The Gang
Chapter 2: Jackie Gets The Fashion Blues
Jackie: Oh my God Donna!! Picture Day is in a week, and I haven't picked out the outfit I'm going to where yet!
Donna: Wait a minute, are u telling me you plan the outfit you are going to wear, a WEEK before??
Jackie: Of course, what girl doesn't do that??
Donna: A girl like.ME!!!!
Jackie: That's why you aren't a REAL girl, real girls like fashion, make- up, boys, and cheerleading.
Donna: Ok, out of that group, I only like boys.
Jackie: I made my point.
Donna: Ok, never mind that, ummmm..why are you so concerned about your outfit? It's only an outfit.
Jackie: ONLY AN OUTFIT?!?! Donna, Donna, Donna, you have so much to learn. This is the outfit that will last forever. This is the outfit that people will remember me by, I don't want people to remember me with just a plain old "outfit", this outfit is THE outfit, do you understand?
Donna.yes?
Jackie: Good, now let's get started.ummm.aw man, I can't think of anything, maybe I should ask l Laurie what she thinks
Donna: LAURIE?!?! Are you nuts?
Jackie: What's the matter? Laurie is my friend. And she's a "real" girl, Donna, unlike you! Donna: But Laurie's a hoar, a slut, a bitch!!!!
Jackie: Exactly what a better way to make such a fashion statement?!
Donna: Whatever
Jackie: Cool, ok, what's her #?
Donna: I dunno
Jackie: You don't know your boyfriend's #? I was right, you aren't a real girl.
Donna: oh, you mean Eric's #.oh ok. It's, it's, it's 444-3438
Jackie: Cool
(Red picks up the phone)
Red: Forman Residence, if this is one of those stupid companies that say something like " You won a free trip", you better hang-up or you'll be the one getting a trip, I'll trip you with my foot in your ass.
Jackie: Um, Mr. Forman, is Laurie there? It's Jackie
Red: Oh it's you, hold on (Away from the phone) Sweetie, it's one of your friends, that chatter-box one, with the black curly hair
Laurie: ok daddy, (picking up the phone) Hello?
Jackie: Hi Laurie, can you come over here? I need some of your help, fashion help.
Laurie: Well, it's about time you called for that!
Jackie: HaHa, that's funny, no, really, I need to pick out an outfit for picture day, something that stands out, you know, unique
Laurie: Unique, huh? Ok, I'll be over there.
Jackie: Thanks, bye! (Hangs up) yay! Laurie's coming!
Donna.(sarcastically) Wahoo!
Laurie: Yo Jackie! I heard you had some fashion problems; I 'm here to help
Donna: Super Laurie saves the day once again! (Sarcastically again)
Jackie: Laurie, what should I wear next week, it has too be something that stands out, you know?
Laurie: How about you wear this white, sleeveless, frilly, and skanky top, with this.ah-hah this black mini-skirt, and you can wear your leather boots for a more "sexy" touch.
Jackie: Oh my gosh, this is like, the BEST OUTFIT EVER!!!! Thanks to my "real" friend, Laurie
Donna: Please do not get started.
Laurie: Well, now you can "stand" out all your little heart wants.
Jackie: This is going to be one of the most memorable moments of my life. I can see it now, fans pouring into the halls asking me to autograph their yearbooks. I might win an award!
Donna: May God help us all.
N/A: ok, that kinda sucked, but it will do, for now, more reviews please!!!!!
Chapter 2: Jackie Gets The Fashion Blues
Jackie: Oh my God Donna!! Picture Day is in a week, and I haven't picked out the outfit I'm going to where yet!
Donna: Wait a minute, are u telling me you plan the outfit you are going to wear, a WEEK before??
Jackie: Of course, what girl doesn't do that??
Donna: A girl like.ME!!!!
Jackie: That's why you aren't a REAL girl, real girls like fashion, make- up, boys, and cheerleading.
Donna: Ok, out of that group, I only like boys.
Jackie: I made my point.
Donna: Ok, never mind that, ummmm..why are you so concerned about your outfit? It's only an outfit.
Jackie: ONLY AN OUTFIT?!?! Donna, Donna, Donna, you have so much to learn. This is the outfit that will last forever. This is the outfit that people will remember me by, I don't want people to remember me with just a plain old "outfit", this outfit is THE outfit, do you understand?
Donna.yes?
Jackie: Good, now let's get started.ummm.aw man, I can't think of anything, maybe I should ask l Laurie what she thinks
Donna: LAURIE?!?! Are you nuts?
Jackie: What's the matter? Laurie is my friend. And she's a "real" girl, Donna, unlike you! Donna: But Laurie's a hoar, a slut, a bitch!!!!
Jackie: Exactly what a better way to make such a fashion statement?!
Donna: Whatever
Jackie: Cool, ok, what's her #?
Donna: I dunno
Jackie: You don't know your boyfriend's #? I was right, you aren't a real girl.
Donna: oh, you mean Eric's #.oh ok. It's, it's, it's 444-3438
Jackie: Cool
(Red picks up the phone)
Red: Forman Residence, if this is one of those stupid companies that say something like " You won a free trip", you better hang-up or you'll be the one getting a trip, I'll trip you with my foot in your ass.
Jackie: Um, Mr. Forman, is Laurie there? It's Jackie
Red: Oh it's you, hold on (Away from the phone) Sweetie, it's one of your friends, that chatter-box one, with the black curly hair
Laurie: ok daddy, (picking up the phone) Hello?
Jackie: Hi Laurie, can you come over here? I need some of your help, fashion help.
Laurie: Well, it's about time you called for that!
Jackie: HaHa, that's funny, no, really, I need to pick out an outfit for picture day, something that stands out, you know, unique
Laurie: Unique, huh? Ok, I'll be over there.
Jackie: Thanks, bye! (Hangs up) yay! Laurie's coming!
Donna.(sarcastically) Wahoo!
Laurie: Yo Jackie! I heard you had some fashion problems; I 'm here to help
Donna: Super Laurie saves the day once again! (Sarcastically again)
Jackie: Laurie, what should I wear next week, it has too be something that stands out, you know?
Laurie: How about you wear this white, sleeveless, frilly, and skanky top, with this.ah-hah this black mini-skirt, and you can wear your leather boots for a more "sexy" touch.
Jackie: Oh my gosh, this is like, the BEST OUTFIT EVER!!!! Thanks to my "real" friend, Laurie
Donna: Please do not get started.
Laurie: Well, now you can "stand" out all your little heart wants.
Jackie: This is going to be one of the most memorable moments of my life. I can see it now, fans pouring into the halls asking me to autograph their yearbooks. I might win an award!
Donna: May God help us all.
N/A: ok, that kinda sucked, but it will do, for now, more reviews please!!!!!