Shadowwolf: We're back and now it's Brad's turn. What will happen on this show?
Bit: Not much, Brad's as dull as dirt.
Shadowwolf & Brad: -_- TAKE THAT BACK!!
Bit: Okay, okay, I take it back. Jeeze, I didn't know both of you would attack me.
Shadowwolf: Well. Okay Brad, you got a guest for your show?
Brad: Yep! ^ ^
Shadowwolf: Who?
Brad: You'll see.
Bit: *snickers* It's Naomi, isn't it?
Brad: *blush* No, why would she be on it?
Bit: 'Cause you like her.
Brad: *blushing more* You'll find out! Can we get started?
Shadowwolf: Sure. Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids or the characters. I don't own Wild Wild West either. Don't sue.
Leena: *walks in* Did I miss Brad's 'better than Bit's, but worse than mine' show?
Bit & Brad: *sweatdrop*
Shadowwolf: Nope. Have a seat. Readers: Thanks for suggestions and Touya no miko, your question will be answered! Thanks for the reviews and please enjoy this chapter!
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TALK SHOWS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
FRIDAY NITE WITH BRAD HUNTER
(Judge) Announcer: Live from Romeo City, it's Friday Nite With Brad Hunter!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *whistles* *cheers*
Female half of audience: *screams* *faints*
Brad: *walks in with cup of coffee* Thanks everyone. *sits down* How are you guys? And I mean 'guys' literally.
Audience: Good!
Brad: Wonderful. Our first guest is the beautiful, talented, beautiful, sharp shooting queen, Naomi Flugel!!!!
Audience (all guys): *whistles, cheers* *half passes out*
Naomi: *walks in* *sits in chair next to Brad* Hi guys.
Brad: *drooling* H-hi Naomi. How ya been?
Naomi: Good. I've been on a winning streak too.
Brad: Great! Um, right, questions. Could I ask you a few questions?
Naomi: Shoot!
Bit (sitting at drum set): *does the drum joke thing* *dudun, ch!* (stupid, I know!)
Brad: *glares at Bit* Thanks for that wonderful, demonstration of your poor sense of humor. Security!
Two big strong guys in blue uniforms: *pick up Bit and drum set and walk out*
Brad: Anyways, question one. Why do you have a red Gun Sniper?
Naomi: I guess it's because I like red and it symbolizes courage and stuff. (Wild Wild West, when James is about to get hung. ^ ^)
Brad: *staring at Naomi, sigh* Oh, um question two. Do you like mercenaries?
Naomi: What do you mean, like think they're nice or what?
Brad: Something like that… *sigh*
Naomi: Yeah, I guess they're okay. You're the only one I really know. I've never worked with Jack Sisco, and I don't know any others.
Brad: *blushes* Okay, next and last question. Will you go out with me?
Naomi: *heavy blush* Umm…well…I…
Brad: *sad look*
Naomi: Oh…I…YES!!!
Brad: Yippee!!! *jumps up and down*
Audience (what's left that hasn't lost consciousness): Ooohhhhhhhh.
Brad & Naomi: *hug* *kiss*
Brad: We're…gunna…go to…commercial now.
*commercials for 5 minutes*
Brad: Well, we're finally back. Sorry it took so long.
Guy in audience: Why did it take so long?
Audience (half have awakened): Yeah!
Brad: More commercials, equals more money.
Audience: *falls over Anime style*
Brad: Unfortunately, Naomi had to leave to go get ready for a Zoid battle. Any questions from our audience? *hand goes up, Brad points to person*
Touya no miko: Will you go out with me?!
Brad: Didn't you just see Naomi and I kiss?
Touya no miko: No. *sad face*
Brad: Hmmm. You must've been one of the ones that fainted. Sorry, I won't go out with you.
Touya no miko: Ooohhhhh. *sits down* *mumbles*
Brad: Any more questions? *hand goes up again*
: What do you think of Naomi and Leon being pared together?
Brad: Um, I'm not terribly happy about it, to say the least.
Woman in jacket: Leon's cute!
Brad: Anyways, *sips coffee* we won't have any more guests today.
Guy in jeans: Why not?!
Brad: More guests, costs me more money.
Audience: *falls over Anime style again*
*audience and Brad sit for 10 minutes*
Brad: Well, I guess we're about out of time.
Audience: *startled from their slumber* Huh? Oh.
Brad: Thanks for watching and I hope you enjoyed!
Shadowwolf: Well, that was interesting. (Sorry he didn't say yes Touya no miko.) Why couldn't you have more guests?
Brad: Like I said, more guests-
Shadowwolf: Equals more money, I know, but just this once you could've spent more money.
Brad: Oh well.
Bit: *runs in* My sense of humor is not poor!
Jamie: *sits on couch* *fart sound*
Bit: *bursts out laughing*
Jamie: *blushing* *stands up, finds Whoopee Cushion* *glares at Bit*
Bit: Man, that was funny, huh Jamie?
Jamie: Uggghhhh.
Shadowwolf & Brad: Oh, brother…
Bit: What?
Shadowwolf: You obviously have a poor sense of humor, a Whoopee Cushion?
Bit: Yeah, wasn't it great?
Brad: No, not really.
Bit: Fine! -_-
Shadowwolf: Thanks for reading, and please review! ^ ^