The Gang

Chapter 1: Happy News In The Basement

Eric: Hey, does any one want a Popsicle?

Hyde: Dude, you asked that question like 5 minutes ago, it's kinda old

Eric: Hey, at least I'm doing something

Hyde: Let's face it Forman, it's another boring day

(Suddenly Fezz comes bursting in)

Fezz: Guess who Ashley Cummings asked out today?!

(Sudden awkward silence)

Fezz: ME!!!!

Kelso: Why would a hot cheerleader chick, like Ashley Cummings, be doing going out with a dorky foreign guy, like you? Hot chicks are supposed to go out with...hot guys, that's the circle of life, and we just have to go around with it.

Fezz: oh damn it! Why did you tell me that!!!!

Hyde: For the ultimate pleasure of seeing you act nervous on your date, and then laugh our heads off at you, what else would he say it for???

Kelso: Yeah, then she might dump you, and then go out with the hottest guy around

Hyde: And who the hell would that be

Kelso: who else? Me!

Hyde: ha ha, that's a good one Kelso, no, really, who?

Kelso: I am the hottest guy around!

Eric: Oh, you must be mistaken; it is I who is hot Hyde: Now you BOTH are dreaming, but it is so much like a nightmare to me

Fezz: Ok, both of your hotness's together, cannot match the hotness of, the hottest one of all, Fezz

Hyde: Who says 3 idiots are better than 2?

Fezz: And that is why Ashley Cummings -the hottest cheerleader ever- has asked me -the hottest guy around- out, so all of you can kiss my hot foreign ass!

Hyde: Hey Eric, do you have any more Popsicles?

Eric: Sure, here (said Eric, handing Hyde a Popsicle)

Hyde: Yo Fezz!

Fezz: What?!

Hyde: with so much "hotness" you need to cool down man, here

(Hyde throws the Popsicle across the room, landing on Fezz's head)

Kelso: Burn!

Fezz: Why the hell did you that for Hyde???

Hyde: Let's just say it's a "kiss my ass" gift, to the "hottest guy" from the coolest guy

Eric: Hyde, that was funny & crap, but, why in hell did you ruin a perfectly good Popsicle like that?!?! Banana is my favorite!!!!

Kelso: Make that a DOUBLE BURN!!!!

Hyde: Kelso, shut up, Eric get a life, Fezz, I really don't have any thing to say to you, except, HA HA!

Fezz: Man, you're a bastard Hyde! I'm telling Jackie!!!!

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