Third chapter (Finally!). A special thanks to evol norgara for giving me
the motivation to write again. The rating had to change because of the
subject matter and stuff. I own nothing. NOTHING! Even my dad says I own
nothing. Except the plot. HA!
"I really want to know what's going on." Ron said looking around nervously as he ate his toast (more like ripped and left on the table).
"We all do. Its just too hard to target." Hermione replied.
"Hark! Did I just hear Hermione say something was too hard?" Harry said.
Just as Hermione was about to throw one of her looks Fred and George came in, laughing hysterically.
"Hey dude, wanna try some Tang?" Fred said with a look of giddiness in his face.
"It's great fun! Look, a duck!" George said laughing yet some more.
"What are you talking about?" Harry and Hermione said.
"Is this another joke food?" asked Ron.
"No, that girl over there gave some to us." Said George; pointing to the girl they met on the train. "Damn!" George exclaimed. "The powder won't stay on my wrist!"
"You mean Uh-Oh?" Ron said. Harry and Hermione just looked at him. "Well, I don't think we'll actually get to know her name, so it's just easier." Hermione was about to protest, but Harry whispered "We've got bigger problems right now."
"But, what's with the Tang?" Ron said.
"You snort it. Haha, cucumber!" Fred replied . "You WHAT?" The three exclaimed all together.
"Snort it. Like this." and George put a line of the powder on his hand and sniffed it up his nose. "Its FUN! Ow, ow, ow."
"Of course you can smoke it, but snorting has a faster high! Haha, flying yellow pigs. So what do you say? Orange or Cherry?" said Fred.
"Um, no thanks. Just as long as you're not on acid." Hermione said tensely.
"Hey, if I were on acid I'd be seeing colourful obj.Oh dear. Heehee, Tang dealer! Hey, Fred! You're a Tang dealer!" George said in a daze. And the twins left. Harry, Ron and Hermione looked over at Uh-Oh as they called her. She was just sitting, eating, minding her own business. However, she was frequently looking around the Great Hall, like she was paranoid.
"Something's up," Ron said. "And she has something to do with it.
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As Harry, Ron and Hermione sat down in Charms, they noticed Seamus wasn't around.
"He's in detention." Neville said.
"Why?" Harry asked.
"Are you sure you want to know? It's really disgusting."
With uneasy glances, they nodded.
"Well, replace the 'de' from 'detention' what do you get?"
"Attention." said Hermione (of course).
"Exactly. And how do you get attention?" Neville asked.
"Do something really great or something stupid." Ron replied.
"So Seamus did something really stupid." Neville said chuckling.
"This would be the really gross thing, wouldn't it?" Hermione said uneasily.
Neville was dying of trying to keep his laughter quiet, but nodded.
"What did he do?"
"Well," Neville finally calmed down, "he took a plastic bag and he.he." Neville broke out in laughter again.
"Aw, for Merlin's sake, just say it, Neville!" Ron was impatient.
"I'll whisper it to you." And Neville whispered "Hechrntn!"
"He what? We couldn't hear you." Hermione said.
"HE SHIT IN IT, ALRIGHT?!" Neville shouted. All three of them wore looks of pure disgust and astonishment on their faces. "And that's just the half of it." Neville said quieter. "He then went into the Muggle Studies classroom, and there's a microwave in there so he-"
"I can't hear this." Hermione walked off.
"Well, he," Neville continued. "He put the bag of shit in the microwave..and.zapped it."
Harry and Ron just stared wide-eyed. "Wh.why.why.."
"Beats me. Oh, and another thing. He turned himself in to be 'noble'."
Puzzled silence filled the air until Uh-Oh piped up and said "I never should have given them that Tang!"
Yes, that was sick and twisted and weird but there's a reason I put that in and the only way you'll find out is if you keep reviewing so I can keep writing and have more weird things going on a Hogwarts. And by the way, if you were totally grossed out by this, this will probably be the only really disgusting chapter in this story. So review!
"I really want to know what's going on." Ron said looking around nervously as he ate his toast (more like ripped and left on the table).
"We all do. Its just too hard to target." Hermione replied.
"Hark! Did I just hear Hermione say something was too hard?" Harry said.
Just as Hermione was about to throw one of her looks Fred and George came in, laughing hysterically.
"Hey dude, wanna try some Tang?" Fred said with a look of giddiness in his face.
"It's great fun! Look, a duck!" George said laughing yet some more.
"What are you talking about?" Harry and Hermione said.
"Is this another joke food?" asked Ron.
"No, that girl over there gave some to us." Said George; pointing to the girl they met on the train. "Damn!" George exclaimed. "The powder won't stay on my wrist!"
"You mean Uh-Oh?" Ron said. Harry and Hermione just looked at him. "Well, I don't think we'll actually get to know her name, so it's just easier." Hermione was about to protest, but Harry whispered "We've got bigger problems right now."
"But, what's with the Tang?" Ron said.
"You snort it. Haha, cucumber!" Fred replied . "You WHAT?" The three exclaimed all together.
"Snort it. Like this." and George put a line of the powder on his hand and sniffed it up his nose. "Its FUN! Ow, ow, ow."
"Of course you can smoke it, but snorting has a faster high! Haha, flying yellow pigs. So what do you say? Orange or Cherry?" said Fred.
"Um, no thanks. Just as long as you're not on acid." Hermione said tensely.
"Hey, if I were on acid I'd be seeing colourful obj.Oh dear. Heehee, Tang dealer! Hey, Fred! You're a Tang dealer!" George said in a daze. And the twins left. Harry, Ron and Hermione looked over at Uh-Oh as they called her. She was just sitting, eating, minding her own business. However, she was frequently looking around the Great Hall, like she was paranoid.
"Something's up," Ron said. "And she has something to do with it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As Harry, Ron and Hermione sat down in Charms, they noticed Seamus wasn't around.
"He's in detention." Neville said.
"Why?" Harry asked.
"Are you sure you want to know? It's really disgusting."
With uneasy glances, they nodded.
"Well, replace the 'de' from 'detention' what do you get?"
"Attention." said Hermione (of course).
"Exactly. And how do you get attention?" Neville asked.
"Do something really great or something stupid." Ron replied.
"So Seamus did something really stupid." Neville said chuckling.
"This would be the really gross thing, wouldn't it?" Hermione said uneasily.
Neville was dying of trying to keep his laughter quiet, but nodded.
"What did he do?"
"Well," Neville finally calmed down, "he took a plastic bag and he.he." Neville broke out in laughter again.
"Aw, for Merlin's sake, just say it, Neville!" Ron was impatient.
"I'll whisper it to you." And Neville whispered "Hechrntn!"
"He what? We couldn't hear you." Hermione said.
"HE SHIT IN IT, ALRIGHT?!" Neville shouted. All three of them wore looks of pure disgust and astonishment on their faces. "And that's just the half of it." Neville said quieter. "He then went into the Muggle Studies classroom, and there's a microwave in there so he-"
"I can't hear this." Hermione walked off.
"Well, he," Neville continued. "He put the bag of shit in the microwave..and.zapped it."
Harry and Ron just stared wide-eyed. "Wh.why.why.."
"Beats me. Oh, and another thing. He turned himself in to be 'noble'."
Puzzled silence filled the air until Uh-Oh piped up and said "I never should have given them that Tang!"
Yes, that was sick and twisted and weird but there's a reason I put that in and the only way you'll find out is if you keep reviewing so I can keep writing and have more weird things going on a Hogwarts. And by the way, if you were totally grossed out by this, this will probably be the only really disgusting chapter in this story. So review!