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"I shall teach you a new skill or strengthen your old ones" Akara announced. "What skill should I do?" " Try making my Spirit Blast a bit stronger please" Soulien replied. "There wasn't enough gut blasting out Corpsfire." Akara looked at him with an eyebrow raised "What a weirdo!" She thought. She placed her hands on Soulien's forehead and chanted something. Then suddenly, Soulien felt a surge of energy flowing through him. "I got the POWER!!!" He shouted so loud even Gheed from the other side of the encampment heard him and almost drowned while taking a bath. (I wish he did.).
Well anyway, he went out of Akara's tent and striked a conversation with Kayasha. "Hey Soulien, mind doing me a favor?" She asked. "Sure, but I thought you don't need any help?" He replied teasingly. Kayasha's face glowed red and shouted, "Shut the hell up! I'm not God you know! Now go kill Blood Raven or no reward!" With that, she walked away.
"Yahoooooo!!!!!" Soulien shouted. "Reward!!!" He jumped up and down and ran out of the encampment with incredible speed and slayed anything in his way. "Blood Raven, you my friend, is going to be my next lunch ticket!" After a couple of zombies and quill rats, he came to the Cold Plains. "Hi Flavie!" he said as he ran to the entrance. "What's up?" "I'm guarding the camp from far distance. What's the hurry?" She responded. "Nothin much, just going to go kill Blood Raven." He answered. "What?! You are gona get your ass kicked!!!" She said. "You don't want to mess with Blood Raven, you don't know what she is like. She is gonna torture you until you wish you were never born!" "Aww c'mon! She can't be that bad." Soulien responded. "Oh well, time is money!" He hurried into the Cold Plains.
Just after Soulien talked to Flavie, he stepped into the Cold Plains. He was so freezing he could jump into a fire if there was one. "So.cold." He shivered. "Must.get.back.to.camp." Just at that moment he stepped on something round and got transported to Rogue Encampment. "Whaaaaooo!!!" He exclaimed. "Sweeeet!" Soulien then walked over to Charsi. "Can I buy a jacket?" Soulien asked. "Sure whatever." Charsi responded. "1000 gold leave it or take it." She offered. "Man you sure know how to rip someone off!" Soulien exclaimed. "You are just like Gheed! What are you, his sister?!" "No he is my husband." Replied charsi. "He has tainted my ways of selling." She said with a frown. "But I sure am getting rich!" She burst out. Soulien then slaps his head and walked back to the waypoint, preparing to be cold again.
When Soulien got into the Cold Plains, he was freezing and had trouble fighting, but when your life depended on it, it doesn't matter how cold you are. Then a few tainted rogues came and attacked him. He slashed at one and died, sucking the soul into him. He summoned a few Soul Knights and they were taking care of the rogues just fine. As his knights were fighting for him, a hoard of carvers came with Bishibosh at the lead. Their skin was blue and confused Soulien for a bit. "I guess if we can dye our hair, they can dye their skin." He said. "Weird, but oh well, they are going to die anyway. Wait, who is that?! Why, its Bishibosh!!! I thought I killed the bastard!!!" "Raaaaah kaaaaaa niiiiiiii shuuuuuu!" Bishibosh shouted. (You kill twin brother! You now shall pay!) And it started shooting fireballs at Soulien. One hit Soulien and he started burning up. "I appreciate you trying to warm me! But its getting toooooooooooo hot!!!" He yelled and started charging at Bishibosh but all the carvers got into his way and started chopping at him. Soulien got so mad his Soul Knights started to hold different weapons. For some magical reason, his knights started holding 2 handed sword in one hand and a kite shield in the other. They kicked the tainted rogues' ass and came to exterminate the carvers. But Bishibosh revived them all. He now got so pissed off he even learned now attacks. He ran toward bishibosh dodging all the carvers. He started swinging at Bishibosh but were all dodged and blocked. "That's it!" He shouted. "Soul Binding!" A soul came out of Soulien's hand and started wrapping around Bishibosh so it can't move anymore. "Flaming Spirit!" Another soul came out of his hands and caught on fire in mid air. It flew at Bishibosh and blew him into bits. It flew so high even Tyreal had to wipe it off his cloak. (Not really)
"That's that!" Soulien said. "But it is still so cold. I do wish it would get warmer." Just then, it started getting warmer, warmer, WARMER, AND SOON IT WAS BURING!!!!! "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!" Soulien shouted jumping up and down with hands on his ass. "Who the hell..!" "O my god I am sooo sorry." A pally said and turned his Holy Fire off. The Pally saying sorry like a thousand time and Soulien shushed him up and they started becoming friends.
"What's your name?" Asked Soulien. "William." Said the pally. "And yours?" "Soulien." Replied Soulien. They started camping out there since it was very late, with a slight touch of holy fire to keep warm. "So you are on a quest to kill blood raven?" Asked the pally. "Sure am!" Answered Soulien. "How bout you?" "I am heading to Lut Gholien, back to my wife Fara and my kids." Said William. "Oh, so you are going there on foot?" Asked Soulien. "Yes I am, I know it is a long way but I must. "Answered William. With that, they fell asleep. The next morning, Soulien woke to find William gone, with a jacket to keep warm.
Soulien trotted down the cold plains, killing here and there. He then met a pathway out of there. "This must be where blood raven is". Soulien announced. "Gives me the creeps." He trots forward then sees a LOT of undead. There was a corrupted rogue in the middle of them all. They were surrounding him with nowhere to go. "Soul knight arise!" Four knights appeared out of nowhere and were holding off the hungry dead.for now. He charged at blood raven killing anything in the way. "That's a bloody lookin woman!" Soulien rushed near her but then she ran off in the distance and starting shooting at him. "God!!! You are just like quill rats! Sissy!!!" And started chasing after her like a dog chases a cat. But blood raven had the advantage. By now, his knights were are dead and the undead surrounded him again. He was so mad he started screaming and the hole place shook! "You bunch of NO-GOOD-SISSY-COCK SUCKING-MOTHER FUCKING-BUNCH OF WUSSYS!!!!!" With that, four soul archers came out of nowhere and started shooting at blood raven. "Ha! Your archers can't compete with me!" Blood raven laughs. She then shoots two arrow at one time and hits both of his legs. "Ahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrr!!!" He roars in pain. Then everything goes dark.
That's it! A cliffy, hahahaha! Review and you'll find out!
"I shall teach you a new skill or strengthen your old ones" Akara announced. "What skill should I do?" " Try making my Spirit Blast a bit stronger please" Soulien replied. "There wasn't enough gut blasting out Corpsfire." Akara looked at him with an eyebrow raised "What a weirdo!" She thought. She placed her hands on Soulien's forehead and chanted something. Then suddenly, Soulien felt a surge of energy flowing through him. "I got the POWER!!!" He shouted so loud even Gheed from the other side of the encampment heard him and almost drowned while taking a bath. (I wish he did.).
Well anyway, he went out of Akara's tent and striked a conversation with Kayasha. "Hey Soulien, mind doing me a favor?" She asked. "Sure, but I thought you don't need any help?" He replied teasingly. Kayasha's face glowed red and shouted, "Shut the hell up! I'm not God you know! Now go kill Blood Raven or no reward!" With that, she walked away.
"Yahoooooo!!!!!" Soulien shouted. "Reward!!!" He jumped up and down and ran out of the encampment with incredible speed and slayed anything in his way. "Blood Raven, you my friend, is going to be my next lunch ticket!" After a couple of zombies and quill rats, he came to the Cold Plains. "Hi Flavie!" he said as he ran to the entrance. "What's up?" "I'm guarding the camp from far distance. What's the hurry?" She responded. "Nothin much, just going to go kill Blood Raven." He answered. "What?! You are gona get your ass kicked!!!" She said. "You don't want to mess with Blood Raven, you don't know what she is like. She is gonna torture you until you wish you were never born!" "Aww c'mon! She can't be that bad." Soulien responded. "Oh well, time is money!" He hurried into the Cold Plains.
Just after Soulien talked to Flavie, he stepped into the Cold Plains. He was so freezing he could jump into a fire if there was one. "So.cold." He shivered. "Must.get.back.to.camp." Just at that moment he stepped on something round and got transported to Rogue Encampment. "Whaaaaooo!!!" He exclaimed. "Sweeeet!" Soulien then walked over to Charsi. "Can I buy a jacket?" Soulien asked. "Sure whatever." Charsi responded. "1000 gold leave it or take it." She offered. "Man you sure know how to rip someone off!" Soulien exclaimed. "You are just like Gheed! What are you, his sister?!" "No he is my husband." Replied charsi. "He has tainted my ways of selling." She said with a frown. "But I sure am getting rich!" She burst out. Soulien then slaps his head and walked back to the waypoint, preparing to be cold again.
When Soulien got into the Cold Plains, he was freezing and had trouble fighting, but when your life depended on it, it doesn't matter how cold you are. Then a few tainted rogues came and attacked him. He slashed at one and died, sucking the soul into him. He summoned a few Soul Knights and they were taking care of the rogues just fine. As his knights were fighting for him, a hoard of carvers came with Bishibosh at the lead. Their skin was blue and confused Soulien for a bit. "I guess if we can dye our hair, they can dye their skin." He said. "Weird, but oh well, they are going to die anyway. Wait, who is that?! Why, its Bishibosh!!! I thought I killed the bastard!!!" "Raaaaah kaaaaaa niiiiiiii shuuuuuu!" Bishibosh shouted. (You kill twin brother! You now shall pay!) And it started shooting fireballs at Soulien. One hit Soulien and he started burning up. "I appreciate you trying to warm me! But its getting toooooooooooo hot!!!" He yelled and started charging at Bishibosh but all the carvers got into his way and started chopping at him. Soulien got so mad his Soul Knights started to hold different weapons. For some magical reason, his knights started holding 2 handed sword in one hand and a kite shield in the other. They kicked the tainted rogues' ass and came to exterminate the carvers. But Bishibosh revived them all. He now got so pissed off he even learned now attacks. He ran toward bishibosh dodging all the carvers. He started swinging at Bishibosh but were all dodged and blocked. "That's it!" He shouted. "Soul Binding!" A soul came out of Soulien's hand and started wrapping around Bishibosh so it can't move anymore. "Flaming Spirit!" Another soul came out of his hands and caught on fire in mid air. It flew at Bishibosh and blew him into bits. It flew so high even Tyreal had to wipe it off his cloak. (Not really)
"That's that!" Soulien said. "But it is still so cold. I do wish it would get warmer." Just then, it started getting warmer, warmer, WARMER, AND SOON IT WAS BURING!!!!! "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!" Soulien shouted jumping up and down with hands on his ass. "Who the hell..!" "O my god I am sooo sorry." A pally said and turned his Holy Fire off. The Pally saying sorry like a thousand time and Soulien shushed him up and they started becoming friends.
"What's your name?" Asked Soulien. "William." Said the pally. "And yours?" "Soulien." Replied Soulien. They started camping out there since it was very late, with a slight touch of holy fire to keep warm. "So you are on a quest to kill blood raven?" Asked the pally. "Sure am!" Answered Soulien. "How bout you?" "I am heading to Lut Gholien, back to my wife Fara and my kids." Said William. "Oh, so you are going there on foot?" Asked Soulien. "Yes I am, I know it is a long way but I must. "Answered William. With that, they fell asleep. The next morning, Soulien woke to find William gone, with a jacket to keep warm.
Soulien trotted down the cold plains, killing here and there. He then met a pathway out of there. "This must be where blood raven is". Soulien announced. "Gives me the creeps." He trots forward then sees a LOT of undead. There was a corrupted rogue in the middle of them all. They were surrounding him with nowhere to go. "Soul knight arise!" Four knights appeared out of nowhere and were holding off the hungry dead.for now. He charged at blood raven killing anything in the way. "That's a bloody lookin woman!" Soulien rushed near her but then she ran off in the distance and starting shooting at him. "God!!! You are just like quill rats! Sissy!!!" And started chasing after her like a dog chases a cat. But blood raven had the advantage. By now, his knights were are dead and the undead surrounded him again. He was so mad he started screaming and the hole place shook! "You bunch of NO-GOOD-SISSY-COCK SUCKING-MOTHER FUCKING-BUNCH OF WUSSYS!!!!!" With that, four soul archers came out of nowhere and started shooting at blood raven. "Ha! Your archers can't compete with me!" Blood raven laughs. She then shoots two arrow at one time and hits both of his legs. "Ahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrr!!!" He roars in pain. Then everything goes dark.
That's it! A cliffy, hahahaha! Review and you'll find out!