Chapter 4 is kind of short, sorry. And I did the last chapter because I
wanted to do that for a loooong time. Yes, evol norgora, clowns scare me
too but that's how the song ends. Filine15, even I don't know if this story
has a plot.
"Warning, warning," Ginny walked into the Great Hall and sat down. "Fred and George brought out the 'Classic Destroyer'"
"No," Said Ron, shaking his head, "NOOOO" and he started running around the Hall.
"What's the 'Classic Destroyer'?" Hermione asked.
"Well, when they were little, Fred and George bought a slingshot with their saved-up pocket money and they treasured it as if it were a baby." Ginny said. "They used to create all sorts of havoc with it until Mom threatened to throw it out. That's when it disappeared only to be seen rarely."
Ron returned, sitting and rocking back and forth. "It can't be here, it just can't!"
"Ron was hit in the head with it once, it traumatized him." Ginny whispered. Just then, the twins walked into the Great Hall smiling.
"Hello all." Said Fred
"Wonderful day, is it not?" Said George.
Very peculiar mood for the twins but no slingshot in sight. But after dinner and when the three went to the Common Room it started getting weird.
"Why did you do it? Not even we would do that!" George's voice exclaimed.
"That's just stupid." Said Fred.
As they came into view, Harry, Ron and Hermione saw that the twins were talking to a wall.
"What are you doing?" Harry asked.
The twins were startled, then they whispered to each other, then spoke. "You might as well know, 'cause you're going to find out anyway. Lee hit someone. With the slingshot."
Wide-eyed, Hermione asked "What do you mean?"
"Well, someone was flying by on a broom and Lee took a shot and nailed it. And ran."
"Is he okay?" "Lee is shaken up a bit, he's hiding right-"
"The flyer, I mean!"
"Oh yeah he's fine, just his broom is no longer a broom."
"Whoa, whoa, he's hiding?" Ron asked.
"Uh, yeah. Right behind this wall in fact."
"Thanks for hiding me guys!" Lee popped out of the wall.
"JOORRRRRDAAAANN!" McGonagall was coming.
"Run." George whispered, "Run." And Lee was gone.
"Where.is.he?" McGonagall asked through the thinnest lips Harry has ever seen.
"Not here." Said Fred calmly. McGonagall was holding her wand with rage. They were all sure that she would cast a spell to make him appear or squeeze her wand so much that it would explode, but, she just walked out of the Common room.
"I don't think I've ever seen her that angry before. Are you sure that was smart to tell him to run?" Hermione said.
"It wasn't smart, it was clever." Ron said, still looking at the door.
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"Funny shoe man?"
"Fishy cucumber?"
"Oh my gosh, a wall? What's with these?" Ron asked.
"They're Post-It notes, Ron." Hermione said "Little pieces of paper with adhesive on the other side so you can stick them somewhere."
"No kidding."
The Post-It notes were all over the place, even on some people who didn't bother to take them off. They had weird sayings on them too. Like 'High- kick ducks' and 'Bouncing spit'.
When the three walked into the Great Hall, practically half of it was neon colours.
"Gitter."
"Ham, not eggs or cheese."
"Baaaaaaa says Frank."
"Don't read this Post-It note."
"Hi guys!" It was Parvati and Lavender.
"Gah!" Ron said in horror.
"Whatcha doin'" said Lavender.
"We were going to eat dinner, but if you stick those on us we'll walk right out of here!" Hermione said.
"How did you know?!" Parvati said while wearing a look of pure shock and violation.
"The papers on your robes, in your hair, and in your hands are a dead givaway." Harry replied. While he said this Ron said "Hermione, this is dinner were talking about, DINNER!"
"Fine then, be normal." Parvati said as she and Lavender began to walk away. Then they ran up to the trio sticking "Moo" "Dumbledore Burgers" and "Sheep don't bounce" on them.
Harry, Ron and Hermione left the Great Hall and while walking down the corridor they saw Uh-Oh. She was looking at the walls and said, "I should have hid the Post-It notes."
"Warning, warning," Ginny walked into the Great Hall and sat down. "Fred and George brought out the 'Classic Destroyer'"
"No," Said Ron, shaking his head, "NOOOO" and he started running around the Hall.
"What's the 'Classic Destroyer'?" Hermione asked.
"Well, when they were little, Fred and George bought a slingshot with their saved-up pocket money and they treasured it as if it were a baby." Ginny said. "They used to create all sorts of havoc with it until Mom threatened to throw it out. That's when it disappeared only to be seen rarely."
Ron returned, sitting and rocking back and forth. "It can't be here, it just can't!"
"Ron was hit in the head with it once, it traumatized him." Ginny whispered. Just then, the twins walked into the Great Hall smiling.
"Hello all." Said Fred
"Wonderful day, is it not?" Said George.
Very peculiar mood for the twins but no slingshot in sight. But after dinner and when the three went to the Common Room it started getting weird.
"Why did you do it? Not even we would do that!" George's voice exclaimed.
"That's just stupid." Said Fred.
As they came into view, Harry, Ron and Hermione saw that the twins were talking to a wall.
"What are you doing?" Harry asked.
The twins were startled, then they whispered to each other, then spoke. "You might as well know, 'cause you're going to find out anyway. Lee hit someone. With the slingshot."
Wide-eyed, Hermione asked "What do you mean?"
"Well, someone was flying by on a broom and Lee took a shot and nailed it. And ran."
"Is he okay?" "Lee is shaken up a bit, he's hiding right-"
"The flyer, I mean!"
"Oh yeah he's fine, just his broom is no longer a broom."
"Whoa, whoa, he's hiding?" Ron asked.
"Uh, yeah. Right behind this wall in fact."
"Thanks for hiding me guys!" Lee popped out of the wall.
"JOORRRRRDAAAANN!" McGonagall was coming.
"Run." George whispered, "Run." And Lee was gone.
"Where.is.he?" McGonagall asked through the thinnest lips Harry has ever seen.
"Not here." Said Fred calmly. McGonagall was holding her wand with rage. They were all sure that she would cast a spell to make him appear or squeeze her wand so much that it would explode, but, she just walked out of the Common room.
"I don't think I've ever seen her that angry before. Are you sure that was smart to tell him to run?" Hermione said.
"It wasn't smart, it was clever." Ron said, still looking at the door.
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"Funny shoe man?"
"Fishy cucumber?"
"Oh my gosh, a wall? What's with these?" Ron asked.
"They're Post-It notes, Ron." Hermione said "Little pieces of paper with adhesive on the other side so you can stick them somewhere."
"No kidding."
The Post-It notes were all over the place, even on some people who didn't bother to take them off. They had weird sayings on them too. Like 'High- kick ducks' and 'Bouncing spit'.
When the three walked into the Great Hall, practically half of it was neon colours.
"Gitter."
"Ham, not eggs or cheese."
"Baaaaaaa says Frank."
"Don't read this Post-It note."
"Hi guys!" It was Parvati and Lavender.
"Gah!" Ron said in horror.
"Whatcha doin'" said Lavender.
"We were going to eat dinner, but if you stick those on us we'll walk right out of here!" Hermione said.
"How did you know?!" Parvati said while wearing a look of pure shock and violation.
"The papers on your robes, in your hair, and in your hands are a dead givaway." Harry replied. While he said this Ron said "Hermione, this is dinner were talking about, DINNER!"
"Fine then, be normal." Parvati said as she and Lavender began to walk away. Then they ran up to the trio sticking "Moo" "Dumbledore Burgers" and "Sheep don't bounce" on them.
Harry, Ron and Hermione left the Great Hall and while walking down the corridor they saw Uh-Oh. She was looking at the walls and said, "I should have hid the Post-It notes."