Yami: Oh yeah, we're in this chapter at last!
Yugi: And you're happy for this?
Yami: Yeah, because I've always wanted to destroy Kaiba's trenchcoats!
Kaiba: NEVER!!! begins to stroke his coat My preeeeeecciiiiooooouuuuuussss...
Ryou: Why do you keep making Kaiba say that?
Queen of Hearts: Because it's the best thing for him to say.
Ryou: Oh...
Malik: I will NEVER be in one of your fics again! This role is even more degrading than the time you made me dress up as a purple peony!!!
Yami Malik: He just said that out loud, didn't he?
Queen of Hearts: Oh, come on Malik-chan! Just one more time?
Malik: That's what you said the last time and look where that's got me!
Queen of Hearts: Please? waters up eyes
Malik: NO! I mustn't look at the Queen of Hearts! stupidly looks like cartoon characters do ARGH!!! Fine, I'll be in the story.
Queen of Hearts: Yay! kisses Malik
Yami: What about me?
Queen of Hearts: kisses Yami
Yugi: This is getting us nowhere...
Disclaimer: I don't own Super Mario Brothers or Yu-Gi-Oh!, but I have a feeling that Kaiba's coats will when they take over the world. Heh, it's just a hunch.
RING! RING!
Yugi went to get the phone. Where was Grampa when you needed him?
flash to the tanning salon where Grampa is, ahem, feeling a little "under the weather"
Yugi picked up the phone. "Hello! Game shop!" Was what he usually said when he answered, but he this time he said, "What do you want?!"
"Say weird old guy, could you tell me if Yugi's there?" Came a high voice from the other end.
Yugi immediately recognized it. "Mario? Listen, I told you that I'd give you the dress back on Friday..."
"Yugi?" Yugi recognized the voice to be someone else this time. Whoops, what a mistake!
"Uh...Sorry about that Luigi, I just couldn't recognize your voice at first." Yugi made another stupid mistake. "I have the video, so don't say anything to Carl."
"Yugi, this is Mokuba." Yugi sweatdropped.
"Oh, hi Mokuba. You sound a little different." Yugi said, utterly embarrassed.
"Let's cut to the chase, shall we?" Turn on your TV and you'll see why I'm calling." Yugi immediately turned on the itsy bitsy television set that his grandfather kept in the store just for when he got bored. The TV had now officially been turned on for the 27,687th time.
"Reports indicate that possessed trenchcoats are now taking over the world." The reporter on the tube said. Yugi flipped through all of the channels, but there was nothing but newscasts on about evil trenchcoats taking over the world. Except on one channel that was showing some boring show about a kid with really big hair who played nothing but cards all day.
"You see Yugi? I told you that Kaiba's coats were out to get us." Mokuba said.
"Sooooooooo...What do you expect me to do?" Yugi asked.
Yugi could hear a slight "fwumping" noise on the other line as Mokuba did an anime fall. Mokuba regained his posture and straightened up.
"Why don't you ask the guy that lives inside of you to help you get rid of the demonic designer fashion items?!" Mokuba yelled.
"Oh, you mean Yami. Sorry, but he's afraid of those things." Mokuba sweatdropped.
"Then why don't you get those other two people who have dead people living inside of them to help you guys?!" Mokuba sighed.
"Sure, why not. Bakura would love to destroy Kaiba's wardrobe, and Yami Malik would probably just be happy with the destruction." Yugi perked up.
"Alright, so you guys can meet me at my house in about an hour." Mokuba was relieved.
"Yup! We'll be there before you know it!" And Yugi hung up the phone.
flash to Yami's soul room
Yami was tossing and turning about in his bed (if there really is one in there) and suddenly shot up.
"THE EVIL TRENCHCOATS ARE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THEM IS TO CREATE AN ALLIANCE BETWEEN ALL THE YAMI'S AND THE HIKARI'S!!! Either that, or it was just a really bad dream." And he went back to sleep.
flash back to our world of insanity
"YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed all the little people who were running away from the trenchcoats.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Came the maniacal laughter of the trenchcoats. How do they laugh, you ask? Well, that is one question that even this insane authoress can't answer.
"AHAHA!!! BURN, BURN, BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled a red trenchcoat with a flamethrower. (credit to Ari and her beloved Dilandau)
"Sir, if we keep this up we should have supreme control over the world within a week." A brown trenchcoat with funny frills said to the plain, ultra-dramatic navy blue one that Kaiba wore for the entire Duelist Kingdom season. Man, that thing must be diiiiiiirrrrrrtttttty!
"Of course, that is what I planned." The leader answered, giving a dramatic "fwoosh" to his cape with his armless sleeve.
"BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled the red trenchcoat again.
yet another flash to our supposed heroes
Ryou hurried to the phone. Why did it have to ring so loud? As soon as he got to it, he read the volume.
"So loud that even chickens (WHO DON'T HAVE EARS!!!) can hear it." Said the little sticker. Ryou sweatdropped as he answered the phone.
"Hello?" He said in that wicked cute British accent of his.
"Ryou? It's me, Malik. Listen, Yugi just called me and said that we needed to help him, Yami, and Mokuba stop Kaiba's evil trenchcoats from taking over the world." Malik answered.
"What does that mean?" Ryou asked.
"I have no idea."
They both pondered over this for about a half-hour, and then realized that the phone bill may be a little large if they didn't hang up.
"So...Yugi said to go over to the Kaiba mansion at about ten." Malik said.
"Okay, and it's about nine-thirty. Better get going then."
"And Yugi said to bring our yami's. Dunno why. I mean, they are only trenchcoats planning to take over the world."
"Right. Bye." Ryou ended.
And their lively phone conversation ended, and the Trenchcoat Busters were formed.
Queen of Hearts: This is just getting more and more fun whenever I write this story!
Bakura: Not for us it isn't.
Ryou: Why the Trenchcoat Busters?
Queen of Hearts: You guys try to come up with a name for some secret organization trying to stop evil trenchcoats from ruling our everyday lives.
Everyone else: ACROSS.
Queen of Hearts: God, I have trained you all well in the art of Excel Saga- dom.
Yami: Whatever.
Yami Malik: Let's just go now.
Malik: I couldn't be more bored.
Yugi: Why was I acting so stupid?
Queen of Hearts: The more I love a character, the more I must torture them.
Yami: Grand.
Kaiba: Why wasn't I in this chapter?
Queen of Hearts: Because I didn't think that you'd like to be in a chapter called "Le Trenchcoat Busters (Me No Speaky French)"
Kaiba: Oh.
Queen of Hearts: Now review, ignorant masses, or DIE!!!
Yugi: And you're happy for this?
Yami: Yeah, because I've always wanted to destroy Kaiba's trenchcoats!
Kaiba: NEVER!!! begins to stroke his coat My preeeeeecciiiiooooouuuuuussss...
Ryou: Why do you keep making Kaiba say that?
Queen of Hearts: Because it's the best thing for him to say.
Ryou: Oh...
Malik: I will NEVER be in one of your fics again! This role is even more degrading than the time you made me dress up as a purple peony!!!
Yami Malik: He just said that out loud, didn't he?
Queen of Hearts: Oh, come on Malik-chan! Just one more time?
Malik: That's what you said the last time and look where that's got me!
Queen of Hearts: Please? waters up eyes
Malik: NO! I mustn't look at the Queen of Hearts! stupidly looks like cartoon characters do ARGH!!! Fine, I'll be in the story.
Queen of Hearts: Yay! kisses Malik
Yami: What about me?
Queen of Hearts: kisses Yami
Yugi: This is getting us nowhere...
Disclaimer: I don't own Super Mario Brothers or Yu-Gi-Oh!, but I have a feeling that Kaiba's coats will when they take over the world. Heh, it's just a hunch.
RING! RING!
Yugi went to get the phone. Where was Grampa when you needed him?
flash to the tanning salon where Grampa is, ahem, feeling a little "under the weather"
Yugi picked up the phone. "Hello! Game shop!" Was what he usually said when he answered, but he this time he said, "What do you want?!"
"Say weird old guy, could you tell me if Yugi's there?" Came a high voice from the other end.
Yugi immediately recognized it. "Mario? Listen, I told you that I'd give you the dress back on Friday..."
"Yugi?" Yugi recognized the voice to be someone else this time. Whoops, what a mistake!
"Uh...Sorry about that Luigi, I just couldn't recognize your voice at first." Yugi made another stupid mistake. "I have the video, so don't say anything to Carl."
"Yugi, this is Mokuba." Yugi sweatdropped.
"Oh, hi Mokuba. You sound a little different." Yugi said, utterly embarrassed.
"Let's cut to the chase, shall we?" Turn on your TV and you'll see why I'm calling." Yugi immediately turned on the itsy bitsy television set that his grandfather kept in the store just for when he got bored. The TV had now officially been turned on for the 27,687th time.
"Reports indicate that possessed trenchcoats are now taking over the world." The reporter on the tube said. Yugi flipped through all of the channels, but there was nothing but newscasts on about evil trenchcoats taking over the world. Except on one channel that was showing some boring show about a kid with really big hair who played nothing but cards all day.
"You see Yugi? I told you that Kaiba's coats were out to get us." Mokuba said.
"Sooooooooo...What do you expect me to do?" Yugi asked.
Yugi could hear a slight "fwumping" noise on the other line as Mokuba did an anime fall. Mokuba regained his posture and straightened up.
"Why don't you ask the guy that lives inside of you to help you get rid of the demonic designer fashion items?!" Mokuba yelled.
"Oh, you mean Yami. Sorry, but he's afraid of those things." Mokuba sweatdropped.
"Then why don't you get those other two people who have dead people living inside of them to help you guys?!" Mokuba sighed.
"Sure, why not. Bakura would love to destroy Kaiba's wardrobe, and Yami Malik would probably just be happy with the destruction." Yugi perked up.
"Alright, so you guys can meet me at my house in about an hour." Mokuba was relieved.
"Yup! We'll be there before you know it!" And Yugi hung up the phone.
flash to Yami's soul room
Yami was tossing and turning about in his bed (if there really is one in there) and suddenly shot up.
"THE EVIL TRENCHCOATS ARE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THEM IS TO CREATE AN ALLIANCE BETWEEN ALL THE YAMI'S AND THE HIKARI'S!!! Either that, or it was just a really bad dream." And he went back to sleep.
flash back to our world of insanity
"YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed all the little people who were running away from the trenchcoats.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Came the maniacal laughter of the trenchcoats. How do they laugh, you ask? Well, that is one question that even this insane authoress can't answer.
"AHAHA!!! BURN, BURN, BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled a red trenchcoat with a flamethrower. (credit to Ari and her beloved Dilandau)
"Sir, if we keep this up we should have supreme control over the world within a week." A brown trenchcoat with funny frills said to the plain, ultra-dramatic navy blue one that Kaiba wore for the entire Duelist Kingdom season. Man, that thing must be diiiiiiirrrrrrtttttty!
"Of course, that is what I planned." The leader answered, giving a dramatic "fwoosh" to his cape with his armless sleeve.
"BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled the red trenchcoat again.
yet another flash to our supposed heroes
Ryou hurried to the phone. Why did it have to ring so loud? As soon as he got to it, he read the volume.
"So loud that even chickens (WHO DON'T HAVE EARS!!!) can hear it." Said the little sticker. Ryou sweatdropped as he answered the phone.
"Hello?" He said in that wicked cute British accent of his.
"Ryou? It's me, Malik. Listen, Yugi just called me and said that we needed to help him, Yami, and Mokuba stop Kaiba's evil trenchcoats from taking over the world." Malik answered.
"What does that mean?" Ryou asked.
"I have no idea."
They both pondered over this for about a half-hour, and then realized that the phone bill may be a little large if they didn't hang up.
"So...Yugi said to go over to the Kaiba mansion at about ten." Malik said.
"Okay, and it's about nine-thirty. Better get going then."
"And Yugi said to bring our yami's. Dunno why. I mean, they are only trenchcoats planning to take over the world."
"Right. Bye." Ryou ended.
And their lively phone conversation ended, and the Trenchcoat Busters were formed.
Queen of Hearts: This is just getting more and more fun whenever I write this story!
Bakura: Not for us it isn't.
Ryou: Why the Trenchcoat Busters?
Queen of Hearts: You guys try to come up with a name for some secret organization trying to stop evil trenchcoats from ruling our everyday lives.
Everyone else: ACROSS.
Queen of Hearts: God, I have trained you all well in the art of Excel Saga- dom.
Yami: Whatever.
Yami Malik: Let's just go now.
Malik: I couldn't be more bored.
Yugi: Why was I acting so stupid?
Queen of Hearts: The more I love a character, the more I must torture them.
Yami: Grand.
Kaiba: Why wasn't I in this chapter?
Queen of Hearts: Because I didn't think that you'd like to be in a chapter called "Le Trenchcoat Busters (Me No Speaky French)"
Kaiba: Oh.
Queen of Hearts: Now review, ignorant masses, or DIE!!!