Shadowwolf: Hi wonderful readers and reviewers!!!! Thanks to everyone; and BlueAngel's questions will be answered. ^_- Bit and Leena both think their talk shows are gonna be the best, and I think Brad's just happy if he gets to have Naomi on his show again.
Brad: Shut up!
Shadowwolf: *snickers* It's true. Anyways, I forgot to say who's next at the end of Brad's show, so here it is…Doc!
Bit: Huh?
Leena: You're having my dad on?
Shadowwolf: Yep! I thought it would be interesting…
Brad: There's no doubt about that. Do you know who his guest will be?
Shadowwolf: Yeah, but you'll have to wait to find out.
Doc: *walks in* I'm all ready for my show.
Bit: Okay, are you bringing your models?
Doc: Of course! I'm going to show them off to the whole world!!
Shadowwolf: Okay then. Let me do the legal junk and then we can get on with it. Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids or the characters. Don't sue.
Leena: I'm gonna go get some popcorn.
Doc: Ooooh, popcorn?! I want some!!
Bit & Brad: *hold Doc back* Later, right now you've got a show to do!
Doc: *calms down* Oh yeah. Wish me luck!
Shadowwolf: Good luck! Hope you enjoy this chapter and thanks for your great ideas!
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TALK SHOWS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
DOCTOR TOROS LIVE
(Judge) Announcer: Live from the Toros Base in the middle of the desert, it's Doctor Toros Live!!!!!!
Audience: *whistles, cheers*
Doc: *walks in* Hello everyone! *sits at desk covered with Zoid models* Do you want to see my Zoid models before our first guest gets here?
Audience: Sure!
Doc: *holds up Shadow Fox* This is the RZ-046 Shadow Fox. It is my favorite and it's the coolest ever. Look, the gun turret even spins around! *makes it spin* Now, these are the smoke dischargers…
(For the benefit of our readers, we have skipped this entire Zoid model showcase because it took over 45 minutes. Thank you.)
Doc: And finally, this is the tail gun. *puts Liger Zero model down* So, our first guest is Vega!
Audience: *snore* Huh? Oh, yaaaaay!
Vega: *walks in, sits down*
Doc: Hi Vega! Could I ask you a few questions?
Vega: Sure!
Doc: OKAY!! How much would you say the Berserk Fury is worth?
Vega: Oh, I don't know. Maybe…$400 billion.
Doc: *whistle* Well, would you sell it for $200 billion?
Vega: Well, maybe, but I don't want to sell it.
Doc: That's too bad, I would've bought it from you.
Brad: *runs out from backstage* *shakes Vega's hand* Thank you for not letting Doc spend all of our money! *runs back to backstage*
Everyone: *silence*
Doc: Okay………one more question. How much does the Backdraft pay you?
Vega: Ummm, about $300 million.
Doc: Really? 'Cause I could pay you more…
Vega: That's okay, I think I'll stay with the Backdraft.
Brad: *runs out from backstage* *shakes Vega's hand* Thanks for saving our money again!
Doc: Brad!!! This is coming out of your paycheck!
Brad: *hangs head* *walks back to backstage*
Doc: Well thanks for com-
*Berserk Fury busts through side of stage*
Dr.Layon: Muahahahahaha!!!!! Vega, you're dismissed!
Vega: *runs out*
Dr.Layon: Why didn't you invite me as your guest?!
Doc: Because I knew you'd destroy my show!!
*stare down with Doc and Dr.Layon*
*commercials for 3 minutes*
*comes back, Dr.Layon is sitting in chair next to Doc*
Doc: Well, we decided to just try and finish the talk show with Dr.Layon as our guest.
Dr.Layon: It was MY idea!
Doc: Whatever Layon. Do we have any questions from our audience?
BlueAngel: What's your favorite model?
Doc: Hmmmm, that's a tough one. I'd have to say the Shadow Fox, its little spinning gun and stuff are just so cool!!!! (that comes mostly from me, but oh well! ^ ^)
Dude in leather jacket: This is to Dr.Layon. Why don't you just give up? You'll never win! And why did you trust Brad to join the Backdraft?
Dr.Layon: Well, um. I don't give up because I will beat the Blitz Team, and I um, I…
Doc: What?
Layon: Well, I guess I thought our pay would be enough to get Brad to join the BDG. Typical mercenary, money, money, money.
Brad: *is now sitting in audience with the rest of the Blitz Team* Yeah, well at least I follow the rules of the ZBC. And I doubt you could pilot a Zoid better than a two year old!
Layon: What?! Bring it on, long-hair-boy!!
Brad: Name the time and place, and I'll be there for a Zoid battle! Rules or no rules?
Layon: I'll take no rules, right now, outside the Toros base!
Brad: Let's do it then!!
Doc: Now, now children, let's calm down. I'm sure we could do this another time.
Brad & Layon: RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!
Doc: Okay………knock yourselves out, *whispers* literally, please.
Brad & Layon: *jump in Zoids and run outside*
Doc: Well, lets get this show finished up so we can go watch the battle, which is sure to be good. Any more questions?
Bit: Why do you always give my money to Brad?!
Doc: Oh, thanks for reminding me. *picks up radio thingy* Brad, if you win, you get Bit's next paycheck………*Brad* Thanks Doc, but I'd win no matter what………
Bit: *jumps up* Doc!!!!! Why?!?! *Leena pulls him back down into seat*
Leena: Go ahead Dad.
Doc: Thanks Leena. Any more questions?
Naomi: *sitting in row behind Blitz Team* Is it okay if I fight for the Blitz Team next season? (Do they have seasons? Oh well…) 'Cause he did make a deal with me at the Royal Cup…
Doc: Sure! You're a great sniper, and I'm sure no one would mind, right guys? *looks up at Blitz Team*
Leena: *jumps up* But Dad, why does she have to join our team? Why can't Brad join her team?!
Doc: Because we need Brad and Naomi is a really good fighter. Don't have a cow, it will be fun.
Leena: But Dad! We have to settle whose Gun Sniper is better! *Bit pulls her back down into her seat*
Bit: Go ahead Doc.
Doc: Thanks. Any more questions?
Audience: *crickets chirping*
Doc: Who the heck let crickets into the stage?
Stage dude: Um, sir. It's 9pm and we're in the desert, crickets tend to chirp during this time.
Doc: Oh, thanks. Since it's getting late I guess I'll have to end the show now. Thanks for watching and-
*crashing sound as Judge capsule lands nearby*
Doc: Well, I guess Brad and Layon are about to start their battle. Let's go watch!!!
*Doc and everyone in stage runs out to watch battle*
Shadowwolf: Well, it looks like we've been completely abandoned. Isn't that right Ein?
Ein: Woof!
Shadowwolf: Oh yeah, I don't own Cowboy Bebop or Ein the dog either. Thanks for reminding me.
Ein: Woof, bark!
Shadowwolf: Yeah, yeah hold on. Thanks for reading and please review! Next show's host is………Harry Champ!!! (Things might get a little out of order from here on out, because I have gotten /so/ many great ideas from you guys! ^ ^) Thanks for reading! ^ ^