Chapter Two
Evilitaliansinger: You know the drill, I don't own anything.
Random insubstantial Yugi: Except her toothbrush.
Random insubstantial Seto: Why do you always have to bring up hygiene?
Random insubstantial Tea: Because he's cool. (starts to drool over Yugi)
Evilitaliansinger: Will you shut up?
Random insubstantial Seto: You should know better than to tell Tea to shut up. It's impossible!
Evilitaliansinger: But I have a weapon. If you don't shut up, I'll start a random insubstantial downpour.
Random insubstantial Tea: Ahhhhhhhhh! Rain! Stop, drop, and roll! (falls down and starts to roll around like a madwoman)
Random insubstantial Seto and random insubstantial Yugi: (stare at Tea in a strange way)
Random insubstantial Yugi: I didn't know she was afraid of water.
Random insubstantial Seto: (giggles)
Random insubstantial evilemmylou: That was disturbing.
Random insubstantial Laaanessness: Yeah. Talk about weird.
Evilitaliansinger: (chanting) These are hallucinations. They DON'T EXIST!!!!!!!!!
Random insubstantial Ri-ri Chan: (hiccups) 999 bottles of beer on the wall... (falls into drunken stupor)
Evilitaliansinger: God help us! (runs away)
Seto sat dejectedly in his seat. He was tired, he was hungry, and he had been forced to destroy the seat next to him in order to keep Mokuba in the balcony. He glanced over at his brother. The red strips of material neatly bound the boy to his seat. Another bit of upholstery had been shoved into his mouth to keep him quiet. Plus, he couldn't concentrate on his letter to the editor with that music playing.
"Will you shut up?" he yelled angrily at the stage.
"Shhhhhhhhhhh!" came the warning from the people around him.
Seto leaned back and sighed. This was getting annoying. Luckily for the stress-out teen, the intermission came soon after. He left Mokuba tied to the seat and went to get a soda. Upon returning, he found that Mokuba had managed to spit out the gag and had begun to chew through his bonds. Unfortunately for the elder Kaiba, Mokuba had very strong teeth.
Just as the curtain rose for the second half, Mokuba split the strips of red material and jumped over the balcony rail-
Falling directly into Ryou's lap.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed the freaked out Ryou.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed the freaked out Mokuba.
"Shhhhhhhhh!" screamed the annoyed audience.
["Heaven help us!" screamed the freaked out author while trying to fend off a rabid rhino muse with a mop, a fork, and various pilfered undergarments. {Plagerist!} "This fanfiction has gone too far!"
Random insubstantial British narrator: Unfortunately, evilitaliansinger was unable to win and was quickly trampled by her rabid muse. Let that be a lesson to all you fanfiction authors: Never get a muse you can't control.
Evilitaliansinger: What are you, their mothers?
Random insubstantial British narrator: Nope, but this is fun all the same.]
Seto looked down from the balcony to find that his brother had landed safely if not gracefully in Ryou's lap. Breathing a sigh of relief, he settled down to reading his program in the dim light. Finding that this is incredibly hard, he pulled out his emergency penlight and began to read.
After the show was over, the actors came out and bowed. Seto thought he recognized Christine... Could it be... Serenity? But his train of thought was broken by the Phantom who came downstage and took off his mask, revealing himself to be-
No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Pegasus?
* * * * * *
Hehehehehehehehehe! A little fanfiction fun, aren't we having a great time? Tune in next time to read about a dueling stadium, a glass chandelier, an explosion, a brick wall, and - wait a second... This can't be right... Not- lingerie?
See ya next time!
Evilitaliansinger: You know the drill, I don't own anything.
Random insubstantial Yugi: Except her toothbrush.
Random insubstantial Seto: Why do you always have to bring up hygiene?
Random insubstantial Tea: Because he's cool. (starts to drool over Yugi)
Evilitaliansinger: Will you shut up?
Random insubstantial Seto: You should know better than to tell Tea to shut up. It's impossible!
Evilitaliansinger: But I have a weapon. If you don't shut up, I'll start a random insubstantial downpour.
Random insubstantial Tea: Ahhhhhhhhh! Rain! Stop, drop, and roll! (falls down and starts to roll around like a madwoman)
Random insubstantial Seto and random insubstantial Yugi: (stare at Tea in a strange way)
Random insubstantial Yugi: I didn't know she was afraid of water.
Random insubstantial Seto: (giggles)
Random insubstantial evilemmylou: That was disturbing.
Random insubstantial Laaanessness: Yeah. Talk about weird.
Evilitaliansinger: (chanting) These are hallucinations. They DON'T EXIST!!!!!!!!!
Random insubstantial Ri-ri Chan: (hiccups) 999 bottles of beer on the wall... (falls into drunken stupor)
Evilitaliansinger: God help us! (runs away)
Seto sat dejectedly in his seat. He was tired, he was hungry, and he had been forced to destroy the seat next to him in order to keep Mokuba in the balcony. He glanced over at his brother. The red strips of material neatly bound the boy to his seat. Another bit of upholstery had been shoved into his mouth to keep him quiet. Plus, he couldn't concentrate on his letter to the editor with that music playing.
"Will you shut up?" he yelled angrily at the stage.
"Shhhhhhhhhhh!" came the warning from the people around him.
Seto leaned back and sighed. This was getting annoying. Luckily for the stress-out teen, the intermission came soon after. He left Mokuba tied to the seat and went to get a soda. Upon returning, he found that Mokuba had managed to spit out the gag and had begun to chew through his bonds. Unfortunately for the elder Kaiba, Mokuba had very strong teeth.
Just as the curtain rose for the second half, Mokuba split the strips of red material and jumped over the balcony rail-
Falling directly into Ryou's lap.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed the freaked out Ryou.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed the freaked out Mokuba.
"Shhhhhhhhh!" screamed the annoyed audience.
["Heaven help us!" screamed the freaked out author while trying to fend off a rabid rhino muse with a mop, a fork, and various pilfered undergarments. {Plagerist!} "This fanfiction has gone too far!"
Random insubstantial British narrator: Unfortunately, evilitaliansinger was unable to win and was quickly trampled by her rabid muse. Let that be a lesson to all you fanfiction authors: Never get a muse you can't control.
Evilitaliansinger: What are you, their mothers?
Random insubstantial British narrator: Nope, but this is fun all the same.]
Seto looked down from the balcony to find that his brother had landed safely if not gracefully in Ryou's lap. Breathing a sigh of relief, he settled down to reading his program in the dim light. Finding that this is incredibly hard, he pulled out his emergency penlight and began to read.
After the show was over, the actors came out and bowed. Seto thought he recognized Christine... Could it be... Serenity? But his train of thought was broken by the Phantom who came downstage and took off his mask, revealing himself to be-
No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Pegasus?
* * * * * *
Hehehehehehehehehe! A little fanfiction fun, aren't we having a great time? Tune in next time to read about a dueling stadium, a glass chandelier, an explosion, a brick wall, and - wait a second... This can't be right... Not- lingerie?
See ya next time!