Labyrinth Outtakes! - Chapter Two
A/N: This'll be the last chapter. I wrote these all in a notebook and then I posted half of them last night. Since you seemed to like them (for the most part), I'm gonna post the rest. But I think the first half was better. Just a warning. ^^;
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( Sarah watches Hoggle spray faeries. All of a sudden, a swarm of them surrounds him. Hoggle screams, then goes silent. The faeries fly away and Hoggle has vanished. )
Sarah #5: *gulp *
Director: o_o!
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( After taking the worm's advice, Sarah runs right into a wall. )
Sarah #5: You said there was an opening!
Worm: To your right, Captain Genius.
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Sarah #5: I'll never find my way to-
( Hears funky 80's music. Points finger at sky determinedly. )
Follow the 80's music!
Director: ....
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Sarah #5: No, it's right! I could never do it before! I think I'm getting smarter!
( Opens the door and falls into pit of Certain Death. )
Director: @$#%!*&!!!
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Sarah #6: Help!
Hands: Whaddaya mean help? We are helping! We're helping hands!
Sarah #6: You're... HEY! Don't touch me there!
Director: !
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( Sarah #6 throws rock at guard, misses, and knocks out Ludo. )
Director: You suck! You suck! You... rrgh..
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( Ludo swings tree branch at Sir Didymus, hitting and flattening him. )
Ludo: * looks proud *
Director: YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO HIT HIM!
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( Ludo swings tree branch at Sir Didymus #2, sending him flying into the Bog of Eternal Stench. )
Ludo: * Looks proud again *
Director: ...............Where. Is. My. Coffee?!
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( Sarah stands in the middle of the crowd. Since she keeps thinking she sees Jareth all over the place, she thinks she's going insane and begins to rip out her hair and beat her head on various objects. )
Jareth #3: ......o_o
Mob of People: ......o_o
Director: This is SO not my day..
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( Rocks flatten entire city, along with everyone in it. )
Jareth #3: I'm FREE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Director: Dear god, save me..
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Sarah #7: * makes leap of faith, ends up landing on her head on some inverted staircase *
Director: .......... WHERE THE HELL IS MY COFFEE?!
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Jareth #3: I ask for so LITTLE. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything you want! Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and give me foot massages whenever I ask, and I will be your SLAVE!
Sarah #8: *stare *
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( Owl attacks Sarah, claws her eyes out, and flies away. )
Director: o_o;
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( Party goes on inside. Jareth/Owl sits outside staring. )
Jareth/Owl *glareplotsmitehate*
And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for that meddling dwarfandteenageranddogandbiguglyhairything! OOoooh!
Director: ........
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Well, that's it... I think those sucked. But, like last time, that's for you to decide.
A/N: This'll be the last chapter. I wrote these all in a notebook and then I posted half of them last night. Since you seemed to like them (for the most part), I'm gonna post the rest. But I think the first half was better. Just a warning. ^^;
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( Sarah watches Hoggle spray faeries. All of a sudden, a swarm of them surrounds him. Hoggle screams, then goes silent. The faeries fly away and Hoggle has vanished. )
Sarah #5: *gulp *
Director: o_o!
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( After taking the worm's advice, Sarah runs right into a wall. )
Sarah #5: You said there was an opening!
Worm: To your right, Captain Genius.
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Sarah #5: I'll never find my way to-
( Hears funky 80's music. Points finger at sky determinedly. )
Follow the 80's music!
Director: ....
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Sarah #5: No, it's right! I could never do it before! I think I'm getting smarter!
( Opens the door and falls into pit of Certain Death. )
Director: @$#%!*&!!!
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Sarah #6: Help!
Hands: Whaddaya mean help? We are helping! We're helping hands!
Sarah #6: You're... HEY! Don't touch me there!
Director: !
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( Sarah #6 throws rock at guard, misses, and knocks out Ludo. )
Director: You suck! You suck! You... rrgh..
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( Ludo swings tree branch at Sir Didymus, hitting and flattening him. )
Ludo: * looks proud *
Director: YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO HIT HIM!
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( Ludo swings tree branch at Sir Didymus #2, sending him flying into the Bog of Eternal Stench. )
Ludo: * Looks proud again *
Director: ...............Where. Is. My. Coffee?!
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( Sarah stands in the middle of the crowd. Since she keeps thinking she sees Jareth all over the place, she thinks she's going insane and begins to rip out her hair and beat her head on various objects. )
Jareth #3: ......o_o
Mob of People: ......o_o
Director: This is SO not my day..
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( Rocks flatten entire city, along with everyone in it. )
Jareth #3: I'm FREE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Director: Dear god, save me..
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Sarah #7: * makes leap of faith, ends up landing on her head on some inverted staircase *
Director: .......... WHERE THE HELL IS MY COFFEE?!
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Jareth #3: I ask for so LITTLE. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything you want! Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and give me foot massages whenever I ask, and I will be your SLAVE!
Sarah #8: *stare *
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( Owl attacks Sarah, claws her eyes out, and flies away. )
Director: o_o;
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( Party goes on inside. Jareth/Owl sits outside staring. )
Jareth/Owl *glareplotsmitehate*
And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for that meddling dwarfandteenageranddogandbiguglyhairything! OOoooh!
Director: ........
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Well, that's it... I think those sucked. But, like last time, that's for you to decide.