A Sequence of "Kinda" Unfortunate Events
By Danika and Selina
Chapter 3
E-Vile Stuff
"This is gonna be great!" Selina sniggled as she pulled out the recording, "I'm gonna laugh my head off."
Danika ran into the house and started up the stairs, "Here, lets go to my room!" she ran down the hall and waited in front of the door, "Come on, let's go!"
"No!" Selina stopped in front of her room, "Let's go to mine, it's cooler! Plus, we've already been in yours."
"So?" Danika turned the knob to her room. "It's different now, I've redecorated."
"No, mine!" Selina shouted.
"Selina!" Danika yelled.
"MINE!" Selina screamed loudly. "COME NOW!" She stopped and smiled evilly (you know the drill E-VILLY!) "Ha, I have the recording!" she sang.
"Fine." Danika sighed as she closed the door to her room, "But next time it's my room!"
"Whatever." Selina said as she opened the door.
As Danika walked into Selina's circular diamond entranceway she noticed that Selina had added more countries to her mural of flags on her right wall.
"What new flags did you put up?" Danika asked.
"Oh, Sweden, Tanzania and Thailand." replied Selina
Danika looked to her left to glance at Selina's red velvet canopy bed with sculpted gold pillars. "Why don't you just move to Thailand while you're at it?" she said sarcastically, and then looked up at the ceiling and gasped.
"HOW did you do that?!" Danika asked astonished.
"Don't you love it? Special thanks to Kinkos, I can have my own life-size picture of Chris. He looks eminently hot posing like that" Selina giggled.
"Ah! I'm getting one of Orli! Wait, never mind, I can't!" Danika exclaimed and continued to look over the changes in her room. The room was still a burnt red with gold and black finishes, it had a cathedral ceiling with a couple skylights, and of course, lots of tassels. In one corner Selina had all of her instruments, her violin, piano, guitar and harp. The rest of the room was covered with either oriental objects or with posters of her current favorite band. Danika liked the room, but it felt too closed in for her. She liked open and airy, big, spacious, and bright. But, when you walked into this room you kind of felt like you were walking into a castle, and you started looking for the lord and ladies, the servants and even the emperor or king. Selina had always been obsessed with monarchies and royalty.
"Nice room Selina." Danika nodded, "But mine's still betta."
"Yeah right!" Selina rolled her eyes, "Anyways.Listen, it's starting!" Selina ran over to her bed and flopped down on it, followed by Danika.
Mary Anne's little voice filled the room, "Logan, please, listen to me."
"What is it?" he said, "You seem so nervous, lighten up!"
"What I'm about to say, take none of it seriously." Mary Anne said.
"Then why are you going say it?" Logan asked.
"Because I have to!" Mary Anne said, sounding close to tears. "I'm so sorry
Logan.Please don't be mad, it's all made up!"
"Then why would you tell me?" Logan questioned.
"I already said why, I have to! They're making me!" Mary Anne cried.
"Who's they?" Logan inquired.
Mary Anne paused, "I cannot say, or they may do something horrible if they find out I said something."
"Then just tell me." Logan said gently, "It can't be that bad!"
"Yes, it is!" Mary Anne calmed herself down after a moment, "Ok, let me just get this over with." She paused for a long second.
"Yes.?" Logan asked.
"Dawn and I," Mary Anne paused again, "We've been seeing one another." She closed her eyes tightly.
There was a long silence and then Mary Anne spoke hastily, "Don't believe what I just said! It's not true!"
"But." Logan began hoarsely, "you just said it."
"But I've been forced to say this!" Mary Anne said.
"By who?!" Logan began angrily, "Who would force you to say this?! Kristy?! DAWN?!"
Mary Anne started to cry, "I can't say, they may kill you if I do."
"Yeah! Likely excuse!" Logan said, "You make me sick!" he paused, which was most likely a shudder. "I can't believe I've been going steady with a bi- sexual!"
"But, Logan, I'm not!" Mary Anne tried to say.
"You know Mary Anne, I should have known you and Dawn were at it." Logan said in a low voice, "That's probably the only reason she joined the Babysitters Club, so she could pick a girl and." he paused, "have her. I'm sure she looked around and found you the easiest target, just because you're quiet, sweet, and innocent to the world. So you were friends with her, and she then turned you into a lesbian. Then you two became step- sisters." Logan's voice became shriller and shriller as he went on, "When you lived in the same house I'm sure it was easier to get together!" Mary Anne started to cry loudly, "You even shared a room at one time, didn't you?!" he questioned fiercely. Mary Anne didn't respond, all she did was cry, "You know, I may enjoy this." Logan said.
There was a lot of banging and crying. Mary Anne kept shouting to him to come back and that it wasn't true. There was one last bang and then everything went silent.
"That was great!" Selina laughed.
"Yeah." Danika chuckled, "Great."
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"Selina, what is this that I am feeling?!" Danika walked down the hall and opened her door. "Come to my room and explain this to me." She stepped in and said, "I'm back, lights on."
Some lights turned on, though they weren't needed. The room was shaped as a long rectangle with high ceilings. The walls were practically all glass, so light came in naturally. The huge windows stretched the length of the three walls opposite to the one where they had just entered. Even the ceiling was all glass. Selina took a step in.
"Whoa.." Selina whispered, "You've redecorated."
" Didn't we already establish that? Uhhh..shoes off." Danika said, pointing to Selina's shoes.
"Geeezzz." Selina said as she pulled off her shoes, "When did you get so uptight about cleanliness?"
"Whatever." Danika said as she stepped off of the entryway. The entryway was a raised half circle with a tiny stream flowing around it. Three steps that went down acted as the bridge over the little stream. To the right were some french doors.
"Where do those go to?" Selina pointed to the doors.
"Oh, those go to my terrace." Danika said. "And that over there is where I practice." She pointed in the other direction of the doors, or to the left of the entryway. On a stage-like structure her guitar stood on a stand and her flute lay next to it, a piano sat in the corner of the stage, "Come on."
Selina followed Danika to the middle of the room, where there were two couches and a chair that made a half circle around a huge television.
"Man, you out did yourself." Selina said as she sat down.
"That's not even half of it." Danika said, not even trying to cover up her pride. She spoke again, "Let's hear some Coldplay."
All of a sudden, some music blast from some speakers, but Selina couldn't find where.
"Where's the speakers?!" Selina asked over the music.
"In each corner of the room and in each corner of this little area, so I've got eight speakers all together."
"Do you have a subwoofer?" Selina inquired.
"Yeah, right here." Danika pointed under a table that sat between the couch she sat on and a chair.
"Well, that's nice, but can we turn it all off?" Selina asked.
"Sure. Sound system off!" the music instantly stopped.
"That is so nifty, how did you do that?" Selina asked.
"I don't know, I just got the idea from the movie Minority Report, you know when he walks into his house, all he has to do is talk and the stuff happens." Danika smiled, "I thought that was spiffy. Anyways, come see the rest."
Danika got up and led Selina to the end of the room. There was a bed that was also raised up on a platform. A canopy stretched across the top of it and fell down at the three posts.
"Why is everything raised on a platform?" Selina asked as she climbed up the steps to the bed. "And why does this bed only have three posts?!"
"I don't know, I'm not even sure where I got the ideas." Danika said, "I think the three posts is more original than four. Two are at the head of the bed and one is at the foot." Danika sat up and pointed to the left wall, "Did you see my window seat? "
Selina peered over and looked at where Danika was pointing. The window seat sat in between two parts of the wall that had been pushed in. All around it was glass.
"Pretty sweet, huh?" Danika asked. Selina didn't reply.
"This rooms big." Selina said.
"Yeah, I'm plannin on addin more." Danika said, "I just have to perfect the plans."
"More?!" Selina exclaimed, "Where?!"
"Oh, you'll see, later though." Danika got up and went down the steps to the window seat. "Selina, what's this weird emotion I'm experiencing. I feel as though I'm mad at myself."
"I think that's called GUILT!" Selina said, "Or maybe it's your CONSCIENCE!" Selina turned away, feeling the same thing.
"Oh, well, whatever, I'm over it." She turned and looked at Selina, "Who should we kill next?"
"I don't know." she said as she brushed away her feelings and remembered her flame, "Why, do you have a plan?"
"Of course." Danika said.
"Why did I even ask?" Selina said as she rolled her eyes. Of course Danika had a plan, she'd always been the best at being evil.
"Well, before I tell you the plan, I have a question." Danika's voice got unusually soft.
"Yes?" Selina asked, half surprised.
"Do you think Orli will like this room?"
"Well, I don't know." She shrugged and then saw Danika's expression, "Sure, I bet he will." Selina then smiled and wiggled her eyebrows, "Why don't we find out if the guys like our rooms?"
"And bring them here?" Danika asked, a slow grin beginning to form.
"Yup!" Selina stopped, "Hey!"
"What?" Danika's smile disappeared.
"Why don't we have a party?!" Selina looked back up and grinned, "We can invite the guys and all the girls. Maybe even Unbound to entertain us." (Unbound's a band).
"But what about my plan, when are we gonna kill someone?" Danika pondered.
"We can do it at the party." Selina smirked, "Let's invite the BSC girls and introduce them, we'll make the death be an accident."
"Oh, Selina, I've always liked the way you think." Danika smiled proudly, "I think I've rubbed off on you."
They're evil laughter could be heard as they got up to go polish off the plans.
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"Ok, first we need to make a list of people that we want to come." Danika went over to the desk and pulled out a pen. She opened a cabinet then and brought out a piece of paper. Selina was laying on the ground listening to her Walkman.
"Selina! Turn down the music, I can't even hear myself!" Danika said, "I love Chevelle and all, but we need to plan this right now."
"Yes master." Selina replied from the ground.
Danika rolled her eyes, "Anywho, who should we invite?" she asked as she sat down in a chair.
"Definitely Chris." Selina began, "And Orli too."
"Of course!" Danika rolled her eyes. "But who else?"
"Good question." Selina rolled over on her back.
"We should probably invite about twenty people including ourselves?" Danika questioned.
"Yea, that sounds about right."
"Well, what time is it?" Danika asked.
"About 3:00" Selina said without looking up, "On a Saturday. Do you know what's happening at home right now?"
"Yes, Unbound's practicing." Danika shifted in her seat.
"And Chris is singing!" Selina wailed, "And I can't listen to him!"
"Oh, shush. I should be the one crying, I haven't seen Orli in so long" Danika frowned, "Why don't we pay Unbound a visit?"
"Are you serious?!" Selina said, "Why do you even ask, lets go!" she stood up and snapped quickly.
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"Ouch! Where are we?!"
"I don't know! You snapped us here!" Danika groped around, "Here." She flicked on a light.
They were in a room that was filled with what seemed to be music equipment. There were two doors on either end of the room. Outside some music could be heard playing.
"CHRIS!" Selina screamed, though nobody heard her through the music. "That's him singing!"
"I know! Come on!" Danika pulled Selina toward the door in front of them. When they opened it music came blasting at them, but they kept walking and came onto a stage. A guy with black hair stood in front of them with a blue electric guitar. His back was to them and he was rocking it out.
"Rock on Brendan!" Danika yelled.
He stopped in the middle of one of his infamous jumps and not surprisingly fell against the drum stand again
"Danika? Selina?" he said, though they could hardly hear him over the music. He got up and rubbed his back. "Ouch."
"Brendan!" they ran over to him and hugged. The music died away as the other members of Unbound saw the girls.
"Where have you guys been?!" Brendan asked the girls after he finished hugging them. "We've been so worried!"
"Wait, what's going on?" said the blond guy near the front with an acoustic guitar, "Where'd your guitar go Bren.?"
Chris turned around and saw the girls standing next to Brendan. He stopped midway through what he was saying.
"Selina, you're back!" he said as he found his voice. Selina ran over to him and they hugged.
"Awww." Corey said from behind, "How cute!" Eric and Scott snickered.
Chris ignored him as he questioned Selina, "Where have you been?! I've been so upset!"
"I told you I would explain everything later!" Selina laughed.
"I thought I had dreamt that." Chris said.
Brendan leaned over and whispered to Danika, "So that freaky story Chris told us really is true?"
"Yup!" Danika smiled. "Hey, can I use your car Bren? I need to go find Orli."
"There's no need to do that." Someone grabbed Danika's shoulders from behind.
"Ahhh!" she screamed and jumped away. Danika turned around suddenly "If you ever do that to me again, Orlando, I'm gonna kill." she stopped as she stared at him, "I've missed you so much!" she cried.
"Ha, I told you I'd get you!" he laughed as he hugged her. "Did I see a tear when you saw me?"
"Oh, shut up." She said, wiping her face, "You only scared me!"
He shook his head, "Where have you been?! I came back from LA only to find you gone! I've been so worried sick because nobody knew where you two had gone off to! The least you could have done is called us."
"Yeah!" agreed Chris as he stared at Selina, "You should have called and told me where you were!" he echoed.
Danika opened her mouth, but Orli put his finger to her lips, "You can tell me later, I'm just glad your back." He whispered in his soft British accent. Danika melted.
"Well, we're not gonna be back for long." Selina said.
"What?!" Chris demanded, "You are NOT leaving again!"
Orlando glared at Danika, who in turn flinched. "Good job Selina! Now he's mad at me!"
"You're right I'm mad at you!" Orli said. "You are not leaving!"
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" cried Eric, Corey and Scott. (Courtesy of grim/zach/wateva ur name is!) Brendan glared at them.
"You'll be coming back with us!" Danika said.
"We will?" Orlando said, his mood brightening.
"Yes, you will." Danika smiled. "Actually, you're all invited to a party that me and Selina are holding tonight at six." She turned around and faced everyone, "But first, you'll need to help us."
"There's always a catch." Corey whispered as he put his bass down on its stand. Scott got up from the drums and Eric sat down at his keyboard.
"So, what do you need?" Brendan asked as he set down his Les Paul.
"We need you to tell us if you can come or not." Danika pulled out the paper and pen. "By the way, what are you doing here Orli?"
"I came to listen to Unbound." He said, "And I was hoping that Chris knew where you were."
"Oh, well, I know that all of you guys are invited, and so's Andy, but he's not here right now." Danika said.
"Can Lisa come?" Brendan asked.
"Of course!" Selina said, "She's always allowed to come."
"Well, I can." Brendan said, "And I'm sure Lisa will want to. Just please make sure you actually have good music this time." Brendan smiled.
"You know Britney Spears rocks." Selina said jokingly and then shuddered.
"Count me in." Corey said, "And ditto what Brendan said." Corey also shuddered.
"Scott?" Selina asked.
"Sure." He said as he laid his sticks down.
"I'm not sure I can come." Eric said.
"Please!" Danika begged.
"I don't know." he sighed, "I guess."
"Good." Selina smiled, "Now we have to ask you guys a favor, since you all can come."
"Shoot." Chris said.
"Can you play at the party?" Danika asked, "Just a couple of songs?"
Selina looked at Chris with a begging look. "Pwease?"
All the guys looked at one another.
"Sure, we'd love to, but what about space and stuff?" Scott asked, "Where's this party gonna be at?"
"Oh, you'll see!" Danika said, "Don't worry, there will be plenty of space!"
"I don't like that look in her eye." Orli whispered to Brendan, "It kind of freaks me out."
"Yeah, well, I think she got it from me." Brendan replied proudly. Orli took a couple of steps away from Brendan.
"Well, we got to go and see the girls." Selina said.
"You better go see them, they're lookin everywhere for you." Scott said.
"No, you're stayin here." Chris said.
"But we gotta go!" Danika replied as Orli grabbed her arm.
"We are not lettin you go off and leave for another week!" Orli said.
"Amen to that! Preach it brutha!" Chris laughed. Selina glared at him and he shut up.
"We won't, we promise!" Selina looked at Chris, "Don't you trust me?"
"Of course, but." he stopped, "not with her."
"Uhhh!" Danika glared at him, "I think you're implying something!"
"Well, I don't trust you either!" Orli said, "We're comin with you."
"It's not that I don't like you Danika." Chris said, "It's just, you two together usually is the cause of mass destruction."
"Yay!" Selina and Danika said, "We love mass destruction!"
"Exactly!" Chris said, "Have I made my point?"
"Yes, you have Chris." Orli said, "That's why we're coming"
"Ok, get in the car then!" Selina rolled her eyes.
"What car?" Chris said.
"I'll get mine." Orli reached for his keys.
"Well, how bout my Cor." Selina looked at Danika, she shook her head, "Uh, never mind!" A brief moment of silence followed.
"Anyways!" Chris said, "Let's go!"
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"Ahhh..Home sweet home!" Danika unlocked the door and came in.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!"
"Uhhhh." Selina said, trying to find words to explain their circumstances. Annika started to laugh.
"That doesn't matter, we're back now!" Danika smiled at the girls.
"We've.been looking everywhere.and now.YOU TELL US IT DOESN'T MATTER?!" Leah screamed.
"Calm down." Danika said.
"Yeah, you still haven't told us where you've been!" Orli said.
Everyone then started talking.
"Ok, ok, OK!" Danika shouted, "Everyone calm down or I'll make you calm down!"
All the girls shut up and Chris leaned over to Orli, "How do you stand her?"
"I love it when she gets forceful." Orli stared at her.
Chris rolled his eyes and turned his attention back to Selina and Danika, well mostly Selina.
"Ok, now that I've got everything under control." Danika said, "Selina would like to tell you about something."
Selina cleared her throat, "Tonight me and Danika are holding a party and you're all invited."
There was a long cheer.
"All of Unbound's comin too." Danika said, "They're gonna play a couple songs for us."
Another long cheer.
"Can I play acoustic once?" Selina asked.
"Sure!" Chris said. "You can play it whenever you want."
The other girls gagged. "Why don't you two just get a room!" Leah yelled. Danika shuddered and continued.
"So, can everyone come?" she inquired.
"Sure." Tiffany looked at everyone, "I think we can all make it, right?"
"Umm.I can't, I have a horse show." Annika said.
"Ok, well, have fun with Candy!" Selina said, "To everyone else, we'll come and get you at six, k?"
"Ok!" they all said.
"By the way," Danika added, "We're gonna have some new friends over that we want you guys to meet. But we'll warn you, they're thirteen."
A groan went out among the girls.
"Thirteen?" Kara sighed.
"Yeah, lucky us." Selina said, "But be nice guys!"
"Of course!" Katie said, a little gleam in her eye.
"Katie." Danika said, "I'm the only one around here that's allowed to get a gleam in her eye."
"Ok, fine." Katie sighed, "But you always wreck my fun!"
"Yeah, whatever!" Danika said.
"Well, we've got to go and set up the house."
"What house, isn't it gonna be here?" Marissa asked.
"Nope, we have a new pad we'd like to show you." Danika said, "It's only temporary."
"Ok, " they all said, "See ya at six!"
"Yup, now we need to get back and start setting up the house." Selina said to Danika as they walked out of the house.
"So, where is it?" Chris asked, following them.
Oh, you'll see it when we come and get you." Danika said.
"You're leaving?!" Orlando said, "Again?!"
"Yes, and we'll be back at 5:30 to get you." Danika said.
"But I thought the party started at." Chris stopped and smiled, "You sly little things!"
"Oh, and Chris can you give Andy a call and see if he can come?" Selina asked.
"Yeah, sure."
"Cool." Selina said, "Be ready by 5:30, ok?"
"Sure." The guys answered.
"Wait!" Danika said, "I just remembered! Orli?" she smiled sweetly, "Can you give Ewan a ring and ask him if he would like to come tonight?"
"Sure, but he's all the way in L.A.!" Orli smiled, "I know how much you like to talk to him, but he's not here right now."
"Ewan who?" Selina looked to Danika, "And when did we decide that this Ewan could come?"
"Ewan who?!" Danika shook her head, "Selina, come on, we only know one Ewan!"
"Shut up and get real, Danika!" Selina sputtered, " The only Ewan I know is Ewan McGregor from Moulin Rouge." she stopped when she saw Danika smiling cunningly and nodding her head slowly, "You are so not." she just stared at Danika, "If you're playin with my head, I'm gonna kill you!"
"Nope, she's not." Orli said, enjoying this even though he had no clue what was going on, "I had an audition with him in L.A. about two and a half weeks ago."
"Yeah, Orli gave me his number and we had a nice long talk." Danika beamed.
"So, you're saying Ewan McGregor is coming to my party?" Selina laughed.
"In the flesh!" Danika looked at her cleverly, "So, are you sure we need to talk this over?"
"Nope, you go ahead and give him a call, Orli!" Selina smiled, "Well, we've got to get goin, see ya tonight!" Selina raised her fingers to snap, but Orli stopped her.
"Wait!" Orli stopped them, "like I said before, he's still back in L.A., so don't get your hopes up. It would take him hours to fly home, it's impossible!"
"Never say that!" Danika said, "Nothing's ever impossible!" she smiled, "See you boys at 5:30!" she winked and snapped.
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"First, before we do anything, we have to invite the BSC to the party." Selina said.
"Good point!" Danika sat down, "How should we get them to come?"
They sat and thought for a while, "Why don't we just tell them that we want them to meet some of our friends."
"Sure, why not?" Danika said, "But there's one problem."
"What?" said Selina.
"When we were thirteen, our parents would never let us go out to a party with college age people." Danika said.
"Well, what do we do then?" Selina asked.
"Sneak them over of course!" Danika said, "Duh!" she rolled her eyes
"Are we allowed to do that?!" Selina asked, "I mean, I don't mind killing people and then getting caught and even going to jail for the rest of my life and never seeing the living daylight. That's ok, but this!" she stopped and caught her breath, "Getting in trouble with their parents, now that's just not moral!"
"Oh, Selina, how easily you forget my cleverness!" Danika held up her fingers.
"Don't you get sick of using I.P.S. to get whatever you want, Danika?" Selina asked.
"Of course not!" Danika said, but Selina glared at her, "Ok, ok, I do get sick of it sometimes, I kinda miss the effort I used to I had to have to get something I wanted."
Selina opened her mouth to talk, but Danika stopped her, "But can we use it this once, please, I promise not to use it so much."
"Fine," Selina laughed.
"Ok, great!" Danika got up and closed her eyes and snapped. Nothing happened.
"What'd you do?" Selina asked.
"Just call one of the BSC girls."
"Ok." Selina picked up the phone and raised her fingers, but Danika glared at her.
"Fine, fine, I'll use the phonebook!" Selina sighed, "Me and my big mouth."
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"Ok, I've got the food!" Selina came in hauling two overstuffed grocery bags.
"And I've taken care of the stage for Unbound." Danika said, putting the last touches on it, "I thought we'd hold the thing in my room because it's bigger."
"And you have a stage." Selina said.
"Yup, so how does it look?" Danika stepped back and admired her work. Danika had set up everything needed for the band, amps, monitors, mics, ect.
"Where's the sound board? " Selina asked, "Someone needs to handle that!"
"Right here!" Danika snapped and a sound board appeared, "I tried to do everything by hand, but I just don't have the time."
"Who's gonna run it though?" Selina asked.
"Nobody needs to!" Danika said, "It's digital, so if it's set the right way, it'll practically run itself."
"Sweet!" Selina fell on the couch in front of the television. "I'm beat, what time is it?"
"5:15." Danika said and smiled.
"Let's go a little early." Selina said.
"Fine by me!" Danika said, "This time I'll snap."
"Snap away." Selina said
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"So, how do you like it?" Selina let herself drop onto the bed.
"It's great! I love it." Chris went to the wall of flags, "These are so cool, which countries do you have?"
"Practically the whole world from the looks of it." Orlando said.
"What's your favorite part?" Selina asked as she flopped down on the bed next to Chris.
"Where's your room?" Orlando whispered in Danika's ear.
"Down the hall." She whispered back.
"I want to see it." He said.
"I know, just a second." Danika looked at Selina, "Am I needed here?"
"Nope." Selina said shortly as she stared at Chris.
"Is everything ready for tonight?" Danika asked, though she knew she would get no answer.
"Sure." Selina answered, then motioned to the door.
"We're goin, hold your horses!" Danika said.
They left and closed the door softly.
"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!" they heard Chris scream.
Danika burst out laughing.
"What was that about?" Orli asked, looking over his shoulder.
"Selina took a picture of Chris and covered her ceiling with it." Orli raised his eyebrows at her, "I didn't do one of you!"
"Ok." Orli waited at her door, "Is this it?"
Yup, go ahead, open it!" he opened the door timidly. Danika had to laugh when he relaxed after looking at the ceiling.
"This is huge!" he said as he stepped in.
"I take it you like it." Danika said, "That's a relief."
"Why would you care what I think?" Orli asked her, "You don't care about anyone's opinion."
"Now, that's not true, I care about what you think and Selina, and Brendan! I care about what he thinks! And Chris! All the girls I care about too." She sighed, "I just don't care about the opinions of people I don't know."
"Right!" he said, rolling his eyes.
"I'm serious!"
"You're never serious."
"Yes I am!"
"No you aren't"
"Yes."
"No."
"YES!" she screamed, and only stopped to hear him laughing his head off.
"You can get so worked up when you're serious." He laughed.
"Sometimes I wonder why I don't hate you like all the others." she mumbled.
"I've missed you so much." He kissed her.
"Yeah, well, welcome to my life." she stared at his face, "everyday."
He kissed her again, "Orli, please, not now!" she smiled, "We can't right now." She turned around and walked away.
"Fine, but you know I'll win you over!"
Danika and Selina raced to the door, in the same second that it rang.
"You know I'm going to beat you there!"
"Ha! Yea right." Danika replied competitively. When they finally got to the door, they opened it with gusto. They took one look at the sight before them, and fell on the ground laughing in hysterics. Danika and Selina had jokingly mentioned to them that it was a costume party, although it seemed as though they had taken it seriously.
"So what are you supposed to be Stacey, a hooker?" Selina teased.
"No, actually." she started as Danika cut her off. She took a deep breath and wiped the tears from her eyes, "Well then, welcome, and come on in."
Mallory put one foot in and then suddenly drew back, "What's going on up there? It sounds like there is a herd of elephants up there!"
"Oh, that's probably just Tiffany and Katie." Danika smiled to herself knowing how hyper they can get.
"Oh, wow. Wonderful room Danika." Stacey said to Danika.
"Uh, thanks." Danika stated as they walked inside. "Spotlight switch on front door." The spotlight came off the of the Band and moved over to the BSC girls, directly on Stacey, and her hooker outfit.
"Guys, I would like you to meet the Baby-Sitter girls, I'm sure you have read about them." Selina announced. A groan came out from the crowd.
"And how old are these girls?" Corey asked sarcastically.
"Oh, come on, Corey, just be nice. We really need it." Danika whispered to him.
Selina opened the door to welcome the last guest.
"Hello Zach." Danika smiled evilly at him.
"Hey Zach, thank you so much for doing this for us, I am so excit.." Danika slapped her hand over Selina's mouth.
"Don't give it away."
"The parties upstairs Zach, up in Danika's room" Selina proclaimed, "they've got Linkin Park on."
"YEA! LINKIN PARK ROCKS!!!" he commented enthusiastically.
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"Ohhh..look at him!" Jessi pointed to Orli who was sitting on the couch and talking to Ewan. Next to him sat Danika with her head on his shoulder.
"And him!" Stacey pointed to Chris, who was talking to the girl they believed to be Lisa. He had his arm around Selina.
"Uhh.guys, I don't think they're available." Kristy pointed out, "Look at Danika and Selina, I think that's their boyfriends. Plus, I think they're a little too old for us."
"Awwwwww.." Jessi said, "But I want one!"
"How about him?!" Mallory pointed to a guy that wore a dark trenchcoat, he held a bow and arrow, "He looks a little younger, and still really, how did Danika and Selina put it?"
"Hott." Stacey said. "Yeah!" Mallory smiled, "He's really hott."
"Well, why don't you go talk to him?" Stacey gave Mallory a little push towards him.
"No, I couldn't!" Mallory blushed.
"Just go!" Stacey shoved her hard and she landed right in front of him.
"H-hi." She said.
"Hey." He looked past her and didn't look too interested. He seemed to be checking out Leah. Mallory looked over her shoulder to see the girls sitting there and mouthing words of advice to her.
"Um, nice bow." She said, trying to get his attention away from Leah.
"Thanks. Hey, do you know who that girl is over there in that Green Day tee- shirt?" Zach asked Mallory.
"Um, no, why do you ask?" she said trying to make conversation.
"She's really.attractive." He said, his eyes getting bigger.
"What?!" Mallory asked astonished.
"Hey, um, what's your name?" He asked Mallory.
"Mallory, what's yours?
"Zach, now do you think you could do me a favor?"
"Of course, anything for you Zach!" she tried to be flirty. Isn't that the way Stacey had said Selina and Danika had gotten they're boyfriends.
You could start to see the aggravation in his eyes. "Could you please go over there and find out some information about that girl I mentioned?"
"Of course!" She said and playfully flicked one of his bright red, perfectly spiked strands of hair. Zach looked as if he were going to throw up.
"Hey Selina, how's your side of the party?" Danika steered herself over to Selina and Chris.
"Great," she wiggled her eyebrows at Chris, "where's Orli?"
Danika turned and pointed toward the couches, "He's still over there talking to Ewan."
"Ewan?" Brendan's head shot up from his seat by the stage, "Ewan McGregor?!"
"Yes, Ewan McGregor." Selina giggled.
"EWAN MCGREGOR, THE EWAN MCGREGOR?!"
"YES!" Danika had to contain her laughter, "Orli had an audition with him a few weeks ago. He's actually over on the couches talking to him."
"AHHHHH!!!!" Brendan ran over to the couch and sat down quickly. "Hi, can I have your autograph?! What was it like to film Star Wars?! When's the next one coming out?!" he paused and caught his breath.
"That's Brendan, the biggest, and I mean BIGGEST, Star Wars fan I've ever met." Orli pointed and rolled his eyes, "Excuse his hysteria."
"Oh, really.?" Ewan shot Brendan a queer look, "So, uh, where should I start?"
"Anyways!" Danika rolled her eyes, "So, when's it happening? Have you been watching?"
"Uhhhhh." Selina said guiltily, "Can I say yes?"
"You haven't?!" Danika glared, "You couldn't even tear your eyes away from Chris' face for TWO seconds?"
"No." Selina ducked her head, "I'M SORRY!" she cried, "But it's sooooooooooooooo hard! He's too hott! TOO HOTT!" she cried pitifully.
"I guess I understand, but, DON'T SCREW UP AGAIN! What if it happened and we didn't know?! Where would the fun be in that?"
"I don't know."
"That's why we watch, ok? All I'm asking for is two seconds."
"Ok."
"Good, now watch!"
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"Good job!" Kristy exclaimed, "You did better than I ever would've."
"Thanks!" Mallory beamed, "Do you think he likes me?!"
"Oh I'm sure of it!" Jessi reassured Mallory. "He's so cute!"
"I'm such a.what's the word?" Mallory asked.
"Player?" said Stacey.
"Yea that's the one." Mallory giggled.
"Ha. No. Danika and Selina could have done so much better." Stacey said arrogantly. Kristy rolled her eyes.
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"Hey, Corey where's Margo?" Danika asked.
"Oh she's got some sort of competition thing going on in Texas, she's gonna be down there for the rest of the month." Corey replied solemnly.
"Aww, you must miss her." Eric said. "Soo, Danika, are you looking forward to that." Eric teased softly, finding out that he had annoyed her just right.
"Shut up Eric." She hissed.
"What was that?" Orli asked, totally oblivious to their conversation, as usual.
"Nothing!" Danika glanced quickly over to Eric, "Ummm.excuse me!" she pushed past Eric and gave him a little smile. He could be a pain, but they were long time friends. She gave Orli a little wink before leaving. "I'll be right back!" she made her way over to Zach.
"So, are you ready?"
"Heck yea!" Zach was exploding with excitement. Danika whispered the plan into his ear, Zach nodded in agreement. They shared a smile as Danika walked back over to Orli. As she walked back she signaled to Selina that Zach was ready, although Selina didn't catch it. She was busy with Chris.
"What was that about?" Eric asked.
"Nothing that concerns you." Danika said jokingly as she snuggled back into Orli's shoulder. She blocked out the rest of their conversation and watched Zach intently.
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"Wait." Danika snapped and picked her head up from Orli's shoulder. The whole room froze.
"Selina come here." As she spoke the words, Selina moved.
"Whoa, what happened?" she woke up from her trance, and looked around the room. "This happened." Danika waved to Selina, "Come here." Selina followed her and looked down at the body on the ground and snickered.
"Ready to rock?" Danika asked.
"Oh yea." Selina snapped and everything came to life again.
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Danika tries to signal to Selina again, but it was a hopeless cause. So she signaled to Zach. Up, down, right, right, it meant go all the way. Zach signaled back, up, down, left, left, he was ready. He walked over to Mallory's groupie and pulled her aside to a corner in the room.
"Hey Mallory, you're looking good tonight." He grimaced, with a hint of evil in his voice.
Mallory blushed, " Do you really think so?" her voice cracked.
"Yes, I really do." He reached under his coat and slowly took an arrow and cautiously placed it on his bow. Making sure he didn't make any sudden movements he tediously aimed it at her throat.
"All is fair in love and war." He pulled the bowstring and released. It pierced her throat and she fell down, gasping for breath. A faraway look came into her eyes as she realized what was happening. She was dying. Blood started to trickle out of her throat, but flowed more continuously and left a mess on the ground. She reached up, her hand shaking as she looked at the blood on her fingers. She collapsed then, all life leaving her.
"Selina!" Danika shouted across the room.
"Oh, right!" she snapped and everything froze, "My bad." she stared at Chris and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. "Be back soon! But first, I have a little dirty work to take care of."
"Dirties right!" Danika scowled, "Look at the mess she made! On my new carpet too! I'm suing!"
"You can't." Zach came behind her, bow still in hand, "She's dead, remember?"
"Yeah." Selina and Danika gave each other a quick glance. They paused for a second.
"Anyways!" Selina shook her head, "We gotta put her somewhere."
"But where?" Danika sat down and thought.
"Well, I have an idea, but you'll laugh." Zach said, smiling.
"What?!" both of the girls said in unison.
"The shower!" Zach smiled wickedly, Selina and Danika looked at him curiously.
"Ok.sure."
"First, I want my pay."
"Ok, ok!" Danika said, "Help us put her in the shower and then you can leave."
They hauled her to the shower and positioned her, but her whole body couldn't fit so one leg hung out of the tub.
"That's the best an d only way, I just hope no one has to use the bathroom." Selina smiled, "That would be sooooooooooo funny!"
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"Where's Mallory?" Mary Anne asked, a look of concern passing across her face.
"She's probably just making new friends or something, don't be such a worry- wart Mary Anne!" Kristy said.
"I'm not so sure."
"Oh, just stop already. Just relax and have fun, we're absolutely safe I mean come on we are with a whole bunch of adults!"
~
"Hey, Selina." Brendan stopped, "Uhh.sorry to interrupt, but-can-I-use-your- bathroom?!" he said quickly. Brendan looked at his feet and coughed. Selina looked reluctantly away from Chris.
"Yea, down the hall and to the left." she replied dreamily.
"Ok, thanks." He left quickly, "Man, and I remember when she used to only dream about him.Kids these days!" he shook his head as he made his way down the hall. He came to the door and knocked. There was no answer. He opened it and walked in, closing it behind him. He felt a weird vibe.
"Man I feel a weird vibe." (A/N- Sorry, I (Danika) had to do that!)
"Uhhh." he looked around and gave a little gasp, turning around quickly. "Oh, I'm so sorry, why didn't you say something when I knocked?!" he fumbled with the knob, but stopped when he got no answer. He looked up slowly and stared at the leg hanging out of the tub.
"What the.?" he moved toward it slowly. Putting one hand on the shower curtain, he pulled it away quickly.
"Oh." he moved hastily backward, tripping over the rug. He fell backwards.
"HOLY."
~
"Hey, Selina, do you know where Bren is? He's suppose to go up an play now." Danika stopped when Selina gave her a scared look.
"You did not just screw up again, did you?!"
"Uhhh." Selina looked around.
"Brendan..NO!" Danika turned suddenly and pushed through the people, Selina followed as quickly as possible. They stopped at the doors.
"BRENDAN!"
~
".COW!"
In the background a cow mooed, most likely the one Selina had snapped awhile back.
"Selina?" Danika stopped, "When you snapped the cow away, where did you snap him to?"
"The bathroom?"
"Opps."
The door burst open suddenly and Danika shrieked, jumping into Corey's arms. Orli glared at him. Brendan stood in the doorway panting.
"There's a.girl.big cow.shower!" he waved his hands around.
"It's ok Brendan." Danika put her arm around him. The rest of the room stood silent and watched. "Those cleaning fumes must have gotten to your head. We should've warned you about that."
"Yea, we had just cleaned the bathroom before you came." Selina said, "So the fumes must have hit you pretty hard." They sat him down on the couch.
"Ohhhh." everyone in the room continued talking as if nothing had happened.
"Now, you stay there." Danika squeezed his shoulder, "I'll go check out this 'big cow' thing."
Brendan just nodded and stayed sitting on the couch.
"But I could've sworn I saw a girl lying."
"Now, don't you worry, enjoy the rest of the party." Selina and Danika got up to join the rest of the group. Their plan had worked out PERFECTLY.
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Ok, our apoligizies guys! Its been MONTHS! We're sooo sorry, but here's a pretty long one. Hope you enjoyed. Review if you want, flames are always welcome *raises eyebrow* if you're brave enough of course.Anyways! By the way, everyone in this chapter is real. Chris, Orli, Brendan, Corey, Katie, they're all real. (lucky us, cough, lol, we luv you guys!) Unbounds a real band, go check em out if you'd like! They're web address is www.unboundworldwide.com ! Anywho, onto the reviews. Thanks for readin guys!
Selina-
Crazy Writer-U SUCK SO MUCH.DIE!!!! Naw.just had to do it for irony's sake. Thanks again for reviewing, and keep your first review award nice and shiny!
Ushuaia-yup, well that pretty much describes us, out there and crazy, lol. Thx for the review.
Samantha-uh.thanks so much for your input, we will take it into consideration. Just next time give us a reason why it sucks so bad. We like constructive criticism just not from losers like you who can't take the time to write a full-length review.
Esquateisha-heyz, thanks for the review, much appreciative.
Revenge-is-Sweet-SUP!!! So glad you finally go something up on ff.net! Thanks for the review and I really think you will like this next chapter.muah hahaha
Melanie-hey buttlicker!! Lol, well, glad u liked it and hope I clarified it a little more for ya. Thx for the review.
Grim Squeaker-Well..I'm glad you go that out of your system. Hope you like your bounty hunter bit heeh. * looks over her shoulder * "Ah! The laser chickens!!"
master frodo-I agree Mary Anne really does suck. Thx for ur input hope u like next chapter.
Katherine the Great- * bows down before her * oh thank you for the review oh great and powerful writer! Hehe, hope u like this next one!
*******Would you like fries with that??*******
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CrazyWriter- I didn't know Selina gave you an award.Wait, wasn't that mine?! *Selina's evil laughter in the background* IM GONNA KILL HER! Anyways, hope you liked, and pleaz do keep that award safe, for the sake of Selina's head!
Ushuaia- Of course we'll kill them all! *lowers her voice* And guess what?! There's a twist at the end! But don't' tell anyone, lol. If you do, you know who's gonna come and get you. ME! Anyways, I'm crazy, a psycho killer and babysitters taste like chicken!
Samantha- Uhhh.ok.that was.thanks, I guess. It's not really a flame, so I'll let you go. But, why did you hate it?! I could consider it a flame, seeing as you didn't say WHY u flippin hate it. But, for future reference, pleaz tell us why u hate it, cuz then we might take that into consideration (yea RIGHT!) jk! We really do care wat u guys say, I PROMISE! Oh, and by the way, its STORY! Sry, I had to say that, lol!
Esquateisha- Killing is always a nice touch with babysitters. Jenae..hmmm..that's a cool name! I wonder who that could be?! Oh well, lets see.hope you liked this chappie, and my attitude stays. Lylas!
Revenge-Is-Sweet- Revenge! HA! That penname fits perfectly! (the fic I mean). Inside jokes, yea, there are sooo many more in here. Revenge IS sweet! Hope to read some of your stuff soon, catch ya latta. Have an absolutely evil day!
Melanie- Well, we kinda planned for it.sorta.I think.ask Selina! Anywho! Hope you enjoyed the fic so far! Cya latta!
Grim Squeaker- You asked, and you got in! Finally! Hope you're happy! And yes, it IS nice to cut people's arms off, cuz ur still alive, but I taught you a lesson. See, both of us benefit! Anyways, the laser chickens don't' stand a chance against me, the all EVIL Danika! (MUWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!) Anyways, ttyl Zach! Hope you enjoyed!
Master frodo- Thanks, you know, I like you! And yes, we all hate mary anne and her prissy little logan. (GAG) Ughh.its all so SET UP! Its like the brady bunch, everything always turns out right and everybody's friends again. I HATE IT. IT MAKES ME SICK! Anyways, thankies for the reviewy!
Katharin the Great- I would never use your real name Kate! Thanks for finally finding it! *watches curiously as Selina bows to Kate's feet* uhh.no. There's no way I'll bow. No'fense! Luv ya lots, but.uhh.just, no. Well, sorry most of the humor didn't catch ya. Hope you enjoyed at least readin something! Cya latta!
*~*~*E-VILE!*~*~* (Guess who! LoL)
By Danika and Selina
Chapter 3
E-Vile Stuff
"This is gonna be great!" Selina sniggled as she pulled out the recording, "I'm gonna laugh my head off."
Danika ran into the house and started up the stairs, "Here, lets go to my room!" she ran down the hall and waited in front of the door, "Come on, let's go!"
"No!" Selina stopped in front of her room, "Let's go to mine, it's cooler! Plus, we've already been in yours."
"So?" Danika turned the knob to her room. "It's different now, I've redecorated."
"No, mine!" Selina shouted.
"Selina!" Danika yelled.
"MINE!" Selina screamed loudly. "COME NOW!" She stopped and smiled evilly (you know the drill E-VILLY!) "Ha, I have the recording!" she sang.
"Fine." Danika sighed as she closed the door to her room, "But next time it's my room!"
"Whatever." Selina said as she opened the door.
As Danika walked into Selina's circular diamond entranceway she noticed that Selina had added more countries to her mural of flags on her right wall.
"What new flags did you put up?" Danika asked.
"Oh, Sweden, Tanzania and Thailand." replied Selina
Danika looked to her left to glance at Selina's red velvet canopy bed with sculpted gold pillars. "Why don't you just move to Thailand while you're at it?" she said sarcastically, and then looked up at the ceiling and gasped.
"HOW did you do that?!" Danika asked astonished.
"Don't you love it? Special thanks to Kinkos, I can have my own life-size picture of Chris. He looks eminently hot posing like that" Selina giggled.
"Ah! I'm getting one of Orli! Wait, never mind, I can't!" Danika exclaimed and continued to look over the changes in her room. The room was still a burnt red with gold and black finishes, it had a cathedral ceiling with a couple skylights, and of course, lots of tassels. In one corner Selina had all of her instruments, her violin, piano, guitar and harp. The rest of the room was covered with either oriental objects or with posters of her current favorite band. Danika liked the room, but it felt too closed in for her. She liked open and airy, big, spacious, and bright. But, when you walked into this room you kind of felt like you were walking into a castle, and you started looking for the lord and ladies, the servants and even the emperor or king. Selina had always been obsessed with monarchies and royalty.
"Nice room Selina." Danika nodded, "But mine's still betta."
"Yeah right!" Selina rolled her eyes, "Anyways.Listen, it's starting!" Selina ran over to her bed and flopped down on it, followed by Danika.
Mary Anne's little voice filled the room, "Logan, please, listen to me."
"What is it?" he said, "You seem so nervous, lighten up!"
"What I'm about to say, take none of it seriously." Mary Anne said.
"Then why are you going say it?" Logan asked.
"Because I have to!" Mary Anne said, sounding close to tears. "I'm so sorry
Logan.Please don't be mad, it's all made up!"
"Then why would you tell me?" Logan questioned.
"I already said why, I have to! They're making me!" Mary Anne cried.
"Who's they?" Logan inquired.
Mary Anne paused, "I cannot say, or they may do something horrible if they find out I said something."
"Then just tell me." Logan said gently, "It can't be that bad!"
"Yes, it is!" Mary Anne calmed herself down after a moment, "Ok, let me just get this over with." She paused for a long second.
"Yes.?" Logan asked.
"Dawn and I," Mary Anne paused again, "We've been seeing one another." She closed her eyes tightly.
There was a long silence and then Mary Anne spoke hastily, "Don't believe what I just said! It's not true!"
"But." Logan began hoarsely, "you just said it."
"But I've been forced to say this!" Mary Anne said.
"By who?!" Logan began angrily, "Who would force you to say this?! Kristy?! DAWN?!"
Mary Anne started to cry, "I can't say, they may kill you if I do."
"Yeah! Likely excuse!" Logan said, "You make me sick!" he paused, which was most likely a shudder. "I can't believe I've been going steady with a bi- sexual!"
"But, Logan, I'm not!" Mary Anne tried to say.
"You know Mary Anne, I should have known you and Dawn were at it." Logan said in a low voice, "That's probably the only reason she joined the Babysitters Club, so she could pick a girl and." he paused, "have her. I'm sure she looked around and found you the easiest target, just because you're quiet, sweet, and innocent to the world. So you were friends with her, and she then turned you into a lesbian. Then you two became step- sisters." Logan's voice became shriller and shriller as he went on, "When you lived in the same house I'm sure it was easier to get together!" Mary Anne started to cry loudly, "You even shared a room at one time, didn't you?!" he questioned fiercely. Mary Anne didn't respond, all she did was cry, "You know, I may enjoy this." Logan said.
There was a lot of banging and crying. Mary Anne kept shouting to him to come back and that it wasn't true. There was one last bang and then everything went silent.
"That was great!" Selina laughed.
"Yeah." Danika chuckled, "Great."
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"Selina, what is this that I am feeling?!" Danika walked down the hall and opened her door. "Come to my room and explain this to me." She stepped in and said, "I'm back, lights on."
Some lights turned on, though they weren't needed. The room was shaped as a long rectangle with high ceilings. The walls were practically all glass, so light came in naturally. The huge windows stretched the length of the three walls opposite to the one where they had just entered. Even the ceiling was all glass. Selina took a step in.
"Whoa.." Selina whispered, "You've redecorated."
" Didn't we already establish that? Uhhh..shoes off." Danika said, pointing to Selina's shoes.
"Geeezzz." Selina said as she pulled off her shoes, "When did you get so uptight about cleanliness?"
"Whatever." Danika said as she stepped off of the entryway. The entryway was a raised half circle with a tiny stream flowing around it. Three steps that went down acted as the bridge over the little stream. To the right were some french doors.
"Where do those go to?" Selina pointed to the doors.
"Oh, those go to my terrace." Danika said. "And that over there is where I practice." She pointed in the other direction of the doors, or to the left of the entryway. On a stage-like structure her guitar stood on a stand and her flute lay next to it, a piano sat in the corner of the stage, "Come on."
Selina followed Danika to the middle of the room, where there were two couches and a chair that made a half circle around a huge television.
"Man, you out did yourself." Selina said as she sat down.
"That's not even half of it." Danika said, not even trying to cover up her pride. She spoke again, "Let's hear some Coldplay."
All of a sudden, some music blast from some speakers, but Selina couldn't find where.
"Where's the speakers?!" Selina asked over the music.
"In each corner of the room and in each corner of this little area, so I've got eight speakers all together."
"Do you have a subwoofer?" Selina inquired.
"Yeah, right here." Danika pointed under a table that sat between the couch she sat on and a chair.
"Well, that's nice, but can we turn it all off?" Selina asked.
"Sure. Sound system off!" the music instantly stopped.
"That is so nifty, how did you do that?" Selina asked.
"I don't know, I just got the idea from the movie Minority Report, you know when he walks into his house, all he has to do is talk and the stuff happens." Danika smiled, "I thought that was spiffy. Anyways, come see the rest."
Danika got up and led Selina to the end of the room. There was a bed that was also raised up on a platform. A canopy stretched across the top of it and fell down at the three posts.
"Why is everything raised on a platform?" Selina asked as she climbed up the steps to the bed. "And why does this bed only have three posts?!"
"I don't know, I'm not even sure where I got the ideas." Danika said, "I think the three posts is more original than four. Two are at the head of the bed and one is at the foot." Danika sat up and pointed to the left wall, "Did you see my window seat? "
Selina peered over and looked at where Danika was pointing. The window seat sat in between two parts of the wall that had been pushed in. All around it was glass.
"Pretty sweet, huh?" Danika asked. Selina didn't reply.
"This rooms big." Selina said.
"Yeah, I'm plannin on addin more." Danika said, "I just have to perfect the plans."
"More?!" Selina exclaimed, "Where?!"
"Oh, you'll see, later though." Danika got up and went down the steps to the window seat. "Selina, what's this weird emotion I'm experiencing. I feel as though I'm mad at myself."
"I think that's called GUILT!" Selina said, "Or maybe it's your CONSCIENCE!" Selina turned away, feeling the same thing.
"Oh, well, whatever, I'm over it." She turned and looked at Selina, "Who should we kill next?"
"I don't know." she said as she brushed away her feelings and remembered her flame, "Why, do you have a plan?"
"Of course." Danika said.
"Why did I even ask?" Selina said as she rolled her eyes. Of course Danika had a plan, she'd always been the best at being evil.
"Well, before I tell you the plan, I have a question." Danika's voice got unusually soft.
"Yes?" Selina asked, half surprised.
"Do you think Orli will like this room?"
"Well, I don't know." She shrugged and then saw Danika's expression, "Sure, I bet he will." Selina then smiled and wiggled her eyebrows, "Why don't we find out if the guys like our rooms?"
"And bring them here?" Danika asked, a slow grin beginning to form.
"Yup!" Selina stopped, "Hey!"
"What?" Danika's smile disappeared.
"Why don't we have a party?!" Selina looked back up and grinned, "We can invite the guys and all the girls. Maybe even Unbound to entertain us." (Unbound's a band).
"But what about my plan, when are we gonna kill someone?" Danika pondered.
"We can do it at the party." Selina smirked, "Let's invite the BSC girls and introduce them, we'll make the death be an accident."
"Oh, Selina, I've always liked the way you think." Danika smiled proudly, "I think I've rubbed off on you."
They're evil laughter could be heard as they got up to go polish off the plans.
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"Ok, first we need to make a list of people that we want to come." Danika went over to the desk and pulled out a pen. She opened a cabinet then and brought out a piece of paper. Selina was laying on the ground listening to her Walkman.
"Selina! Turn down the music, I can't even hear myself!" Danika said, "I love Chevelle and all, but we need to plan this right now."
"Yes master." Selina replied from the ground.
Danika rolled her eyes, "Anywho, who should we invite?" she asked as she sat down in a chair.
"Definitely Chris." Selina began, "And Orli too."
"Of course!" Danika rolled her eyes. "But who else?"
"Good question." Selina rolled over on her back.
"We should probably invite about twenty people including ourselves?" Danika questioned.
"Yea, that sounds about right."
"Well, what time is it?" Danika asked.
"About 3:00" Selina said without looking up, "On a Saturday. Do you know what's happening at home right now?"
"Yes, Unbound's practicing." Danika shifted in her seat.
"And Chris is singing!" Selina wailed, "And I can't listen to him!"
"Oh, shush. I should be the one crying, I haven't seen Orli in so long" Danika frowned, "Why don't we pay Unbound a visit?"
"Are you serious?!" Selina said, "Why do you even ask, lets go!" she stood up and snapped quickly.
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"Ouch! Where are we?!"
"I don't know! You snapped us here!" Danika groped around, "Here." She flicked on a light.
They were in a room that was filled with what seemed to be music equipment. There were two doors on either end of the room. Outside some music could be heard playing.
"CHRIS!" Selina screamed, though nobody heard her through the music. "That's him singing!"
"I know! Come on!" Danika pulled Selina toward the door in front of them. When they opened it music came blasting at them, but they kept walking and came onto a stage. A guy with black hair stood in front of them with a blue electric guitar. His back was to them and he was rocking it out.
"Rock on Brendan!" Danika yelled.
He stopped in the middle of one of his infamous jumps and not surprisingly fell against the drum stand again
"Danika? Selina?" he said, though they could hardly hear him over the music. He got up and rubbed his back. "Ouch."
"Brendan!" they ran over to him and hugged. The music died away as the other members of Unbound saw the girls.
"Where have you guys been?!" Brendan asked the girls after he finished hugging them. "We've been so worried!"
"Wait, what's going on?" said the blond guy near the front with an acoustic guitar, "Where'd your guitar go Bren.?"
Chris turned around and saw the girls standing next to Brendan. He stopped midway through what he was saying.
"Selina, you're back!" he said as he found his voice. Selina ran over to him and they hugged.
"Awww." Corey said from behind, "How cute!" Eric and Scott snickered.
Chris ignored him as he questioned Selina, "Where have you been?! I've been so upset!"
"I told you I would explain everything later!" Selina laughed.
"I thought I had dreamt that." Chris said.
Brendan leaned over and whispered to Danika, "So that freaky story Chris told us really is true?"
"Yup!" Danika smiled. "Hey, can I use your car Bren? I need to go find Orli."
"There's no need to do that." Someone grabbed Danika's shoulders from behind.
"Ahhh!" she screamed and jumped away. Danika turned around suddenly "If you ever do that to me again, Orlando, I'm gonna kill." she stopped as she stared at him, "I've missed you so much!" she cried.
"Ha, I told you I'd get you!" he laughed as he hugged her. "Did I see a tear when you saw me?"
"Oh, shut up." She said, wiping her face, "You only scared me!"
He shook his head, "Where have you been?! I came back from LA only to find you gone! I've been so worried sick because nobody knew where you two had gone off to! The least you could have done is called us."
"Yeah!" agreed Chris as he stared at Selina, "You should have called and told me where you were!" he echoed.
Danika opened her mouth, but Orli put his finger to her lips, "You can tell me later, I'm just glad your back." He whispered in his soft British accent. Danika melted.
"Well, we're not gonna be back for long." Selina said.
"What?!" Chris demanded, "You are NOT leaving again!"
Orlando glared at Danika, who in turn flinched. "Good job Selina! Now he's mad at me!"
"You're right I'm mad at you!" Orli said. "You are not leaving!"
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" cried Eric, Corey and Scott. (Courtesy of grim/zach/wateva ur name is!) Brendan glared at them.
"You'll be coming back with us!" Danika said.
"We will?" Orlando said, his mood brightening.
"Yes, you will." Danika smiled. "Actually, you're all invited to a party that me and Selina are holding tonight at six." She turned around and faced everyone, "But first, you'll need to help us."
"There's always a catch." Corey whispered as he put his bass down on its stand. Scott got up from the drums and Eric sat down at his keyboard.
"So, what do you need?" Brendan asked as he set down his Les Paul.
"We need you to tell us if you can come or not." Danika pulled out the paper and pen. "By the way, what are you doing here Orli?"
"I came to listen to Unbound." He said, "And I was hoping that Chris knew where you were."
"Oh, well, I know that all of you guys are invited, and so's Andy, but he's not here right now." Danika said.
"Can Lisa come?" Brendan asked.
"Of course!" Selina said, "She's always allowed to come."
"Well, I can." Brendan said, "And I'm sure Lisa will want to. Just please make sure you actually have good music this time." Brendan smiled.
"You know Britney Spears rocks." Selina said jokingly and then shuddered.
"Count me in." Corey said, "And ditto what Brendan said." Corey also shuddered.
"Scott?" Selina asked.
"Sure." He said as he laid his sticks down.
"I'm not sure I can come." Eric said.
"Please!" Danika begged.
"I don't know." he sighed, "I guess."
"Good." Selina smiled, "Now we have to ask you guys a favor, since you all can come."
"Shoot." Chris said.
"Can you play at the party?" Danika asked, "Just a couple of songs?"
Selina looked at Chris with a begging look. "Pwease?"
All the guys looked at one another.
"Sure, we'd love to, but what about space and stuff?" Scott asked, "Where's this party gonna be at?"
"Oh, you'll see!" Danika said, "Don't worry, there will be plenty of space!"
"I don't like that look in her eye." Orli whispered to Brendan, "It kind of freaks me out."
"Yeah, well, I think she got it from me." Brendan replied proudly. Orli took a couple of steps away from Brendan.
"Well, we got to go and see the girls." Selina said.
"You better go see them, they're lookin everywhere for you." Scott said.
"No, you're stayin here." Chris said.
"But we gotta go!" Danika replied as Orli grabbed her arm.
"We are not lettin you go off and leave for another week!" Orli said.
"Amen to that! Preach it brutha!" Chris laughed. Selina glared at him and he shut up.
"We won't, we promise!" Selina looked at Chris, "Don't you trust me?"
"Of course, but." he stopped, "not with her."
"Uhhh!" Danika glared at him, "I think you're implying something!"
"Well, I don't trust you either!" Orli said, "We're comin with you."
"It's not that I don't like you Danika." Chris said, "It's just, you two together usually is the cause of mass destruction."
"Yay!" Selina and Danika said, "We love mass destruction!"
"Exactly!" Chris said, "Have I made my point?"
"Yes, you have Chris." Orli said, "That's why we're coming"
"Ok, get in the car then!" Selina rolled her eyes.
"What car?" Chris said.
"I'll get mine." Orli reached for his keys.
"Well, how bout my Cor." Selina looked at Danika, she shook her head, "Uh, never mind!" A brief moment of silence followed.
"Anyways!" Chris said, "Let's go!"
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"Ahhh..Home sweet home!" Danika unlocked the door and came in.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!"
"Uhhhh." Selina said, trying to find words to explain their circumstances. Annika started to laugh.
"That doesn't matter, we're back now!" Danika smiled at the girls.
"We've.been looking everywhere.and now.YOU TELL US IT DOESN'T MATTER?!" Leah screamed.
"Calm down." Danika said.
"Yeah, you still haven't told us where you've been!" Orli said.
Everyone then started talking.
"Ok, ok, OK!" Danika shouted, "Everyone calm down or I'll make you calm down!"
All the girls shut up and Chris leaned over to Orli, "How do you stand her?"
"I love it when she gets forceful." Orli stared at her.
Chris rolled his eyes and turned his attention back to Selina and Danika, well mostly Selina.
"Ok, now that I've got everything under control." Danika said, "Selina would like to tell you about something."
Selina cleared her throat, "Tonight me and Danika are holding a party and you're all invited."
There was a long cheer.
"All of Unbound's comin too." Danika said, "They're gonna play a couple songs for us."
Another long cheer.
"Can I play acoustic once?" Selina asked.
"Sure!" Chris said. "You can play it whenever you want."
The other girls gagged. "Why don't you two just get a room!" Leah yelled. Danika shuddered and continued.
"So, can everyone come?" she inquired.
"Sure." Tiffany looked at everyone, "I think we can all make it, right?"
"Umm.I can't, I have a horse show." Annika said.
"Ok, well, have fun with Candy!" Selina said, "To everyone else, we'll come and get you at six, k?"
"Ok!" they all said.
"By the way," Danika added, "We're gonna have some new friends over that we want you guys to meet. But we'll warn you, they're thirteen."
A groan went out among the girls.
"Thirteen?" Kara sighed.
"Yeah, lucky us." Selina said, "But be nice guys!"
"Of course!" Katie said, a little gleam in her eye.
"Katie." Danika said, "I'm the only one around here that's allowed to get a gleam in her eye."
"Ok, fine." Katie sighed, "But you always wreck my fun!"
"Yeah, whatever!" Danika said.
"Well, we've got to go and set up the house."
"What house, isn't it gonna be here?" Marissa asked.
"Nope, we have a new pad we'd like to show you." Danika said, "It's only temporary."
"Ok, " they all said, "See ya at six!"
"Yup, now we need to get back and start setting up the house." Selina said to Danika as they walked out of the house.
"So, where is it?" Chris asked, following them.
Oh, you'll see it when we come and get you." Danika said.
"You're leaving?!" Orlando said, "Again?!"
"Yes, and we'll be back at 5:30 to get you." Danika said.
"But I thought the party started at." Chris stopped and smiled, "You sly little things!"
"Oh, and Chris can you give Andy a call and see if he can come?" Selina asked.
"Yeah, sure."
"Cool." Selina said, "Be ready by 5:30, ok?"
"Sure." The guys answered.
"Wait!" Danika said, "I just remembered! Orli?" she smiled sweetly, "Can you give Ewan a ring and ask him if he would like to come tonight?"
"Sure, but he's all the way in L.A.!" Orli smiled, "I know how much you like to talk to him, but he's not here right now."
"Ewan who?" Selina looked to Danika, "And when did we decide that this Ewan could come?"
"Ewan who?!" Danika shook her head, "Selina, come on, we only know one Ewan!"
"Shut up and get real, Danika!" Selina sputtered, " The only Ewan I know is Ewan McGregor from Moulin Rouge." she stopped when she saw Danika smiling cunningly and nodding her head slowly, "You are so not." she just stared at Danika, "If you're playin with my head, I'm gonna kill you!"
"Nope, she's not." Orli said, enjoying this even though he had no clue what was going on, "I had an audition with him in L.A. about two and a half weeks ago."
"Yeah, Orli gave me his number and we had a nice long talk." Danika beamed.
"So, you're saying Ewan McGregor is coming to my party?" Selina laughed.
"In the flesh!" Danika looked at her cleverly, "So, are you sure we need to talk this over?"
"Nope, you go ahead and give him a call, Orli!" Selina smiled, "Well, we've got to get goin, see ya tonight!" Selina raised her fingers to snap, but Orli stopped her.
"Wait!" Orli stopped them, "like I said before, he's still back in L.A., so don't get your hopes up. It would take him hours to fly home, it's impossible!"
"Never say that!" Danika said, "Nothing's ever impossible!" she smiled, "See you boys at 5:30!" she winked and snapped.
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"First, before we do anything, we have to invite the BSC to the party." Selina said.
"Good point!" Danika sat down, "How should we get them to come?"
They sat and thought for a while, "Why don't we just tell them that we want them to meet some of our friends."
"Sure, why not?" Danika said, "But there's one problem."
"What?" said Selina.
"When we were thirteen, our parents would never let us go out to a party with college age people." Danika said.
"Well, what do we do then?" Selina asked.
"Sneak them over of course!" Danika said, "Duh!" she rolled her eyes
"Are we allowed to do that?!" Selina asked, "I mean, I don't mind killing people and then getting caught and even going to jail for the rest of my life and never seeing the living daylight. That's ok, but this!" she stopped and caught her breath, "Getting in trouble with their parents, now that's just not moral!"
"Oh, Selina, how easily you forget my cleverness!" Danika held up her fingers.
"Don't you get sick of using I.P.S. to get whatever you want, Danika?" Selina asked.
"Of course not!" Danika said, but Selina glared at her, "Ok, ok, I do get sick of it sometimes, I kinda miss the effort I used to I had to have to get something I wanted."
Selina opened her mouth to talk, but Danika stopped her, "But can we use it this once, please, I promise not to use it so much."
"Fine," Selina laughed.
"Ok, great!" Danika got up and closed her eyes and snapped. Nothing happened.
"What'd you do?" Selina asked.
"Just call one of the BSC girls."
"Ok." Selina picked up the phone and raised her fingers, but Danika glared at her.
"Fine, fine, I'll use the phonebook!" Selina sighed, "Me and my big mouth."
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"Ok, I've got the food!" Selina came in hauling two overstuffed grocery bags.
"And I've taken care of the stage for Unbound." Danika said, putting the last touches on it, "I thought we'd hold the thing in my room because it's bigger."
"And you have a stage." Selina said.
"Yup, so how does it look?" Danika stepped back and admired her work. Danika had set up everything needed for the band, amps, monitors, mics, ect.
"Where's the sound board? " Selina asked, "Someone needs to handle that!"
"Right here!" Danika snapped and a sound board appeared, "I tried to do everything by hand, but I just don't have the time."
"Who's gonna run it though?" Selina asked.
"Nobody needs to!" Danika said, "It's digital, so if it's set the right way, it'll practically run itself."
"Sweet!" Selina fell on the couch in front of the television. "I'm beat, what time is it?"
"5:15." Danika said and smiled.
"Let's go a little early." Selina said.
"Fine by me!" Danika said, "This time I'll snap."
"Snap away." Selina said
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"So, how do you like it?" Selina let herself drop onto the bed.
"It's great! I love it." Chris went to the wall of flags, "These are so cool, which countries do you have?"
"Practically the whole world from the looks of it." Orlando said.
"What's your favorite part?" Selina asked as she flopped down on the bed next to Chris.
"Where's your room?" Orlando whispered in Danika's ear.
"Down the hall." She whispered back.
"I want to see it." He said.
"I know, just a second." Danika looked at Selina, "Am I needed here?"
"Nope." Selina said shortly as she stared at Chris.
"Is everything ready for tonight?" Danika asked, though she knew she would get no answer.
"Sure." Selina answered, then motioned to the door.
"We're goin, hold your horses!" Danika said.
They left and closed the door softly.
"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!" they heard Chris scream.
Danika burst out laughing.
"What was that about?" Orli asked, looking over his shoulder.
"Selina took a picture of Chris and covered her ceiling with it." Orli raised his eyebrows at her, "I didn't do one of you!"
"Ok." Orli waited at her door, "Is this it?"
Yup, go ahead, open it!" he opened the door timidly. Danika had to laugh when he relaxed after looking at the ceiling.
"This is huge!" he said as he stepped in.
"I take it you like it." Danika said, "That's a relief."
"Why would you care what I think?" Orli asked her, "You don't care about anyone's opinion."
"Now, that's not true, I care about what you think and Selina, and Brendan! I care about what he thinks! And Chris! All the girls I care about too." She sighed, "I just don't care about the opinions of people I don't know."
"Right!" he said, rolling his eyes.
"I'm serious!"
"You're never serious."
"Yes I am!"
"No you aren't"
"Yes."
"No."
"YES!" she screamed, and only stopped to hear him laughing his head off.
"You can get so worked up when you're serious." He laughed.
"Sometimes I wonder why I don't hate you like all the others." she mumbled.
"I've missed you so much." He kissed her.
"Yeah, well, welcome to my life." she stared at his face, "everyday."
He kissed her again, "Orli, please, not now!" she smiled, "We can't right now." She turned around and walked away.
"Fine, but you know I'll win you over!"
Danika and Selina raced to the door, in the same second that it rang.
"You know I'm going to beat you there!"
"Ha! Yea right." Danika replied competitively. When they finally got to the door, they opened it with gusto. They took one look at the sight before them, and fell on the ground laughing in hysterics. Danika and Selina had jokingly mentioned to them that it was a costume party, although it seemed as though they had taken it seriously.
"So what are you supposed to be Stacey, a hooker?" Selina teased.
"No, actually." she started as Danika cut her off. She took a deep breath and wiped the tears from her eyes, "Well then, welcome, and come on in."
Mallory put one foot in and then suddenly drew back, "What's going on up there? It sounds like there is a herd of elephants up there!"
"Oh, that's probably just Tiffany and Katie." Danika smiled to herself knowing how hyper they can get.
"Oh, wow. Wonderful room Danika." Stacey said to Danika.
"Uh, thanks." Danika stated as they walked inside. "Spotlight switch on front door." The spotlight came off the of the Band and moved over to the BSC girls, directly on Stacey, and her hooker outfit.
"Guys, I would like you to meet the Baby-Sitter girls, I'm sure you have read about them." Selina announced. A groan came out from the crowd.
"And how old are these girls?" Corey asked sarcastically.
"Oh, come on, Corey, just be nice. We really need it." Danika whispered to him.
Selina opened the door to welcome the last guest.
"Hello Zach." Danika smiled evilly at him.
"Hey Zach, thank you so much for doing this for us, I am so excit.." Danika slapped her hand over Selina's mouth.
"Don't give it away."
"The parties upstairs Zach, up in Danika's room" Selina proclaimed, "they've got Linkin Park on."
"YEA! LINKIN PARK ROCKS!!!" he commented enthusiastically.
~
"Ohhh..look at him!" Jessi pointed to Orli who was sitting on the couch and talking to Ewan. Next to him sat Danika with her head on his shoulder.
"And him!" Stacey pointed to Chris, who was talking to the girl they believed to be Lisa. He had his arm around Selina.
"Uhh.guys, I don't think they're available." Kristy pointed out, "Look at Danika and Selina, I think that's their boyfriends. Plus, I think they're a little too old for us."
"Awwwwww.." Jessi said, "But I want one!"
"How about him?!" Mallory pointed to a guy that wore a dark trenchcoat, he held a bow and arrow, "He looks a little younger, and still really, how did Danika and Selina put it?"
"Hott." Stacey said. "Yeah!" Mallory smiled, "He's really hott."
"Well, why don't you go talk to him?" Stacey gave Mallory a little push towards him.
"No, I couldn't!" Mallory blushed.
"Just go!" Stacey shoved her hard and she landed right in front of him.
"H-hi." She said.
"Hey." He looked past her and didn't look too interested. He seemed to be checking out Leah. Mallory looked over her shoulder to see the girls sitting there and mouthing words of advice to her.
"Um, nice bow." She said, trying to get his attention away from Leah.
"Thanks. Hey, do you know who that girl is over there in that Green Day tee- shirt?" Zach asked Mallory.
"Um, no, why do you ask?" she said trying to make conversation.
"She's really.attractive." He said, his eyes getting bigger.
"What?!" Mallory asked astonished.
"Hey, um, what's your name?" He asked Mallory.
"Mallory, what's yours?
"Zach, now do you think you could do me a favor?"
"Of course, anything for you Zach!" she tried to be flirty. Isn't that the way Stacey had said Selina and Danika had gotten they're boyfriends.
You could start to see the aggravation in his eyes. "Could you please go over there and find out some information about that girl I mentioned?"
"Of course!" She said and playfully flicked one of his bright red, perfectly spiked strands of hair. Zach looked as if he were going to throw up.
"Hey Selina, how's your side of the party?" Danika steered herself over to Selina and Chris.
"Great," she wiggled her eyebrows at Chris, "where's Orli?"
Danika turned and pointed toward the couches, "He's still over there talking to Ewan."
"Ewan?" Brendan's head shot up from his seat by the stage, "Ewan McGregor?!"
"Yes, Ewan McGregor." Selina giggled.
"EWAN MCGREGOR, THE EWAN MCGREGOR?!"
"YES!" Danika had to contain her laughter, "Orli had an audition with him a few weeks ago. He's actually over on the couches talking to him."
"AHHHHH!!!!" Brendan ran over to the couch and sat down quickly. "Hi, can I have your autograph?! What was it like to film Star Wars?! When's the next one coming out?!" he paused and caught his breath.
"That's Brendan, the biggest, and I mean BIGGEST, Star Wars fan I've ever met." Orli pointed and rolled his eyes, "Excuse his hysteria."
"Oh, really.?" Ewan shot Brendan a queer look, "So, uh, where should I start?"
"Anyways!" Danika rolled her eyes, "So, when's it happening? Have you been watching?"
"Uhhhhh." Selina said guiltily, "Can I say yes?"
"You haven't?!" Danika glared, "You couldn't even tear your eyes away from Chris' face for TWO seconds?"
"No." Selina ducked her head, "I'M SORRY!" she cried, "But it's sooooooooooooooo hard! He's too hott! TOO HOTT!" she cried pitifully.
"I guess I understand, but, DON'T SCREW UP AGAIN! What if it happened and we didn't know?! Where would the fun be in that?"
"I don't know."
"That's why we watch, ok? All I'm asking for is two seconds."
"Ok."
"Good, now watch!"
~
"Good job!" Kristy exclaimed, "You did better than I ever would've."
"Thanks!" Mallory beamed, "Do you think he likes me?!"
"Oh I'm sure of it!" Jessi reassured Mallory. "He's so cute!"
"I'm such a.what's the word?" Mallory asked.
"Player?" said Stacey.
"Yea that's the one." Mallory giggled.
"Ha. No. Danika and Selina could have done so much better." Stacey said arrogantly. Kristy rolled her eyes.
~
"Hey, Corey where's Margo?" Danika asked.
"Oh she's got some sort of competition thing going on in Texas, she's gonna be down there for the rest of the month." Corey replied solemnly.
"Aww, you must miss her." Eric said. "Soo, Danika, are you looking forward to that." Eric teased softly, finding out that he had annoyed her just right.
"Shut up Eric." She hissed.
"What was that?" Orli asked, totally oblivious to their conversation, as usual.
"Nothing!" Danika glanced quickly over to Eric, "Ummm.excuse me!" she pushed past Eric and gave him a little smile. He could be a pain, but they were long time friends. She gave Orli a little wink before leaving. "I'll be right back!" she made her way over to Zach.
"So, are you ready?"
"Heck yea!" Zach was exploding with excitement. Danika whispered the plan into his ear, Zach nodded in agreement. They shared a smile as Danika walked back over to Orli. As she walked back she signaled to Selina that Zach was ready, although Selina didn't catch it. She was busy with Chris.
"What was that about?" Eric asked.
"Nothing that concerns you." Danika said jokingly as she snuggled back into Orli's shoulder. She blocked out the rest of their conversation and watched Zach intently.
~
"Wait." Danika snapped and picked her head up from Orli's shoulder. The whole room froze.
"Selina come here." As she spoke the words, Selina moved.
"Whoa, what happened?" she woke up from her trance, and looked around the room. "This happened." Danika waved to Selina, "Come here." Selina followed her and looked down at the body on the ground and snickered.
"Ready to rock?" Danika asked.
"Oh yea." Selina snapped and everything came to life again.
~
Danika tries to signal to Selina again, but it was a hopeless cause. So she signaled to Zach. Up, down, right, right, it meant go all the way. Zach signaled back, up, down, left, left, he was ready. He walked over to Mallory's groupie and pulled her aside to a corner in the room.
"Hey Mallory, you're looking good tonight." He grimaced, with a hint of evil in his voice.
Mallory blushed, " Do you really think so?" her voice cracked.
"Yes, I really do." He reached under his coat and slowly took an arrow and cautiously placed it on his bow. Making sure he didn't make any sudden movements he tediously aimed it at her throat.
"All is fair in love and war." He pulled the bowstring and released. It pierced her throat and she fell down, gasping for breath. A faraway look came into her eyes as she realized what was happening. She was dying. Blood started to trickle out of her throat, but flowed more continuously and left a mess on the ground. She reached up, her hand shaking as she looked at the blood on her fingers. She collapsed then, all life leaving her.
"Selina!" Danika shouted across the room.
"Oh, right!" she snapped and everything froze, "My bad." she stared at Chris and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. "Be back soon! But first, I have a little dirty work to take care of."
"Dirties right!" Danika scowled, "Look at the mess she made! On my new carpet too! I'm suing!"
"You can't." Zach came behind her, bow still in hand, "She's dead, remember?"
"Yeah." Selina and Danika gave each other a quick glance. They paused for a second.
"Anyways!" Selina shook her head, "We gotta put her somewhere."
"But where?" Danika sat down and thought.
"Well, I have an idea, but you'll laugh." Zach said, smiling.
"What?!" both of the girls said in unison.
"The shower!" Zach smiled wickedly, Selina and Danika looked at him curiously.
"Ok.sure."
"First, I want my pay."
"Ok, ok!" Danika said, "Help us put her in the shower and then you can leave."
They hauled her to the shower and positioned her, but her whole body couldn't fit so one leg hung out of the tub.
"That's the best an d only way, I just hope no one has to use the bathroom." Selina smiled, "That would be sooooooooooo funny!"
~
"Where's Mallory?" Mary Anne asked, a look of concern passing across her face.
"She's probably just making new friends or something, don't be such a worry- wart Mary Anne!" Kristy said.
"I'm not so sure."
"Oh, just stop already. Just relax and have fun, we're absolutely safe I mean come on we are with a whole bunch of adults!"
~
"Hey, Selina." Brendan stopped, "Uhh.sorry to interrupt, but-can-I-use-your- bathroom?!" he said quickly. Brendan looked at his feet and coughed. Selina looked reluctantly away from Chris.
"Yea, down the hall and to the left." she replied dreamily.
"Ok, thanks." He left quickly, "Man, and I remember when she used to only dream about him.Kids these days!" he shook his head as he made his way down the hall. He came to the door and knocked. There was no answer. He opened it and walked in, closing it behind him. He felt a weird vibe.
"Man I feel a weird vibe." (A/N- Sorry, I (Danika) had to do that!)
"Uhhh." he looked around and gave a little gasp, turning around quickly. "Oh, I'm so sorry, why didn't you say something when I knocked?!" he fumbled with the knob, but stopped when he got no answer. He looked up slowly and stared at the leg hanging out of the tub.
"What the.?" he moved toward it slowly. Putting one hand on the shower curtain, he pulled it away quickly.
"Oh." he moved hastily backward, tripping over the rug. He fell backwards.
"HOLY."
~
"Hey, Selina, do you know where Bren is? He's suppose to go up an play now." Danika stopped when Selina gave her a scared look.
"You did not just screw up again, did you?!"
"Uhhh." Selina looked around.
"Brendan..NO!" Danika turned suddenly and pushed through the people, Selina followed as quickly as possible. They stopped at the doors.
"BRENDAN!"
~
".COW!"
In the background a cow mooed, most likely the one Selina had snapped awhile back.
"Selina?" Danika stopped, "When you snapped the cow away, where did you snap him to?"
"The bathroom?"
"Opps."
The door burst open suddenly and Danika shrieked, jumping into Corey's arms. Orli glared at him. Brendan stood in the doorway panting.
"There's a.girl.big cow.shower!" he waved his hands around.
"It's ok Brendan." Danika put her arm around him. The rest of the room stood silent and watched. "Those cleaning fumes must have gotten to your head. We should've warned you about that."
"Yea, we had just cleaned the bathroom before you came." Selina said, "So the fumes must have hit you pretty hard." They sat him down on the couch.
"Ohhhh." everyone in the room continued talking as if nothing had happened.
"Now, you stay there." Danika squeezed his shoulder, "I'll go check out this 'big cow' thing."
Brendan just nodded and stayed sitting on the couch.
"But I could've sworn I saw a girl lying."
"Now, don't you worry, enjoy the rest of the party." Selina and Danika got up to join the rest of the group. Their plan had worked out PERFECTLY.
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Ok, our apoligizies guys! Its been MONTHS! We're sooo sorry, but here's a pretty long one. Hope you enjoyed. Review if you want, flames are always welcome *raises eyebrow* if you're brave enough of course.Anyways! By the way, everyone in this chapter is real. Chris, Orli, Brendan, Corey, Katie, they're all real. (lucky us, cough, lol, we luv you guys!) Unbounds a real band, go check em out if you'd like! They're web address is www.unboundworldwide.com ! Anywho, onto the reviews. Thanks for readin guys!
Selina-
Crazy Writer-U SUCK SO MUCH.DIE!!!! Naw.just had to do it for irony's sake. Thanks again for reviewing, and keep your first review award nice and shiny!
Ushuaia-yup, well that pretty much describes us, out there and crazy, lol. Thx for the review.
Samantha-uh.thanks so much for your input, we will take it into consideration. Just next time give us a reason why it sucks so bad. We like constructive criticism just not from losers like you who can't take the time to write a full-length review.
Esquateisha-heyz, thanks for the review, much appreciative.
Revenge-is-Sweet-SUP!!! So glad you finally go something up on ff.net! Thanks for the review and I really think you will like this next chapter.muah hahaha
Melanie-hey buttlicker!! Lol, well, glad u liked it and hope I clarified it a little more for ya. Thx for the review.
Grim Squeaker-Well..I'm glad you go that out of your system. Hope you like your bounty hunter bit heeh. * looks over her shoulder * "Ah! The laser chickens!!"
master frodo-I agree Mary Anne really does suck. Thx for ur input hope u like next chapter.
Katherine the Great- * bows down before her * oh thank you for the review oh great and powerful writer! Hehe, hope u like this next one!
*******Would you like fries with that??*******
Danika's-
CrazyWriter- I didn't know Selina gave you an award.Wait, wasn't that mine?! *Selina's evil laughter in the background* IM GONNA KILL HER! Anyways, hope you liked, and pleaz do keep that award safe, for the sake of Selina's head!
Ushuaia- Of course we'll kill them all! *lowers her voice* And guess what?! There's a twist at the end! But don't' tell anyone, lol. If you do, you know who's gonna come and get you. ME! Anyways, I'm crazy, a psycho killer and babysitters taste like chicken!
Samantha- Uhhh.ok.that was.thanks, I guess. It's not really a flame, so I'll let you go. But, why did you hate it?! I could consider it a flame, seeing as you didn't say WHY u flippin hate it. But, for future reference, pleaz tell us why u hate it, cuz then we might take that into consideration (yea RIGHT!) jk! We really do care wat u guys say, I PROMISE! Oh, and by the way, its STORY! Sry, I had to say that, lol!
Esquateisha- Killing is always a nice touch with babysitters. Jenae..hmmm..that's a cool name! I wonder who that could be?! Oh well, lets see.hope you liked this chappie, and my attitude stays. Lylas!
Revenge-Is-Sweet- Revenge! HA! That penname fits perfectly! (the fic I mean). Inside jokes, yea, there are sooo many more in here. Revenge IS sweet! Hope to read some of your stuff soon, catch ya latta. Have an absolutely evil day!
Melanie- Well, we kinda planned for it.sorta.I think.ask Selina! Anywho! Hope you enjoyed the fic so far! Cya latta!
Grim Squeaker- You asked, and you got in! Finally! Hope you're happy! And yes, it IS nice to cut people's arms off, cuz ur still alive, but I taught you a lesson. See, both of us benefit! Anyways, the laser chickens don't' stand a chance against me, the all EVIL Danika! (MUWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!) Anyways, ttyl Zach! Hope you enjoyed!
Master frodo- Thanks, you know, I like you! And yes, we all hate mary anne and her prissy little logan. (GAG) Ughh.its all so SET UP! Its like the brady bunch, everything always turns out right and everybody's friends again. I HATE IT. IT MAKES ME SICK! Anyways, thankies for the reviewy!
Katharin the Great- I would never use your real name Kate! Thanks for finally finding it! *watches curiously as Selina bows to Kate's feet* uhh.no. There's no way I'll bow. No'fense! Luv ya lots, but.uhh.just, no. Well, sorry most of the humor didn't catch ya. Hope you enjoyed at least readin something! Cya latta!
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