Mokuba: Ohhh...I am a zombie...TRENCHCOAT!!!

Kaiba: Stop that!

Queen of Hearts: This is a fun story. The idea's been in my head for so long that I just HAD to write it!

Yami: When am I going to come in?

Queen of Hearts: This chapter or the next one. Probably the next one.

Bakura: Must I be in it too?

Yugi: And me?

Ryou: And me?

Malik: And me?

Yami Malik: And me?

Queen of Hearts: Yes, you ALL have to be in it.

Tea, Tristan, and Joey: Nyah, nyah!

Queen of Hearts: You guys have to be in it too.

Tea, Tristan, and Joey: Gulp...

Kaiba: Let's get this over with.





The trenchcoats! Why did they take his precious trenchcoats?!

Kaiba lay down on his bed in agony. The pain of losing his trenchcoats seemed to seep into the bedding. It made the bed really soggy.

Mokuba sighed. His brother was such a nuisance at times, but this just took the cake.

Ahem, I mean the wardrobe.

Whatever. Kaiba was just either going to have to find his missing trenchcoats and miss the convention, or he could wallow around in his misery and miss the convention.

"No-o-o-o-o!!!" Kaiba wailed.

"Do you REALLY think that someone took your coats?" Mokuba asked.

"Who knows, they probably wanted them so that they could wash their car!" Kaiba hit the bed with his fist. "Why my precious trenchcoats? Why not your fuzzy pink hamster pajamas?!"

"Those are yours." Mokuba said. Kaiba sweatdropped.

Mokuba sighed again. Those trenchcoats were giving him a migraine.

The TV was turned on downstairs. A servant had been informed by a maid to turn it up to a point where the "young masters" could hear it.

The maid had been wearing a long, flowing trenchcoat. Scary, no?

The news reporter's voice on the television set was so loud that the Empire State Building would have toppled over if the TV was in there. But no, this was Seto Kaiba's mansion.

"As you can see, trenchcoats seem to be taking over the world." His voice was that annoyingly calm one that reporters use.

Kaiba perked up when he heard the word "trenchcoats". Were they his? Had someone put a remote control device in them to take over the world?

Mokuba heard as well. Actually, who couldn't seeing as how the volume was so loud that a cactus could get a hernia. Right.

Anyway, this whole thing about the invading trenchcoats was ridiculous. What a strange story.

However, when he went downstairs to turn the TV off, there were PICTURES!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! PICTURES OF EVIL TRENCHCOATS!!!

Yeah, this authoress has lost it. Okay, back to the story.

Mokuba couldn't believe his eyes. Now he was afraid.

Kaiba randomly rushed down the stairs and sat right in front of the TV.

"Oh, oh my babies! Where are all of you?" He began to stroke the TV affectionately. Mokuba grimaced.

The coats were indeed invading. They reeked havoc upon the people of the world, and everyone was surrendering to the possessed nightmares. And it wasn't even April Fool's Day!

Mokuba didn't know what to do. He was positive that they were his brother's trenchcoats, because he could recognize them. There was the purple one with the pointy sleeves, and the extra long green one with the shamrocks embroidered on the back. But the one that seemed to be leading them all was the dark blue one with the high collar. Evilness...

Well, there wasn't much that he could do. I mean, they were evil trenchcoats! How do you defeat that?

Defeat. That was it! Defeat! Why didn't he think of it before?

He dialed the number of the Turtle game shop right away...



Queen of Hearts: Those things are evil.

Mokuba: I must agree.

Yami: Yay! Yugi and I are going to be in the next chapter!

Yugi: Oh joy.

Bakura: I wanted to lead the trenchcoats! They're powerful allies! Not that I believe in alliances or anything...

Ryou: He's gone to the dark side.

Malik: Wasn't he already there?

Ryou: Good point. -_-

Yami Malik: Who you gonna call, Ghost Busters!

Queen of Hearts: That was a hint toward the next chapter. Hehehe...

Yugi: Please keep the reviews coming!