Shadowwolf:  HI!!!!  Guess what, Naomi's show is next!!

*everyone sweatdrops while Brad sits directly in front of the TV*

Shadowwolf:  That's not healthy for you Brad…

Brad:  You're right!  I'm gonna go get tickets!! *runs off to buy tickets*

Shadowwolf:  Jeeze, you'd think the guy would buy tickets ahead of time.  Everyone ready?

*Naomi walks in wearing…*

Shadowwolf:  WOW!  You're wearing a black tank top with a torn white one over it, a black anarchy sign on it, a Bondage skirt, and fishnet!! With spiked collars on your wrists, and a big one on your neck!! (Naomi Hunter is the professional fashion designer! ^_-) (Hey, I had to describe it in some way…)

Naomi:  You like?

Shadowwolf:  Very cool.  Are you ready for your show?

Naomi:  Sure.  Where's Brad?

Shadowwolf:  Probably sitting in the audience…

Naomi:  I'm gonna go get ready, and Shadowwolf?

Shadowwolf:  Yeah?

Naomi:  Thanks for letting me have a show. *runs off*

Shadowwolf:  Wow, she's the only one that's said thanks… *glares at others*

Others:  What?!  Thanks!! *runs away to watch show*

Shadowwolf:  Okay then.  Let's kick off this, um, thing.

Bit:  Real clever Shadowwolf.

Shadowwolf:  SHUT UP!!!! *Bit runs off* Well, disclaimer:  I DON'T own Zoids, the characters, or anything.  Naomi Hunter owns Naomi's cool outfit.  Don't sue.  Enough legal blabber, on with the show!!

TALK SHOWS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG

HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE NAOMI'S SHOW…?

Announcer:  GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY!

Audience:  Good evening!

Announcer:  Welcome to Naomi's talk show, which the producers/writers were too lazy and dumb to find out a title for!  This evening--

*gunshots are heard as stage wall explodes*

All:  *GASP*

*red Gun Sniper pokes head through the hole*

Gun Sniper:  ROAR!

*Naomi leaps out of cockpit conveniently into her big soft chair*

Naomi:  Hi everyone…

Guy half of audience:  AWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Brad busts in with Shadow Fox*

Brad:  SHE'S MINE!!!!! *blows up audience, except for the women, who somehow survive*

Naomi:  Brad, you promised you wouldn't get into this…

Brad:  *sees outfit* AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow Fox:  *not knowing what's going on but wants to get in on the howling* AWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Naomi:  I'm flattered…now, can you leave me to do my show?

Brad:  *drool* Uh, huh…

*5 minutes later*

Brad:  *drool*

Naomi:  BRAD!  LEAVE!!!

Brad:  O.O Yes ma'am! *quickly exits*

Naomi:  Anyway…tonight, for those of you who aren't charred and burning, we've got Mel Gibson (A/N: WHO I DON'T OWN!!!!!!!) and my team partner, Leon Toros.

Girls with "Br/N 4EVER!" shirts:  BOOOO!!!!

Naomi:  -_-;; So, let's welcome our first guest, Mr. Mel Gibson!

*Mel Gibson walks in wearing tux and rose in chest pocket*

Naomi:  Welcome Mel!

Mel Gibson:  Hi, excuse me, but, who are you?

Naomi:  Naomi Fluegel…I'm hosting the show.

Mel Gibson:  What show is this?
Naomi:  Well, because my producers aren't creative… "Naomi's Talk Show."

Mel Gibson:  Oh, I was told this was the stage to the Academy Awards.

Naomi:  Is it that time of year already?

Mel Gibson:  Yeah, or at least that's what that guy told me… *points to geeky looking guy holding clipboard*

Guy holding clipboard:  He, he, he…

Mel Gibson:  Well, if this isn't the Academy Awards, I should probably get going, I've got movies to shoot.

Naomi:  *glares at G.H.C.* I understand.

Mel Gibson:  Hmm, I guess I could answer a couple questions.

Naomi:  REALLY?

Mel Gibson:  Sure.

Naomi:  Okay, number one, was it fun working with Heath Ledger in The Patriot? (A/N: WHICH I ALSO DON'T OWN!!!!)

Mel Gibson:  Yeah, he's pretty nice, and it was really fun to play a part in the Civil War.

Naomi:  Great, question two, are you married?

Mel Gibson:  Err…

Naomi:  Don't answer that, I was letting my mind wander.  Finally, do you think Zoids are good creatures, or evil demons?

Mel Gibson:  What's a Zoid?

Naomi:  Well, that answers that question.  Thanks for being on my show, good luck on future movies.

Mel Gibson:  Thanks. *smiles, waves, and exits*

Naomi:  After this break, my partner—

*shouts from Brad*

Brad:  TEAM partner, TEAM partner…

Naomi:  Yes, TEAM partner, Leon Toros!

*commercial*

Leon:  Hey, you know what's a funny movie?  Zoolander!  Right now, you can get a limited edition set of Zoolander tapes, including…the movie, Backstage Silliness, and Outtakes/Bloopers!  Quick, if you call in the next five minutes, you'll get Outtakes/Bloopers Vol. 2, absolutely free!  *fast whisper* Just pay shipping and handling!  For only $19.95, you can own this magnificent set!  Operators are standing by!  Call today!

Fast-talking-guy:  Not valid in Utah, Mexico, Europe, Tahiti, and some parts of Russia.  Supplies are limited.  May cause bloating and nausea.  Batteries not included.

*end commercial*

Naomi:  Hey, welcome back to Naomi's show that doesn't have a creative name…

Producer:  What?
Naomi:  *cough, cough* Next up, we've got my team partner, Leon Toros, come on out Leon!

*after two minutes, no one comes out*

Naomi:  What's going on here?!

Producer:  Technical difficulties!

Naomi:  Like what?

*big screen TV behind her cuts to backstage where Brad has somehow managed to get his Shadow Fox inside and hold Leon (tied to a chair and gagged) at Strike Laser Claw 'point.' (You know, like gunpoint! AHHAHAHAHAH!)*

Brad:  No body move, or Leon'll get it!

Leon:  Mum my mimimum moo mamee ming!

Brad:  YOU EXSIST!

Naomi:  You understood that?
Brad:  Yeah, when you're stuck in an insane asylum for five years wearing a strait jacket and gagged! *gasp* You get used to the lingo!

Leon:  Melmp mee!

Brad:  ENOUGH!  Naomi, can I be on your show instead of Leon?
Naomi:  *thinks* Sure, why not. *winks flirtingly*

Brad:  O.O YEAH!

*Brad leaps out of the Fox's cockpit only to be shot by National Park Service personnel with tranquilizer guns*

Naomi:  Quick, tie him while he's down!

*men run out, tie up Brad, drag him away, let Leon go, and do it all in two seconds!*

Leon:  *pant*

Naomi:  That took so long, I can only ask you one question.

Leon:  *pant* Shoot. *pant*

Naomi:  Do you like Brad as a friend?

Leon:  *pant* Not…anymore…

Naomi:  Thanks, you have a great night!

*security ushers Leon offstage*

Naomi:  After this message, time for questions!!!!

*commercial*

Brad:  Just a message to kids out there…make sure you take your medication.  ADD is serious, and needs to be treated seriously.  I take my medicine, and I'm mellow as a druggy.  Whoops, wasn't supposed to say that.  Anyway, take your prescription medicine if you want to succeed in school!

Special informative person:  Brought to you by the Romeo City Insane Asylum.

*end commercial*

Naomi:  So, questions from the audience!!!!

Shiro Amayagi:  Hey Naomi, why are you and Brad acting like schoolgirls around each other when there are at least 9,000,000 lemon fics about you on the net? Also, do you need a Geno Breaker on your team? I got a red one...I'm a good fighter...I don't need too much food...I'm not reckless like Leena...I have an organoid...I play guitar...is it a yes or a no? Please say yes!!! I REALLY don't want to join the Fuzzy Pandas!!!

Naomi:  Umm…good questions.  WAIT?  Lemon fics? *blush*

Brad: *watching from unknown location* YEAH!!!!!!!

Naomi:  Well…I don't really know why.  A Geno Breaker?  Sure, why not?  I'll talk to Leon, but he shouldn't care.  So basically, YES.

Sailor Zi:  Do you like Leon?  Why are you called The Red Comet?  Do you hate Leena?  Do you think Raven looks like Vega?

Naomi:  Leon?  Well, like a brother, but I wouldn't go out with him.

Leon:  *in nurse's room* NO!!

Naomi:  One of my favorite colors is red, and my Zoid is too.  The comet part comes in because I strike so fast.  Warriors who get hit by my bullets sometimes call them comets.  Don't hate, dislike, yes.  I think she's a bit spoiled, not to mention wasteful.

Leena:  *in audience* You wanna go?!

Naomi:  Bring it!

Leena:  It's already been broughten!

Naomi:  That was so teen-movie-ish.  Get a life.  Anyway, Zi, I guess he does look a bit like Vega.  Do you think they're related?

Liger_Fangz (now Nao_Chan):  Would you ever do it with a mercenary?

Naomi:  *big blush* Well, depends on the mercenary…

Brad:  *still in unknown location* WAHHOOO!!!!

Naomi:  Thanks for your questions everybody, but we're out of time!  Thanks for coming, and please vote for me to have another show!  Show business rocks!

Shadowwolf:  *watching tape of show over and over again* Oy…Brad… *phone rings*

Jamie:  Shadowwolf, it's for you, Brad.

Shadowwolf:  Uh oh.  *takes phone* Brad?  Where are you?"

Brad:  Romeo City Insane Asylum.  They brought me here when I tried to hold Leon hostage.

Shadowwolf:  *cringe* I see…

Brad:  I need to get a kind of…well, let's call it a bail.  $100,000.

Shadowwolf:  WHAT?!?!
Brad:  Either that, or they plan to keep me for a year!!!!

Shadowwolf:  Too bad, looks like you're stuck there for a year pal.

Brad:  NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Shadowwolf:  Do you have access to a padded room?

Brad:  Yeah…

Shadowwolf:  Then, what's the problem?

Brad:  o.o?

Shadowwolf:  I've always wanted one of those. Chow.

Brad:  WAIT!

*Shadowwolf hangs up*

Brad:  AHHH!!!!  No, not the happy room!  NO!!! FUZZY PINK BUNNIES!!!!!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Shadowwolf:  Heh, heh… ^_^;; Hope you enjoyed.  I had fun writing it!  (Oh yeah, don't own Zoolander either…) Also, sorry if I missed any questions for Naomi, I kinda had to do it fast.  Let me know if I missed your question, and I'll get it in as soon as possible.  Thanks for reading! ^___^