Ok.. Well. I guess I haveta say this. I do not in anyway own ff7 or the legend of zelda or mario or shadow the hedgehog.. or knuckles. well, you get the idea... although I'm working on it. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.. anyhoo. and also most spelling mistakes are intentional. except for the ones that aren't. enjoy!

~authors note~ ok. well just to tell you. cloud, tails, and sonic have kinda died in some strange way... oh and, I have made rufus the dumb blonde ~something from izedlattes fic~ so yeah...just remember that~~

Ida: well.. I guess I will now be the author and narrator person thingie... ok. well.. the story starts in the garden.. with some new ppl moving in

Shadow: well... now that I don't have sonic or tails to annoy, hoo iz the next victum..*lookz at knuckles* hehehe..

sephie: ok.. now I'm mad.. I'M SUPPOST TA BE THE ONLY ONE W/ A SWORD!!! *throws a temper tantrum* waaaaaaaaaaaa

Link: live with it you sissy. I'm much better at handling the sword than you are. you prolly don't even know how to use that big sword of yours, do you??

Sephie:.. ok. THAT'S IT!!!!! *gets his sword ready* *says in a coyboyish way* theres only room enough for one swordsman in this here house..

Link: *gets the big goron sword ready* bring it on..

*mario suddenly walks into the scene*

Mario: Hey, Whutz up? itza me-a, Mario. Hey! whuts-a with all of the big-a swords? *gets flower power ready* there iza not gunna be any fighting here- a

*Mario walks inbetween sephie and link*

Link: um.. hey, sephie, shall we??

Sephie: yes, soundz like a good idea

*both link and sephie stab mario*

mario: but-a why?? itza me-a, ma.ri.o...*dies*

sephie: ok. on to buisness.

mario: HEY! I said no fighting

link: WHUT THE FIC? I THOUGHT U DIED!

mario: oh. rite..*dies.. again*

link: ok, ready to die?

sephie: hehehe... I'll win no matter whut.. *suddenly gets stabed by link*

link: HA I win!! you die!!

sephie: hehehe... link, you should really be careful.. cuz I'm already dead. HAHAHAHA!!! *stabs link, just as princess zelda walks in*

zelda: LINK!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! oh wellz.. now I guess I haveta find a new boyfriend, oh wellz, he wuz a sucky boyfriend anyway.. hey. your cute.. wanna go out with me??

sephie: OMG!!!! DIEEEEEEEE*killz zelda*

ida:*suddenly appers in a poof of band muzik* ok sephie.. that's enough killing for today *takes his sword* you'll get it bak tomarrow *dissappers in a poof of shiny sharp objects*

sephie: damn.oh wellz, I guess its time to bug vinnie *walks into the house*

Vinnie: *sniff* stop... bugging.. me...

Reno: but all I want to know iz if you are a vampire, why do we see you out in the sun??

vinnie: I'M NOT A VAMIRE!! or at least a real one..

reno: umm. then why do you have fangs??

hojo: well I can tell you that... itz cuz I'm a stupid basturd and made him this way. cuz he had a secret affair w/ lucrecia and I wuz jelous of him.

vinnie: wait. how did you know about that?!?!?!

hojo: cuz... I watch you..

vinnie:..YOU PERVERT!!!!! *shootz w/ death penaty* wait.. how did you get here anywayz??

hojo: i. don't.. know... but just one more thing to tell you... sephie isen't my son.. he iz your son...*dies*

vinnie:... *lookz at sephie*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!

Sephie:...lookz at vinnie.. DADDY!!! *runs to vinnie and gives him a hug*

vinnie: *still in shock* ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

reno: ..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *dies laughing*

ida: ok. well maybe we should just leave it at that.. before I get into other things.. well yeah.... tune in next time for the next episode of..The Nut House... laterz