Chapter one
Let me fix my pants in peace!
"OMG SIRIUS HELP! WHAT DO I DO!" said a woman who was on the opposite side of a table to a vampire in the corner Sirius was yelling instructions to her he was tied up? "USE YOUR WAND YOU'RE A WITCH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" he yelled back.
"OH YEAH!" she reached into her robes and yanked out her wand. She threw it as hard as she could at the vampire; it hit the vampire in the chest and the vampire evaporated into dust.
"Or you could do that.?" said Sirius who was confused but pretty satisfied with the results. "Thanks sirius I don't know what I would do with out you" she said starting to untie him. "Yeah and I don't know what I would do without my mobile, oh yeah I don't have one SOMEONE threw it in the lake thinking it was evil!" he said frowning at her.
"HEY! It started ringing! O.k.? You would have done the same!" she said putting her hands on her hips. Sirius rolled his eyes. "Come on we better get back to the others the are probably wondering where we are".
~ "WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!" yelled snape who was getting fed up with waiting. "Patience severus they probably got lost or something" said remus trying to think up excuses "LOST!? THEY SAID TO MEET US HERE IF ANYONE SHOULD BE LOST IT SHOULD BE US!" he said going red with fury. Remus then picked up the map and opened it "oh wait.we are. We are supposed to be over there" they both turned their heads and saw Ivy and Sirius sitting on the park bench.
Snape looked beyond pissed he turned his narrowed eyes on remus "you mean to tell me we have being sitting here for the past 2 hours when we were supposed to be over there!" he said to thin air as remus had already started walking over to where Ivy and Sirius were.
"So did you guys have any troubles getting here?" said Remus to Sirius and Ivy. "No" said Sirius. Ivy elbowed him "Oh wait yes we did I got a splinter in my finger" said Sirius nodding. Ivy rolled her eyes.
"Anyway this meeting will have to continue tomorrow," said Ivy matter of factly. "But we just got here!" said Remus sulking. "Yeah but I am tired" she got up and walked home. So did everyone else except Remus who stood in the rain singing until he heard a noise in the bushes got scared and ran home.
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The next morning at Remus's house. (A/N: Sirius is staying with Remus for a while NOT SLASH!). The doorbell rang Remus sat up on the couch shabby as ever with a few twigs in his hair. (A/n: remember he had to run home last night? Yeah well he ran straight into the back of a garbage truck he was stuck at the dumpster till three in the morning when finally someone decided the joke was over).
Remus got off the couch and opened the door it was Ron Hermione and Harry (a/n o.k. I am referring to them as the piddlepops from now on o.k?)
"Oh hi guys I guess Sirius is still asleep the lazy prat" he said. "You just got up didn't you?" said Ron. "Yes" he let them inside and closed the door.
"SIRIUS WE HAVE COMPANY COME DOWN!" he yelled up the stairs they heard some thumping "AND PUT SOME PANTS ON!" the heard the thumping moving back into the bedroom and the some even louder thumping coming down the stairs.
Two minutes later Sirius was laying at the bottom off the stairs his pants halfway up The staircase. Hermione giggled.
"Umm. Sirius aren't you a little to old for ducks on your boxers?" asked Remus who was holding down a laugh.
"I will have you know," said Sirius rushing to put his pant on "that ducks happen to be my favourite animal!" he said promptly. "You put your pants on backwards," said Remus Hermione snorted with laughter so did the other two piddlepops.
"oh that's rich" said sirius going back up the staircase to fix his pants in peace.
"OMG SIRIUS HELP! WHAT DO I DO!" said a woman who was on the opposite side of a table to a vampire in the corner Sirius was yelling instructions to her he was tied up? "USE YOUR WAND YOU'RE A WITCH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" he yelled back.
"OH YEAH!" she reached into her robes and yanked out her wand. She threw it as hard as she could at the vampire; it hit the vampire in the chest and the vampire evaporated into dust.
"Or you could do that.?" said Sirius who was confused but pretty satisfied with the results. "Thanks sirius I don't know what I would do with out you" she said starting to untie him. "Yeah and I don't know what I would do without my mobile, oh yeah I don't have one SOMEONE threw it in the lake thinking it was evil!" he said frowning at her.
"HEY! It started ringing! O.k.? You would have done the same!" she said putting her hands on her hips. Sirius rolled his eyes. "Come on we better get back to the others the are probably wondering where we are".
~ "WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!" yelled snape who was getting fed up with waiting. "Patience severus they probably got lost or something" said remus trying to think up excuses "LOST!? THEY SAID TO MEET US HERE IF ANYONE SHOULD BE LOST IT SHOULD BE US!" he said going red with fury. Remus then picked up the map and opened it "oh wait.we are. We are supposed to be over there" they both turned their heads and saw Ivy and Sirius sitting on the park bench.
Snape looked beyond pissed he turned his narrowed eyes on remus "you mean to tell me we have being sitting here for the past 2 hours when we were supposed to be over there!" he said to thin air as remus had already started walking over to where Ivy and Sirius were.
"So did you guys have any troubles getting here?" said Remus to Sirius and Ivy. "No" said Sirius. Ivy elbowed him "Oh wait yes we did I got a splinter in my finger" said Sirius nodding. Ivy rolled her eyes.
"Anyway this meeting will have to continue tomorrow," said Ivy matter of factly. "But we just got here!" said Remus sulking. "Yeah but I am tired" she got up and walked home. So did everyone else except Remus who stood in the rain singing until he heard a noise in the bushes got scared and ran home.
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The next morning at Remus's house. (A/N: Sirius is staying with Remus for a while NOT SLASH!). The doorbell rang Remus sat up on the couch shabby as ever with a few twigs in his hair. (A/n: remember he had to run home last night? Yeah well he ran straight into the back of a garbage truck he was stuck at the dumpster till three in the morning when finally someone decided the joke was over).
Remus got off the couch and opened the door it was Ron Hermione and Harry (a/n o.k. I am referring to them as the piddlepops from now on o.k?)
"Oh hi guys I guess Sirius is still asleep the lazy prat" he said. "You just got up didn't you?" said Ron. "Yes" he let them inside and closed the door.
"SIRIUS WE HAVE COMPANY COME DOWN!" he yelled up the stairs they heard some thumping "AND PUT SOME PANTS ON!" the heard the thumping moving back into the bedroom and the some even louder thumping coming down the stairs.
Two minutes later Sirius was laying at the bottom off the stairs his pants halfway up The staircase. Hermione giggled.
"Umm. Sirius aren't you a little to old for ducks on your boxers?" asked Remus who was holding down a laugh.
"I will have you know," said Sirius rushing to put his pant on "that ducks happen to be my favourite animal!" he said promptly. "You put your pants on backwards," said Remus Hermione snorted with laughter so did the other two piddlepops.
"oh that's rich" said sirius going back up the staircase to fix his pants in peace.