CELEBRITY EVIL
chap#1 the evil plot
(i don't own this this is not mine don't get any ideas) this is my first fanfic so enjoy sorry in advance for this rosie o'dannell............... hehehe yeah right f*ck off b*tch! nothing else to report yet...... now on with it..............
Characters --------------- Barry Burton --------------- Chris Redfield --------------- Jill Valentine --------------- Rebecca Chambers --------------- Albert Wesker --------------- Brad Vickers --------------- Joseph Frost --------------- Richard Aiken --------------- Enrico Marini --------------- Forest Speyer --------------- Kenneth J. Sullivan --------------- Edward Dewey(chopper pilot of the bravo teams chopper) --------------- Evil Guys (just evil guys from nowhere) --------------- MR.Important(hehehe) --------------- Celebritys --------------- WEIRD AL YANKOVIC (that cool guy that doesn't write music any more) --------------- rosie o'dannell (the fat blob) --------------- britney spears (the fake boobed chick that thinks she can sing) --------------- Silent Bob (from j and silent bob strike back,dogma and lots more) --------------- Shigeru Miyamoto(creator of nintendo ) --------------- Kenny (also from south park if he has a last name tell me) --------------- Laura Croft (from tomb raider who doesn't know laura!?) --------------- Tweak (from south park if he has a last name tell me at axle732@yahoo.com) --------------- steven segul (that asshole that hired two guys to beat up his wife ) -------------- Guest Stars --------------- O*** --------------- R** Z***** --------------- scene#1: umbrella.Inc. place an umbrella Inc. guy(evil guy#1 aka E/G#1 and some dumb ass from survivor (E/G#2) are there talking
head guy of umbrella Inc.(E/G#1): September in a city called racoooooon city zombies attacked and went crazy in this mansion guess what its the perfect place for survivor
guy from survivor (E/G#2 ):who will we invite into it
E/G#1:hhmmmmmmm the people from the last 20 survivors?
E/G#2:nope there dead
E/G#2:how
E/G#1:they ate at arbies
E/G#2:*shudders* hhhh eewwww
E/G#1:i know
E/G#1:lets see hhmmm...how bout celebritys
E/G#2:*raises a brow*do we have to pay them?
E/G#1:no we'll let the zombies kill them *laughs evilly*
E/G#2:yeah who will miss them!?
E/G#1:okay lets see.......how about those guys written under celebritys up at the top of the page? *points up at the top of the page*
E/G#2:yeah and we could use the S.T.A.R.S. members too.we don't need them(S.T.A.R.S. Stupid.Team.Of.All.Retarded.Specialist's
E/G#1:okay and we'll have two guest stars O*** and R** Z*****
Together:YEAH!
*the scen fades out with them laughing evily and into the next day at the R.P.D(racooooooncity.police.dept.)everyone is there but the TWO GEUST STARS.........
Everyone:blah blah blah blah blah blah
Weird Al Yankovic(Al):hey lets get naked with some hot ladys!
Everyone but Barry,steven,britney,rosie,jill rebecca shigeru,laura,and silent bob who just throws his arms in the air and starts to run out the door:YEAH!
Rebecca:whats wrong wit you guys why do you alway just wanna get naked with some hot ladys?
Everyone but the people who i listed before:SHUT UP YOU LESBIAN!
Rebecca:I'M NOT A LESBIAN!
Everyone but those people i listed:sure whatever you say
Jill:takes a step closer to Rebecca
Rebecca:i'm not a lesbian jill!
*all of a sudden Mr.Important walks in everyone quiets down*
Mr.Important(Mr.I):sooooo......we are all here right?
Al:yeah we're all here!
Kenny:hermy herm humm hermy humm humm
Mr.I:uuhhmmm.....no but if you look under file page 459 section b number 8 it says you get as much tuna as you can hold
Kenny:*cheers and runs off set and comes back looking very lumpy and holding as much tuna as he can*
Mr.I:then.*but shigeru interupts*shigeru: Mr.I:oka...*shigeru starts to yell like crazy* shigeru:*yells in japenese*
Mr.I:could someone calm down Mr.miyamoto?
steven segul(steven):*pulls out his phone and calls the guys he hired to beat up his wife*
Mr.I:uh there is no need for that Mr.segul *pulls out a gun and shoots segul in the head and a band of flying monkeys take him away* Mr.I:now that thats done with
*two guys in lab coats with umbrella logos on them run in and inject miyamoto with tranquilizer knocking him out and they drag him away*
Mr.I:okay...that was fun.....lets just go now........
announcer: end of this chap reviews please! depending on the reviews i might not write another so review review review
(i don't own this this is not mine don't get any ideas) this is my first fanfic so enjoy sorry in advance for this rosie o'dannell............... hehehe yeah right f*ck off b*tch! nothing else to report yet...... now on with it..............
Characters --------------- Barry Burton --------------- Chris Redfield --------------- Jill Valentine --------------- Rebecca Chambers --------------- Albert Wesker --------------- Brad Vickers --------------- Joseph Frost --------------- Richard Aiken --------------- Enrico Marini --------------- Forest Speyer --------------- Kenneth J. Sullivan --------------- Edward Dewey(chopper pilot of the bravo teams chopper) --------------- Evil Guys (just evil guys from nowhere) --------------- MR.Important(hehehe) --------------- Celebritys --------------- WEIRD AL YANKOVIC (that cool guy that doesn't write music any more) --------------- rosie o'dannell (the fat blob) --------------- britney spears (the fake boobed chick that thinks she can sing) --------------- Silent Bob (from j and silent bob strike back,dogma and lots more) --------------- Shigeru Miyamoto(creator of nintendo ) --------------- Kenny (also from south park if he has a last name tell me) --------------- Laura Croft (from tomb raider who doesn't know laura!?) --------------- Tweak (from south park if he has a last name tell me at axle732@yahoo.com) --------------- steven segul (that asshole that hired two guys to beat up his wife ) -------------- Guest Stars --------------- O*** --------------- R** Z***** --------------- scene#1: umbrella.Inc. place an umbrella Inc. guy(evil guy#1 aka E/G#1 and some dumb ass from survivor (E/G#2) are there talking
head guy of umbrella Inc.(E/G#1): September in a city called racoooooon city zombies attacked and went crazy in this mansion guess what its the perfect place for survivor
guy from survivor (E/G#2 ):who will we invite into it
E/G#1:hhmmmmmmm the people from the last 20 survivors?
E/G#2:nope there dead
E/G#2:how
E/G#1:they ate at arbies
E/G#2:*shudders* hhhh eewwww
E/G#1:i know
E/G#1:lets see hhmmm...how bout celebritys
E/G#2:*raises a brow*do we have to pay them?
E/G#1:no we'll let the zombies kill them *laughs evilly*
E/G#2:yeah who will miss them!?
E/G#1:okay lets see.......how about those guys written under celebritys up at the top of the page? *points up at the top of the page*
E/G#2:yeah and we could use the S.T.A.R.S. members too.we don't need them(S.T.A.R.S. Stupid.Team.Of.All.Retarded.Specialist's
E/G#1:okay and we'll have two guest stars O*** and R** Z*****
Together:YEAH!
*the scen fades out with them laughing evily and into the next day at the R.P.D(racooooooncity.police.dept.)everyone is there but the TWO GEUST STARS.........
Everyone:blah blah blah blah blah blah
Weird Al Yankovic(Al):hey lets get naked with some hot ladys!
Everyone but Barry,steven,britney,rosie,jill rebecca shigeru,laura,and silent bob who just throws his arms in the air and starts to run out the door:YEAH!
Rebecca:whats wrong wit you guys why do you alway just wanna get naked with some hot ladys?
Everyone but the people who i listed before:SHUT UP YOU LESBIAN!
Rebecca:I'M NOT A LESBIAN!
Everyone but those people i listed:sure whatever you say
Jill:takes a step closer to Rebecca
Rebecca:i'm not a lesbian jill!
*all of a sudden Mr.Important walks in everyone quiets down*
Mr.Important(Mr.I):sooooo......we are all here right?
Al:yeah we're all here!
Kenny:hermy herm humm hermy humm humm
Mr.I:uuhhmmm.....no but if you look under file page 459 section b number 8 it says you get as much tuna as you can hold
Kenny:*cheers and runs off set and comes back looking very lumpy and holding as much tuna as he can*
Mr.I:then.*but shigeru interupts*shigeru: Mr.I:oka...*shigeru starts to yell like crazy* shigeru:*yells in japenese*
Mr.I:could someone calm down Mr.miyamoto?
steven segul(steven):*pulls out his phone and calls the guys he hired to beat up his wife*
Mr.I:uh there is no need for that Mr.segul *pulls out a gun and shoots segul in the head and a band of flying monkeys take him away* Mr.I:now that thats done with
*two guys in lab coats with umbrella logos on them run in and inject miyamoto with tranquilizer knocking him out and they drag him away*
Mr.I:okay...that was fun.....lets just go now........
announcer: end of this chap reviews please! depending on the reviews i might not write another so review review review