
"Uh, sorry about that..." Mokuba apologized. He walked back to where Kaiba sat.
Little did he know, the maid was wearing one of Kaiba's trenchcoats. As soon as Mokuba left, her eyes turned lime green as she laughed evilly. *
"It's okay big brother!" Mokuba tried to calm Kaiba down, but it was all in vain.
"WAAHH!!! I want my MMMMOOOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Kaiba wailed.
"But I thought that you wanted your lawyer?" Mokuba wondered aloud.
"I did, but he wears mini-skirts!" Kaiba cried. Mokuba sweatdropped.
Queen of Hearts: So, how was the first chapter?
Kaiba: Everybody knows that I don't love my trenchcoats THAT much!
Yami: Do you want me to take it away from you? It's giving me a headache!
Kaiba: NO! MINE! curls up in a little ball on the floor and rocks back and forth
Yugi: That was uncalled for.
Queen of Hearts: You couldn't be more right.
Malik: Did you see that trenchcoat Kaiba wore in the episode that Isi-I mean Ishizu first came in?
Ryou: I know! It looked like he was getting ready to cut someone with the sleeves!
Bakura: Remind me never to wear clothing like his.
Yami Malik: I couldn't agree more.
Queen of Hearts: Yeah. Although his Battle City coat is kind of neat.
Yami: I wouldn't wear one of those if you tied me to a camel.
Yugi: You can count me out, too.
Queen of hearts: Just for future reference, the lead coat will be the one that Kaiba wore all throughout the Duelist Kingdom season. It just seems to have to rule over the rest, you know?
Bakura: Maybe I should rule over them all. I make an excellent leader.
Everyone else: Right... sweatdrop
Queen of Hearts: And don't worry everyone! I have plenty of new ideas for trenchcoats!
Kaiba: stroking his current coat My preeeeccccciiiiiooooouuuuusssss...
Queen of Hearts: Okay then.
* In the very first season of Yu-Gi-Oh!, the one that was never shown in the US, Kaiba had lime-green hair. I just had to have that color in this fic, no matter where it was!