Ok, second attempt. I'm not gonna say the disclaimer crap again 'cause that
would just be boring. And a special thanks to Crystal Illusion, my first
reviewer *tear*. Now on with the fic!
It was a week after arriving at Hogwarts and everything seemed normal again but then...
"Aaarrrrrrgggggghhhh! Oranges! Get away, GET AWAY!" Lavender screamed at the breakfast table.
Everybody just looked at where she was pointing; the bowl of oranges were just sitting quietly, being orange and just minding their own business. Then, Lavender's friends joined in, freaking out about the quiet little oranges. They ran out of the Great Hall, repeating "The COCO is going to attack! The COCO is going to attack!" All of the houses were confused and weren't really sure what happened, except Slytherin who just laughed (A/N: Some of Lavender's friends are in Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw). For some reason the teachers didn't seem to notice so some of the students snuck back to their common rooms before class.
"What was that about?" Hermione asked Parvati and Lavender after they calmed down.
"How could you not know?" Parvati asked back. "The COCO is going to attack if we don't get rid of them!"
"COCO?" Harry asked.
"Conspiring Oranges Cult-like Operation." Lavender said with a quiver on her voice. "They'll.they'll." Then she cried into Parvati's shoulder.
"They'll try to lure us into their cult. If we don't we don't give in to them they'll attack." Parvati said calmly.
"But theyre just oranges." Hermione protested.
"Oh don't be deceived by their orange appeaarence." Parvati warned. "They can make us slip on their juice, be addicted with their sweet flavour, even gag us with that coating they have. If your not careful they'll get you, too!" And with that Parvati stormed off with a sobbing Lavender.
"That was beyond weird." Ron said as they walked down the main corridor. "I mean, I knew Lavender and Parvati were crazy but, that was just plain mad."
"That's because they are." A somewhat familiar voice said. The trio turned and saw the girl from the train leaning against the wall.
"What?" Harry asked.
"Some of the students are going crazy." She said. "Why, you ask? I don't know, it just happens. Now if I were you I'd get away from the middle of the corridor. Dumbledore has a skateboard."
"A skateboard?" The three asked. Then a distant "Weeeeeee" was heard and was getting louder. They looked up the corridor and couldn't believe it.
Dumbledore was sitting on a skateboard and zooming down the corridor.
The three backed up and saw a hint of glee on the headmaster's face as he went past. They exchanged glances and decided to just keep walking.
Now was that weird or what! Please review, because then I have more inspiration to write.
It was a week after arriving at Hogwarts and everything seemed normal again but then...
"Aaarrrrrrgggggghhhh! Oranges! Get away, GET AWAY!" Lavender screamed at the breakfast table.
Everybody just looked at where she was pointing; the bowl of oranges were just sitting quietly, being orange and just minding their own business. Then, Lavender's friends joined in, freaking out about the quiet little oranges. They ran out of the Great Hall, repeating "The COCO is going to attack! The COCO is going to attack!" All of the houses were confused and weren't really sure what happened, except Slytherin who just laughed (A/N: Some of Lavender's friends are in Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw). For some reason the teachers didn't seem to notice so some of the students snuck back to their common rooms before class.
"What was that about?" Hermione asked Parvati and Lavender after they calmed down.
"How could you not know?" Parvati asked back. "The COCO is going to attack if we don't get rid of them!"
"COCO?" Harry asked.
"Conspiring Oranges Cult-like Operation." Lavender said with a quiver on her voice. "They'll.they'll." Then she cried into Parvati's shoulder.
"They'll try to lure us into their cult. If we don't we don't give in to them they'll attack." Parvati said calmly.
"But theyre just oranges." Hermione protested.
"Oh don't be deceived by their orange appeaarence." Parvati warned. "They can make us slip on their juice, be addicted with their sweet flavour, even gag us with that coating they have. If your not careful they'll get you, too!" And with that Parvati stormed off with a sobbing Lavender.
"That was beyond weird." Ron said as they walked down the main corridor. "I mean, I knew Lavender and Parvati were crazy but, that was just plain mad."
"That's because they are." A somewhat familiar voice said. The trio turned and saw the girl from the train leaning against the wall.
"What?" Harry asked.
"Some of the students are going crazy." She said. "Why, you ask? I don't know, it just happens. Now if I were you I'd get away from the middle of the corridor. Dumbledore has a skateboard."
"A skateboard?" The three asked. Then a distant "Weeeeeee" was heard and was getting louder. They looked up the corridor and couldn't believe it.
Dumbledore was sitting on a skateboard and zooming down the corridor.
The three backed up and saw a hint of glee on the headmaster's face as he went past. They exchanged glances and decided to just keep walking.
Now was that weird or what! Please review, because then I have more inspiration to write.