Disclaimer: nope still don't own LOTR *sigh*

Title: How much is that elf in the window

Tune:How much is that doggie in the window

How much is that elf in the window?

The one with the tight little braids

How much is that elf in the window?

I do hope that elf is for sale

I don't want a Dwarf or a human

I don't want a wizard That talks

I don't want a fury little hobbit

Because a hobbit is to short to see

How much is that elf in the window?

The one with the tight little braids

How much is that elf in the window?

I do hope that elf is for sale