We want to point out that Leelee23 had the first idea for this in "Mines of Moria: The Musical", we are simply building off of it and are not stealing her idea, so don't forget to check out her story, it's cool. None of these characters are our own, and they all belong to J. R. R. Tolkien. Thanks man. The songs are none of our own creation; we simply changed the words to fit our story. Please R/R thanks peeps. Hopefully there will be more coming soon if you all like it.
For our own odd reasons all the remaining members of the fellowship are together and plagued with odd personality disorders.
Chapter 1
Frodo: Keeps loosing the Ring
Sam: Relates everything to food
Merry: Is a big faker
Pippin: Is possessed by Sauron
Aragorn: Won't stop singing
Gandalf: Has obsessive compulsive disorder
Legolas: (is not gay but) is slowly turning into a girl.
Gimli: Keeps repeating everyone else
Our story begins at the coming of the Battle at Helm's Deep. King Theoden is concocting a strategy with his army of men who have seen either too many winters or too few.
Theoden: "Ok. Men, you got that? Good! Any questions? "
A small boy raises his hand, "Where do we run if you call retreat?"
Theoden: "I won't call..."
Boy: "But if you do?"
Theoden sighs deeply: "Good God, I don't care where you run just don't run over there!" He points to a corner in which 8 odd men sit huddled close together.
The boy raises his hand again: "Why not?"
An elderly man smacks him on the back of the head and shouts "That's the fellowship, lad! It's no secret they're looney!!"
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Sam: "Ok guys, its easy as cherry pie, no, maybe apple. We know our enemy's weakness and we hit 'em where it hurts!
Aragorn: "Why'd you have to go and make it so complicated?"
Sam: "Gandalf, where are you going?"
Gandalf: "I'm going to wash my hands."
Gimli: "I'm going to wash my hands."
Sam: "You are too?"
Gimli: "You are too!"
Sam sighs and shakes his head. "Ok, we need to be as organized as an all- you-can-eat-buffet! To your positions! "
Pippin runs up to the fortress walls and shouts, "Come to me, my host! No, no! Stay there! Yes, come!"
Off to the side, Frodo groans, "Ohhhh no, I've lost it"
Legolas crouches down and says "Here's your" sweetly "mighty beautiful ring" He frantically tries to shake the thought of him as a woman out of his head as he tosses the ring to Frodo who misses, "Aww crap!"
All of a sudden in the deafening silence a small voice pipes up, "Here they come!"
When all eyes turn to Merry he smiles and says, "Gotcha, hehe"
An awful noise is heard quietly at first and then louder, at once it is recognized as singing and all attention is on Aragorn, "'Cause you know I'd kill 10, 000 orcs if I could just, see, you..... tonight! "
Theodan: "Here they come! At ready men! "
Pippin (holding his hand in the air): "It is finally mine again! Muwahahahaha!!! "
Frodo: "I'll take that, you thief, Pip!"
Pippin: "You rascal, give me my ring back! No Frodo, take it and run! Give it to me, runt!"
Frodo, walking away, "Jeez, Pip, you're odder than usual, ouch!"
He had tripped.
"Damn!" The ring was gone again.
Ten feet away Gimli shouts: "Damn!"
Merry: "What's wrong?" then shouts: "Oh my god! He's dieing!"
When everyone's attention is diverted he says, "Hee Hee, you're all so gullible."
Legolas pulls out his bow and shoots 4 orcs at once, hitting an orc for each arrow square in the forehead, "Yes I got 'em, ya dirty yrch! Oh, dear I broke a nail."
The leader of the Uruk Hai shouts something in Black Tongue and all of a sudden, Gimli shouts, "Charge! Kill the Humans!"
Everyone turns to regard him. He looks at them confused.
Merry: "He's half orc! He knows their speech!"
Merry has a laughing fit while Gimli is beaten into the ground.
Aragorn: "In the end, he really didn't matter."
Gandalf returns, sees the dirty, disgusting, germ-covered orcs, screeches and runs away.
Sam sticks his sword into the nearest orc and while staring at the corpse says, "You look like a raisin I ate last month."
Pippin: "I have it once again! No you don't, that's a ringmail link! What do you know, runt? Hey, it's not my fault you took over my body. Fine, you win!" He tosses the ring aside.
Frodo is crying into his hands, then he looks up at the sky exclaiming, "I can't believe I'll never find it again! Oh!" The ring, I mean link falls into his hands.
Pippin: "Gotcha, hahaha! Grrr, you little trickster!"
Merry: "Hey Pippin, stop stealing my quirk!"
Legolas (talking to a nearby elf): Ok so you just line up your shot and don't you just love my long blonde hair?"
Gandalf returns in the midst of the battle and walks by a fighting orc just long enough to witness his death. Black blood spatters all over his newly starched robes. He shrieks and runs away to the waterhole to wash his hands.
So did you like it? If you did then more will be coming soon, but make sure we know you liked it, review this story! Yes, now!
For our own odd reasons all the remaining members of the fellowship are together and plagued with odd personality disorders.
Chapter 1
Frodo: Keeps loosing the Ring
Sam: Relates everything to food
Merry: Is a big faker
Pippin: Is possessed by Sauron
Aragorn: Won't stop singing
Gandalf: Has obsessive compulsive disorder
Legolas: (is not gay but) is slowly turning into a girl.
Gimli: Keeps repeating everyone else
Our story begins at the coming of the Battle at Helm's Deep. King Theoden is concocting a strategy with his army of men who have seen either too many winters or too few.
Theoden: "Ok. Men, you got that? Good! Any questions? "
A small boy raises his hand, "Where do we run if you call retreat?"
Theoden: "I won't call..."
Boy: "But if you do?"
Theoden sighs deeply: "Good God, I don't care where you run just don't run over there!" He points to a corner in which 8 odd men sit huddled close together.
The boy raises his hand again: "Why not?"
An elderly man smacks him on the back of the head and shouts "That's the fellowship, lad! It's no secret they're looney!!"
-------------------------------------------------------------------- ------- -----
Sam: "Ok guys, its easy as cherry pie, no, maybe apple. We know our enemy's weakness and we hit 'em where it hurts!
Aragorn: "Why'd you have to go and make it so complicated?"
Sam: "Gandalf, where are you going?"
Gandalf: "I'm going to wash my hands."
Gimli: "I'm going to wash my hands."
Sam: "You are too?"
Gimli: "You are too!"
Sam sighs and shakes his head. "Ok, we need to be as organized as an all- you-can-eat-buffet! To your positions! "
Pippin runs up to the fortress walls and shouts, "Come to me, my host! No, no! Stay there! Yes, come!"
Off to the side, Frodo groans, "Ohhhh no, I've lost it"
Legolas crouches down and says "Here's your" sweetly "mighty beautiful ring" He frantically tries to shake the thought of him as a woman out of his head as he tosses the ring to Frodo who misses, "Aww crap!"
All of a sudden in the deafening silence a small voice pipes up, "Here they come!"
When all eyes turn to Merry he smiles and says, "Gotcha, hehe"
An awful noise is heard quietly at first and then louder, at once it is recognized as singing and all attention is on Aragorn, "'Cause you know I'd kill 10, 000 orcs if I could just, see, you..... tonight! "
Theodan: "Here they come! At ready men! "
Pippin (holding his hand in the air): "It is finally mine again! Muwahahahaha!!! "
Frodo: "I'll take that, you thief, Pip!"
Pippin: "You rascal, give me my ring back! No Frodo, take it and run! Give it to me, runt!"
Frodo, walking away, "Jeez, Pip, you're odder than usual, ouch!"
He had tripped.
"Damn!" The ring was gone again.
Ten feet away Gimli shouts: "Damn!"
Merry: "What's wrong?" then shouts: "Oh my god! He's dieing!"
When everyone's attention is diverted he says, "Hee Hee, you're all so gullible."
Legolas pulls out his bow and shoots 4 orcs at once, hitting an orc for each arrow square in the forehead, "Yes I got 'em, ya dirty yrch! Oh, dear I broke a nail."
The leader of the Uruk Hai shouts something in Black Tongue and all of a sudden, Gimli shouts, "Charge! Kill the Humans!"
Everyone turns to regard him. He looks at them confused.
Merry: "He's half orc! He knows their speech!"
Merry has a laughing fit while Gimli is beaten into the ground.
Aragorn: "In the end, he really didn't matter."
Gandalf returns, sees the dirty, disgusting, germ-covered orcs, screeches and runs away.
Sam sticks his sword into the nearest orc and while staring at the corpse says, "You look like a raisin I ate last month."
Pippin: "I have it once again! No you don't, that's a ringmail link! What do you know, runt? Hey, it's not my fault you took over my body. Fine, you win!" He tosses the ring aside.
Frodo is crying into his hands, then he looks up at the sky exclaiming, "I can't believe I'll never find it again! Oh!" The ring, I mean link falls into his hands.
Pippin: "Gotcha, hahaha! Grrr, you little trickster!"
Merry: "Hey Pippin, stop stealing my quirk!"
Legolas (talking to a nearby elf): Ok so you just line up your shot and don't you just love my long blonde hair?"
Gandalf returns in the midst of the battle and walks by a fighting orc just long enough to witness his death. Black blood spatters all over his newly starched robes. He shrieks and runs away to the waterhole to wash his hands.
So did you like it? If you did then more will be coming soon, but make sure we know you liked it, review this story! Yes, now!