Shadowwolf: HELLO!
Brad: *holding head* Did you have to yell it?
Shadowwolf: YES!
Bit: *also holding head* Why?!
Shadowwolf: 'CAUSE I WANT TO!
Leena: Shadowwolf, either shut up, or I'm gonna come over there and BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF YOU!!!!
Shadowwolf: *whispering while cowering in fear* Okay…
Leena: I thought so, now I'm gonna go get ready for my show. *walks off*
Shadowwolf: ……So, how have you guys been?
Brad & Bit: Fine! Even though we need hearing aids now!!
Shadowwolf: I'm sorry. Thanks everyone, for reading and reviewing! Oh yeah… *stares strangely at Brad*
Brad: What?
Shadowwolf: Don't forget, you have a date with Naomi_Flugel on Saturday… (see reviews)
Brad: *heavy blush*
Shadowwolf: I thought so.
Brad: Um, I gotta go… *runs out*
Shadowwolf: Well, now that I've done my duty as a good citizen…in this chapter, well, let's just say that you might want to read it from a bomb shelter.
Leena: *from dressing room* I heard that!!
Shadowwolf: *ehem* Shut up Leena, you're on in five! Thanks again for all of the great reviews, and I hope you enjoy this chapter!
TALK SHOWS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG CH 6,
LEENA'S LATE NI-**************************
(Judge)Announcer: Tonight, it's Leena's Late Ni-************ (Judge gets shot by a barrage of missiles and freezes.)
Audience: Huh?
*Gun Sniper bursts through wall and cockpit opens to reveal Leena. (who else?)*
Leena: Hello everyone!
Audience: Huh?
Leena: I said 'hello' and very kindly I might add… *all of the Gun Sniper's guns and missiles point at audience*
Audience: Ahhhh! HELLO LEENA!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU?!?!
Leena: That's better. I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
Audience (still at gunpoint): GREAT!!
Leena: Wonderful. *guns lower slightly* Now, does anyone have any questions for me?
BlueAngel: Why do you always hurt Bit's spine? Why not go for something else? Neck maybe or perhaps a leg…
Leena: You know, that's a great question. I've never thought of that before. I guess it's 'cause it's such a big target. I like the idea of the neck or leg…thanks for the suggestion! Any more questions?
Sailor Jurai: Why did you get a Gun Sniper?
Leena: That's easy, 'cause of all the weapons that can be mounted on it!!
Sailor Jurai: Who do you like?
Leena: *blush* Well, um…no one currently. I'm still waiting for prince charming to ride in on his noble steed…
*Liger crashes through wall and makes another hole next to the one Leena made*
Bit: Hey everyone!
Audience: Hi Bit! SAVE US!!!!!!!
Bit: From what?
Audience: THAT!! *points down at fuming Leena*
Leena: BIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DAMAGED MY STUDIO!!!!!!!!!!!
Bit: Uh oh…
[commercial]
Leena: Hi! I'm Leena Toros for The P Shop. This is the best parts store anywhere on Zi. Where do you think I buy my ammo? Good service too! So come on down to The P Shop! It's always open, and ready to serve you with a smile!
[end commercial]
[commercial]
Leena: Hi! I'm Leena Toros for Ammo Nation. (Play on words, you know, Ammo-Nation, is like Ammunition? Get it, huh, huh? Oh never mind…) For any kind of ammo, this place can't be beat! Where do you think I buy my ammo? They've got all kinds of ammo, for every gun and Zoid imaginable! I've tested every kind of bullet and missile they sell, and that was just in one barrage! It was only one, but it was huge and destructive! So come on down to Ammo Nation, where the motto is, 'If it explodes, impacts, or destroys, you'll find it at Ammo Nation!'
[end commercial]
*Liger is running far away from the studio, while Bit lies motionless on the ground*
Leena: We're back. While you were gone, I just taught Bit a little lesson. And I took your advice BlueAngel, look at his legs!
*everyone turns to see Bit's legs bent backwards*
Audience: Oooooh. Ouch.
Leena: Yeah. Any more questions before my first guest shows up?
Audience: ……………………
Leena: Okay. Now, my first guest is, well, she's despicable, snotty, and my rival, Naomi Flugel!
Audience: Yaaay!!!!
Leena: WHAT?! *blows up audience*
*Brad runs out from backstage*
Brad: Despicable and snotty?! *grabs Leena by shirt*
Leena: Uh, yeah, he, he…
Brad: I'll show you!!
*Leena brings up her right leg and swiftly kicks him, well, you know where…*
Brad: *soprano* OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! *falls over backwards*
Leena: There, now where's Naomi?
Naomi: I'm right here.
Leena: Oh…so, why don't you have a seat…
Naomi: *walking by motionless Bit* Heh… *walking by motionless Brad* Oh, poor guy. *sits down next to Leena*
Leena: So, you want to answer a few questions?
Naomi: Sure…
Leena: Well, why do you hate my Gun Sniper?
Naomi: It's got way too many weapons, and it looks like it's gonna fall over backwards. Simply put, it's ridiculous.
Leena: IS NOT!!!!
Naomi: You're getting a little creepy…
Leena: Let's prove who's Gun Sniper is better! AHHAHAHAHAHA! *jumps in Gun Sniper and starts shooting at Naomi, who isn't even in a Zoid*
Naomi: Jeeze! *runs out of studio*
Leena: Well, I guess I'll finish the show before I go to kill Naomi. Did I say kill? I meant 'severely injure'. You guys have a nice night, okay? I'm gonna go settle who's Gun Sniper's better!
*bullet comes out from nowhere and hits Leena's Gun Sniper*
Naomi: No need, I just did… *smirk*
Leena: NAOMI!!!!!!!! THAT WASN'T FAIR!!!!!!!
Naomi: Oh, like breaking Bit's legs and kicking poor Brad 'where the sun don't shine' IS?
Leena: No but-
Naomi: And neither is shooting at someone who doesn't even have a Zoid. Now, admit my Gun Sniper is better.
Leena: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naomi: *reloads* Okay, I'll just have to destroy yours then.
Leena: *grumbles* Your Gun Sniper's better.
Naomi: Now, that wasn't so hard was it?
Leena: You just wait Naomi! You'll get yours!!
Shadowwolf: That was disturbing and violent. Oh well. I feel sorry for Brad and Bit the most. Ouch.
Brad: *in wheelchair* You can say that again.
Bit: *also in wheelchair* Yeah.
Shadowwolf: I'm sorry you guys. Thanks to everyone for reading! Please review and the next show will be hosted by Leon Toros!!!! ^ ^