A Sequence of Kinda "Unfortunate" Events
By: Bleeding Lily or otherwise known as Selina and Danika
Chapter 1
The First "Unfortunate" Event
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"Man, I hate studying!" Claudia whispered to herself.
Claudia sat in her room, lying on her bed while she looked out the window, daydreaming as usual. The math book she held in her hand fell, startling her back to reality.
"Dang, I really gotta study!" she said picking up the book and turning her thoughts back on her math. She sat there for what seemed to be at least fifteen minutes when she heard some voices outside her window.
"Shut up, she'll see us!" Claudia looked out the window to see a tree branch rattle and hear lots of giggling.
Claudia stopped, then shrugged off what she had just heard.
"It must be some little kids outside, playing hide-and-seek or something." she reached absentmindedly for a piece of candy she hid in her drawer by her bed.
"DANIKA! HELP!" a voice screamed. Claudia sat frozen on her bed, trying to work up the courage to look out her window. She went to the window, opening it to get a better view.
"Selina, hold on!" the voice was more half-laughing than concerned. Claudia swore the voices came from the tree, the only problem was that the branches and leaves were covering her view.
"Stupid leaves." She started moved the branch until a hand grabbed her wrist. Claudia screamed, almost falling out of her window. A girl popped her head through the branches.
"Hi!" she said, smiling. She looked older, about in her early twenties.
"H-hi." Claudia said, trying to form words to ask the questions that filled her mind. Before she made any progress, the girl vanished back into the leaves. "Be right back!"
Claudia sat on the ground, taking deep breaths as she tried to compose herself again. "Who is this person? Danika? A new girl?" Then a girl jumped out of the window, followed by a second pair of feet. Claudia cringed as she looked up, knowing she was going to regret it.
"You ok?" one girl asked, bending down next to her.
"Who are..you?" Claudia gasped.
"I'm Selina!" the girl said, laughing. She looked about the same age as the other girl.
"And my name's Shaniquah Latifah Monica Johnson, but you can call me Danika." the other one said.
"Hey are those Butterfingers?" The girl, Selina, Claudia thought, ran over to her candy and took a piece. "I love peanut butter."
"You might have a couple of questions." Danika reached into a drawer and pulled out some M&Ms, "But all will be explained in due time, if you live."
"What did you say.?" Claudia asked, backing up a little. She didn't like the gleam in her eyes.
"She said," Selina started, spewing Butterfingers everywhere, "'You might have a.'" Danika moved quickly and covered her mouth.
"What I said was, ummm. I was wondering if you would let us join the Baby- Sitters Club."
"How old are you?" Claudia reached for the M&Ms. She started to stuff her mouth as Selina and Danika glanced at one another.
"We're both twenty-one."
"Aren't you a little old?" Claudia asked.
"No." they said firmly.
"Ok, but how do you know about us?"
"Well, you're really popular!" said Selina.
"Yeah, yeah, all over town!" Danika said, nodding to Selina.
"Really, well, cool. Do you like kids?"
"No dip you idi. Umm. of course we do!" said Danika. "Here let me show you!" she nodded to Selina, who in turn, reached into her pocket and pulled out a wallet.
"Now, where is it?" she dug through the money and found some pictures. "Ok, here we go."
"This is Marissa." she pointed to a picture of a little girl. "She's such a cutie! Quiet and sweet. And these are Tiffany, Becky, Corey, Leah, Kyle, Katie, Seth, Virginia, Annika, Lisa, Nathan, Kit-Kat, Scott, Kara, Erin, Andy, Brendan." they both stopped and stared at one another, "Ummm.how did he get in here?" (we luv u brendan!)
"Who is that, how old is he?" she wiggled her eyebrows, "He's hott."
"No he isn't!" they're eyes went huge, "He's Brendan. I mean, he's only.23.I mean.13!"
"Oh, ok, well, tell him I want his number!" Claudia said.
"Right."
"Who's THAT?!" she exclaimed, grabbing the pictures.
"Who?!" they both leaned over her shoulder. They gasped and grabbed it back.
"Who were those guys?" Claudia asked, her eyes wide. "They're the hottest guys I've ever seen!"
"Umm.they're our friends..sorta.." they both looked at the picture all starry eyed.
"What are their names?"
"That one's Chris." Selina pointed to the blond proudly. She hugged it.
"and this one's Orli." Danika grabbed the picture from Selina and pointed to the guy with brown hair.
"Are they single?"
"No, they're ours, I tell you, OURS!" they screamed.
"Ok."Claudia said, backing away.
Selina and Danika regained their composure and continued, "Anywho, we've been baby sitting for years, there's nothing for you to worry about while we're on the job!"
"Ok, well, that sounds good. Come by here tomorrow when we have our meeting and I can introduce you to Kristy and the others." Claudia felt the sudden need to get rid of both of them.
"I have a math test to study for, so if you don't mind." she opened the door for the girls. "I'll see you tomorrow."
"Wait, could you do something for me?" Selina asked.
"What is it?" Claudia exclaimed, just wanting to do the deed so they might leave.
"Write us a note." Selina looked to Danika for support, "One that we can show Kristy when we come to our first meeting. She will need proof that we have actually met." She said, smiling a little mischievously.
"Why? I'll be there tomorrow, so you won't need that." Claudia rolled her eyes. For being so old, they sure were dumb.
"No, we're leaving tomorrow, uhhh, to go home. But we might come back in a few months." Danika smiled, "You may not be there when we come back, so, could you just write us a note?"
"Fine." she sighed, grabbing some paper and a pen. She scribbled some stuff down and handed it to Selina.
"There, now, I really got to study."
"Good, good." Selina and Danika grinned slyly.
"Should we tell her?" Selina asked Danika. She smirked shrewdly.
"Why not, she'll be gone in a few minutes."
"Tell me what?" Claudia cut in.
"You want to know?" Danika asked.
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"Positive?"
"YES! JUST TELL ME!" Claudia yelled. Suddenly there was a loud bang. She swiveled around quickly. Selina stood by the closed door and smiled maliciously.
"What's going on.?" Claudia backed away both of them. They moved slowly toward her, cornering her.
"You said you wanted to know, right?" Selina asked, still smiling in that same queer way. "Yes." Claudia said unsteadily.
"Fine, then we're gonna tell you, but you have to pay a price for knowing." Danika said.
"What's.th.at?" Claudia stuttered.
"We're gonna have to kill you, sorry." Danika said, "What a lose of great talent!" Selina nodded in agreement.
"No you can't!" Claudia said.
"Oh, really?" Selina came closer.
"Yeah, I mean, what are you going to kill me with?" Claudia laughed, grabbing a Life Saver from the desk she stood by. Danika and Selina looked at each other and laughed. The laugh made Claudia's blood run cold.
"Oh, you insolent little brat!" Selina said, throwing back her coat. There, underneath it, hanging from her waist was a sword. With it hung twin knives. She grabbed one of the knives, with total control, and brought it to Claudia's neck. "Now, tell me again, how are we going to kill you?"
Danika also did the same, revealing one long curved knife. Beside it hung a sword. "Yes, I would be highly amused at your answer." Selina pushed Claudia onto the ground, keeping the knife steady. Danika knelt in front of her. "You poor little thing, curiosity kills the cat, or in this case, the Claudia. Here have another Life Saver, it'll probably be your last. Pray that it'll work." Danika stuffed it in her mouth and grabbed another and then another, stuffing her mouth until no more could fit.
"Spit those out and you die." Selina said.
"Don't drop the knife." Danika said, watching Selina as the knife moved from her laughter.
"I won't!" Selina said, repositioning the knife.
"Good." Danika said and turned back to Claudia, "Now, I guess we should tell you what we're really doing here."
"Yeah!" Selina said and ate another Butterfinger. "Man, these are good. I love peanut butter and Chr."
"Selina, PAY ATTENTION! DON'T GET SIDETRACKED!" Danika yelled in her ear. The girl jumped.
"Ok, sheesh, don't have a cow!"
"Maybe I will!"
"Fine be that way!" Selina dropped the knife and Claudia moved.
"Selina!" Danika grabbed her own knife, putting it back to Claudia's throat. "Move again and you'll never even hear what I have to say, and that would be very horrible."
"Ok, just say it! I'm hungry!" Selina whined.
"Fine, have you heard of the fic Crying Sunsets?" Danika narrowed her eyes.
Claudia only nodded.
"Was it horrible?" Selina asked.
Claudia nodded dramatically.
"Oh, so, did you review?" Danika questioned, pushing the knife closer to her throat.
Once again she nodded, more slowly.
"And, let me guess, you were luvurofartguirl113, right?"
Claudia nodded again.
"So you flamed me didn't you?!" Selina yelled.
"You!?" she meant to say, though it sounded more like "Hmoph?"
"Yes, I wrote that fic, and I'm here to get my vengeance on all of you stupid babysitters for ruining and flaming my fic!" Selina dropped her head, "And now it's horrible!"
"I'm here to help Selina punish those that are held responsible for the wrong doing of The Flamers." Danika said.
"There, there." said Danika, patting the crying girl's shoulder. "We'll teach them not to flame your fic ever again." she glared at Claudia, "You WILL pay for this evil deed."
Claudia started to squirm and try to speak, but Danika stopped her, "SHUT UP YOU BOOBY! LISTEN TO THE REST OF MY EVIL PLAN OR I WILL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!"
Claudia stopped and waited. Danika continued, "So, ANYWHO! We came to kill everyone in the BSC, cuz ya'll reviewed for the fic and flamed, so, we're gonna return the favor!" she smiled as Claudia's eyes enlarged, "say goodbye, Claudia.".
She turned and left as Selina did the same.
"Toodles!" Selina said, jumping out the window.
(Outside)
"Let's wait and see what happens, we may have to do the rest ourselves." said Selina.
"Good point."
(Inside)
"Oh my word!" Claudia gasped, and in doing so, she started to choke on a Life Saver. She started to cough violently, but nothing happened. She ran around, tripping on her desk and fell against a table that held a pair of scissors. She was stabbed in the stomach by the scissors and started to bleed intensely. She ran into the wall, laying her head against the wall as she slid down it. She lay there for awhile, until she got up and moved along the wall, leaving bloody streaks. Finally, after a few minutes, she lay still.
"Is she dead yet?" Selina asked as she climbed back in the room.
"I guess so, let's check for a pulse." Danika leaned over and felt her neck, and noted that there was no pulsation.
"Nope, dead as a door knob." Danika said, "Come on let's get outta here!" They left via the window again, but did not climb the tree, just jumped through the window and disappeared. You could hear their cackles in the wind.
(later that night)
"Claudia, dinner!" her mom called. She didn't receive an answer. "Well, she must be studying hard. I better not interrupt her!" she left, going to the table.
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"I officially call this meeting of the Baby-Sitters Club to order!" Kristy yelled. The others sat quietly, waiting for the phone calls to start.
"Where's Claudia?!" Kristy snapped.
"Well, obviously not here." Dawn said.
"No, duh." Kristy rolled her eyes.
"Look!" Stacey said, "It's so life like!" she pointed to Claudia's corpse, "She's always been such an artist."
"It looks like she did some remodeling." Mary Anne said, looking at the streaks of red on the wall.
"Hey everyone!" Selina said, appearing in the window.
"I'm Selina, and this is my friend Danika." Danika appeared, waving.
"We helped Claudia with her *cough* remodeling. Do you like it?" Danika smiled
"Who are you?" Kristy asked.
"Your worst nightmare." they smiled as the rest looked at them queerly.
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Yo everyone! Hope you liked it. Heh heh.more to come soon. Be prepared for some more blood and gore. The next lucky victim is..Dawn! Have a great day everyone and keep reading. By the way, Crying Sunsets actually is a fic so if you want to read it, go ahead, it's good! It's a short story, so it shouldn't take long. Ova and out-
Ü~Ü~Ü Danika Ü~Ü~Ü
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~~sEliNa~~
By: Bleeding Lily or otherwise known as Selina and Danika
Chapter 1
The First "Unfortunate" Event
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"Man, I hate studying!" Claudia whispered to herself.
Claudia sat in her room, lying on her bed while she looked out the window, daydreaming as usual. The math book she held in her hand fell, startling her back to reality.
"Dang, I really gotta study!" she said picking up the book and turning her thoughts back on her math. She sat there for what seemed to be at least fifteen minutes when she heard some voices outside her window.
"Shut up, she'll see us!" Claudia looked out the window to see a tree branch rattle and hear lots of giggling.
Claudia stopped, then shrugged off what she had just heard.
"It must be some little kids outside, playing hide-and-seek or something." she reached absentmindedly for a piece of candy she hid in her drawer by her bed.
"DANIKA! HELP!" a voice screamed. Claudia sat frozen on her bed, trying to work up the courage to look out her window. She went to the window, opening it to get a better view.
"Selina, hold on!" the voice was more half-laughing than concerned. Claudia swore the voices came from the tree, the only problem was that the branches and leaves were covering her view.
"Stupid leaves." She started moved the branch until a hand grabbed her wrist. Claudia screamed, almost falling out of her window. A girl popped her head through the branches.
"Hi!" she said, smiling. She looked older, about in her early twenties.
"H-hi." Claudia said, trying to form words to ask the questions that filled her mind. Before she made any progress, the girl vanished back into the leaves. "Be right back!"
Claudia sat on the ground, taking deep breaths as she tried to compose herself again. "Who is this person? Danika? A new girl?" Then a girl jumped out of the window, followed by a second pair of feet. Claudia cringed as she looked up, knowing she was going to regret it.
"You ok?" one girl asked, bending down next to her.
"Who are..you?" Claudia gasped.
"I'm Selina!" the girl said, laughing. She looked about the same age as the other girl.
"And my name's Shaniquah Latifah Monica Johnson, but you can call me Danika." the other one said.
"Hey are those Butterfingers?" The girl, Selina, Claudia thought, ran over to her candy and took a piece. "I love peanut butter."
"You might have a couple of questions." Danika reached into a drawer and pulled out some M&Ms, "But all will be explained in due time, if you live."
"What did you say.?" Claudia asked, backing up a little. She didn't like the gleam in her eyes.
"She said," Selina started, spewing Butterfingers everywhere, "'You might have a.'" Danika moved quickly and covered her mouth.
"What I said was, ummm. I was wondering if you would let us join the Baby- Sitters Club."
"How old are you?" Claudia reached for the M&Ms. She started to stuff her mouth as Selina and Danika glanced at one another.
"We're both twenty-one."
"Aren't you a little old?" Claudia asked.
"No." they said firmly.
"Ok, but how do you know about us?"
"Well, you're really popular!" said Selina.
"Yeah, yeah, all over town!" Danika said, nodding to Selina.
"Really, well, cool. Do you like kids?"
"No dip you idi. Umm. of course we do!" said Danika. "Here let me show you!" she nodded to Selina, who in turn, reached into her pocket and pulled out a wallet.
"Now, where is it?" she dug through the money and found some pictures. "Ok, here we go."
"This is Marissa." she pointed to a picture of a little girl. "She's such a cutie! Quiet and sweet. And these are Tiffany, Becky, Corey, Leah, Kyle, Katie, Seth, Virginia, Annika, Lisa, Nathan, Kit-Kat, Scott, Kara, Erin, Andy, Brendan." they both stopped and stared at one another, "Ummm.how did he get in here?" (we luv u brendan!)
"Who is that, how old is he?" she wiggled her eyebrows, "He's hott."
"No he isn't!" they're eyes went huge, "He's Brendan. I mean, he's only.23.I mean.13!"
"Oh, ok, well, tell him I want his number!" Claudia said.
"Right."
"Who's THAT?!" she exclaimed, grabbing the pictures.
"Who?!" they both leaned over her shoulder. They gasped and grabbed it back.
"Who were those guys?" Claudia asked, her eyes wide. "They're the hottest guys I've ever seen!"
"Umm.they're our friends..sorta.." they both looked at the picture all starry eyed.
"What are their names?"
"That one's Chris." Selina pointed to the blond proudly. She hugged it.
"and this one's Orli." Danika grabbed the picture from Selina and pointed to the guy with brown hair.
"Are they single?"
"No, they're ours, I tell you, OURS!" they screamed.
"Ok."Claudia said, backing away.
Selina and Danika regained their composure and continued, "Anywho, we've been baby sitting for years, there's nothing for you to worry about while we're on the job!"
"Ok, well, that sounds good. Come by here tomorrow when we have our meeting and I can introduce you to Kristy and the others." Claudia felt the sudden need to get rid of both of them.
"I have a math test to study for, so if you don't mind." she opened the door for the girls. "I'll see you tomorrow."
"Wait, could you do something for me?" Selina asked.
"What is it?" Claudia exclaimed, just wanting to do the deed so they might leave.
"Write us a note." Selina looked to Danika for support, "One that we can show Kristy when we come to our first meeting. She will need proof that we have actually met." She said, smiling a little mischievously.
"Why? I'll be there tomorrow, so you won't need that." Claudia rolled her eyes. For being so old, they sure were dumb.
"No, we're leaving tomorrow, uhhh, to go home. But we might come back in a few months." Danika smiled, "You may not be there when we come back, so, could you just write us a note?"
"Fine." she sighed, grabbing some paper and a pen. She scribbled some stuff down and handed it to Selina.
"There, now, I really got to study."
"Good, good." Selina and Danika grinned slyly.
"Should we tell her?" Selina asked Danika. She smirked shrewdly.
"Why not, she'll be gone in a few minutes."
"Tell me what?" Claudia cut in.
"You want to know?" Danika asked.
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"Positive?"
"YES! JUST TELL ME!" Claudia yelled. Suddenly there was a loud bang. She swiveled around quickly. Selina stood by the closed door and smiled maliciously.
"What's going on.?" Claudia backed away both of them. They moved slowly toward her, cornering her.
"You said you wanted to know, right?" Selina asked, still smiling in that same queer way. "Yes." Claudia said unsteadily.
"Fine, then we're gonna tell you, but you have to pay a price for knowing." Danika said.
"What's.th.at?" Claudia stuttered.
"We're gonna have to kill you, sorry." Danika said, "What a lose of great talent!" Selina nodded in agreement.
"No you can't!" Claudia said.
"Oh, really?" Selina came closer.
"Yeah, I mean, what are you going to kill me with?" Claudia laughed, grabbing a Life Saver from the desk she stood by. Danika and Selina looked at each other and laughed. The laugh made Claudia's blood run cold.
"Oh, you insolent little brat!" Selina said, throwing back her coat. There, underneath it, hanging from her waist was a sword. With it hung twin knives. She grabbed one of the knives, with total control, and brought it to Claudia's neck. "Now, tell me again, how are we going to kill you?"
Danika also did the same, revealing one long curved knife. Beside it hung a sword. "Yes, I would be highly amused at your answer." Selina pushed Claudia onto the ground, keeping the knife steady. Danika knelt in front of her. "You poor little thing, curiosity kills the cat, or in this case, the Claudia. Here have another Life Saver, it'll probably be your last. Pray that it'll work." Danika stuffed it in her mouth and grabbed another and then another, stuffing her mouth until no more could fit.
"Spit those out and you die." Selina said.
"Don't drop the knife." Danika said, watching Selina as the knife moved from her laughter.
"I won't!" Selina said, repositioning the knife.
"Good." Danika said and turned back to Claudia, "Now, I guess we should tell you what we're really doing here."
"Yeah!" Selina said and ate another Butterfinger. "Man, these are good. I love peanut butter and Chr."
"Selina, PAY ATTENTION! DON'T GET SIDETRACKED!" Danika yelled in her ear. The girl jumped.
"Ok, sheesh, don't have a cow!"
"Maybe I will!"
"Fine be that way!" Selina dropped the knife and Claudia moved.
"Selina!" Danika grabbed her own knife, putting it back to Claudia's throat. "Move again and you'll never even hear what I have to say, and that would be very horrible."
"Ok, just say it! I'm hungry!" Selina whined.
"Fine, have you heard of the fic Crying Sunsets?" Danika narrowed her eyes.
Claudia only nodded.
"Was it horrible?" Selina asked.
Claudia nodded dramatically.
"Oh, so, did you review?" Danika questioned, pushing the knife closer to her throat.
Once again she nodded, more slowly.
"And, let me guess, you were luvurofartguirl113, right?"
Claudia nodded again.
"So you flamed me didn't you?!" Selina yelled.
"You!?" she meant to say, though it sounded more like "Hmoph?"
"Yes, I wrote that fic, and I'm here to get my vengeance on all of you stupid babysitters for ruining and flaming my fic!" Selina dropped her head, "And now it's horrible!"
"I'm here to help Selina punish those that are held responsible for the wrong doing of The Flamers." Danika said.
"There, there." said Danika, patting the crying girl's shoulder. "We'll teach them not to flame your fic ever again." she glared at Claudia, "You WILL pay for this evil deed."
Claudia started to squirm and try to speak, but Danika stopped her, "SHUT UP YOU BOOBY! LISTEN TO THE REST OF MY EVIL PLAN OR I WILL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!"
Claudia stopped and waited. Danika continued, "So, ANYWHO! We came to kill everyone in the BSC, cuz ya'll reviewed for the fic and flamed, so, we're gonna return the favor!" she smiled as Claudia's eyes enlarged, "say goodbye, Claudia.".
She turned and left as Selina did the same.
"Toodles!" Selina said, jumping out the window.
(Outside)
"Let's wait and see what happens, we may have to do the rest ourselves." said Selina.
"Good point."
(Inside)
"Oh my word!" Claudia gasped, and in doing so, she started to choke on a Life Saver. She started to cough violently, but nothing happened. She ran around, tripping on her desk and fell against a table that held a pair of scissors. She was stabbed in the stomach by the scissors and started to bleed intensely. She ran into the wall, laying her head against the wall as she slid down it. She lay there for awhile, until she got up and moved along the wall, leaving bloody streaks. Finally, after a few minutes, she lay still.
"Is she dead yet?" Selina asked as she climbed back in the room.
"I guess so, let's check for a pulse." Danika leaned over and felt her neck, and noted that there was no pulsation.
"Nope, dead as a door knob." Danika said, "Come on let's get outta here!" They left via the window again, but did not climb the tree, just jumped through the window and disappeared. You could hear their cackles in the wind.
(later that night)
"Claudia, dinner!" her mom called. She didn't receive an answer. "Well, she must be studying hard. I better not interrupt her!" she left, going to the table.
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"I officially call this meeting of the Baby-Sitters Club to order!" Kristy yelled. The others sat quietly, waiting for the phone calls to start.
"Where's Claudia?!" Kristy snapped.
"Well, obviously not here." Dawn said.
"No, duh." Kristy rolled her eyes.
"Look!" Stacey said, "It's so life like!" she pointed to Claudia's corpse, "She's always been such an artist."
"It looks like she did some remodeling." Mary Anne said, looking at the streaks of red on the wall.
"Hey everyone!" Selina said, appearing in the window.
"I'm Selina, and this is my friend Danika." Danika appeared, waving.
"We helped Claudia with her *cough* remodeling. Do you like it?" Danika smiled
"Who are you?" Kristy asked.
"Your worst nightmare." they smiled as the rest looked at them queerly.
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Yo everyone! Hope you liked it. Heh heh.more to come soon. Be prepared for some more blood and gore. The next lucky victim is..Dawn! Have a great day everyone and keep reading. By the way, Crying Sunsets actually is a fic so if you want to read it, go ahead, it's good! It's a short story, so it shouldn't take long. Ova and out-
Ü~Ü~Ü Danika Ü~Ü~Ü
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~~sEliNa~~