Queen of Hearts: It's about time I had a new chapter for this fic written.
Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast: Oh joy.
Queen of Hearts: I new that you'd be happy. ^_^
Kaiba: Me treeeeeeeeeeeeenchcoats.
Mokuba: No wonder they ran away.
Yugi: But Kaiba treated them so well.
strange noises are heard
Bakura: What the hell was that?!
everyone looks down at Kaiba
Kaiba: making out with his trenchcoat
Everyone else: O_O We did NOT need to see that.
Queen of Hearts: -_- Let's just get on with the fic before we have to witness anything else.
Red Trenchcoat: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! We shall soon take over the WORLD! So all of the ignorant masses and the Yu-Gi-Oh! cast members will belong to us! That is why the Queen of Hearts does NOT own them! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNN!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba tapped his foot on the cement impatiently. They were running out of time and he needed the hikaris and their yamis to show up soon. He looked at his watch.
It read 11:00. WHAT?! He had told them to be there an hour ago!
Mokuba started cursing under his breath, that rotten little child (not really ^_~), when Yugi somehow appeared right next to him.
When Mokuba looked up and saw Yugi, he just about had a heart attack.
"Hi!" Yugi smiled cheerfully.
Mokuba thumped on his chest to get his heart beating again. "What took you so long?" He gasped.
"Traffic." Yugi sweatdropped.
Just then, Ryou was seen running toward them. "Hey guys!" He called.
"Hi Ryou. What's your excuse for being late?" Mokuba growled.
"I saw a lemur out on the street. It had tags with the name "Charlie" on it and I wanted to help it find it's home." Bakura smiled.
Mokuba prayed that his brother hadn't overheard.
Joey, Tea, and Tristan ran up. They were all shouting, "Ouch, ouch, ouch!"
Mokuba stared at them. "What are you guys doing here?"
Tea winced as she rubbed her head. "Queeny attacked us until we agreed to be in this fic."
"Tristan gasped for breath. "I'm surprised we made it out of there ALIVE."
Joey then looked up. "At least she didn't spank us."
Mokuba basically looked like this: O_O I mean, who wouldn't? (kills Joey)
Yugi then pointed out the obvious. "Hey, where's Malik?"
Everyone searched around for the Egyptian hottie until they finally saw him coming in the distance. Was it their imagination, or was he running and holding up a towel around his waist? (O_O)
He finally made it up to them. "Geez, I thought I wouldn't make it."
Mokuba finally cleared his throat to speak. "Why are you in a towel?"
Malik looked down at his ensamble. "Argh, I couldn't find any of my clothes."
A giggling voice could be heard coming from.somewhere.
Malik sighed. "Great, I think I know where they got to."
"Sorry, Malik-chan." Queen of Hearts said as she used her almighty Author Brush to paint Malik some clothes. Well, at least some pants.
"A-HEM! Where's my shirt?!" Malik shouted.
"Woops, guess I forgot." And with that, all traces of the authoress' voice vanished.
"Great. Now I have to go through the entire without a shirt." Malik grumbled.
Mokuba sweatdropped. Had it really been a good idea to invite these people over to his house? Then the thought of his brother's evil trenchcoats came to mind, and all doubt vanished.
At that mment Kaiba walked out of the house and straight into the middle of the group. He had the same bland stare that he always wore on his face, but he seemed deep in thought.
"Uh, hey Kaiba." Yugi smiled again. Kaiba just stared ahead.
"He seems normal." Joey grumbled. At that line, Kaiba broke down.
"It's not fa-a-a-air!!!! MY TREEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNCHCOOOOOOAAAAAAATSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" He wailed.
Mokuba sweatdropped again. Everyone stared at Kaiba with disbelieving looks on their faces.
Malik tore his head away from the amusing sight to talk to Mokuba. "So, what's this all about?"
Mokuba sighed. This was going to be hard to explain.
two hours later
At last, they had calmed Kaiba down. It had taken several kind words (none of which were from Joey), two trenchcoat plushies, and a hug from Yugi to do so. But he was okay. For now.
Mokuba paced in front of all his guests, who were seated in chairs. Behind his back he carried a whip, for anyone who misbehaved.
The yamis had decided that they'd stay inside their Millennium Items as long as they could, because they did NOT want to know why Kaiba was crying.
"Alright people. I need to tell you our present situation." Mokuba was cut off a moment when Kaiba wailed. "It seems as though me brother's evil trenchcoats have decided to take over the world."
There were gasps from the entire crowd, minus Joey who was eating fried chicken.
Mokuba continued. "So this means that we need to take drastic measures and defeat them once and for all. Even though it would probably be a lot easier to use starch or to just have an exorsism."
Everyone was staring at him with their eyes wide open, except for Joey. Now he had a bologna sandwich.
"So now we need to creat an alliance between the hikaris, yamis, and the nobodys to get rid of them?" Malik, still shirtless, said.
A cry came from deep within the Millennium Puzzle. "I KNEW IT!" Yugi sweatdropped.
"That is correct." Mokuba answered. He was getting slightly annoyed at this point.
Joey was now chomping on a drum stick. "So, what do we do to stop them?"
"Uh, I was hoping that you guys would have some ideas." Mokuba stared.
Kaiba stood straight up. "NO ONE IS GOING TO TOUCH MY PRECIOUS TRENCHCOATS!!!"
Everyone looked at him. "Shut up Kaiba." Kaiba did an anime fall.
Queen of Hearts: I feel dead.
Bakura: You look it too.
Queen of Hearts: Shut up Pooky.
Yami: Wow, she doesn't even have enough energy to kill him.
Queen of Hearts: And I'm going away tomorrow.
Malik: Oh really? Where?
Queen of Hearts: Mexico. A FUN place.
Malik: I just realized something. I STILL don't have my shirt back.
Queen of Hearts: So? I like seeing you shirtless.
Malik: *blush* Give me my shirt back.
Queen of Hearts: No.
Yugi: Here we go again. -_-;
Ryou: You're telling me.
Joey: now eating a taco Are we going yet?
Queen of Hearts: Fine, fine. We'll go.
Yami: Just review, please.
Queen of Hearts: Please do! falls asleep
Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast: Oh joy.
Queen of Hearts: I new that you'd be happy. ^_^
Kaiba: Me treeeeeeeeeeeeenchcoats.
Mokuba: No wonder they ran away.
Yugi: But Kaiba treated them so well.
strange noises are heard
Bakura: What the hell was that?!
everyone looks down at Kaiba
Kaiba: making out with his trenchcoat
Everyone else: O_O We did NOT need to see that.
Queen of Hearts: -_- Let's just get on with the fic before we have to witness anything else.
Red Trenchcoat: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! We shall soon take over the WORLD! So all of the ignorant masses and the Yu-Gi-Oh! cast members will belong to us! That is why the Queen of Hearts does NOT own them! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNN!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba tapped his foot on the cement impatiently. They were running out of time and he needed the hikaris and their yamis to show up soon. He looked at his watch.
It read 11:00. WHAT?! He had told them to be there an hour ago!
Mokuba started cursing under his breath, that rotten little child (not really ^_~), when Yugi somehow appeared right next to him.
When Mokuba looked up and saw Yugi, he just about had a heart attack.
"Hi!" Yugi smiled cheerfully.
Mokuba thumped on his chest to get his heart beating again. "What took you so long?" He gasped.
"Traffic." Yugi sweatdropped.
Just then, Ryou was seen running toward them. "Hey guys!" He called.
"Hi Ryou. What's your excuse for being late?" Mokuba growled.
"I saw a lemur out on the street. It had tags with the name "Charlie" on it and I wanted to help it find it's home." Bakura smiled.
Mokuba prayed that his brother hadn't overheard.
Joey, Tea, and Tristan ran up. They were all shouting, "Ouch, ouch, ouch!"
Mokuba stared at them. "What are you guys doing here?"
Tea winced as she rubbed her head. "Queeny attacked us until we agreed to be in this fic."
"Tristan gasped for breath. "I'm surprised we made it out of there ALIVE."
Joey then looked up. "At least she didn't spank us."
Mokuba basically looked like this: O_O I mean, who wouldn't? (kills Joey)
Yugi then pointed out the obvious. "Hey, where's Malik?"
Everyone searched around for the Egyptian hottie until they finally saw him coming in the distance. Was it their imagination, or was he running and holding up a towel around his waist? (O_O)
He finally made it up to them. "Geez, I thought I wouldn't make it."
Mokuba finally cleared his throat to speak. "Why are you in a towel?"
Malik looked down at his ensamble. "Argh, I couldn't find any of my clothes."
A giggling voice could be heard coming from.somewhere.
Malik sighed. "Great, I think I know where they got to."
"Sorry, Malik-chan." Queen of Hearts said as she used her almighty Author Brush to paint Malik some clothes. Well, at least some pants.
"A-HEM! Where's my shirt?!" Malik shouted.
"Woops, guess I forgot." And with that, all traces of the authoress' voice vanished.
"Great. Now I have to go through the entire without a shirt." Malik grumbled.
Mokuba sweatdropped. Had it really been a good idea to invite these people over to his house? Then the thought of his brother's evil trenchcoats came to mind, and all doubt vanished.
At that mment Kaiba walked out of the house and straight into the middle of the group. He had the same bland stare that he always wore on his face, but he seemed deep in thought.
"Uh, hey Kaiba." Yugi smiled again. Kaiba just stared ahead.
"He seems normal." Joey grumbled. At that line, Kaiba broke down.
"It's not fa-a-a-air!!!! MY TREEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNCHCOOOOOOAAAAAAATSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" He wailed.
Mokuba sweatdropped again. Everyone stared at Kaiba with disbelieving looks on their faces.
Malik tore his head away from the amusing sight to talk to Mokuba. "So, what's this all about?"
Mokuba sighed. This was going to be hard to explain.
two hours later
At last, they had calmed Kaiba down. It had taken several kind words (none of which were from Joey), two trenchcoat plushies, and a hug from Yugi to do so. But he was okay. For now.
Mokuba paced in front of all his guests, who were seated in chairs. Behind his back he carried a whip, for anyone who misbehaved.
The yamis had decided that they'd stay inside their Millennium Items as long as they could, because they did NOT want to know why Kaiba was crying.
"Alright people. I need to tell you our present situation." Mokuba was cut off a moment when Kaiba wailed. "It seems as though me brother's evil trenchcoats have decided to take over the world."
There were gasps from the entire crowd, minus Joey who was eating fried chicken.
Mokuba continued. "So this means that we need to take drastic measures and defeat them once and for all. Even though it would probably be a lot easier to use starch or to just have an exorsism."
Everyone was staring at him with their eyes wide open, except for Joey. Now he had a bologna sandwich.
"So now we need to creat an alliance between the hikaris, yamis, and the nobodys to get rid of them?" Malik, still shirtless, said.
A cry came from deep within the Millennium Puzzle. "I KNEW IT!" Yugi sweatdropped.
"That is correct." Mokuba answered. He was getting slightly annoyed at this point.
Joey was now chomping on a drum stick. "So, what do we do to stop them?"
"Uh, I was hoping that you guys would have some ideas." Mokuba stared.
Kaiba stood straight up. "NO ONE IS GOING TO TOUCH MY PRECIOUS TRENCHCOATS!!!"
Everyone looked at him. "Shut up Kaiba." Kaiba did an anime fall.
Queen of Hearts: I feel dead.
Bakura: You look it too.
Queen of Hearts: Shut up Pooky.
Yami: Wow, she doesn't even have enough energy to kill him.
Queen of Hearts: And I'm going away tomorrow.
Malik: Oh really? Where?
Queen of Hearts: Mexico. A FUN place.
Malik: I just realized something. I STILL don't have my shirt back.
Queen of Hearts: So? I like seeing you shirtless.
Malik: *blush* Give me my shirt back.
Queen of Hearts: No.
Yugi: Here we go again. -_-;
Ryou: You're telling me.
Joey: now eating a taco Are we going yet?
Queen of Hearts: Fine, fine. We'll go.
Yami: Just review, please.
Queen of Hearts: Please do! falls asleep