There is a knock at the door and Eustace
opens it.The Leprechaun is there and
he is holding a gold pot.
Leprechaun: Hello sir, do
you happen to have a bathroom,
I drank to much tea , and there
wasn't anywhere nearby to stop.
Eustace: You should of just went
in your pants! Ho ho ha ha!
Leprechaun: Say your a funny
ol' lad.
Eustace: So, whats your point
shorty?
Leprechaun: How would you like to
swim in a pot of gold and release your
soul?
Eustace: Does it involve me getting
very rich!?
Leprechaun: Well..uh...sort..of
Eustace: Say no more stupid short
green leisure suit man! I'll do it!
Leprechaun: Ok, wait here I'll be back from the
bathroom in just a second.
The leprechaun sets down his pot of gold in which he
was holding and heads toward the bathroom Eustace looks at
the pot of gold.
Eustace: I can't wait until I get my hands on you! I'll be
rich and I'll get away from the stupid dog and my old
hag wife!
A voice then appears from the pot
Henry: Save me! Old man! Help!
My soul is under control of the
Leprechaun! Have you seen Muriel?
Eustace: Shut up! Your
disrupting my daydreams
of richness!
Leprechaun: Hey, don't talk
to him! Your not suppose
to know..of..that!
Eustace: Where's my money!
I want money! (pouts)
Leprechaun: Oh shut up
you whiny old farmer!
Eustace: Make me you
midgit freak with hideous
pilgrim shoes!
Leprechaun: Ta Ta baldy!
A ray of light shoots out of the pot
of gold Muriel bought and it graps
Eustace and traps him inside the pot
Eustace: What the heck is happening!
I am not bald!
Then Eustace has a quick flashback
scene...
Muriel: But Eustace, you are bald
Back to reality...
Eustace: Shut up Muriel!
From the other pot Henry
calls over to Eustace.
Henry: You know Muriel?
Eustace: Nope, never seen
her in me' life unless your talking
about my stupid wife. I consider her
my slave and not existant so in otherwords...
Nope, never heard of her!
The Leprechaun picks up both of the pots
and starts to leave, but he is exhausted from
driving from so far away so he takes a breif nap
on the couch
Courage & Muriel arrive home
Courage: Ahhhhhh!
Muriel: Oh my, its him! You gotta do
something Courage, I think he's already
got Eustace!
Courage goes on to his computer
and and searches for "how to get
rid of an evil leprechaun".
Computer: You want to
get rid of eleven day old
lasagna...throw it in the
garbage as soon as possible...
you twit.
Courage: No! an evil leprechaun!
Computer: You need to improve your
spelling, its very pathetic.
Courage: (mocking) Its pathethic! You twit!
nag! nag! nag!
Computer: Take it easy boy, I was just joking!
To get rid of your evil leprechaun you must find
some kind of bad luck and show it to him, or if
your really mad throw it on him. Try this, its one
of my favorite defeating-evil rituals!
The computer prints out a page of intructions
to get rid of the leprechaun.
Courage: Oh I almost forgot, what about Eustace
and Henry that are trapped in the gold pots?
Computer: Your on your own dog, I'm not sure
how the leprechaun came up with that one!
Muriel: Courage help me! He woke up and he's
about to put me in the gold pot! I'm cornered!
Come down stairs! Oh my! Ahhhhh!
opens it.The Leprechaun is there and
he is holding a gold pot.
Leprechaun: Hello sir, do
you happen to have a bathroom,
I drank to much tea , and there
wasn't anywhere nearby to stop.
Eustace: You should of just went
in your pants! Ho ho ha ha!
Leprechaun: Say your a funny
ol' lad.
Eustace: So, whats your point
shorty?
Leprechaun: How would you like to
swim in a pot of gold and release your
soul?
Eustace: Does it involve me getting
very rich!?
Leprechaun: Well..uh...sort..of
Eustace: Say no more stupid short
green leisure suit man! I'll do it!
Leprechaun: Ok, wait here I'll be back from the
bathroom in just a second.
The leprechaun sets down his pot of gold in which he
was holding and heads toward the bathroom Eustace looks at
the pot of gold.
Eustace: I can't wait until I get my hands on you! I'll be
rich and I'll get away from the stupid dog and my old
hag wife!
A voice then appears from the pot
Henry: Save me! Old man! Help!
My soul is under control of the
Leprechaun! Have you seen Muriel?
Eustace: Shut up! Your
disrupting my daydreams
of richness!
Leprechaun: Hey, don't talk
to him! Your not suppose
to know..of..that!
Eustace: Where's my money!
I want money! (pouts)
Leprechaun: Oh shut up
you whiny old farmer!
Eustace: Make me you
midgit freak with hideous
pilgrim shoes!
Leprechaun: Ta Ta baldy!
A ray of light shoots out of the pot
of gold Muriel bought and it graps
Eustace and traps him inside the pot
Eustace: What the heck is happening!
I am not bald!
Then Eustace has a quick flashback
scene...
Muriel: But Eustace, you are bald
Back to reality...
Eustace: Shut up Muriel!
From the other pot Henry
calls over to Eustace.
Henry: You know Muriel?
Eustace: Nope, never seen
her in me' life unless your talking
about my stupid wife. I consider her
my slave and not existant so in otherwords...
Nope, never heard of her!
The Leprechaun picks up both of the pots
and starts to leave, but he is exhausted from
driving from so far away so he takes a breif nap
on the couch
Courage & Muriel arrive home
Courage: Ahhhhhh!
Muriel: Oh my, its him! You gotta do
something Courage, I think he's already
got Eustace!
Courage goes on to his computer
and and searches for "how to get
rid of an evil leprechaun".
Computer: You want to
get rid of eleven day old
lasagna...throw it in the
garbage as soon as possible...
you twit.
Courage: No! an evil leprechaun!
Computer: You need to improve your
spelling, its very pathetic.
Courage: (mocking) Its pathethic! You twit!
nag! nag! nag!
Computer: Take it easy boy, I was just joking!
To get rid of your evil leprechaun you must find
some kind of bad luck and show it to him, or if
your really mad throw it on him. Try this, its one
of my favorite defeating-evil rituals!
The computer prints out a page of intructions
to get rid of the leprechaun.
Courage: Oh I almost forgot, what about Eustace
and Henry that are trapped in the gold pots?
Computer: Your on your own dog, I'm not sure
how the leprechaun came up with that one!
Muriel: Courage help me! He woke up and he's
about to put me in the gold pot! I'm cornered!
Come down stairs! Oh my! Ahhhhh!