Shadowwolf: I'm baack!!! *everyone sits and stares*
*crickets*
Shadowwolf: Anyway, um, this show will be hosted by Jamie Hemeros!!!
Blitz Team: Yaay!
Jamie: *gulp*
Shadowwolf: What's the matter Jamie?
Jamie: Well, I've just never hosted a show before.
Bit: Oh Jamie, don't worry, it's not that hard.
Brad: Yeah, if Bit can do it, you can.
Bit: What is that supposed to mean?
Brad: Nothing…
Bit: …
Leena: I'm sure you'll do fine.
Jamie: You're right, I'm gonna go out there, and show them what I'm made of! *runs away*
Everyone: ……right.
Shadowwolf: Disclaimer: I do NOT own Zoids, the characters, Rogaine, or anything in this story. Don't sue. Thanks for all of the great reviews! (To Sakura Courage Solo: ^_-) Now, on to the show!!
TALK SHOWS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG
LATE NIGHT WITH JAMIE HEMEROS: TONIGHT'S SPECIAL GUEST, *****
(Judge) Announcer: Welcome to Late Night With Jamie Hemeros!!!!!
Audience: Yaaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!!!!
Jamie: *walks on stage* Hello, e-everyone. *blushes*
Woman with 'Jamie Rocks!' shirt, sitting on Storm Sworder: I love you Jamie!!!
Jamie: Huh? *does double take* Pierce?!
Pierce: Yeah! How did you know it was me?!
Jamie: Not many women fly a Storm Sworder everywhere.
Pierce: *looks down at Storm Sworder* Oh, I guess you're right…
Jamie: Well, you weren't originally going to be my guest, but why don't you come on down any- O_O
Pierce: What's wrong?
Jamie: Did y-you s-s-say, 'I love you Jamie'?
Pierce: *blush* Yeah…
Jamie: O_o *passes out*
*EMT's run out on stage and put Jamie on stretcher*
[commercial]
Bit: Hi, I'm Bit Cloud from the Blitz Team. You know, the Blitz Team. We won the Royal Cup and beat all you losers. Well anyways, I'm here to tell you about Rogaine. That's right, believe it or not, I used to be bald. I used Rogaine, and now look at my beautiful blonde hair. So use Rogaine, 'cause it works.
Really fast-talking guy that says things you aren't supposed to hear so fast that you can't hear them: This guy was never actually bald. Results may vary. May cause bloating, ear infections, cramps, pinkeye, hair-loss, serious heart problems, and other complications may occur. Consult your doctor before use.
[end commercial]
Jamie: And, we're back. I passed out there, but now I'm fine. Pierce, *turns to Pierce* can I ask you a few questions?
Pierce: Sure!
Jamie: Okay, do you like the Storm Sworder or Zabat better?
Pierce: Definitely the Storm Sworder. It's very cool.
Jamie: Okay, um, do you think I obsess about my Zoids too much?
Pierce: No, why, I think it's important to care deeply about your Zoids. I don't think you're too worried at all.
Jamie: Thanks……oh, I'd like to ask you more questions, but our next guest has been waiting very patiently. Thanks for your time Pierce.
Pierce: No problem. *leans over and kisses Jamie* *goes back into audience*
Jamie: ………………………………………our next guest is none other than Harrison Ford!!!
Harrison Ford: *walks out and sits next to Jamie* Hi everyone.
Female half of audience: Ooooooh! *sigh* *passes out*
Jamie: Riiigght. So, Mr.Ford, can I ask you some questions?
Ford: Sure thing Jamie.
Jamie: What's it like to be a movie star?
Ford: Well, it's- *cell phone rings* (on phone) Yeah…no…I…huh?…I can't right now, I'm on Jamie Hemeros's talk show…okay…see ya soon. *click/beep* (to Jamie) Uh, it's busy, as you can see, and I've gotta go to see my agent right now. Thanks for letting me be on your show.
Jamie: Sure thing. Ladies and, well, I guess just gentlemen, Harrison Ford!
Audience (only guys): Yaay!!
Ford: *leaves*
Jamie: And don't forget, we've got signed posters from his movies! Buy them after the show!
Female half of audience: *wakes up* Huh? Yaaay!!! *runs down and mobs the guy selling posters*
Jamie: Right…our next guest is my father, Oscar Hemeros, A.K.A. the Wild Eagle.
Oscar: Hi son. Hi everyone.
Audience (still only guys): Hi Oscar!
Jamie: So, dad. Anything you'd like to say to our viewers?
Oscar: Stay in school, and practice flying at least once a day.
Jamie: Okay. Any questions for me or my dad?
BlueAngel: Why do you always whine about your Pteras when the Raynos is so much cooler?!?!?!
Jamie: I don't know, I guess I just really liked my Pteras. Hey, I don't whine!
Oscar: Any more questions?
Pierce: Wanna go out with me?
Jamie: ……
Oscar: You have my permission.
Pierce: Yay! *carries Jamie off*
Oscar: Looks like I'm finishing off the show. Well, have a nice night everyone, and vote for us!
Shadowwolf: Well…first of all, I'd like to say that I obviously don't own Harrison Ford, and I REALLY DON'T want to get sued by him.
Brad: Like he'd read this anyway…
Shadowwolf: *glare* Ehem. I hope Jamie's having a good time on his date with Pierce.
Bit: I would think so.
Shadowwolf: I can't believe you did a stupid commercial for Rogaine.
Bit: Hey, I got my thirty seconds of fame.
Shadowwolf: Right. And by the way, what Oscar meant by 'vote for us' was that, when all of these shows are done, I'll do one last one. You must vote for who you want to have another show though. Well, please review, and I hope you enjoyed! ^_^