Shadowwolf: Hi everybody!!! Hello wonderful reviewers!! It's so wonderful to get good reviews. It makes me SO happy…
Bit: Oh, brother…
Shadowwolf: Shut up Bit! What, did you think I was gonna go into some long thing about how emotional I get over good reviews?
Bit: Exactly.
Shadowwolf: Well then, mister, you don't know me very well. Well, this episode will be hosted by Leon Toros! And man, do we have some interesting questions for you…
Leon: *gulp*
Shadowwolf: Oh don't worry, only one or two personal questions. So, let's get on with it! Disclaimer: I DON'T own Zoids, the characters, or anything in the story. Don't sue.
Leon: Um, I'm gonna go get ready. *walks off*
Shadowwolf: Okay then…on to the fic! *maniacal laughter*
TALK SHOWS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG CH 7,
LEON TOROS'S 'ULTIMATE POTENTIAL' SHOW
(Judge)Announcer: Live from the Flugel Base, (do they have a base?) it's Leon Toros's 'Ultimate Potential' Show!!
Audience: Yaaay!
Leon: *walks out and sits in big comfy chair* Hello everyone! How are you guys?
Audience: Great, Leon!
Leon: Good. Well, before we start, does anyone have any questions?
Bit (in audience): What IS 'ultimate potential'?
Leon: I'm glad you asked Bit, well, 'ultimate potential' is…
(half an hour lecture about 'ultimate potential')
Leon: …and is the key to the 'ultimate success'. Any more questions?
Audience (asleep): *snore*
Leon: Okay, our first guest is actually in our audience, Bit Cloud!
Bit: *snort* Huh?
Leon: Come on down Bit!
Bit: Oh. *walks down and sits in chair next to Leon*
Leon: Now Bit, this will be short, since I got other guests, but, I'd like to ask you some things.
Bit: Well, that'd be great.
Leon: Okay. Now, I know you're trying to reach you're ultimate potential, but do you think you have too much of an advantage with an Ultimate X, like the Liger Zero?
Bit: Huh?
Leon: Do you think it's unfair that you have an Ultimate X?
Bit: Oh, not at all. In fact, I think it tests pilots to the best of their abilities. It's good to give other pilots a challenge.
Leon: Okay, well, it was great having you, but our next guest is here. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the hardest luck team around. I know we're talking about 'ultimate potential', but will these guys ever reach theirs? (Don't get me wrong, the Fuzzy Pandas are awesome, but…) Please welcome, the Tigers team!
Tigers: *walk in* *sit next to Bit* Hi. That was kind of a rude intro, don't you think?
Bit: Not at all, in fact, he didn't even use your real name. He should've said, "Please welcome the Fuzzy Pandas!"
Omari: Watch it buddy!
Lineback: Yeah, one more word from you, and we'll break your worthless spine!
Kirkland: Exactly!
Bit: Fellas, fellas, no need for fighting. I was just saying that you really need to change your name to fit you better.
Kirkland: That's it!
*Fuzzy P-err, Tigers team dives on Bit*
Leon: Now, now guys, calm down. Security, get Bit outta here!
*Security takes bruised Bit away*
Leon: Now then, why do you guys think you have such bad luck?
Omari: Well, thanks for not saying we're bad pilots, I guess we just have hard times every once in a while.
Leon: Right. Well, thanks for coming, and after this commercial we'll have our next guest. *Tigers team leaves*
[commercial]
Brad: *walking among poorly clothed, and sad children* Hi. I'm Brad Hunter from the Blitz team. There are thousands of homeless children in the world. All you have to do to help them, is pay 25 cents a day. *picks up small child* Tigomi is glad that I sent her money. Think of how happy you could make other kids. For just 25 cents a day, you can save one of these children. To donate, please call 1-800-555-1235. Thanks.
[end commercial]
Leon: We're back. Our next guest is beautiful, talented, and my partner, Naomi Flugel!
Naomi: *walks in, you know* Hi Leon.
*Brad walks out from backstage*
Brad: Leon! You better watch it pal!
Leon: So, I can't call Naomi beautiful?
*stare down between Brad and Leon*
Naomi: Oh, Brad, that commercial you did with the homeless children was so sweet.
Brad: *blushes* Oh, thanks…
*Naomi gets up and kisses him on the cheek*
Audience: Ooooooo.
Leon: Since when did you guys wake up?
Audience: Oh, sorry.
Naomi: Now Brad, be good and go backstage, okay?
Brad: Sure… *walks backstage*
Leon: *sits down* Well, now that he's gone…Naomi!
Naomi: Yeah?
Leon: Questions! Um, do you date your teammates?
Naomi: *knowing where he's getting at, but trying not to show it* Not usually. I haven't had many teammates, and most of them have been women. (^_~ Kind of inside joke for Naomi Hunter. ^_~)
Leon: Okay…um, why do you have a Gun Sniper?
Naomi: Well, I like the Zoid's ability to sniper so easily. Overall, it's a great Zoid.
Leon: Okay. Do you like my Blade Liger?
Naomi: *puzzled* Yeah…
Leon: Cool! We agree on something!
Naomi: Um, Leon, you're weirding me out, I'm gonna go now… *waves to audience and walks off*
Leon: Oh. Well. Um. Any questions from our audience?
An angry guy from the audience: LEON! You stink because you left the Blitz Team! Go join back to them!!!!
Leon: Oh yeah? You wanna go?
AGFTA: Bring it!
Shadowwolf: *runs out from behind camera* Leon! Knock it off! I don't usually interfere, but this is getting out of hand Leon! Settle down!
Leon: Fine. Next question.
Rikku: Wanta go on a date?
Leon: *blush* Maybe sometime…
Rikku: Why did you team up with Naomi?
Leon: Uh, um, 'cause she's a good pilot. *blush*
BlueAngel: Do you like Naomi?
Leon: *heavy blush* Where the heck did you get that idea?! Besides, you all know she likes that, that, *mumbles about 13 bad sailor words (Spongebob!) to describe Brad*
Audience: Oooooooooooooh!
Leon: Shut up!
Bit: So, I guess you DO like Naomi!
Leon: Shut up! Hey, where'd you come from?!
Bit: You have bad security. They let me go after just 10 minutes.
Leon: Oh. Any other questions?
*someone sitting next to BlueAngel walks out of audience and gives Leon a kiss*
Audience: Oooooooooooooh!!
Leon: ……*sigh* Who are you?
????: I'm Alice. (Thanks BlueAngel! ^_-)
Leon: A-a-a-alice?
Alice: Yup!
Leon: Cool…wanna be my girlfriend?
Alice: Definitely!
Leon: COOL! In your face Brad! I have a girlfriend! Ha, ha, ha!! You may like Naomi, but you guys aren't going out, now are you?! Wooohoooo!
Audience: ……
Leon: Oh, sorry. Well, that's all the time we have for today. Me and Alice are gonna go have some coffee or something. Vote for me! Not Brad!!
Audience: ……
(My DEEPEST apologies to those that I missed when I put questions in. I tried to put them in, but I might've missed some. So sorry.)
Shadowwolf: Okay then. (Special thanks to Wazzup! for giving Leon a girlfriend named Alice. Great idea! Also, thanks to gggg for wanting Leon to have a girlfriend too.) I must say, Leon's weird. Vote for Brad too!!
Brad: Shadowwolf, I don't need you're pity.
Shadowwolf: -_- Naomi!
Brad: Where?! *sees Naomi dressed up for her show* O_O *passes out*
Shadowwolf: I thought so. Hey Naomi, you ready for your show?
Naomi: Yep!
Shadowwolf: Okay! Thanks for reading, and please review! Thanks! ^_^