Holy Crap!

Yet Another HTML Upload Demo

by Wolf Czq'bqymc


NOTE: it really makes no sense and it's pretty offensive; it does serve a purpose to me :-)


Okay, then...


The Nightmare King was planning on taking over the world, when suddenly, Little Nemo came in through the back door with the royal scepter.

"Ooh, a little stupid with that scepter," said the Nightmare King.

"Let the King go or I'll use this scepter on your [BLEEP]!" yelled Little Nemo.

"Oh yeah?"


Little Nemo then proceeded to spout a different chant, and the scepter shot forth a beam that split up and headed towards the Nightmare King's computers.


"This is [BLEEP]ing weak," said the Nightmare King.

"Now your gigabit fiber network is a pure Windows XP NTLM-enabled 10Base5 network!" replied the little dum-dum.

"WHAT?!!!"

"And now you'll have to use Internet Explorer if you want to surf those porn sites of yours!"

"NO! NOT THE INTERNET EXPLORER!"


Then stupid things started happening. Many computers crashed with blue screens. Princess Camille went around and started several other computers on Windows Update, which clogged the thicknet network with huge service packs that let Microsoft do whatever they wanted with the machines. Still other machines--the old ones on the desks of the secretaries of Nightmare Industries--were still loading up all that webby fluff that Windows XP had.


So what did the Nightmare King do? You guessed it--he took out his trusty Linux CD's and installed them on all the computers. And Little Nemo put XP back on them. And the Nightmare King put Linux back on them. This was repeated many times, until...


"You're hella lame," said the Nightmare King.

"But you're a stupid monster who insists on using un-American 'open source' crap!" replied Little Nemo.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE, YOU [BLEEEEEEEEEP]?!!!!!!!" The resulting incident left the Nightmare King in millions of tiny pieces, and Little Nemo was on the ground after hitting his head on it.


The Oomps and the squirrel came to cry, but King Morpheus came and awoke the little dum-dum with the scepter. In exchange, though, a guy with a red fedora came and installed Linux on all the computers that were left after the incident, and the Software Police came and kicked King Morpheus square in the nuts.


So in the end, maybe the Nightmare King did win this round. Sort of, anyway.


-=THE END!=-