Shadowwolf: Hi, um no one is back from watching the battle between Brad and Layon yet. I wonder how it's going…
Ein: Woof, woof, bark!!
Shadowwolf: What is it Ein? Who's here?
*Dr.Layon, Doc, and Blitz Team walk in*
Shadowwolf: I guess we should call Ed to come pick you up. *looks at Ein*
Ein: *tilts head like dogs do*
*some kind of beam comes out of nowhere and beams up Ein*
Shadowwolf: Bye Ein! So, *looks at Zoid people* what happened?
Bit: Oh man, it was so cool! This big lase-
Leena: *puts hand over Bit's mouth* Um, we'll let Brad describe it to you.
Shadowwolf: So? *looks at Brad* What kind of Zoid did Layon pilot, and most importantly, who WON?!?!
Brad: Well, Layon piloted the Berserk Fury, and…
Shadowwolf: *about to fall out of her chair* Well?!?!
Brad: I WON!!!!!
Shadowwolf: *gets starry eyed* Yay!!!!
Layon: Well, I'm pretty sure he cheated…
Brad: How could I cheat?! There were no rules, remember?
Layon: Oh shut up!
Shadowwolf: That's enough you two. Bit's in a great mood considering that Brad gets his next paycheck.
Bit: Oh no!! I forgot! And to think, all that time I was cheering for Brad!
Brad: I didn't win because you cheered for me!
Leena: Just calm down, would you?!
Jamie: Um, I'm gonna go work on my Raynos…*walks off*
Layon: Now, Leena, let us men handle this…
Leena: WHAT?! YOU THINK I CAN'T HELP, JUST BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN?!
*everyone but Doc and Shadowwolf jump on each other and a big smoke cloud forms*
Doc: I'm gonna go play with my models…*walks off*
Shadowwolf: That was pointless and stupid. Oh well. Where's Harry? Thanks to all readers and reviewers for suggestions and stuff. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Oh yeah, disclaimer: I do not own Zoids or the characters, don't sue. I don't own Cowboy Bebop or Ein either.
Bit: Owwww!
Leena: Sorry, I was aiming for Brad.
Brad: What did I do?
Leena: Well, your long hair, just smacked me in the face, long-hair-boy!!
Brad: That's it!!
Shadowwolf: *throws blanket on them* Shut up! On to the show!
TALK SHOWS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
HARRY CHAMP'S LEENA HOUR
(Judge) Announcer: Live from the Champ Base in the middle of the desert, it's Harry Champ's Leena Hour!!
Audience: (less than excited) Yaay.
Harry: *walks in* Hello everyone! I'm Harry Champ, and I'm a man destined to be king.
Audience: *cough* Hello Harry.
Harry: Well, enough stalling. Our first guest will be, Leena Toros!
*everyone turns to look at door* *no one's coming*
Harry: Um, he, he. Bit! Brad! Get your butts doing the job I'm paying you to do!
*Bit and Brad hold Leena by the arms and drag her onto the stage, and into a chair next to Harry*
Harry: Thanks boys.
Brad: *grumbling to Bit* Boys? Since when are we boys? *Bit and Brad walk backstage*
Harry: How've ya been Leena?!
Leena: I've definitely been better.
Harry: Oh, did those brutes, Bit and Brad, hurt my poor sweet Leena?
Leena: Um, no. I just /really/ don't want to be here.
Harry: Oh.
Leena: Can I say a few words?
Harry: Sure!
Leena: *clears throat* This is to Bit and Brad; When I get outta here, Bit, you're gonna have the worst medical problems you've ever had, and Brad, I'm gonna make sure Doc doesn't pay you for the next five years!!! *laughs evilly*
Brad: *pokes head out door* If I stay on your stupid team that long!
Harry: Brad!!! Get out of here before I get really mad!
Brad: *whispers* Oh, I'm /so/ scared…*walks off*
Harry: Leena, honey. I have some questions for you. First; If you could have any Zoid you wanted, what would it be?
Leena: Well, I guess I would have, a…………Dibison again. Only this time, I would put as many weapons on it as possible.
Harry: That's all? Why Leena my darling, I can get you one of those any time you want. Just let me finish my questions. Now, do you like living with robots?
Leena: Well, I wouldn't know. I've never lived with any.
Harry: Well, they're quite nice. Last qu-
Sailor Jurai: Can you buy me a Gun Sniper or a Storm Sworder or something?
Harry: I will, but I'm saving my money for when-
Sailor Jurai: Do you have any Zoid models?
Harry: I used to, but I gave it to Doc so I could go out on a date with Leena. He wanted it so bad that he would do anything for it, so he made Leena go on a date with me.
Leena: *shudders* Don't remind me.
Harry: Now let me-
Blue Angel: Why do you have a crush on Leena??
Harry: Because she's a very nice, pretty, talented young woman.
Bit: *from backstage* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Harry: BIT!!!!
*silence*
Harry: Now, let me ask my-
Blue Angel: And why is it if you're so rich you always use the same Zoids!?!?!?! Can I have a Saber Tiger pleeeeeeez!!!! *makes little kawaii face* I want a blue one!!!! =^.^=
Harry: I like the Dark Horn. It has lots of cool guns and stuff. I'll mail you a Saber Tiger. A blue one. Now, let me ask my question! Leena will-
Guy in ripped t-shirt: Won't you ever understand that Leena hates your guts?
Harry: Leena loves me! Now, Leena, will you marry me?
Audience: *gasp* Awwwwwwww…
Leena: *gasp* Umm, this is so unexpected. *looks around audience* But, no.
Harry: Oh, I know, we need to get to know each other better. That's perfectly fine, Leena my love.
Leena: Right. Can I go now?
Harry: If you must.
Leena: Uh, yeah. We got a Zoid battle in an hour. See ya!
Audience: Bye Leena!
Leena: *walks backstage* BIT!!!! BRAD!!!!!!!!
Harry: Well, our next guest is……Sebastian!
Audience: Yaaay!
Sebastian: *walks/wheels over to chair* It's a pleasure to be here.
Drunk dude: Hey! Why you havin' your own banana on the boat?
Harry: Security! *Bit and Brad drag him out of the building*
Harry hating woman: Do you have Bit and Brad do all your dirty work for you?
Harry: No. They just do it for extra money.
Harry hating woman: I could understand Brad doing it for money. But you couldn't pay Bit to humiliate himself like that.
Harry: Okay, so I promised to get him new transformation parts for his Liger. Who cares?
Harry hating woman: *rude gesture*
Harry: Security! *Bit and Brad grab her by the arms*
Harry hating woman: Hey! Let me go! I have my…oh. Brad, you've got such nice muscles…
*Bit and Brad drag her out of building*
Harry: Disturbing. Anyway, I'm having Sebastian as a guest because I'm sure you all want to learn more about my robot friends.
Sebastian: I thought you said it was because you couldn't get anyone else to be a gue-
Harry: One more word, and I'll send you to the junkyard!
Sebastian: So, ask me some questions!
Harry: Okay, have you ever fallen in love with a judge like Benjamin did?
Sebastian: No. That's unheard of. Benjamin's just weird.
Harry: Okay. Audience, do you have any questions?
*big explosion as Shadow Fox crashes into studio*
Harry: What's going on here?
Brad (in Shadow Fox): Leena came after us. (Bit) You alright Brad? (Brad) I'm fine.
*Shadow Fox stands up and walks out hole in the wall*
Harry: Okay……
*Bit and Brad do 'Strike Laser Claw' and blow up Leena*
Bit: We win!
Harry: Back to the show. Um, any questions?
Guy in ripped shirt: Why haven't there been any commercials yet?
Harry: 'Cause I'm so rich, I don't need to have any commercials on my show. Any more questions?
*silence*
Harry: Well, I guess I'm gonna go beat up Bit and Brad, and avenge my Leena!!
Audience: HAHAHA!!
Harry: What's so funny?!
Audience: You beat up Bit and Brad? HAHAHA!!
Harry: Shut up! Until the next show. Leena is the queen and I am her king!
Audience: *laughs harder* HAHAHA!!!
Shadowwolf: Well, looks like his show went less than well with the audience. And Leena didn't even stay on the show for the whole hour. Jeeze.
Brad: Um, why did we even have a fight, you know, before the show?
Shadowwolf: 'Cause I was mad when I wrote it and I wanted you guys to beat each other up.
Bit, Brad, Leena, and Dr.Layon: Oh……
Shadowwolf: So, thanks to everyone for reading, and please review. Hope you enjoyed. Next show will be hosted by……Jamie Hemeros!! ^ ^