Things You'll Never Hear .. Say Part 2: Return from the Couch
BECAUSE YOU WANTED IT...YOU ASKED FOR IT...
I is back. I am off the couch. I am not thinking in an intelligent manner, so that means fanficcy goodness for you all.
Disclaimer (if I forgot it): I do not own Harry Potter or any other thing I may include in this insanity.
VOLDEMORT: (sings) "Love (love love) LOVE, makes the WORLD GO 'ROUND!!"
HARRY: "Oh, I know what a (insert strange term here) is!"
VIKTOR KRUM: "Hermione." ( He could never pronounce it right.
SNAPE: "Five points from Slytherin."
VOLDEMORT: "Sunshine.on my shoulders.makes me happy."( Voldemort fun. He is the easiest to come up with stuff. Anyway.moving on.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: I can't believe how hideous I am! I'll never show my face in public again!!!
MAD-EYE MOODY: BLARG!!! I can't see a thing!!
LUPIN: Please get out your books and turn to page 14.
DUMBLEDORE: Voldemort? Who's that? And what about 1945? I killed a great warlock?! You, sir, are a LIAR!!
VOLDEMORT: (sings) Muggles are great. Muggles are good. I love Muggles in my neighborhood!
AUNT PETUNIA: And this is my son, Harry. He makes our family PROUD to have him as our son!!
MALFOY: AAAHHHH!!! IT'S KILLED ME!!! THE FLABBERWORM'S KILLED ME!!!!! (heh heh heh...)
And this chapter's finale.
VOLDEMORT: If we keep a sense of justice in our hearts, we can overcome anything! We can create miracles through the power of JUSTICE!!!!
Sorry if this chapter was a little short, but my mind froze at the WRONG TIME!!! Please, DO expect a Chapter 3 sometime later in the year (yes, I'm that slow).
END
I is back. I am off the couch. I am not thinking in an intelligent manner, so that means fanficcy goodness for you all.
Disclaimer (if I forgot it): I do not own Harry Potter or any other thing I may include in this insanity.
VOLDEMORT: (sings) "Love (love love) LOVE, makes the WORLD GO 'ROUND!!"
HARRY: "Oh, I know what a (insert strange term here) is!"
VIKTOR KRUM: "Hermione." ( He could never pronounce it right.
SNAPE: "Five points from Slytherin."
VOLDEMORT: "Sunshine.on my shoulders.makes me happy."( Voldemort fun. He is the easiest to come up with stuff. Anyway.moving on.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: I can't believe how hideous I am! I'll never show my face in public again!!!
MAD-EYE MOODY: BLARG!!! I can't see a thing!!
LUPIN: Please get out your books and turn to page 14.
DUMBLEDORE: Voldemort? Who's that? And what about 1945? I killed a great warlock?! You, sir, are a LIAR!!
VOLDEMORT: (sings) Muggles are great. Muggles are good. I love Muggles in my neighborhood!
AUNT PETUNIA: And this is my son, Harry. He makes our family PROUD to have him as our son!!
MALFOY: AAAHHHH!!! IT'S KILLED ME!!! THE FLABBERWORM'S KILLED ME!!!!! (heh heh heh...)
And this chapter's finale.
VOLDEMORT: If we keep a sense of justice in our hearts, we can overcome anything! We can create miracles through the power of JUSTICE!!!!
Sorry if this chapter was a little short, but my mind froze at the WRONG TIME!!! Please, DO expect a Chapter 3 sometime later in the year (yes, I'm that slow).
END