Shadowwolf: Okay, one night I got an idea.
Bit: Is it a good one?
Shadowwolf: I don't know yet. So, there are quite a few fics out there that have the author as a talk show host, and the characters as guests.
Bit: Your point?
Shadowwolf: Gee, someone's impatient today. *glares at Bit* So, I thought, what if I gave each character their own talk show. You know, to do whatever they wanted to do. They could have special guests and stuff. Anyways, here it goes.
Leena: Do I get my own?
Shadowwolf: So far I have ideas for Bit, Brad, Leena, Doc, and Jamie. Kind readers: If you want, you could give me suggestions for shows and other people to host the shows.
Brad: Do we get paid for this?
Shadowwolf: *sigh* Of course. Now, who wants to go first?
Bit, Leena, & Doc: *jumping up and down* Me, me, me, me!!
Shadowwolf: *sweatdrop* How about alphabetical order?
Leena: Fine.
Doc: Okay!
Bit: Yippee!
Shadowwolf: Okay, first up is…Bit Cloud!!!!! It will be in script format, because it just seems easier. Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids or the characters. Don't sue. If you do, I'll sick my evil demon dog on you! (He chews up everything!!)
Bit: My turn!!
Shadowwolf: Okay, okay. Enjoy everyone!
TALK SHOWS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
LATE NITE WITH BIT CLOUD
(Judge) Announcer: Live from the Hovercargo, it's Late Nite with Bit Cloud!!!!!
Audience: *cheers, whistles*
Bit: *walks in* Thank you, thank you. Now, let's get on with the show!!!!
Audience: *cheers*
Bit: *sits down* Now our first-
*hand goes up in audience*
Bit: Yes?
Some woman wearing a t-shirt that says "I love Bit Cloud!" on it: Will you go out with me?!
Bit: Ummm, no thanks.
Woman: Why not? Who do you like?
Bit: Umm, *blushing* no one right now.
Some dude in leather jacket: Liar!! You like Leena! Admit it!!
Bit: *heavy blush* Not true!! How could anyone love her?
Leena (sitting in back row): YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT COMMENT BIT!!!!
Bit: *cringes* He, he. Sorry. Let's get our first guests out here. Ladies, gentlemen, and Leena, please welcome, The Fuzzy Pandas!!!
Leena: Are you saying I'm not a lady?!
Bit: Not exactly.
Fuzzy Pandas: *walk in, grab Bit by the neck* How many times do we have to tell you?! We're the Tigers, the Tigers!!! (or is it the Zaber Fangs now?)
Bit: *gasp* Sorry.
Fuzzy Pandas: *sit down*
Bit: So, *rubs neck* can we ask you a few questions?
FP: Sure.
Bit: Okay. Number one. Do you guys ever win?
FP: What kind of a question is that?! We win a lot. We had that 14 win winning streak, remember?!
Bit: Oh yeah, but that was only 'cause you were zapping your opponents with the lighting stuff. *makes thunder sounds*
FP: Was not!! It was our raw skills!!!
Bit: Whatever. Next question. Why do your jackets have fuzzy things on them?
FP: Because, um, because…they were just made like that!
Bit: Okay. Um lets see, did you think it was funny when the judge called you 'The Fuzzy Pandas' in the Royal Cup?
FP: Are you kidding?! It wasn't funny at all!! That little mix-up cost us the Royal Cup!!
Bit: Yeah right, you never could've beaten Vega. And besides, it was too funny. When Jamie and Leena told me and Brad about it, we both busted our guts laughing. And you know how hard it is to get Brad to even laugh at all.
FP: We could too beat Vega, and Brad must've been on a sugar rush. He drinks so much coffee.
Bit: Enough on that subject. One more question from me, then we'll go to our audience. Why don't you hire a mercenary to help you?
FP: Well, Brad is with you guys, Jack Sisco didn't want anything to do with us, and all the others stink. Hey! We don't need any mercenary to do our work for us!!!
Bit: Audience? Any questions?
Audience: *silence*
Bit: Okay then, let's go to commercial.
*commercials for 2 minutes*
Bit: Welcome back. The Fuzzy Pandas, *growls from backstage* I mean the Tigers, had to go get ready for a battle that they'll undoubtedly lose. *loud growls from backstage* I mean win, did I say lose? I meant win. Well, our next guest is, Benjamin, from The Champ Team.
Benjamin: *walks in, sits down* Hi Bit.
Bit: Well, Benjamin. What is it like living with Harry?
Benjamin: It's really quite disturbing. Non-stop Leena 'worshiping'. I'm telling you, that boy needs some serious help.
Bit: No kidding. Now that we're on the subject of love, how's the judge?
Benjamin: Oh, she dumped me for a lousy Dark Judge.
Audience: *gasps* *oooohhh*
Bit: No way!! You've got to be kidding me!
Benjamin: Nope.
Bit: How horrible! There must be a glitch in her system. We're almost out of time. Audience, any questions for Benjamin?
Guy in t-shirt and jeans: How do you put up with Sebastian? He really bugs me.
Benjamin: He's not so bad once you get to know-
Bit: That's all the time we have for now! Thanks for watching! *waves as the camera moves back up to ceiling*
Shadowwolf: So, what did ya think? Hope you enjoyed, and I just decided, flames are welcome. It's probably really stupid, but I hope you enjoyed it anyway. When I'm all done, I want to let people vote for who they want to have one last show. Please review, and next time's host is, Brad Hunter!!!!!!!!
Brad: I'd better go plan for it.
Bit: Whatever. My show's the best.
Leena: No, mine will be!
Shadowwolf: Thanks! ^ ^