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James and Lily

Chapter Four: Hexing the Slytherins; INTO GIRLS???

James lay on his bed thinking about the ball. Dumbledore had said that this year he was letting all the grades go. But should he go? He thought it over. No, I won't go. He thought. He'd be better off hexing the common rooms. Yes, it was a perfect night to hex the Slytherins common room. James knew that every single person would be at the ball that night. He would even be able to hex the dorms. Suddenly, the door burst open and Sirius and Remus came trampling in.

"Yo, James. I just got a date for the ball. Asked her straight out. I knew it was a little too early to begin date hunting, but Bella said yes. I was so thrilled! So, James, boy, who are you planning to take? Lily Evans?" Sirius asked with a mischievous eye. James shook his head. "Nope. Of course not Lily Evans! I mean she's got a bad temper. And anyway, I'm not going to the ball. I decided it would be a lot more fun to go hexing the Slytherins." Sirius looked horrified. "WHAT? James Potter, not going to the BALL!? Oh no, he must be terribly sick! Call St. Mungo's! We've got a brain washed brat here! HELP!" Sirius exclaimed.

"Gosh, Sirius, you don't have to be exaggerating. Anyway, I reckon no one would want to go to the ball with me, so I guess I'll stay with James." Sirius looked even more panicky. "Oh no! Two brats for St. Mungo's!" Remus kicked him.

"Ow! Ok, ok. But please, why can't you come too, I'll be so lonely! And Remus, you can take. Maria! Yeah! You guys would be a wonderful pair! And James, if you don't want to go with Lily, go with. um, Brittany! Yeah! She's got a beautiful body style and a pretty smile. Isn't that what you care about?" He joked.

James frowned harder. "No way! I hate Brittany. She's a stuck up, no good brat! All she cares about is whom she'll date! Better Lily then Brittany." James snapped and gave Sirius a death stare and an I-win-I-will-not-listen- to-you-so-give-up stare. Sirius got the message and his eyes darted to Remus.

"Oh pretty please, go to the ball with Maria or something. Please! I'm desperate! After the ball, you can torture me so please go!" cried Sirius, pleading on his knees.

Remus shook his head. "Nah. I can't dance anyway, and hexing the Slytherin common room sounds much more fun!" Sirius finally gave up but asked them one thing: "Can you take a picture of the common room after you hex it? I'd love to see the picture." They nodded and began plotting paint hexes.



***Lily and the Girls at the Dorms***



"Hmm. So how should we get back at the Slytherins and the trouble making trio?" asked Lily.

Bella waved a hand. "Forget about Slytherins. Sirry told me that James and Remus are plotting on hexing up the Slytherin common room with pink and turn the Slytherins into girls wearing pink robes the day before the ball. Said that they're going to put a one week timer on them."

Maria raised an eyebrow. "Sirry?" Bella turned bright red and answered, "Oh, he's just asked me out for the ball and a trip to Hogsmeade."

Lily's eyes danced around. "Ooh. Looks like someone's in looove!" Bella turned even more bright red. "Cut it out, you guys. And anyway, who are you guys planning to take?"

"I plan to take James." Said a voice behind them. They all jumped a mile and turned around. It was Brittany. "I know he'll take me. I mean, I am the prettiest girl in Hogwarts. He won't be able to refuse me. I just know he'll say yes. Or maybe he'll even ask ME." She said with a triumph smile.

"Oh, really? Sirry said James and Remus weren't going to the ball." Said Bella coolly. We silently cheered her on. "Oh really? James will probably change his mind when I ask him. He won't stand a chance."

"Prove it." Said a small voice. It was Maria. Everyone stared at her. Maria never spoke to Brittany because of her shyness. Brittany's face broke into an evil smile. "Sure. I'll ask him right out. Right now. You guys just watch me go up and ask him. He'll be surprised and thrilled, I suppose."

Lily began to panic. She knew she despised him, but at the same time she didn't want James taking anyone to the ball. She'd just have to trust James on that now, because Brittany was walking up to James, who was talking with Sirius and Remus, surrounded by stacks of books. She tapped James shoulders. James whirled around and frowned.

Man, not her. She's probably planning to ask me out. Right when I was on the chapter about sex changing! Brittany cleared her throat and smiled sweetly to him. "Hi Jamsie! So, I suppose you're totally flabbergasted about taking me to the ball. You're sure to be the envy of all boys when you enter the Great Hall." She said, and tried to kiss him in the cheeks.

Lily watched terrifyingly, as Brittany tried to kiss James. But to her surprise, James pushed her off and sneered at her with a huge frown, "Who'd want to take you? Will you mind, I'm busy studying. I'm not going to the ball anyway. If I was, then I'll ask someone more decent then you." Brittany paled and stormed away, her eyes filled with tears.

"Ooh. James, you've done it for sure." Said an overjoyed Sirius. James sneered back at him, "Who cares about the stuck up brat? I mean, she tried to KISS me!"

Remus looked Surprised. "James Potter, insult and hurt a girl? Impossible!" He cried. Sirius slapped him on the back. "James, you've finally agreed to offend girls and make them cry!" James shot a death glare at them and continued reading. He suddenly came across a sex-changing chapter. He silently read the passage.

Sex changing has been a popular curse during the 1800's for revenge against their enemies. But at the year 1900 when Kau Humphrey discovered a book full of prank curses, the sex changing spell's popularity instantly died down. Very few know about the sex-changing curse. In Asia and Australia, the sex-changing curse is illegal to all wizard and witches. There, people caught doing the sex changing curses are sentenced 2 months at Azkaban. The sex-changing curse is not widely known among witches and wizards, and very few books explain it. The curse is a very advanced magic, and the level is way beyond the N.E.W.T.s. The spell that does the sex-changing curse is very complicated, but those who are good at Transfiguration well achieve this. Pointing the wand at the victim with only the spell in mind does the spell. Then, you must chant these words:

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good, And I solemnly swear that I will suffer the consequences, And I solemnly swear that I hate my victim, So now I am ready to change the enemy, Into a filthy, stupid male/female, For one whole minute/hour/day/week/month/year, Wearing the colors of their dreaded colors!

After chanting this word, you must wait one minute. Then you must twirl your wand, the point of the wand still facing the victim. Then the process is complete. Warning: We guarantee no safety. You must chant these words clearly and slowly, or they might end up like Mifery Mill, who turned into a female forever, or like Giraldy Tikes, who turned into both a female and male forever. So, like we said before, we guarantee no safety. Note: To change a group of enemies into male/females, the chant is converted to this:

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good, And I solemnly swear that I will suffer the consequences, And I solemnly swear that I hate my victims, So now I am ready to change all my enemies in this room, Into filthy, stupid male/females, For one whole minute/hour/day/week/month/year, Wearing the colors of their dreaded colors!

James grinned. He was very good at Transfiguration. That was a very big plus. He copied the chant on a piece of paper. He called to Sirius and Remus, who were looking up sex-changing as well. "Guys, I think I found the solution to the sex-changing."

They craned their necks to get a better look at the page and read it. Their eyes became wide. "Wow, James. Awesome. You know what? I think that you should do the honors. I mean, I stink at Transfiguration, and you are, like, as good as McGongall at Transfiguration." Said Remus.

Sirius said, "James, I think you should practice it on something like a cat." They all eyed Melvin the male cat, who was purring on the sofa. Sirius lunged for Melvin as Melvin tried to slip away. He began to bite and screech, but Sirius had a firmer grip. He cursed Melvin so that he wouldn't wake up until Sirius clapped, and James got to position.

James took a deep breath and raised his wand. He pointed it at Melvin sturdily, thinking only about changing sexes. He took another deep breath and muttered,

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good, And I solemnly swear that I will suffer the consequences, And I solemnly swear that I hate my victim, So now I am ready to change the enemy, Into a filthy, stupid female, For one whole minute, Wearing the colors of their dreaded colors!"

He patiently waited for a minute to pass, not moving his wand out of position one bit. A minute passed, and James twirled his wand, the tip of his wand still pointing at Melvin. Suddenly, Melvin's body became a little bit smaller and his whiskers shrunk a little. His eyes grew lashes and his body was turning into a deep, mucky purple.

They all held their breaths. "So, Melvin dreads the color of Purple. Awesome, James! I can't wait to see the Slytherins in pink with long hair! Woo hoo!" cried Sirius in excitement. James held up a hand. "No, not yet, Sirius. The process isn't complete yet. We have to wait and see if Melvin will turn back into a male.

They waited another minute and Melvin's body turned larger, his whiskers became longer, his eyelashes disappeared, and he returned into his normal color, light brown. Sirius clapped and Melvin woke up. He made a dash to the girls' dorms and disappeared. Sirius shrugged. "Guess he wasn't thrilled to be cursed."

James was happy altogether. He was able to do the sex-changing curse perfectly! He couldn't wait to get his hands on Malfoy and the other Slytherins.



***Day Before the Ball***



James, Sirius and Remus were under James invisibility cloak. "Don't forget the swish and flick, Sirius. And don't forget to emphasize the 'Gar' in Garnem, ok?" hissed James at Sirius.

They soon got to the portrait for the Slytherin common room. "How do you know they haven't changed the password?" whispered Remus to James. James had followed Malfoy into the portrait to investigate where the common room was and the password.

"Don't worry, the Slytherins are too thick to change the password. Dad said that when he was at Hogwarts years ago, the password was pure blood. And when I went to investigate, it was still pure blood! See, they're too thick to even think out a new password!" hissed James.

James whispered to the portrait, "Pure Blood". The portrait creaked open and revealed a room that had silver wallpaper and squashy green sofas. Then, they quickly spotted the boys dorms. "Guys, I don't want you guys to become girls for a week so stay here and when I come back, you guys can enter and turn their clothing into pink, frilly muggle dresses with a lot of lace in them.

James took a deep breath and entered the dorms. All the Slytherins were sleeping peacefully. James raised his wand and whispered,

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good, And I solemnly swear that I will suffer the consequences, And I solemnly swear that I hate my victims, So now I am ready to change all my enemies in this room, Into filthy, stupid females, For one whole week, Wearing the colors of their dreaded colors!

He waited for a minute. Then, after a minute had passed, he twirled his wand with the tip still pointed at the Slytherins. Suddenly, all the Slytherins slowly grew long hair and their bodies were turning a little smaller and their breasts were developing. Malfoy had elegant long blonde hair and was wearing a red and gold colored nightgown with frilly laces on them.

Snape's hair became non-greasy and was turning into smooth hip long black hair. He was wearing a red and gold-checkered noodle strapped tank top that was nicely tucked in a pink mini skirt. All the others were turning into something like that too. James stifled a laugh and tip-toed out to the Slytherin common room.

He found Sirius and Remus sitting on one of the sofas. Sirius was swishing and flicking his wand. "Sirius, Remus, mission completed! You can go turn their clothes into pink ones muggle dresses. And try not to laugh." James whispered to them, and both nodded and headed towards the boys dorms.

James silently waited for them to return. He knew he had the spell right. What a laugh it would be tomorrow! The Slytherins might not go to the ball after all. Remus and Sirius came clambering down the stairs, choking and covering their mouths. James shushed them and they all ran back to the Gryffindor common room. There, they collapsed into some chairs and began laughing hysterically.

"Did you see Snape? He looked like a real girl!" roared Sirius, and James choked out, "And Malfoy! He looked like a female blonde and was advertising some gown!" They were so busy howling and choking with laughter, they didn't notice Lily coming in.

"And what is so funny?" demanded Lily, her hands on her hips. The trio looked startled at her. "W-what?" James stuttered. "I said, what's so funny? You haven't hexed the girls dorms again, have you?" she snapped at them.

"N-no, much more fu-" Remus stuffed his hand in Sirius's mouth and gave her an innocent smile. "No, Lily, we haven't done anything."

Lily sensed that they were hiding something. What on earth could have they done so that they're laughing this hard? She thought hard. "Well, you'll find out soon enough at breakfast tomorrow morning." Said James loftily and motioned the three to come along.

Lily stormed back to her dorm. What on earth is happening? Why did they have to keep it from her. Just in case, she rushed to the bathroom and checked her appearance. Nothing was wrong. She checked her back. Nothing was taped on her back. She finally gave up and went back to her bed.

She lay there for hours, wondering about what those trouble makers did this time and coming up with possible solutions. Painting a common room pink was not something to laugh about all night. She sighed and tried to get as much sleep as she could.

Meanwhile, James, Sirius and Remus were laughing quietly and talking softly so no other would wake up. "I can't believe we did that. I can't wait for breakfast tomorrow!" hissed Sirius excitedly. They all nodded and James told them, "We better go to sleep or else we won't be able to see the all new Slytherins!" They all fell asleep.

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