Disclaimer: Pikmin is not owned by me. It is owned by someone else entirely.
The forest of hope stares me in the eye.
"Ah. A new challenge." I take the pikmin from the Onion to start the day. I rally the red Pikmin to come together and tear down the wall. In a matter of seconds, the wall is down! A cry of rejoicing is sent up. We press on, ever forward.
Oh MY! A bulborb! Together the pikmin and I make him regret his existence. The pikmin haul his sad carcass to the onion. VICTORY IS OURS!
:jumps up and down:
:controller gets knocked out of socket:
:gamecube (c) is knocked off T.V. stand:
:game freezes:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!