Ned, Nedd 'n Neddy
"Fuckinell Ned, where the fuck are ya?" Neddy shouted.
"Shut yer mooth, ah'm o'er here " Ned replied.
"Aye, ah needja for this next muggin' by the way, like we're gonna totally Mug Johnny 2 x 4. Whats the word Nedd?" Neddy asked.
"Aye, here he comes like. Neddy can I advise ya no tae dae this bye the way?"
"Why the fuck not? Ya scared? PANSY!" Ned taunted.
"Nuh, but you know if ah get caught again ahm a dead man."
As Johnny wandered down the alley the Neds could hear his normal monologue. Of course they wouldn't call it that because that's a polysyllabic word.
"Whats tha' Plank, ya see things, right?"
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"Fuckin goth"
"Alright, Johnny gi' us yer money" Neddy shouted as he jumped into Johnnies path holding a flick knife, or so he thought.
"Aye right then by the way! Tha's no a flick knife, tha's a comb!" Johnny replied, calmly.
"NED!!!! Are you some kinda fuckin' dumbass by the way?" Neddy shouted at the tall Ned.
"Aye, and a packet o' crisps too," Ned replied.
"Aye right then, you ain't got a fuckin' chance by the way."
And so Neddy leapt at Ned and started trying to attack him. While they fight shall I fill you in on whats going on?
Here's a bit of background information for those who haven't caught on yet, this is an Ed, Edd and Eddy spoof which replaces three American boys living in Peach Creek USA with three Scottish boys living in Niddrie. All three are pretty much the same but replace Jawbreakers with Lammy Bammy cigs and you've got the general idea. Alright? By the way, Neds is a slang term for people who live in either Niddrie or Glasgow.
"Ah never knew a comb could give someone such a huge fuckin' scar like," Nedd said.
"Aye, that's right,like maybe next time ah should just attack Kevin wi' mah comb"
A strange snorting noise illustrated the Neds laughing, followed by a coughing, which illustrated why they had been desperate to get the money. With their allowances cut off and them being followed by an assistant every time they went into any shops nearby they were kinda screwed for cigarettes.
"Looks like we're gonna have tae venture into town tae get some cigs."
"But we ain't got nae money"
"No a problem, I got these fake bus passes," said Neddy as Nedd looked at him strangely "dinnae ask, they had no fake IDs left."
Join us next time as the Neds try to go into town and steal some Cigarettes.
"Fuckinell Ned, where the fuck are ya?" Neddy shouted.
"Shut yer mooth, ah'm o'er here " Ned replied.
"Aye, ah needja for this next muggin' by the way, like we're gonna totally Mug Johnny 2 x 4. Whats the word Nedd?" Neddy asked.
"Aye, here he comes like. Neddy can I advise ya no tae dae this bye the way?"
"Why the fuck not? Ya scared? PANSY!" Ned taunted.
"Nuh, but you know if ah get caught again ahm a dead man."
As Johnny wandered down the alley the Neds could hear his normal monologue. Of course they wouldn't call it that because that's a polysyllabic word.
"Whats tha' Plank, ya see things, right?"
"."
"Fuckin goth"
"Alright, Johnny gi' us yer money" Neddy shouted as he jumped into Johnnies path holding a flick knife, or so he thought.
"Aye right then by the way! Tha's no a flick knife, tha's a comb!" Johnny replied, calmly.
"NED!!!! Are you some kinda fuckin' dumbass by the way?" Neddy shouted at the tall Ned.
"Aye, and a packet o' crisps too," Ned replied.
"Aye right then, you ain't got a fuckin' chance by the way."
And so Neddy leapt at Ned and started trying to attack him. While they fight shall I fill you in on whats going on?
Here's a bit of background information for those who haven't caught on yet, this is an Ed, Edd and Eddy spoof which replaces three American boys living in Peach Creek USA with three Scottish boys living in Niddrie. All three are pretty much the same but replace Jawbreakers with Lammy Bammy cigs and you've got the general idea. Alright? By the way, Neds is a slang term for people who live in either Niddrie or Glasgow.
"Ah never knew a comb could give someone such a huge fuckin' scar like," Nedd said.
"Aye, that's right,like maybe next time ah should just attack Kevin wi' mah comb"
A strange snorting noise illustrated the Neds laughing, followed by a coughing, which illustrated why they had been desperate to get the money. With their allowances cut off and them being followed by an assistant every time they went into any shops nearby they were kinda screwed for cigarettes.
"Looks like we're gonna have tae venture into town tae get some cigs."
"But we ain't got nae money"
"No a problem, I got these fake bus passes," said Neddy as Nedd looked at him strangely "dinnae ask, they had no fake IDs left."
Join us next time as the Neds try to go into town and steal some Cigarettes.