Chapter 2
The Mourning of Dawn
"Who are you really?" Kristy asked as she narrowed her eyes suspiciously at the girls.
"We already told you!" Dankia rolled her eyes, "My real name's Shaniquah Latifah Monica Johnson, but call me Danika."
"That's a mouthful." Dawn muttered.
Danika looked at her and glared, "Excuse me?"
Dawn scooted back, "Nothing." Selina giggled.
"And I'm Selina, nice to meet you!" she smiled.
"Ok, good for you guys, but who are you, exactly?" Stacey said.
"We're friends of Claudia." Danika said.
"What are those?!" Mallory exclaimed as she pointed to Selina's weapons.
"This is called a sword," Selina said as she pulled it from its sheath, "and these are twin throwing knives. They can also be spun and are used for close combat." She giggled as she held the sword out to Mallory, "You wanna see?"
"Uhhh.No thanks!" she said as she scooted away slowly, "Thanks for the offer though, I guess."
Selina put the sword away as Danika started to explain her weapons, "I have a sword like Selina's, but instead of two knives, I have one long curved knife." She pulled it out, "It's easier to pull out of your.victims.when it's curved." She smiled queerly. "And I also have a bow with a set of feathered arrows which I carry in a quiver." She put the sword away and pulled out the bow.
"Can you actually use those?" Jessi asked.
"Woulda like see?" without waiting for an answer Danika whipped out an arrow and shot it. It seemed to head straight at Kristy, but missed her only by a few inches and landed in the wall behind her.
"Now that's mad skill!" Selina said as Danika went to retrieve the arrow.
"Whoa." Dawn said as she watched Kristy's eyes grow.
"Opps!" Danika smiled at Kristy, "I almost shot you!" she smiled spitefully, "My bad."
"It left a hole in the wall." Stacey pointed out.
"You mean you don't like our artwork?!" said Selina, shocked.
"I love it, it's so.uhh.original..." said Stacey as she stared at the wall.
Selina look at Danika and tried to smother her laugh.
"You still haven't answered my question, what are you doing here." Kristy asked, trying to cover up her alarm.
"Oh, sorry about that!" Selina said, "But, you are kinda cutting into the confidential file. Anyways, we're friends of Claudia's."
"You already said that." Kristy glared at them and moved her hand towards the phone.
"Yeah, actually, we're her best friends!" Selina gushed.
"Best friends.?" Stacey's eyes welled up, "What do you mean? I thought she was my best friend!"
"Oh, just shut it!" Danika said as rolled her eyes "My goodness, you haven't noticed she hates you?"
Stacey stared to sob, "That cuts deep!"
"Well, just be happy you didn't hear half the things she said about you yesterday." Selina knelt down and patted Stacey on the arm, "We'll spare you the details."
"Thanks." she sniffled.
"So, if you know Claudia so well, where is she?" Mary Anne asked in a surprisingly snobbish tone.
"She was sent to." Selina started and looked to Danika for some help.
"boot camp!" Danika said, "She was sent there by her parents for the rest of the summer."
"Why didn't she tell me that she was leaving?" Stacey asked.
"Because she hates you!" Selina said. Stacey began to bawl again. Danika sniggered.
"Really, she didn't say anything because it was an emergency and she had to leave right away." Danika said.
"That's why the walls aren't finished." added Selina.
"Oh." many of the girls echoed in the room.
"Anywho!" Danika rolled her eyes, "The real reason we're here is to join the Baby-sitters Club."
"Huh? Who told you that you could do that?" Kristy asked.
"Claudia did, see, here's the note she told us to give you." Danika handed Kristy the note and a look of surprise crossed her face.
"Claudia said you could join the Club?" Jessi asked.
"You?!" Mary Anne said, surprising everyone, "How old are you?!"
"Twenty-one" Selina said very happy that she wasn't thirteen anymore.
"Don't you think that's a little old to be joining this club?" Mary-Anne asked, suspicion rising every second.
"No." Selina and Danika said firmly.
Mary Anne shifted uncomfortably. This was all too weird. Some twenty-one year old girls come in, by the window, and ask if they can join the club. Plus, they say that Claudia was their best friend. Then a "sculpture" of Claudia on the floor with scissors sticking out of her stomach and they tell her she was sent to boot camp?! Claudia would be the last person to be sent to a boot camp. And Claudia hating Stacey? How unlikely. She wondered why everyone bought it.
"Where does Claudia keep her Lifesavers?" Jessi asked.
"Oh those are right over there, by the statue of Claudia." Selina laughed.
The phone rang then, "I'll get it!" Danika ran across the room and jumped on the phone. "The Baby Sitters Club, this is Danika speaking."
"Hi...Danika, this is Mrs.Pike, I was wondering if I could get one of you to baby sit some of the younger kids two weeks from Friday."
"Um.I don't think that will be possible. None of us will be in town on that day." Danika replied slyly and winked at Selina.
"What?" Dawn asked.
Danika covered up the phone, "Mrs. Pike was wondering if someone could sit for her younger kids two weeks from Friday."
"Ok, let me check the book." Mary Anne reached for the book.
"Wait, you can't, we won't be here in two weeks." Selina said.
"Why not?" Stacey asked.
"Nope, none of us will be here, you'll all be floating around with angel wingy-wings!" Selina frolicked around the room demonstrating an angel.
"SHUT IT SELINA!!" Danika dropped the phone and hit her.
"OW!!!! What was that for?!" Selina.
"I'll tell you later." She hinted with her eyes. She brought the phone back up to her mouth.
"So, anyways Mrs.Pike." Danika said into the phone "I would be happy to baby-sit for you."
"Oh, you're such a darling! Thank you!" Mrs. Pike said in response.
"Sure, anytime" Danika said, disgusted by her use of vocabulary.
"Uh.everyone?" Mary Anne spoke up, "Could I talk to the Club MEMBERS *she overly emphasized the word* alone please?"
"Sure, go ahead! We'll just go out in the hall." Danika and Selina opened the door and exited, closing it behind them.
"Can you believe it?!" Selina sniggered, "They're actually buying it!"
"Yeah, but I'm a little worried about that Mary Anne," Danika narrowed he eyes, "She seems to know a little too much for her own good."
Selina stopped, "Yeah, you know, you're right. I could never stand that excuse of a Neanderthal. I wish we could hear what they're sayin. "
"I think that may be possible." Danika smiled, "I've always wanted to do this." She snapped and a hole in the wall appeared.
"What the POO?!" Selina yelled. From inside, they could see the girl's look up from their little huddle and at the hole. They just shrugged and went back to their whispering.
"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Selina said. The girls kept looking up.
"Shut up!" Dankia whispered, "They keep looking up."
"Can't they see us?" Selina asked as she looked into the hole.
"No, of course not, if they did, they'd like, freak out." Danika shook her head.
"Oh, so it's like we can see them but they can't us, right?"
"Right!" Danika smiled.
"So how do you do it?" Selina asked and then crossed her arms, "And how come I never knew about this before?"
"Well, first, how do you think we've lived after jumping out of the window all those times?" Danika asked, Selina shrugged, "Here's the answer: I'VE SNAPPED US OUT!"
"Oh, I always kinda thought we were flying." Selina said quietly.
"Oy!" Danika slapped her forehead. "Anywho, let me explain. We're fanfic authors, right?" she said.
"Right."
"And in fanfics, your allowed to do whatever you want. So in this fic, I made it so that when you or I snap we can get whatever we want." She shrugged.
"No way." Selina lifted up her fingers, "Anything I want?"
"Anything your heart could desire.but please keep it at a PG-13 level Selina!" Danika said.
Selina rolled her eyes, "Fine, then get me a cow!" she smiled smugly.
"Ok." Danika snapped and a cow appeared right in the middle of the hallway.
"MOOOO!!!"
"A COW!" Selina screamed.
Danika looked up to see the BSC members getting up.
"Sorry Selina, but the cow has to go."
"Already?" Selina whined. "It only got here! How rude!"
"Yes, now move, or I'll make Chris hate you forever." Danika threatened.
"OK OK OK!!!!" she ran away, "I'm moving!"
Selina snapped and the cow disappeared. Kristy opened the door.
"Uhhh.is everything ok out here?" Kristy asked.
"I was having a cow!" Selina smiled.
"Right." Kristy said, "We need a few more minutes to discuss some.issues."
"Ok, take all the time in the world!" Danika said with a fake smile. She waited until the door was closed before she turned to Selina.
"Here's how to do it: I.P.S." Danika said.
"I.P.S.?" Selina echoed.
"Imagine, picture, snap!" Danika said, "First, you imagine what you want, then you picture it happening, and last, you snap and it happens, I.P.S.! Try it, but try to make it something small."
"Ok, but before I start, when did you get this idea?"
"I told you I've always wanted to do this type of thing. Plus, it's a fic, so anything counts, now SNAP!"
Selina closed her eyes and smiled. She snapped and squealed. A puff of smoke came and finally cleared.
"Ummm.hey guys, where am I?" Selina opened her eyes and smiled.
"Hey, Chris!" Danika said, she turned to Selina and narrowed her eyes, "Selina, you sly little thing. I shoulda known you'd snap Chris here."
"You made it!" she ran over to the blonde guy, "Yay!" she hugged him hard. "Did you miss me while I was gone?"
"Uhhh.Danika..help!" Chris sputtered as he was being choked by Selina.
"Ok, great, you get the concept," Danika hurried so she could spare Chris, "now you need to snap Chris back to home and then we can listen to their conversation."
"Awww.but I don't wanna!" Selina cried.
"Where am I anyways?" he asked.
"DO IT!!" Danika yelled.
"Fine, but I'll never forgive you for this Danika." She turned sadly to Chris, "Sorry, I'll explain later."
"I'm leaving?" he said, making his best puppy dog face. "Why do you always listen to her?"
Selina opened her mouth and her eyes welled up, "I can't do it!" her eyes got all mushy, "Your so cute when you do that."
He smiled bashfully, "Really?" she nodded and he winked at her. She fell against Danika for support.
"Chris, please.?" Danika begged. "Your really the only one that can make her do this."
"Fine, but Orli sends his love Danika." He smiled deviously as Danika's mouth dropped open. She regained her composure quickly.
"Of course he does. If he didn't, he knows I'd kill him."
"Right." Chris laughed.
She took a deep breath and stuck her tongue out at Chris, "Uhh.Selina do you mind?" Selina only twitched as she stared at Chris, "Give Chris a hug and snap him away."
"Ok." she said in a really vague way.
"Remember, PG-13." Danika reminded.
"Yeah, yeah. I know!" they hugged, "Ok, I guess we have to say bye." She waved, "Bye!"
He opened his mouth to say something, but was covered up by the sound of Selina's snap. He disappeared.
"Ok, good, now let's go listen to their conversation." Danika went and placed herself in front of the hole. Selina stood in the same spot.
"Selina!" Danika said sternly, but stopped as she saw Selina's eyes well up, "I already miss him! Why did you make me do it?!"
"Ok, well, here." Danika said sincerely, "We can set a day aside for just Chris, you, Orli and me to spend together. Remember, we can snap anywhere!"
Selina's eyes brightened, "Ok, that sounds good." She followed Danika and then glared, "but you wouldn't have snapped Orli back."
"SO, your point?" Danika rolled her eyes. She looked into the hole.
"I mean, don't they seem a little weird to you guys?" Mary Anne asked.
"See that's what I mean." Danika whispered, "She's to suspicious."
"No, other than those weapon things, I kinda like them." Jessi said, "I mean, they are a little weird, but isn't everyone?"
"Well, I remember when I tried to get in the club," Mallory said, "you guys were really hard on me. They seem like they want to get in, so why not just try it out?"
"What I think." Mary Anne started, but was interrupted.
"Mary Anne, you worry too much." Kristy said, already predicting her thoughts "We need the extra help, so I say, let's try them out. Mallory's right, lets give 'em a chance."
"Ok." Dawn said.
"Yeah, I need some more friends." said Stacey. Selina and Danika both giggled at this.
"I say let them have a chance." Mallory said.
"I'm with Mal." Jessi said.
"Why not?" Kristy asked, "What about you Mary Anne?"
"Fine," she sighed, I mean what was she suppose to say when the whole club was for the girls joining? "I guess."
"Score!" Selina said as she gave Danika a high five, "Ha! In your face Mary Anne!"
"Great, I'll go get them." Kristy got up.
"Hurry up, make the hole disappear!" Selina said.
"No, I'll get them, I'm closer." Dawn got up and moved toward the door. Danika snapped quickly and the hole disappeared just as Dawn opened the door.
"You guys can come in now." Dawn smiled kindly.
"Ok." Danika led the way and whispered to Selina, "You know, I feel kinda bad about getting rid of Dawn, she was always my favorite when I was little."
"Yeah, but will we really regret it?" Selina asked with a smile.
"Nah!" they both laughed as they sat down on the bed.
"Hey, umm..that's where I sit." Mary Anne said to Danika.
"Oh, really?" she looked at her sadly, "Well, here," Mary Anne smiled as the thought of getting her spot back crossed her mind, "you can sit right there." Danika pointed to a corner over by the door.
Mary Anne frowned, "No, actually, I'd really like to sit in MY spot."
"Oh, really Mary Anne, let them have it!" Stacey said as she smiled at them all happily. It made both Selina and Danika want to barf.
"Yeah, I mean, they are the guests." Mallory said.
Mary Anne looked over to Kristy, who just shrugged. She sat on the ground next to Jessi.
Selina started obnoxiously humming "Old MacDonald" followed by a bridge of "Deck the Halls."
"No! Don't even start that Selina!" Danika said annoyed.
"Why not?" Selina asked.
"STOP!!!! My ears are bleeding." said Danika, "You've been singing this for a whole year, just stop already!"
"Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!" Selina continued, snickers came from a few of the girls.
Danika drew her sword, "If you don't shut up I'll skin you and make you my slippers!"
"No you won't!" Selina got up and danced around the room. "Old Mac Donald had a cow ei-ei-o!" Selina sang in Danika's ear.
Danika girl-slapped her.
"Well, it's 6o'clock, so I call this meeting to an end!" Kristy got up as did the others. The BSC members started exiting the room, taking some Lifesavers with them.
"Are you guys coming?" Mallory asked.
"Nah, we're gonna stay here and finish cleaning up." Selina said.
"Ok, well, bye!" Mallory said as she left. She shut the door behind her. Only Mary Anne was left as she finished putting the Club stuff away.
As she started to put away the record book she felt the eyes of Danika and Selina on her. She looked at them and stared hard, finding it difficult to withstand their gazes. She broke the glance, noticing that she had been glaring at them.
"I don't like you guys." She sneered, and then looked quite surprised. She had never felt this kind of dislike before.
"Well, we don't like you either." Danika said. She shifted her eyes over to Selina, "The door."
Selina nodded and went and locked the door, she snapped and the key disappeared.
"That's so nifty!" said Selina. Danika smiled at her and then turned her attention back to Mary Anne.
"Welcome to our torture chamber." Danika said as she smiled nastily. Mary Anne's eyes went huge.
~~~~~~~
"Your gonna wish you never met us." Selina said as she laughed evilly.
"What.?" Mary Anne sputtered. "H-how did you do that?"
"Do what?" Danika asked as Selina began to control herself.
"The key." she paused, "it disappeared when you snapped!"
Danika beamed, "It's called I.P.S."
"You're teachin her that?!" Selina said.
"Yes, I am." She winked at Selina "I.P.S. It stands for imagine, picture, snap. If I snap, I can get anything I want! So can Selina."
"No way." Mary Anne said in a horrified voice, "Prove it!"
"Fine!" Selina said and giggled, "Welcome back Chris!"
"Selina!" Danika yelled in a scared voice, "N-no, don't do it." She shook her head violently, "If they know what we're doin here, they'll kill us."
"Yeah." Selina dropped her hand, "How bout a cow?!"
"No, something small like." Danika pondered for a moment, "this!"
She snapped and a computer appeared. Danika went over and clicked on something on the screen. She began reading in a high and snobbish voice,
"This fanfiction is the worst one that I've read in my whole entire life. Go out, get a clue, and write something new! Actually, no don't write something new because everything you write is bound to be horrible. Signed- Mrs. Bruno." Danika's body shook so badly she could hardly snap.
"This is unacceptable." Danika said in a deathly low voice. Her eyes were closed as she leaned over the desk where the computer once sat. Mary Anne took a few steps back. Selina started to cry.
"You know, I have feelings too!" she cried, "I put a lot of work into that fic, and then you come and flame it." She looked at Mary Anne angrily, "You will pay for this you nasty little midget!"
"I could put you through so much pain, you would be screaming out in horror. You would cry to me and ask me to kill you." Danika said as she slowly lifted her head, "Why are you so cruel?!" she opened her eyes suddenly.
"No, you don't understand!" Mary Anne said.
"I think we understand, it's your turn to feel the pain!" Selina said.
Mary Anne backed up. Danika started to speak and as she did Selina and her moved closer and closer to Mary anne, "Ok, I'm gonna just get this over with, cuz I have places to go and people *she smiled* to see. Here's the plan. Selina and I are here to punish all of you stupid little babysitters for flaming her fic. So, we're gonna kill you one.by.one." She slowed down to make her meaning more clear. She smiled maliciously.
"Kill?" Mary Anne's voice squeaked. She slowly looked at Claudia and screamed. "YOU KILLED CLAUDIA!!! And all this just for flaming a fic?!" Mary Anne backed away. So many questions ran through her head that she found it hard to think.
"Yes, and you didn't just flame a fic, YOU FLAMED MY FIC!!!!" Selina yelled.
"Anywho, let me continue with my evil plan (just to tell ya'll, in this fic "evil" is pronounced "e-vile" if you say it wrong, we'll kill you, lol)."
"Wait, Selina!" Mary Anne started in a shaky voice, "Your too nice, you'd never hurt anyone! And Danika you're." she stopped and decided against saying anything.
"Oh, I'm nice and giggly at times, but I've grown fond of my new." Selina paused to add suspense, "hobby."
"Ok, well, since you know about our little trick, I.P.S., and you know why we're here," Danika said, "We have decided to give you a little chore. If you don't do it, I'll kill all your friends and Mr. Bruno."
"No.Not Logan." Mary Anne whispered.
"When did we decide this?!" Selina asked.
"Just listen, you'll like this."
"No, tell me NOW!" Selina yelled.
"Man don't have a hemorrhoid," Danika said to her "I think I've rubbed off on her a little bit." Danika whispered to Mary Anne, "We'll be right back!" she snapped and they disappeared. Mary Anne sat there for a few seconds speechless.
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!" Mary Anne ran to the door and jiggled the handle, but found it to be locked. She ran over to the window and tugged on it, but it also was locked.
"Oh, no!" she looked around frantically, "The phone! I'll call the police!" she ran to the phone and picked it up. She dialed a few numbers. "Ha!" she laughed triumphantly "You guys forgot about the." she stopped as a female voice began to speak, (you know the annoying people that say 'we're sorry, but please hang up and try again!' Man I hate those people.)
"We're sorry, but this phone line has been cut off using I.P.S." Mary Anne's eyes widened, "Good try though Mary Anne!" she heard a soft pop behind her.
"I love that message!" Mary Anne shrieked and turned around quickly. She dropped the phone. There behind her stood Danika and Selina. "You know, when you shriek like that it reminds me of a pig." Selina laughed and took a sip from a cup in her hand. The cup held an umbrella in it.
"Good try, but not good enough Mary Anne." Danika smiled, "I'll give you a brownie point for attempting to outsmart me"
"Us. Trying to outsmart us." Selina said.
"Us." Danika corrected.
Mary Anne looked and noticed both had changed into Hawaiian shirts and were tan. Danika's white blond hair was even blonder and Selina's medium brown hair had little streaks of blond in it.
"That was a good idea!" Selina said, "Cancun was a great pick, Danika. How did you know that I wanted to go there?"
"Evil (remember e-vile!) minds think alike!" Danika said as she took a sip of her own drink. "but, we must move on and get the dirty work over with. Did you like my plan?"
"It's marvelous!" Selina laughed. "So evil (e-vile!)"
"Good, so, to actually be taken seriously, we have to get rid of these." Danika snapped and they returned to they're normal clothes. The drinks disappeared.
"No fair!" Selina whined, "I was enjoying that!"
"We can go back later and get some more." Danika said and then started to whisper, "Let's take Orli and Chris with us next time."
Selina smiled dreamily, "Ohhh.myyyy.That would be heaven."
"But before that we have to get this over with." Danika turned back to Mary Anne, "If you want to spare your friends lives, I suggest you do what I say."
Mary Anne didn't say anything.
"Selina, I'll give you the honour." Danika bowed to her, "Take it away mi amigo!"
Selina nodded and smiled, "Ok, this is what you have to do. Today, I want you to call Logan and tell him to meet you at your house on the front porch at approximately 11:00 A.M."
"No Selina!" Danika whispered, "That's too early! I won't even be up."
"Oh, right," Selina turned back to Danika, "How bout 2:00?"
"That works." said Danika.
"Ok, tell him to meet you at 2:00." Selina smiled, "We'll come at 1:30 to give you the rest of the instructions."
Mary Anne nodded. "This is easy." She thought, "but something doesn't quite seem right."
"Go." Selina snapped and the door opened slowly. Mary Anne didn't move.
"I've lost my patience with you, just go!" Danika pushed her out the door. Mary Anne ran down the stairs.
(back up in the room)
"Why didn't you tell her the rest of the plan?" Danika asked.
"Cuz then she'd run away and tell everyone." Selina said.
"That's the smartest thing I think I've ever heard you say." Danika unbuckled her sword from her waist, "But you know we could wait and watch and make sure she doesn't blow our plan."
"Oh, but lets let her wonder all night about how we're gonna torture her." Selina smiled cruelly, "I'll sleep better then."
"Amen!" Danika said, "Preach it sista! I love it when you think like me!"
They laughed and made their way downstairs to grab something to eat.
~
"Ha!" Danika laughed, "Can you believe the Kishi's are actually falling for it too?"
They had just come up from dinner.
"I mean," Selina laughed, "All we had to do was say we were exchange students and they accepted us!"
"Yeah, and then did you see their faces when we showed them those fake report cards?!" Danika fell over laughing.
"They like hugged us and said we were they're long lost daughters." Selina fell on the ground giggling.
"So, if we're gonna stay here, I say we need separate rooms." Danika said, "And then we can decorate them differently."
Selina's eyes went huge, "Really?!"
"Yeah! And then when we get sick of it, we can just snap," Danika snapped, "and we get a totally new style."
"Cool!"
~
Danika awoke to the loud knocking on the door.
"Wake up you lazy warthog!" Selina screamed.
"RMHM!" she grumbled as she rolled over.
"Come on! Don't make me come in there!" Selina kicked open the door with gusto.
"MHRMH!!" Danika replied.
"Get up or I'll turn the light on!" Selina walked in and flipped the switch. She walked over to the bedside. "Awww.she's so cute when she sleeps."
Suddenly, something grabbed her leg and started scratching it. "DANIKA! STOP!!!" Selina screamed.
Danika got up, ran to the bathroom and locked the door, while Selina sat moaning in pain. "Only Orli can say I'm cute!!" she yelled.
"Danika, your gonna pay for this!" said Selina as she got up, "Your gonna go down!"
"Yeah, but first, let me look at least half decent." She yelled from the bathroom, "I won't let anyone see me."
"In your morning glory?" Selina asked laughing.
"Shut it Selina! Wait, what am I doing?!" Selina heard a pop and watched as Danika walked out of the bathroom.
"Ahh.that's better!" she shook her hair around, "This I.P.S. thing is really handy!"
"No fair!" Selina pouted, "I took a whole 45 minutes to get ready and you only took 3 seconds!"
"Oh, come on, lets go grab some grub and go kill someone." Danika said nonchalantly.
"Ok!" Selina got up and walked downstairs with Danika.
~~~~~
Mary Anne was sitting on her porch anxiously waiting for them to arrive.
"I wonder what they're going to do to me, I wish they would just tell me. It's making insanely nervous." Mary Anne thought. "But then again maybe I don't want them to show up."
Mary Anne glanced at her watch, half and hour until Logan comes. Just as she did that Selina pulled up in her black Corvette, Danika followed in her yellow Viper.
"We're back!!!" Selina said from her Corvette. "Sorry we're so early, these cars drive so fast!"
"I love Vipers!" Danika smiled, "Next time I'm getting a Corvette though."
Selina and Danika simultaneously got out of their cars, closed the doors at the same time and walked up to the porch.
"Oh, it's not a problem." Mary Anne said sarcastically.
"Ok, so the plan is." Danika smirked, "you have to tell Logan that you are gay with Dawn."
"WHAT?! Why would I be gay with HER?" Mary Anne harshly questioned.
"You better do it, otherwise we'll kill Logan." Selina stated.
Mary Anne sat in silence contemplating what she would do. She had no idea how Logan would take it. She couldn't do this, she wasn't lesbian. She wanted Logan not her.step-sister who's also her best friend.
"Man that's just sick!" Mary Anne said.
"I know, its so evil (E-VILE!) too!" Danika laughed. "So, we're gonna go across the street and watch this whole thing." She sneered, "You better not try anything or," She made a sliding motion across her throat, "Logan'll get it."
As they walked off the porch, Selina slipped a tiny recording device out of her pocket and dropped it onto the porch swing across from Mary Anne. She muttered to herself, "Let's sit back and enjoy the show."
They walked across the street, well, they jaywalked of course.
"This is gonna be the show of a life time." Danka laughed as they crossed the street. They sat down in the grass across the street and got out some books.
"Why are we reading?" Selina asked.
"So it looks like we're actually doin something." Danika said back, "And I like to read." she opened up her book and laid in the grass. They stayed there for twenty minutes. Whenever they looked up to make sure Mary Anne was still there, they saw her pacing or looking at her watch. They then saw Logan walking down the street.
"Ew! Mullet man walking down the street, run away, run away" Danika laughed.
"Yea, it's almost as bad a Richard Simmons!" laughed Selina.
"Shut up, here he comes." Danika snapped back to maturity "This is better than any book." She put the book down and watched as Logan walked up to Mary Anne. "Let the fun begin!"
"Wait, where's Dawn?!" Selina asked.
"Out, somewhere." Danika replied vaguely, "Shush and try to listen to them."
"Whatever." Selina shrugged and leaned forward. They watched as Mary Anne shifted from foot to foot. Logan said something and she turned away. She started to whisper something and he stared at her in total disbelief. After a few minutes he stomped inside the house. Mary Anne started to yell and he turned, screaming back at her. She ran after him.
"Oh.my." Selina said. "Hey wasn't that.where'd you get that?"
Danika sat on the grass holding a camera the size of a credit card. "This is priceless!" she laughed, "To everyone that watches this, I'd like to commemorate this moment to me, the evilest of all persons in the world." she cackled evilly. She turned the camera off. "I snapped, here you want one?"
Selina nodded and snapped her own camera there. "Mine's red!" she smiled.
"Well, fine!" Danika snapped, "Mine changes colours!"
"Whateva, lets just go!" Selina got up and dragged Danika behind her, "We might miss part of the show!"
"I'm comin!" Danika ran behind her. They went ran onto the porch and grabbed the recorder, "We'll listen to this latta, good thinkin Selina."
"Thankies!" Selina said, "Now lets go!"
They ran into the house and listened.
"They must be upstairs." Selina said, "You go first."
"Ok.wuss" she whispered.
"I'm not a wuss, I just don't want to get hurt." Selina said as she followed Danika upstairs.
"Yeah, well shut up." Danika came to the top.
"Logan, STOP!" they heard someone scream.
"That be Mary Anne." Selina said.
"Yeah, let's go see what's up!" Danika said, "wait, lets do this!" she snapped.
"What'd you do?" Selina said when nothing happened.
"I just snapped and turned us invisible." Danika said.
"No, but." Selina began.
"Selina, just shut it and trust me on this one!" Danika sarted to run down the hall. Selina followed her into a room.
There they found Dawn lying on her bed dead. A book lay in her limp hand. Logan was by the bed side holding a bloody kitchen knife in his hand. Mary Anne stood in a corner of the room and watched in horror, her hand covering mouth. Her eyes were filled with every emotion Selina and Danika had ever seen. Blood dripped down from Dawn's throat.
"OH MY GOSH!!!!!LOGAN!" Mary Anne screamed, "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"I killed her." Logan said, his breath long and deep, "I always knew you two were up to something. Why did you lie to me?" he moved
Mary Anne moved away from him, "Get away from me."
"Awww."Danika said, "We missed the show!"
"Who said that?!" Logan yelled.
"You really did make us invisible, sweet!" Selina nodded.
"Opps, better make us visible again." Danika snapped and they appeared.
"Who are you?! Where did you come from?!" Logan looked at Mary Anne, "More of your girlfriends?!"
"NO!" Selina said and shuddered, "Ewww.I'm very fond of guys."
"Yes, I'm straight, thank you very much!" Danika said. "Thank you Orli!" She whispered, "Now get out, we need to talk to Mary Anne alone."
"What do you mean?! I'm not leaving!" Logan replied.
"Leave." Selina said.
"No!" Logan said.
"Yes."
"NO!"
"Now!"
"Never!" Logan yelled back.
"Both of you SHUT UP!" Danika yelled, "Selina, stop trying to be me."
"But I wasn't!" Selina retorted.
"Logan, LEAVE NOW OR I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!" Danika yelled.
"Yeah right!" Logan laughed, "You couldn't hurt a fly! Look!" he pointed to Dawn, "I just killed her, what makes you think I won't kill you next?!"
"Hmm." Danika said and then whispered to Selina, "He's good, I'll give him that much, but he's obviously NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" she turned and yelled at him, "Listen and be scared!" she yanked out her sword, "I'll poke in the eye you with a toothpick and let you bleed to death, slowly all your blood will drain out of your body." Selina giggled at the thought.
"But you can't." Logan began.
"SILENCE!" Danika roared.
Logan looked taken aback.
"Welcome to my world." Selina whispered and she got a sympathy glance from Logan. She smiled but then glared at him. "Ewww.. I don't even like you!"
"LET ME CONTINUE!" Danika yelled as the others nodded silently, "Then I will cut off your arm and stuff it down your throat. After that I'll hang you from a tree and watch you die a slow and painful death." She laughed, "But anyways, you have to leave."
"Yup, sorry!" Selina smiled.
"No, I won't!" Logan cried out.
"Fine, we'll have to do it the hard way." Selina snapped and Logan disappeared.
"That wasn't so hard was it?" Danika asked the air and then laughed triumphantly. "Now back to you." They both turned to Mary Anne.
"Why did you make me do that?!" she asked, still trying to recover, "Bring Dawn back!"
"We can't." Selina said.
"Yes you can!" Mary Anne ran and started to shake Selina, "Snap! Just do something!"
"Nope, no can do!" Danika said and then she sighed, "Mary Anne, Mary Anne." She shook her head, "Didn't I already tell you that the whole reason we're here to kill each of you? Two down and four to go."
"Yeah, and you never know who's gonna be next!" Selina said happily, "This is what you get for flaming me! Never flame, its mean!"
"I'll tell the police!" she threatened, "They'll come and put you in jail! I won't let you hurt any of my other friends!"
"Then when they come, you'll have to explain this." Danika waved at Dawn, "And do you know who really killed her?"
"Logan." Mary Anne whispered.
"Now, you wouldn't want to hurt him, would you?" Selina asked in a fake sweet voice.
"No." Mary Anne said firmly.
"Good, then don't tell." Danika waved to her, "This is our exit, we gotta go!"
"Toodles!" Selina said.
"Wait!" Mary Anne said before Selina or Danika could snap.
"What?!" Selina asked.
"What should I do with her body then?" Mary Anne cringed at the thought of touching the body.
"Oh, just leave it there."
"But, what will I say to Dad and Sharon?" Mary Anne asked.
"You'll think of something." Selina said, "You have a creative mind."
"Now we really got to go!" Danika said
"Ta-ta!" Selina said.
Mary Anne heard a pop and watched as the smoke cleared. The girls had vanished.
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Hey everyone! We're back and yes, its more killings! How'd you like the chappie? Well, it liked you! ^_^ Beware! we'll be back next chapter, and its even more gruesome and funny! R&R is always appreciated! Anywho, everyone have a great day and remember..FLAME AND YOU'LL FIND US AT YOUR DOORSTEP!"
Yours,
/\/\/\/\/\/\Danika/\/\/\/\/\/\
~~SeLiNA~~would you like a fry with that?
Danika's comments-
Nell- hehe, glad you like! yes, the babysitters will fall! they will all burn and die a slow and painful death! I am so evil (e-vile!)! well, thanx for reviewn, cyas! now MY work is done here.
Barbara Graf- You would want to flame us anyways? I'm so hurt! lol, thanx for reviewn, we wouldn't hurt you anyways *smiles*. you never know. *clears throat* yes, we did aim for the grotesque type of story, and it gets even more disgusting as the story moves on. Hope you enjoyed this chappie!
Ushuaia- thanx for the review, ummm.we are writin more! have a great day!
CrazyWriter- *bows down, which is not very unlikely, so don't think I will* your order has been received and granted, o' craziness of all writers! and no, you shouldn't have found this fic to be amusing, I mean, we're not suppose to laugh at someone dying, but ain't it funny when its some stupid babysitters?! Ha! I luv this whole fic! And yes, you must congratulate Selina on the Lifesavers, it was all her diabolical evil plan. *actually, when I was writin, I asked her to name a candy and she said lifesavers. I put it in and didn't realize the significance of it till later in the story.* anywho, thankies for reviewies! * hands her lifesaves* you never know when these might come in handy!
Signed-
Ü~Ü~Ü Danika, the professional at evil (E-.you guys get the point!)Ü~Ü~Ü
Selina's comments-
CrazyWriter- yea! you liked it! Of course you should have found it amusing, lol, Lifesavers...yum-and since you were the first reviewer for this fic, I give to you the "First Reviewer of This Fic" award. Enjoy, and handle with care!
Ushuaia: *evil laughter * you have NO idea what's coming, MUAH HAHAHA!!!
Barbara Graf:I'm glad you liked, and you better not flame, OR ELSE! Haha im j/j-hope u like next chap(I do-its got lotsa chris in it-lol)
Nell:YAY!! U LIKED IT!!!! You better read the next chapter.and like it or else!!
*SeLInA*~~~~~would u like a fry with that???
"Who are you really?" Kristy asked as she narrowed her eyes suspiciously at the girls.
"We already told you!" Dankia rolled her eyes, "My real name's Shaniquah Latifah Monica Johnson, but call me Danika."
"That's a mouthful." Dawn muttered.
Danika looked at her and glared, "Excuse me?"
Dawn scooted back, "Nothing." Selina giggled.
"And I'm Selina, nice to meet you!" she smiled.
"Ok, good for you guys, but who are you, exactly?" Stacey said.
"We're friends of Claudia." Danika said.
"What are those?!" Mallory exclaimed as she pointed to Selina's weapons.
"This is called a sword," Selina said as she pulled it from its sheath, "and these are twin throwing knives. They can also be spun and are used for close combat." She giggled as she held the sword out to Mallory, "You wanna see?"
"Uhhh.No thanks!" she said as she scooted away slowly, "Thanks for the offer though, I guess."
Selina put the sword away as Danika started to explain her weapons, "I have a sword like Selina's, but instead of two knives, I have one long curved knife." She pulled it out, "It's easier to pull out of your.victims.when it's curved." She smiled queerly. "And I also have a bow with a set of feathered arrows which I carry in a quiver." She put the sword away and pulled out the bow.
"Can you actually use those?" Jessi asked.
"Woulda like see?" without waiting for an answer Danika whipped out an arrow and shot it. It seemed to head straight at Kristy, but missed her only by a few inches and landed in the wall behind her.
"Now that's mad skill!" Selina said as Danika went to retrieve the arrow.
"Whoa." Dawn said as she watched Kristy's eyes grow.
"Opps!" Danika smiled at Kristy, "I almost shot you!" she smiled spitefully, "My bad."
"It left a hole in the wall." Stacey pointed out.
"You mean you don't like our artwork?!" said Selina, shocked.
"I love it, it's so.uhh.original..." said Stacey as she stared at the wall.
Selina look at Danika and tried to smother her laugh.
"You still haven't answered my question, what are you doing here." Kristy asked, trying to cover up her alarm.
"Oh, sorry about that!" Selina said, "But, you are kinda cutting into the confidential file. Anyways, we're friends of Claudia's."
"You already said that." Kristy glared at them and moved her hand towards the phone.
"Yeah, actually, we're her best friends!" Selina gushed.
"Best friends.?" Stacey's eyes welled up, "What do you mean? I thought she was my best friend!"
"Oh, just shut it!" Danika said as rolled her eyes "My goodness, you haven't noticed she hates you?"
Stacey stared to sob, "That cuts deep!"
"Well, just be happy you didn't hear half the things she said about you yesterday." Selina knelt down and patted Stacey on the arm, "We'll spare you the details."
"Thanks." she sniffled.
"So, if you know Claudia so well, where is she?" Mary Anne asked in a surprisingly snobbish tone.
"She was sent to." Selina started and looked to Danika for some help.
"boot camp!" Danika said, "She was sent there by her parents for the rest of the summer."
"Why didn't she tell me that she was leaving?" Stacey asked.
"Because she hates you!" Selina said. Stacey began to bawl again. Danika sniggered.
"Really, she didn't say anything because it was an emergency and she had to leave right away." Danika said.
"That's why the walls aren't finished." added Selina.
"Oh." many of the girls echoed in the room.
"Anywho!" Danika rolled her eyes, "The real reason we're here is to join the Baby-sitters Club."
"Huh? Who told you that you could do that?" Kristy asked.
"Claudia did, see, here's the note she told us to give you." Danika handed Kristy the note and a look of surprise crossed her face.
"Claudia said you could join the Club?" Jessi asked.
"You?!" Mary Anne said, surprising everyone, "How old are you?!"
"Twenty-one" Selina said very happy that she wasn't thirteen anymore.
"Don't you think that's a little old to be joining this club?" Mary-Anne asked, suspicion rising every second.
"No." Selina and Danika said firmly.
Mary Anne shifted uncomfortably. This was all too weird. Some twenty-one year old girls come in, by the window, and ask if they can join the club. Plus, they say that Claudia was their best friend. Then a "sculpture" of Claudia on the floor with scissors sticking out of her stomach and they tell her she was sent to boot camp?! Claudia would be the last person to be sent to a boot camp. And Claudia hating Stacey? How unlikely. She wondered why everyone bought it.
"Where does Claudia keep her Lifesavers?" Jessi asked.
"Oh those are right over there, by the statue of Claudia." Selina laughed.
The phone rang then, "I'll get it!" Danika ran across the room and jumped on the phone. "The Baby Sitters Club, this is Danika speaking."
"Hi...Danika, this is Mrs.Pike, I was wondering if I could get one of you to baby sit some of the younger kids two weeks from Friday."
"Um.I don't think that will be possible. None of us will be in town on that day." Danika replied slyly and winked at Selina.
"What?" Dawn asked.
Danika covered up the phone, "Mrs. Pike was wondering if someone could sit for her younger kids two weeks from Friday."
"Ok, let me check the book." Mary Anne reached for the book.
"Wait, you can't, we won't be here in two weeks." Selina said.
"Why not?" Stacey asked.
"Nope, none of us will be here, you'll all be floating around with angel wingy-wings!" Selina frolicked around the room demonstrating an angel.
"SHUT IT SELINA!!" Danika dropped the phone and hit her.
"OW!!!! What was that for?!" Selina.
"I'll tell you later." She hinted with her eyes. She brought the phone back up to her mouth.
"So, anyways Mrs.Pike." Danika said into the phone "I would be happy to baby-sit for you."
"Oh, you're such a darling! Thank you!" Mrs. Pike said in response.
"Sure, anytime" Danika said, disgusted by her use of vocabulary.
"Uh.everyone?" Mary Anne spoke up, "Could I talk to the Club MEMBERS *she overly emphasized the word* alone please?"
"Sure, go ahead! We'll just go out in the hall." Danika and Selina opened the door and exited, closing it behind them.
"Can you believe it?!" Selina sniggered, "They're actually buying it!"
"Yeah, but I'm a little worried about that Mary Anne," Danika narrowed he eyes, "She seems to know a little too much for her own good."
Selina stopped, "Yeah, you know, you're right. I could never stand that excuse of a Neanderthal. I wish we could hear what they're sayin. "
"I think that may be possible." Danika smiled, "I've always wanted to do this." She snapped and a hole in the wall appeared.
"What the POO?!" Selina yelled. From inside, they could see the girl's look up from their little huddle and at the hole. They just shrugged and went back to their whispering.
"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Selina said. The girls kept looking up.
"Shut up!" Dankia whispered, "They keep looking up."
"Can't they see us?" Selina asked as she looked into the hole.
"No, of course not, if they did, they'd like, freak out." Danika shook her head.
"Oh, so it's like we can see them but they can't us, right?"
"Right!" Danika smiled.
"So how do you do it?" Selina asked and then crossed her arms, "And how come I never knew about this before?"
"Well, first, how do you think we've lived after jumping out of the window all those times?" Danika asked, Selina shrugged, "Here's the answer: I'VE SNAPPED US OUT!"
"Oh, I always kinda thought we were flying." Selina said quietly.
"Oy!" Danika slapped her forehead. "Anywho, let me explain. We're fanfic authors, right?" she said.
"Right."
"And in fanfics, your allowed to do whatever you want. So in this fic, I made it so that when you or I snap we can get whatever we want." She shrugged.
"No way." Selina lifted up her fingers, "Anything I want?"
"Anything your heart could desire.but please keep it at a PG-13 level Selina!" Danika said.
Selina rolled her eyes, "Fine, then get me a cow!" she smiled smugly.
"Ok." Danika snapped and a cow appeared right in the middle of the hallway.
"MOOOO!!!"
"A COW!" Selina screamed.
Danika looked up to see the BSC members getting up.
"Sorry Selina, but the cow has to go."
"Already?" Selina whined. "It only got here! How rude!"
"Yes, now move, or I'll make Chris hate you forever." Danika threatened.
"OK OK OK!!!!" she ran away, "I'm moving!"
Selina snapped and the cow disappeared. Kristy opened the door.
"Uhhh.is everything ok out here?" Kristy asked.
"I was having a cow!" Selina smiled.
"Right." Kristy said, "We need a few more minutes to discuss some.issues."
"Ok, take all the time in the world!" Danika said with a fake smile. She waited until the door was closed before she turned to Selina.
"Here's how to do it: I.P.S." Danika said.
"I.P.S.?" Selina echoed.
"Imagine, picture, snap!" Danika said, "First, you imagine what you want, then you picture it happening, and last, you snap and it happens, I.P.S.! Try it, but try to make it something small."
"Ok, but before I start, when did you get this idea?"
"I told you I've always wanted to do this type of thing. Plus, it's a fic, so anything counts, now SNAP!"
Selina closed her eyes and smiled. She snapped and squealed. A puff of smoke came and finally cleared.
"Ummm.hey guys, where am I?" Selina opened her eyes and smiled.
"Hey, Chris!" Danika said, she turned to Selina and narrowed her eyes, "Selina, you sly little thing. I shoulda known you'd snap Chris here."
"You made it!" she ran over to the blonde guy, "Yay!" she hugged him hard. "Did you miss me while I was gone?"
"Uhhh.Danika..help!" Chris sputtered as he was being choked by Selina.
"Ok, great, you get the concept," Danika hurried so she could spare Chris, "now you need to snap Chris back to home and then we can listen to their conversation."
"Awww.but I don't wanna!" Selina cried.
"Where am I anyways?" he asked.
"DO IT!!" Danika yelled.
"Fine, but I'll never forgive you for this Danika." She turned sadly to Chris, "Sorry, I'll explain later."
"I'm leaving?" he said, making his best puppy dog face. "Why do you always listen to her?"
Selina opened her mouth and her eyes welled up, "I can't do it!" her eyes got all mushy, "Your so cute when you do that."
He smiled bashfully, "Really?" she nodded and he winked at her. She fell against Danika for support.
"Chris, please.?" Danika begged. "Your really the only one that can make her do this."
"Fine, but Orli sends his love Danika." He smiled deviously as Danika's mouth dropped open. She regained her composure quickly.
"Of course he does. If he didn't, he knows I'd kill him."
"Right." Chris laughed.
She took a deep breath and stuck her tongue out at Chris, "Uhh.Selina do you mind?" Selina only twitched as she stared at Chris, "Give Chris a hug and snap him away."
"Ok." she said in a really vague way.
"Remember, PG-13." Danika reminded.
"Yeah, yeah. I know!" they hugged, "Ok, I guess we have to say bye." She waved, "Bye!"
He opened his mouth to say something, but was covered up by the sound of Selina's snap. He disappeared.
"Ok, good, now let's go listen to their conversation." Danika went and placed herself in front of the hole. Selina stood in the same spot.
"Selina!" Danika said sternly, but stopped as she saw Selina's eyes well up, "I already miss him! Why did you make me do it?!"
"Ok, well, here." Danika said sincerely, "We can set a day aside for just Chris, you, Orli and me to spend together. Remember, we can snap anywhere!"
Selina's eyes brightened, "Ok, that sounds good." She followed Danika and then glared, "but you wouldn't have snapped Orli back."
"SO, your point?" Danika rolled her eyes. She looked into the hole.
"I mean, don't they seem a little weird to you guys?" Mary Anne asked.
"See that's what I mean." Danika whispered, "She's to suspicious."
"No, other than those weapon things, I kinda like them." Jessi said, "I mean, they are a little weird, but isn't everyone?"
"Well, I remember when I tried to get in the club," Mallory said, "you guys were really hard on me. They seem like they want to get in, so why not just try it out?"
"What I think." Mary Anne started, but was interrupted.
"Mary Anne, you worry too much." Kristy said, already predicting her thoughts "We need the extra help, so I say, let's try them out. Mallory's right, lets give 'em a chance."
"Ok." Dawn said.
"Yeah, I need some more friends." said Stacey. Selina and Danika both giggled at this.
"I say let them have a chance." Mallory said.
"I'm with Mal." Jessi said.
"Why not?" Kristy asked, "What about you Mary Anne?"
"Fine," she sighed, I mean what was she suppose to say when the whole club was for the girls joining? "I guess."
"Score!" Selina said as she gave Danika a high five, "Ha! In your face Mary Anne!"
"Great, I'll go get them." Kristy got up.
"Hurry up, make the hole disappear!" Selina said.
"No, I'll get them, I'm closer." Dawn got up and moved toward the door. Danika snapped quickly and the hole disappeared just as Dawn opened the door.
"You guys can come in now." Dawn smiled kindly.
"Ok." Danika led the way and whispered to Selina, "You know, I feel kinda bad about getting rid of Dawn, she was always my favorite when I was little."
"Yeah, but will we really regret it?" Selina asked with a smile.
"Nah!" they both laughed as they sat down on the bed.
"Hey, umm..that's where I sit." Mary Anne said to Danika.
"Oh, really?" she looked at her sadly, "Well, here," Mary Anne smiled as the thought of getting her spot back crossed her mind, "you can sit right there." Danika pointed to a corner over by the door.
Mary Anne frowned, "No, actually, I'd really like to sit in MY spot."
"Oh, really Mary Anne, let them have it!" Stacey said as she smiled at them all happily. It made both Selina and Danika want to barf.
"Yeah, I mean, they are the guests." Mallory said.
Mary Anne looked over to Kristy, who just shrugged. She sat on the ground next to Jessi.
Selina started obnoxiously humming "Old MacDonald" followed by a bridge of "Deck the Halls."
"No! Don't even start that Selina!" Danika said annoyed.
"Why not?" Selina asked.
"STOP!!!! My ears are bleeding." said Danika, "You've been singing this for a whole year, just stop already!"
"Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!" Selina continued, snickers came from a few of the girls.
Danika drew her sword, "If you don't shut up I'll skin you and make you my slippers!"
"No you won't!" Selina got up and danced around the room. "Old Mac Donald had a cow ei-ei-o!" Selina sang in Danika's ear.
Danika girl-slapped her.
"Well, it's 6o'clock, so I call this meeting to an end!" Kristy got up as did the others. The BSC members started exiting the room, taking some Lifesavers with them.
"Are you guys coming?" Mallory asked.
"Nah, we're gonna stay here and finish cleaning up." Selina said.
"Ok, well, bye!" Mallory said as she left. She shut the door behind her. Only Mary Anne was left as she finished putting the Club stuff away.
As she started to put away the record book she felt the eyes of Danika and Selina on her. She looked at them and stared hard, finding it difficult to withstand their gazes. She broke the glance, noticing that she had been glaring at them.
"I don't like you guys." She sneered, and then looked quite surprised. She had never felt this kind of dislike before.
"Well, we don't like you either." Danika said. She shifted her eyes over to Selina, "The door."
Selina nodded and went and locked the door, she snapped and the key disappeared.
"That's so nifty!" said Selina. Danika smiled at her and then turned her attention back to Mary Anne.
"Welcome to our torture chamber." Danika said as she smiled nastily. Mary Anne's eyes went huge.
~~~~~~~
"Your gonna wish you never met us." Selina said as she laughed evilly.
"What.?" Mary Anne sputtered. "H-how did you do that?"
"Do what?" Danika asked as Selina began to control herself.
"The key." she paused, "it disappeared when you snapped!"
Danika beamed, "It's called I.P.S."
"You're teachin her that?!" Selina said.
"Yes, I am." She winked at Selina "I.P.S. It stands for imagine, picture, snap. If I snap, I can get anything I want! So can Selina."
"No way." Mary Anne said in a horrified voice, "Prove it!"
"Fine!" Selina said and giggled, "Welcome back Chris!"
"Selina!" Danika yelled in a scared voice, "N-no, don't do it." She shook her head violently, "If they know what we're doin here, they'll kill us."
"Yeah." Selina dropped her hand, "How bout a cow?!"
"No, something small like." Danika pondered for a moment, "this!"
She snapped and a computer appeared. Danika went over and clicked on something on the screen. She began reading in a high and snobbish voice,
"This fanfiction is the worst one that I've read in my whole entire life. Go out, get a clue, and write something new! Actually, no don't write something new because everything you write is bound to be horrible. Signed- Mrs. Bruno." Danika's body shook so badly she could hardly snap.
"This is unacceptable." Danika said in a deathly low voice. Her eyes were closed as she leaned over the desk where the computer once sat. Mary Anne took a few steps back. Selina started to cry.
"You know, I have feelings too!" she cried, "I put a lot of work into that fic, and then you come and flame it." She looked at Mary Anne angrily, "You will pay for this you nasty little midget!"
"I could put you through so much pain, you would be screaming out in horror. You would cry to me and ask me to kill you." Danika said as she slowly lifted her head, "Why are you so cruel?!" she opened her eyes suddenly.
"No, you don't understand!" Mary Anne said.
"I think we understand, it's your turn to feel the pain!" Selina said.
Mary Anne backed up. Danika started to speak and as she did Selina and her moved closer and closer to Mary anne, "Ok, I'm gonna just get this over with, cuz I have places to go and people *she smiled* to see. Here's the plan. Selina and I are here to punish all of you stupid little babysitters for flaming her fic. So, we're gonna kill you one.by.one." She slowed down to make her meaning more clear. She smiled maliciously.
"Kill?" Mary Anne's voice squeaked. She slowly looked at Claudia and screamed. "YOU KILLED CLAUDIA!!! And all this just for flaming a fic?!" Mary Anne backed away. So many questions ran through her head that she found it hard to think.
"Yes, and you didn't just flame a fic, YOU FLAMED MY FIC!!!!" Selina yelled.
"Anywho, let me continue with my evil plan (just to tell ya'll, in this fic "evil" is pronounced "e-vile" if you say it wrong, we'll kill you, lol)."
"Wait, Selina!" Mary Anne started in a shaky voice, "Your too nice, you'd never hurt anyone! And Danika you're." she stopped and decided against saying anything.
"Oh, I'm nice and giggly at times, but I've grown fond of my new." Selina paused to add suspense, "hobby."
"Ok, well, since you know about our little trick, I.P.S., and you know why we're here," Danika said, "We have decided to give you a little chore. If you don't do it, I'll kill all your friends and Mr. Bruno."
"No.Not Logan." Mary Anne whispered.
"When did we decide this?!" Selina asked.
"Just listen, you'll like this."
"No, tell me NOW!" Selina yelled.
"Man don't have a hemorrhoid," Danika said to her "I think I've rubbed off on her a little bit." Danika whispered to Mary Anne, "We'll be right back!" she snapped and they disappeared. Mary Anne sat there for a few seconds speechless.
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!" Mary Anne ran to the door and jiggled the handle, but found it to be locked. She ran over to the window and tugged on it, but it also was locked.
"Oh, no!" she looked around frantically, "The phone! I'll call the police!" she ran to the phone and picked it up. She dialed a few numbers. "Ha!" she laughed triumphantly "You guys forgot about the." she stopped as a female voice began to speak, (you know the annoying people that say 'we're sorry, but please hang up and try again!' Man I hate those people.)
"We're sorry, but this phone line has been cut off using I.P.S." Mary Anne's eyes widened, "Good try though Mary Anne!" she heard a soft pop behind her.
"I love that message!" Mary Anne shrieked and turned around quickly. She dropped the phone. There behind her stood Danika and Selina. "You know, when you shriek like that it reminds me of a pig." Selina laughed and took a sip from a cup in her hand. The cup held an umbrella in it.
"Good try, but not good enough Mary Anne." Danika smiled, "I'll give you a brownie point for attempting to outsmart me"
"Us. Trying to outsmart us." Selina said.
"Us." Danika corrected.
Mary Anne looked and noticed both had changed into Hawaiian shirts and were tan. Danika's white blond hair was even blonder and Selina's medium brown hair had little streaks of blond in it.
"That was a good idea!" Selina said, "Cancun was a great pick, Danika. How did you know that I wanted to go there?"
"Evil (remember e-vile!) minds think alike!" Danika said as she took a sip of her own drink. "but, we must move on and get the dirty work over with. Did you like my plan?"
"It's marvelous!" Selina laughed. "So evil (e-vile!)"
"Good, so, to actually be taken seriously, we have to get rid of these." Danika snapped and they returned to they're normal clothes. The drinks disappeared.
"No fair!" Selina whined, "I was enjoying that!"
"We can go back later and get some more." Danika said and then started to whisper, "Let's take Orli and Chris with us next time."
Selina smiled dreamily, "Ohhh.myyyy.That would be heaven."
"But before that we have to get this over with." Danika turned back to Mary Anne, "If you want to spare your friends lives, I suggest you do what I say."
Mary Anne didn't say anything.
"Selina, I'll give you the honour." Danika bowed to her, "Take it away mi amigo!"
Selina nodded and smiled, "Ok, this is what you have to do. Today, I want you to call Logan and tell him to meet you at your house on the front porch at approximately 11:00 A.M."
"No Selina!" Danika whispered, "That's too early! I won't even be up."
"Oh, right," Selina turned back to Danika, "How bout 2:00?"
"That works." said Danika.
"Ok, tell him to meet you at 2:00." Selina smiled, "We'll come at 1:30 to give you the rest of the instructions."
Mary Anne nodded. "This is easy." She thought, "but something doesn't quite seem right."
"Go." Selina snapped and the door opened slowly. Mary Anne didn't move.
"I've lost my patience with you, just go!" Danika pushed her out the door. Mary Anne ran down the stairs.
(back up in the room)
"Why didn't you tell her the rest of the plan?" Danika asked.
"Cuz then she'd run away and tell everyone." Selina said.
"That's the smartest thing I think I've ever heard you say." Danika unbuckled her sword from her waist, "But you know we could wait and watch and make sure she doesn't blow our plan."
"Oh, but lets let her wonder all night about how we're gonna torture her." Selina smiled cruelly, "I'll sleep better then."
"Amen!" Danika said, "Preach it sista! I love it when you think like me!"
They laughed and made their way downstairs to grab something to eat.
~
"Ha!" Danika laughed, "Can you believe the Kishi's are actually falling for it too?"
They had just come up from dinner.
"I mean," Selina laughed, "All we had to do was say we were exchange students and they accepted us!"
"Yeah, and then did you see their faces when we showed them those fake report cards?!" Danika fell over laughing.
"They like hugged us and said we were they're long lost daughters." Selina fell on the ground giggling.
"So, if we're gonna stay here, I say we need separate rooms." Danika said, "And then we can decorate them differently."
Selina's eyes went huge, "Really?!"
"Yeah! And then when we get sick of it, we can just snap," Danika snapped, "and we get a totally new style."
"Cool!"
~
Danika awoke to the loud knocking on the door.
"Wake up you lazy warthog!" Selina screamed.
"RMHM!" she grumbled as she rolled over.
"Come on! Don't make me come in there!" Selina kicked open the door with gusto.
"MHRMH!!" Danika replied.
"Get up or I'll turn the light on!" Selina walked in and flipped the switch. She walked over to the bedside. "Awww.she's so cute when she sleeps."
Suddenly, something grabbed her leg and started scratching it. "DANIKA! STOP!!!" Selina screamed.
Danika got up, ran to the bathroom and locked the door, while Selina sat moaning in pain. "Only Orli can say I'm cute!!" she yelled.
"Danika, your gonna pay for this!" said Selina as she got up, "Your gonna go down!"
"Yeah, but first, let me look at least half decent." She yelled from the bathroom, "I won't let anyone see me."
"In your morning glory?" Selina asked laughing.
"Shut it Selina! Wait, what am I doing?!" Selina heard a pop and watched as Danika walked out of the bathroom.
"Ahh.that's better!" she shook her hair around, "This I.P.S. thing is really handy!"
"No fair!" Selina pouted, "I took a whole 45 minutes to get ready and you only took 3 seconds!"
"Oh, come on, lets go grab some grub and go kill someone." Danika said nonchalantly.
"Ok!" Selina got up and walked downstairs with Danika.
~~~~~
Mary Anne was sitting on her porch anxiously waiting for them to arrive.
"I wonder what they're going to do to me, I wish they would just tell me. It's making insanely nervous." Mary Anne thought. "But then again maybe I don't want them to show up."
Mary Anne glanced at her watch, half and hour until Logan comes. Just as she did that Selina pulled up in her black Corvette, Danika followed in her yellow Viper.
"We're back!!!" Selina said from her Corvette. "Sorry we're so early, these cars drive so fast!"
"I love Vipers!" Danika smiled, "Next time I'm getting a Corvette though."
Selina and Danika simultaneously got out of their cars, closed the doors at the same time and walked up to the porch.
"Oh, it's not a problem." Mary Anne said sarcastically.
"Ok, so the plan is." Danika smirked, "you have to tell Logan that you are gay with Dawn."
"WHAT?! Why would I be gay with HER?" Mary Anne harshly questioned.
"You better do it, otherwise we'll kill Logan." Selina stated.
Mary Anne sat in silence contemplating what she would do. She had no idea how Logan would take it. She couldn't do this, she wasn't lesbian. She wanted Logan not her.step-sister who's also her best friend.
"Man that's just sick!" Mary Anne said.
"I know, its so evil (E-VILE!) too!" Danika laughed. "So, we're gonna go across the street and watch this whole thing." She sneered, "You better not try anything or," She made a sliding motion across her throat, "Logan'll get it."
As they walked off the porch, Selina slipped a tiny recording device out of her pocket and dropped it onto the porch swing across from Mary Anne. She muttered to herself, "Let's sit back and enjoy the show."
They walked across the street, well, they jaywalked of course.
"This is gonna be the show of a life time." Danka laughed as they crossed the street. They sat down in the grass across the street and got out some books.
"Why are we reading?" Selina asked.
"So it looks like we're actually doin something." Danika said back, "And I like to read." she opened up her book and laid in the grass. They stayed there for twenty minutes. Whenever they looked up to make sure Mary Anne was still there, they saw her pacing or looking at her watch. They then saw Logan walking down the street.
"Ew! Mullet man walking down the street, run away, run away" Danika laughed.
"Yea, it's almost as bad a Richard Simmons!" laughed Selina.
"Shut up, here he comes." Danika snapped back to maturity "This is better than any book." She put the book down and watched as Logan walked up to Mary Anne. "Let the fun begin!"
"Wait, where's Dawn?!" Selina asked.
"Out, somewhere." Danika replied vaguely, "Shush and try to listen to them."
"Whatever." Selina shrugged and leaned forward. They watched as Mary Anne shifted from foot to foot. Logan said something and she turned away. She started to whisper something and he stared at her in total disbelief. After a few minutes he stomped inside the house. Mary Anne started to yell and he turned, screaming back at her. She ran after him.
"Oh.my." Selina said. "Hey wasn't that.where'd you get that?"
Danika sat on the grass holding a camera the size of a credit card. "This is priceless!" she laughed, "To everyone that watches this, I'd like to commemorate this moment to me, the evilest of all persons in the world." she cackled evilly. She turned the camera off. "I snapped, here you want one?"
Selina nodded and snapped her own camera there. "Mine's red!" she smiled.
"Well, fine!" Danika snapped, "Mine changes colours!"
"Whateva, lets just go!" Selina got up and dragged Danika behind her, "We might miss part of the show!"
"I'm comin!" Danika ran behind her. They went ran onto the porch and grabbed the recorder, "We'll listen to this latta, good thinkin Selina."
"Thankies!" Selina said, "Now lets go!"
They ran into the house and listened.
"They must be upstairs." Selina said, "You go first."
"Ok.wuss" she whispered.
"I'm not a wuss, I just don't want to get hurt." Selina said as she followed Danika upstairs.
"Yeah, well shut up." Danika came to the top.
"Logan, STOP!" they heard someone scream.
"That be Mary Anne." Selina said.
"Yeah, let's go see what's up!" Danika said, "wait, lets do this!" she snapped.
"What'd you do?" Selina said when nothing happened.
"I just snapped and turned us invisible." Danika said.
"No, but." Selina began.
"Selina, just shut it and trust me on this one!" Danika sarted to run down the hall. Selina followed her into a room.
There they found Dawn lying on her bed dead. A book lay in her limp hand. Logan was by the bed side holding a bloody kitchen knife in his hand. Mary Anne stood in a corner of the room and watched in horror, her hand covering mouth. Her eyes were filled with every emotion Selina and Danika had ever seen. Blood dripped down from Dawn's throat.
"OH MY GOSH!!!!!LOGAN!" Mary Anne screamed, "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"I killed her." Logan said, his breath long and deep, "I always knew you two were up to something. Why did you lie to me?" he moved
Mary Anne moved away from him, "Get away from me."
"Awww."Danika said, "We missed the show!"
"Who said that?!" Logan yelled.
"You really did make us invisible, sweet!" Selina nodded.
"Opps, better make us visible again." Danika snapped and they appeared.
"Who are you?! Where did you come from?!" Logan looked at Mary Anne, "More of your girlfriends?!"
"NO!" Selina said and shuddered, "Ewww.I'm very fond of guys."
"Yes, I'm straight, thank you very much!" Danika said. "Thank you Orli!" She whispered, "Now get out, we need to talk to Mary Anne alone."
"What do you mean?! I'm not leaving!" Logan replied.
"Leave." Selina said.
"No!" Logan said.
"Yes."
"NO!"
"Now!"
"Never!" Logan yelled back.
"Both of you SHUT UP!" Danika yelled, "Selina, stop trying to be me."
"But I wasn't!" Selina retorted.
"Logan, LEAVE NOW OR I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!" Danika yelled.
"Yeah right!" Logan laughed, "You couldn't hurt a fly! Look!" he pointed to Dawn, "I just killed her, what makes you think I won't kill you next?!"
"Hmm." Danika said and then whispered to Selina, "He's good, I'll give him that much, but he's obviously NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" she turned and yelled at him, "Listen and be scared!" she yanked out her sword, "I'll poke in the eye you with a toothpick and let you bleed to death, slowly all your blood will drain out of your body." Selina giggled at the thought.
"But you can't." Logan began.
"SILENCE!" Danika roared.
Logan looked taken aback.
"Welcome to my world." Selina whispered and she got a sympathy glance from Logan. She smiled but then glared at him. "Ewww.. I don't even like you!"
"LET ME CONTINUE!" Danika yelled as the others nodded silently, "Then I will cut off your arm and stuff it down your throat. After that I'll hang you from a tree and watch you die a slow and painful death." She laughed, "But anyways, you have to leave."
"Yup, sorry!" Selina smiled.
"No, I won't!" Logan cried out.
"Fine, we'll have to do it the hard way." Selina snapped and Logan disappeared.
"That wasn't so hard was it?" Danika asked the air and then laughed triumphantly. "Now back to you." They both turned to Mary Anne.
"Why did you make me do that?!" she asked, still trying to recover, "Bring Dawn back!"
"We can't." Selina said.
"Yes you can!" Mary Anne ran and started to shake Selina, "Snap! Just do something!"
"Nope, no can do!" Danika said and then she sighed, "Mary Anne, Mary Anne." She shook her head, "Didn't I already tell you that the whole reason we're here to kill each of you? Two down and four to go."
"Yeah, and you never know who's gonna be next!" Selina said happily, "This is what you get for flaming me! Never flame, its mean!"
"I'll tell the police!" she threatened, "They'll come and put you in jail! I won't let you hurt any of my other friends!"
"Then when they come, you'll have to explain this." Danika waved at Dawn, "And do you know who really killed her?"
"Logan." Mary Anne whispered.
"Now, you wouldn't want to hurt him, would you?" Selina asked in a fake sweet voice.
"No." Mary Anne said firmly.
"Good, then don't tell." Danika waved to her, "This is our exit, we gotta go!"
"Toodles!" Selina said.
"Wait!" Mary Anne said before Selina or Danika could snap.
"What?!" Selina asked.
"What should I do with her body then?" Mary Anne cringed at the thought of touching the body.
"Oh, just leave it there."
"But, what will I say to Dad and Sharon?" Mary Anne asked.
"You'll think of something." Selina said, "You have a creative mind."
"Now we really got to go!" Danika said
"Ta-ta!" Selina said.
Mary Anne heard a pop and watched as the smoke cleared. The girls had vanished.
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Hey everyone! We're back and yes, its more killings! How'd you like the chappie? Well, it liked you! ^_^ Beware! we'll be back next chapter, and its even more gruesome and funny! R&R is always appreciated! Anywho, everyone have a great day and remember..FLAME AND YOU'LL FIND US AT YOUR DOORSTEP!"
Yours,
/\/\/\/\/\/\Danika/\/\/\/\/\/\
~~SeLiNA~~would you like a fry with that?
Danika's comments-
Nell- hehe, glad you like! yes, the babysitters will fall! they will all burn and die a slow and painful death! I am so evil (e-vile!)! well, thanx for reviewn, cyas! now MY work is done here.
Barbara Graf- You would want to flame us anyways? I'm so hurt! lol, thanx for reviewn, we wouldn't hurt you anyways *smiles*. you never know. *clears throat* yes, we did aim for the grotesque type of story, and it gets even more disgusting as the story moves on. Hope you enjoyed this chappie!
Ushuaia- thanx for the review, ummm.we are writin more! have a great day!
CrazyWriter- *bows down, which is not very unlikely, so don't think I will* your order has been received and granted, o' craziness of all writers! and no, you shouldn't have found this fic to be amusing, I mean, we're not suppose to laugh at someone dying, but ain't it funny when its some stupid babysitters?! Ha! I luv this whole fic! And yes, you must congratulate Selina on the Lifesavers, it was all her diabolical evil plan. *actually, when I was writin, I asked her to name a candy and she said lifesavers. I put it in and didn't realize the significance of it till later in the story.* anywho, thankies for reviewies! * hands her lifesaves* you never know when these might come in handy!
Signed-
Ü~Ü~Ü Danika, the professional at evil (E-.you guys get the point!)Ü~Ü~Ü
Selina's comments-
CrazyWriter- yea! you liked it! Of course you should have found it amusing, lol, Lifesavers...yum-and since you were the first reviewer for this fic, I give to you the "First Reviewer of This Fic" award. Enjoy, and handle with care!
Ushuaia: *evil laughter * you have NO idea what's coming, MUAH HAHAHA!!!
Barbara Graf:I'm glad you liked, and you better not flame, OR ELSE! Haha im j/j-hope u like next chap(I do-its got lotsa chris in it-lol)
Nell:YAY!! U LIKED IT!!!! You better read the next chapter.and like it or else!!
*SeLInA*~~~~~would u like a fry with that???