NOTICE: Well, here it is- the second episode! First, I'd like to apologize
for forgetting about this thing. It's been so long, and I've been so
preoccupied with school and other crap. I see that there are a lot of
questions, and it's gonna take the PS Fighters to answer them all. I'm
sorry, but I'd like to ask people that you not post any more questions
until I have all the unanswered ones, erm. answered. As for now, just
buckle down and laugh as the fighters cause all sorts of mayhem.
Til: We're back! And we have a whole new batch of questions from you, our wonderful audience!
Wang Tang: Somehow, that sounded pretty canned.
Til: From the mouth of a Goku wannabe. You know, DBZ wasn't THAT good..
WT: Yes it was!
Til: Whatever. Anywho, we have another letter from Evil Anime Chick, reading:
*squeal* How kyoote! Love the accent~! ::pulls of shoe from foot:: Knuckles from the Sonic team did wanna sign this so here ya go! ^_^ ::gives it to her favorite Power Stone 2 character:: On with the questions!
Everyone- Can you sing?
To the guys- Boxers or briefs?
Julia- DON'T SLAP ACCEL! ::fumes:: Wait, that wasn't a question. Oh well.
To the girls- Which guy is the cutest?
Accel: Well, thanks, missy! Ah. does anyone have a pen?
Til: Here. *hands Accel a pen*
Accel: *scribbles on shoe* Here ya go! Now about the singin'-
Falcon: Lord give me strength.
Accel: *sings in a flat, Texan-sounding voice* The stars are braht, they're big and braht-
Gunrock: *claps hands, singing in a cheesy Mexican accent* Deep in de heart of Texas!
Ayame: You two both need singing lessons badly. Let me show you how it's done! *grabs microphone seemingly out of nowhere*
The lights dim, and a spotlight focuses on Ayame. Pride starts playing a piano that was previously hidden in the back of the room.
Ayame: At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights thinkin' how you did me wrong, And I grew strong, and then I learned to get along.
A disco globe comes out of the ceiling, and disco music starts playing. Ayame is suddenly wearing a purple sequined dress.
Ayame: And now you're back from outer space! And I came in to find you here with that sad look upon your face! I should have changed that stupid lie and made you leave your key, If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me!
Falcon appears in a white leisure suit and platforms (still wearing his goggles, of course), and he begins to dance alongside Ayame.
Falcon: Come on, now go! Walk out the door! Um. Lalalalalalalalalalala!
Ayame: *kicks Falcon away* If you don't know the words, don't bother singing! Besides, this is MY number! Umm. *starts dancing again* Hey, hey!
WT: I will survive!
Ayame: *fuming* Hey!
Rouge: As long as I know how to love, I know I will survive!
Ryoma: I've got all my life to live.
Julia: And I've got all my love to give!
Falcon: *rubs backside* I will survive.
Pete: I will survive!
Everyone: Hey, hey! *everyone starts dancing*
Ayame: *face turning red* This is MY NUMBER!!!
The sound of a squeaking record stops the music, and everyone is silent.
Ayame: This is MY musical number, and I'M the one who's supposed to be singing!
WT: But Ayame, that fangirl was asking ALL of us if we could sing. So we all sang!
Kraken: Yarr, I didn't get to sing!
Octo and Pus start playing accordions.
Kraken: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
Everyone: SHUT UP!!! *music stops*
Til: Um, why don't we go to the second part of the question- um, guys, boxers or briefs? *awkward giggle*
Falcon: I am a boxer, therefore I wear boxers.
Accel: Would nothin' be a category.
Ayame & Til: Ewww.
Rouge: *giggles* I like that. *goes over to Accel*
Ryoma: HEY!!! I thought you loved me! *eyes get teary* Right?
Rouge: *ponders* Hmm. *looks at Ryoma, then at Accel* I'm with Accel!
Ryoma: NOOOO!!!!! *falls on the floor in tears* Thanks for taking my dreams up and dashing them to the ground, Rouge.
Falcon: *smug look* Now you know how I felt when Rouge left me.
Til: Obviously that question was a little to touchy. Um, girls, which guy is the cutest?
Rouge: I'd have to pick Accel! Or maybe Ryoma.
Ryoma perks his head up.
Rouge: Or Falcon.
Falcon perks his head up.
Rouge: Or Wang Tang.
Sweatdrops form over the girls' heads.
Ayame: Well, that's a tough question. I'd have to pick Leonardo DiCaprio!
Til: I think she was talking about which PS fighter is cute.
Ayame: What? Leo is so HOT!! But I guess Wang Tang is pretty cute too.
WT's eyes widen.
Julia: Most of the men in this group are a bit too barbaric for my tastes. Galuda is at least slightly sophisticated, but as far as appearances go, I feel.
Accel smiles.
Julia: That I prefer Falcon.
Falcon faints dead away.
Til: Well, there you have it. Now here's a few questions from Byakko:
1. Is Accel relate to Irvine from Final Fantasy VII (not in looks, Accel=mediocre Irvine=seXY)? They have the same flirtatious streak.
2. Kraken, why the HECK do you have an OCTOPUS to be you MASCOT!? And octopus BROTHERS TOO?!
3. Why does Wang Tang look like, act like a dragonball character when he uses his powerstone?
4. If Wang Tang has a better nature than Falcon, Ryoma is more honest, Galuda has morals and is very true to his word, Gunrock is also an honest man. Since all these guys are better than Falcon, why does Falcon, who is a perverted baka whose brains is in his boxers, get to use the Light Stone? Especially since he idolised the enemy?
5. Where does the Ayame X Wang Tang couple fandom thing come from? (Note, I don't own the game)
Til: I thought Irvine was from FF VIII, not VII.
Pete: He is. It may have been a typographical error.
Gunrock: Typo-who?
Pete: Never mind.
Accel: Irvine? Irvine Kinneas! That poser who copied my look and weapons, AND is only a mere novice in the art of flirtin'? How can he be possibly called "sexy" while I'm given a "mediocre," whatever the hell that means.
Til: Maybe I shouldn't tell him. *turns to Kraken* As for the octopus theme.
Kraken: Yarr! It be an octopus that took me hand, mind ye! Aye, it be a mighty creature. I remember the day is took me hand as though it all happened yesterday. Ya see it all began bla bla bla bla.
WT: Dragonball is so awesome, man! Goku's my hero! You see, I'm part Saiyan, and the Power Stones help me transform into a Super Saiyan without having to get pissed off!
Ayame: Fan boy.
Ryoma: What are you talking about Dragonball Z is a great show! Although the later episodes were a bit sub par.
Til: It okay, but the fights always take so friggin long. Like 20 episodes for every fight? What's up with that?
WT: Shut up! Dragonball is the BEST SHOW EVER!!! All of them are!!!
Falcon is still unconscious. Til dumps cold water on his head.
Til: Wake up, Eddy. There's a question for you.
Falcon: Ugh. wha'?
Til: *hand Falcon a paper* Here.
Falcon: *reads the paper and suddenly gets angry* What the bloody hell is this?!
Til: Your ques-
Falcon: I know what it is! How could someone be so rude as to call me a "perverted baka whose brains is in his boxers!" That is bloody rude!
Til: Well, didn't you kind of mature as the anime went-
Falcon: A baka! Japanese for fool, idiot! The nerve!!
Til: *sweatdrop* Okay. And don't Ayame and WT look so cute together?
Ayame: Hey, I just said he was cute! Nothing more!
WT: Come on, you know you can't resist my irrestistable charm!
Julia: Splendid. Another Accel.
Til: *looks at a non-existant watch on her wrist* Oh, look at the time! We gotta rap up, everyone! Good night!
Til: We're back! And we have a whole new batch of questions from you, our wonderful audience!
Wang Tang: Somehow, that sounded pretty canned.
Til: From the mouth of a Goku wannabe. You know, DBZ wasn't THAT good..
WT: Yes it was!
Til: Whatever. Anywho, we have another letter from Evil Anime Chick, reading:
*squeal* How kyoote! Love the accent~! ::pulls of shoe from foot:: Knuckles from the Sonic team did wanna sign this so here ya go! ^_^ ::gives it to her favorite Power Stone 2 character:: On with the questions!
Everyone- Can you sing?
To the guys- Boxers or briefs?
Julia- DON'T SLAP ACCEL! ::fumes:: Wait, that wasn't a question. Oh well.
To the girls- Which guy is the cutest?
Accel: Well, thanks, missy! Ah. does anyone have a pen?
Til: Here. *hands Accel a pen*
Accel: *scribbles on shoe* Here ya go! Now about the singin'-
Falcon: Lord give me strength.
Accel: *sings in a flat, Texan-sounding voice* The stars are braht, they're big and braht-
Gunrock: *claps hands, singing in a cheesy Mexican accent* Deep in de heart of Texas!
Ayame: You two both need singing lessons badly. Let me show you how it's done! *grabs microphone seemingly out of nowhere*
The lights dim, and a spotlight focuses on Ayame. Pride starts playing a piano that was previously hidden in the back of the room.
Ayame: At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights thinkin' how you did me wrong, And I grew strong, and then I learned to get along.
A disco globe comes out of the ceiling, and disco music starts playing. Ayame is suddenly wearing a purple sequined dress.
Ayame: And now you're back from outer space! And I came in to find you here with that sad look upon your face! I should have changed that stupid lie and made you leave your key, If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me!
Falcon appears in a white leisure suit and platforms (still wearing his goggles, of course), and he begins to dance alongside Ayame.
Falcon: Come on, now go! Walk out the door! Um. Lalalalalalalalalalala!
Ayame: *kicks Falcon away* If you don't know the words, don't bother singing! Besides, this is MY number! Umm. *starts dancing again* Hey, hey!
WT: I will survive!
Ayame: *fuming* Hey!
Rouge: As long as I know how to love, I know I will survive!
Ryoma: I've got all my life to live.
Julia: And I've got all my love to give!
Falcon: *rubs backside* I will survive.
Pete: I will survive!
Everyone: Hey, hey! *everyone starts dancing*
Ayame: *face turning red* This is MY NUMBER!!!
The sound of a squeaking record stops the music, and everyone is silent.
Ayame: This is MY musical number, and I'M the one who's supposed to be singing!
WT: But Ayame, that fangirl was asking ALL of us if we could sing. So we all sang!
Kraken: Yarr, I didn't get to sing!
Octo and Pus start playing accordions.
Kraken: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
Everyone: SHUT UP!!! *music stops*
Til: Um, why don't we go to the second part of the question- um, guys, boxers or briefs? *awkward giggle*
Falcon: I am a boxer, therefore I wear boxers.
Accel: Would nothin' be a category.
Ayame & Til: Ewww.
Rouge: *giggles* I like that. *goes over to Accel*
Ryoma: HEY!!! I thought you loved me! *eyes get teary* Right?
Rouge: *ponders* Hmm. *looks at Ryoma, then at Accel* I'm with Accel!
Ryoma: NOOOO!!!!! *falls on the floor in tears* Thanks for taking my dreams up and dashing them to the ground, Rouge.
Falcon: *smug look* Now you know how I felt when Rouge left me.
Til: Obviously that question was a little to touchy. Um, girls, which guy is the cutest?
Rouge: I'd have to pick Accel! Or maybe Ryoma.
Ryoma perks his head up.
Rouge: Or Falcon.
Falcon perks his head up.
Rouge: Or Wang Tang.
Sweatdrops form over the girls' heads.
Ayame: Well, that's a tough question. I'd have to pick Leonardo DiCaprio!
Til: I think she was talking about which PS fighter is cute.
Ayame: What? Leo is so HOT!! But I guess Wang Tang is pretty cute too.
WT's eyes widen.
Julia: Most of the men in this group are a bit too barbaric for my tastes. Galuda is at least slightly sophisticated, but as far as appearances go, I feel.
Accel smiles.
Julia: That I prefer Falcon.
Falcon faints dead away.
Til: Well, there you have it. Now here's a few questions from Byakko:
1. Is Accel relate to Irvine from Final Fantasy VII (not in looks, Accel=mediocre Irvine=seXY)? They have the same flirtatious streak.
2. Kraken, why the HECK do you have an OCTOPUS to be you MASCOT!? And octopus BROTHERS TOO?!
3. Why does Wang Tang look like, act like a dragonball character when he uses his powerstone?
4. If Wang Tang has a better nature than Falcon, Ryoma is more honest, Galuda has morals and is very true to his word, Gunrock is also an honest man. Since all these guys are better than Falcon, why does Falcon, who is a perverted baka whose brains is in his boxers, get to use the Light Stone? Especially since he idolised the enemy?
5. Where does the Ayame X Wang Tang couple fandom thing come from? (Note, I don't own the game)
Til: I thought Irvine was from FF VIII, not VII.
Pete: He is. It may have been a typographical error.
Gunrock: Typo-who?
Pete: Never mind.
Accel: Irvine? Irvine Kinneas! That poser who copied my look and weapons, AND is only a mere novice in the art of flirtin'? How can he be possibly called "sexy" while I'm given a "mediocre," whatever the hell that means.
Til: Maybe I shouldn't tell him. *turns to Kraken* As for the octopus theme.
Kraken: Yarr! It be an octopus that took me hand, mind ye! Aye, it be a mighty creature. I remember the day is took me hand as though it all happened yesterday. Ya see it all began bla bla bla bla.
WT: Dragonball is so awesome, man! Goku's my hero! You see, I'm part Saiyan, and the Power Stones help me transform into a Super Saiyan without having to get pissed off!
Ayame: Fan boy.
Ryoma: What are you talking about Dragonball Z is a great show! Although the later episodes were a bit sub par.
Til: It okay, but the fights always take so friggin long. Like 20 episodes for every fight? What's up with that?
WT: Shut up! Dragonball is the BEST SHOW EVER!!! All of them are!!!
Falcon is still unconscious. Til dumps cold water on his head.
Til: Wake up, Eddy. There's a question for you.
Falcon: Ugh. wha'?
Til: *hand Falcon a paper* Here.
Falcon: *reads the paper and suddenly gets angry* What the bloody hell is this?!
Til: Your ques-
Falcon: I know what it is! How could someone be so rude as to call me a "perverted baka whose brains is in his boxers!" That is bloody rude!
Til: Well, didn't you kind of mature as the anime went-
Falcon: A baka! Japanese for fool, idiot! The nerve!!
Til: *sweatdrop* Okay. And don't Ayame and WT look so cute together?
Ayame: Hey, I just said he was cute! Nothing more!
WT: Come on, you know you can't resist my irrestistable charm!
Julia: Splendid. Another Accel.
Til: *looks at a non-existant watch on her wrist* Oh, look at the time! We gotta rap up, everyone! Good night!