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Theodan called a retreat after all hope seems lost. You could barely make out a small boy sticking his tongue out at the fleeing king. Almost every man and elf alike ran to the cover of the caverns. All except the fellowship - they are all completely oblivious to everything around them. Most others are likewise ignoring them except for the occational orc who will throw himself into their midst only to be struck down by Aragorn's horrorful voice and Gimli's echoing howl of the songs.
All of a sudden, one of the Uruk-Hai managed to snatch up a very unsuspecting Sam who imeadiatly began beating him with his frying pan shouting "Put me down, you great prune!"
Merry cups his hands around his mouth and points into the distance "Oh! Look! Here come Sauron!"
At that point the orc-goblin dropped Sam to the cold, hard ground with a thud and hid in a large crevice in the wall.
Sam begind brushing himself off "Thanks man"
Merry looks confused "I didn't do anything"
Pippin flys into an outrage while screaming, "What do you mean 'comes'?!?! I'm already here!!"
Aragorn begins cutting into the thick of the army signing, "I feel so alive! For the very first time, I can deny you! and for the very first time, I think I can fly!"
Merry picks up on what he says and begins to encourage him, "You can Aragorn! Go! Be free!"
Hearing this, Aragorn throws himself from the wall of Helm's Deep.
Sam gasps, "You fool, Brandybuck! He's probably as flat as a pancake by now!"
Frodo butts in, "Yeah, Merry, ou have some nerve trying to kill our only hope in this war."
Merry says pointdly, "You've lost it again."
Frodod exclaimes, "Oh my God!" and then faints, comeletely worn out from crawling on the ground.
Pippin walks by and snatches something from Frodo's hand, "Thank you!"
Legolas had been wandering around looking for soemthing to kill and mutilate when he stumbeled apon Gandalf sitting at the waterhole running his hands back and forth under the surface of the water.
The elf began to scan him up and down, looking for flaws, "My, your a cleanly fellow" he remarked as he took a dagger from his boot and threw it over his shoulder, gutting a fast approaching orc.
Gandalf looks up at him and replies, "I do not know or wish to what your interest is but we are trying to win a battle here!"
Legolas is taken aback as his face slowly turns to that of sheer heartbreak.
A simple, "Good-bye" was heard as Gimli added his two cents worth.
Gandalf looked at him puzzeled, "I didn't say that"
Legolas began to sniffle, "You were thinking it!" At that he ran off to find comfort in his new collection of Teddy Bears.
A haggard Aragorn manages to make his way back up the wall and stood there looking for Merry.
Merry begins to sqeal and manages to call for help, "Please! He's gonna kill me!"
Frodo forces a laugh, "Yeah right, Merry, just like Sauron comming, Gimli speaking Black Tongue, and Me loosing the ring? is this all a big game to you?"
Merry tried to defend himself, "But... but... you really did loose the ring!"
Gandalf doesn't look amused either, "Yeah, and I have obsesive compulsive disorder."
Legolas sticks his nose in the air and give Gandalf the cold shoulder, "You do."
Gimli pipes in, "You do."
Gandalf looks very preturbed by now, "What is this, Pick On Gandalf Day???"
Merry can't resist before he adds, "Always has been." Realizing his mistake he slaps his hands over his mouth while jumping a low swing by Aragorn who wont stop singing songs of death and distruction.
Frodo gets up off the floor, check his pockets and then shouts, "PEREGRIN!!"
Pippin looks up, "What?" and then his voice vills with malice, "You can't ahve it, itsss mine, my precioussss....."
Sam realized whats going on and shouts, "Pippin is possessed by that string cheese looking fellow, Gollum!!"
Pippin exclaims, "No its Sau.... SOmeone finally sees the truth, don't they?" He then punched himself in the other arm. "No, Sam, don't believe him!"
Sam looks disgusted and then concludes, "No, maybe your just weird." He rolls his eyes and walks away.
Aragorn begins to sing wiht a very melancholy voice,
"Are you aware of how you make us feel, Merry?
Right now we feel invisible to you, like we're not, ra-ee-a-ee-l.
Didn't you see us welcome you to this, Fellowshi-e-ip?
Why'd you turn away? Here's what we have to say,
We were left to fight there,
Waiting outside there,
Stabbing at the thin air,
Thats when we dicided
Why. Should we caaaaare?
'Cause you weren't there,
Theoden's scared,
We were so alone!
You! You need to listen!
We're starting to flip,
We're letting you slip,
Now your in this thing alone."
And with that they pitched him over the wall.
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Theodan called a retreat after all hope seems lost. You could barely make out a small boy sticking his tongue out at the fleeing king. Almost every man and elf alike ran to the cover of the caverns. All except the fellowship - they are all completely oblivious to everything around them. Most others are likewise ignoring them except for the occational orc who will throw himself into their midst only to be struck down by Aragorn's horrorful voice and Gimli's echoing howl of the songs.
All of a sudden, one of the Uruk-Hai managed to snatch up a very unsuspecting Sam who imeadiatly began beating him with his frying pan shouting "Put me down, you great prune!"
Merry cups his hands around his mouth and points into the distance "Oh! Look! Here come Sauron!"
At that point the orc-goblin dropped Sam to the cold, hard ground with a thud and hid in a large crevice in the wall.
Sam begind brushing himself off "Thanks man"
Merry looks confused "I didn't do anything"
Pippin flys into an outrage while screaming, "What do you mean 'comes'?!?! I'm already here!!"
Aragorn begins cutting into the thick of the army signing, "I feel so alive! For the very first time, I can deny you! and for the very first time, I think I can fly!"
Merry picks up on what he says and begins to encourage him, "You can Aragorn! Go! Be free!"
Hearing this, Aragorn throws himself from the wall of Helm's Deep.
Sam gasps, "You fool, Brandybuck! He's probably as flat as a pancake by now!"
Frodo butts in, "Yeah, Merry, ou have some nerve trying to kill our only hope in this war."
Merry says pointdly, "You've lost it again."
Frodod exclaimes, "Oh my God!" and then faints, comeletely worn out from crawling on the ground.
Pippin walks by and snatches something from Frodo's hand, "Thank you!"
Legolas had been wandering around looking for soemthing to kill and mutilate when he stumbeled apon Gandalf sitting at the waterhole running his hands back and forth under the surface of the water.
The elf began to scan him up and down, looking for flaws, "My, your a cleanly fellow" he remarked as he took a dagger from his boot and threw it over his shoulder, gutting a fast approaching orc.
Gandalf looks up at him and replies, "I do not know or wish to what your interest is but we are trying to win a battle here!"
Legolas is taken aback as his face slowly turns to that of sheer heartbreak.
A simple, "Good-bye" was heard as Gimli added his two cents worth.
Gandalf looked at him puzzeled, "I didn't say that"
Legolas began to sniffle, "You were thinking it!" At that he ran off to find comfort in his new collection of Teddy Bears.
A haggard Aragorn manages to make his way back up the wall and stood there looking for Merry.
Merry begins to sqeal and manages to call for help, "Please! He's gonna kill me!"
Frodo forces a laugh, "Yeah right, Merry, just like Sauron comming, Gimli speaking Black Tongue, and Me loosing the ring? is this all a big game to you?"
Merry tried to defend himself, "But... but... you really did loose the ring!"
Gandalf doesn't look amused either, "Yeah, and I have obsesive compulsive disorder."
Legolas sticks his nose in the air and give Gandalf the cold shoulder, "You do."
Gimli pipes in, "You do."
Gandalf looks very preturbed by now, "What is this, Pick On Gandalf Day???"
Merry can't resist before he adds, "Always has been." Realizing his mistake he slaps his hands over his mouth while jumping a low swing by Aragorn who wont stop singing songs of death and distruction.
Frodo gets up off the floor, check his pockets and then shouts, "PEREGRIN!!"
Pippin looks up, "What?" and then his voice vills with malice, "You can't ahve it, itsss mine, my precioussss....."
Sam realized whats going on and shouts, "Pippin is possessed by that string cheese looking fellow, Gollum!!"
Pippin exclaims, "No its Sau.... SOmeone finally sees the truth, don't they?" He then punched himself in the other arm. "No, Sam, don't believe him!"
Sam looks disgusted and then concludes, "No, maybe your just weird." He rolls his eyes and walks away.
Aragorn begins to sing wiht a very melancholy voice,
"Are you aware of how you make us feel, Merry?
Right now we feel invisible to you, like we're not, ra-ee-a-ee-l.
Didn't you see us welcome you to this, Fellowshi-e-ip?
Why'd you turn away? Here's what we have to say,
We were left to fight there,
Waiting outside there,
Stabbing at the thin air,
Thats when we dicided
Why. Should we caaaaare?
'Cause you weren't there,
Theoden's scared,
We were so alone!
You! You need to listen!
We're starting to flip,
We're letting you slip,
Now your in this thing alone."
And with that they pitched him over the wall.
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Hope you enjoyed more coming soon! Please Review this. Thanks! Cheers:)