The Lord of the Key Ring!
A/N: Okay it sound gay, but I thought it was funny, please read and review! ^-^
"And now lets go home," Aragorn pulled out the car keys which were on a shinny gold key ring. "No Aragorn your two drunk to drive," Boromir slurred leaning on the car, hardly able to stand up. The fellow ship watched him as he tried to make his way to Aragorn but fell flat on his face. "I'm fine; I think I'll just lie down."
"I should drive, I am a white wizard," Gandalf said holding his hand out waiting for Aragorn to give him the keys. "I don't care what colour you are, it's my car you ain't touching it," Aragorn said, standing his ground. "Don't take my for a conjurer of cheap tricks, I am asking telling you as a friend," Gandalf yelled. "What? What does this have to do with your magic?" Aragorn said quite confused.
"I should drive, every one knows that hobbits are the best," Legolas paused, "And so I should drive. "Legolas, you're an elf," Aragorn corrected him. "Well wouldn't you know it, I think I just site down over hear then there yea," Legolas sat down.
Boromir got up again. "Give me the ring; I can use it to help my people!" Boromir yelled. "You have people?" Aragorn asked. "Sure do bought them my self, two ninety nine a piece," Boromir proudly said. "Don't you mean that's how much the beer was?" Gandalf asked.
"Beer?" Boromir asked facing the wrong directing and mistankly talking to a passed out dwarf on the ground. "Over here," Gandalf said. "Yes you are over there, aren't you?" Boromir turned around and tripped over Merry who had fallen on the ground. Boromir got back up. "Another round?" Merry asked just as Gandalf, Aragorn and Boromir started fighting.
Legolas woke up, "here I am," He blurted out. Gimli jumped, "I'll die before I see the key ring in the hands of an elf." "Hey man I can't even drive, I haven't a car," Legolas said leaning on the car. "The cars behind you, moron," Pippin pointed out. Pippin jumped off the car and stood beside Legolas who was out of it. "Wow, this is a car? I thought it was my house," Legolas stared at it.
Most of the fellow ship was arguining now, when Sam and Frodo walked in. "I will take it, I will take the one ring," Frodo said. Everyone stopped, and looked at Frodo. "LIKE HELL YOU WILL!" Boromir yelled at Gandalf. "Frodo's that way," The wizard pointed at Frodo. "Why do you all run away from me like this?" Boromir started to cry.
"Yes anyways, I think you should take the keys Frodo, you haven't had any beer tonight have you?" Aragorn asked. Holding a bottle of beer behind them so they wouldn't see, he nodded, "Not one."
* five minutes later *
Frodo turned right onto a school yard and started knocking over poles and such. Then he started doing donuts and such. "I thought he didn't drink today?" Gandalf said to Sam. "Wouldn't you know," Sam Dunkley said, "They give away free beers if your under 5 feet!" And so the fellowship of the ring is seen running over things off in the distance, with Frodo, The Lord of the Key Ring!
A/N: Not very good I know. Tell me what you think! The ends kind of blah but it's all good, thanks for your time ^-^!
A/N: Okay it sound gay, but I thought it was funny, please read and review! ^-^
"And now lets go home," Aragorn pulled out the car keys which were on a shinny gold key ring. "No Aragorn your two drunk to drive," Boromir slurred leaning on the car, hardly able to stand up. The fellow ship watched him as he tried to make his way to Aragorn but fell flat on his face. "I'm fine; I think I'll just lie down."
"I should drive, I am a white wizard," Gandalf said holding his hand out waiting for Aragorn to give him the keys. "I don't care what colour you are, it's my car you ain't touching it," Aragorn said, standing his ground. "Don't take my for a conjurer of cheap tricks, I am asking telling you as a friend," Gandalf yelled. "What? What does this have to do with your magic?" Aragorn said quite confused.
"I should drive, every one knows that hobbits are the best," Legolas paused, "And so I should drive. "Legolas, you're an elf," Aragorn corrected him. "Well wouldn't you know it, I think I just site down over hear then there yea," Legolas sat down.
Boromir got up again. "Give me the ring; I can use it to help my people!" Boromir yelled. "You have people?" Aragorn asked. "Sure do bought them my self, two ninety nine a piece," Boromir proudly said. "Don't you mean that's how much the beer was?" Gandalf asked.
"Beer?" Boromir asked facing the wrong directing and mistankly talking to a passed out dwarf on the ground. "Over here," Gandalf said. "Yes you are over there, aren't you?" Boromir turned around and tripped over Merry who had fallen on the ground. Boromir got back up. "Another round?" Merry asked just as Gandalf, Aragorn and Boromir started fighting.
Legolas woke up, "here I am," He blurted out. Gimli jumped, "I'll die before I see the key ring in the hands of an elf." "Hey man I can't even drive, I haven't a car," Legolas said leaning on the car. "The cars behind you, moron," Pippin pointed out. Pippin jumped off the car and stood beside Legolas who was out of it. "Wow, this is a car? I thought it was my house," Legolas stared at it.
Most of the fellow ship was arguining now, when Sam and Frodo walked in. "I will take it, I will take the one ring," Frodo said. Everyone stopped, and looked at Frodo. "LIKE HELL YOU WILL!" Boromir yelled at Gandalf. "Frodo's that way," The wizard pointed at Frodo. "Why do you all run away from me like this?" Boromir started to cry.
"Yes anyways, I think you should take the keys Frodo, you haven't had any beer tonight have you?" Aragorn asked. Holding a bottle of beer behind them so they wouldn't see, he nodded, "Not one."
* five minutes later *
Frodo turned right onto a school yard and started knocking over poles and such. Then he started doing donuts and such. "I thought he didn't drink today?" Gandalf said to Sam. "Wouldn't you know," Sam Dunkley said, "They give away free beers if your under 5 feet!" And so the fellowship of the ring is seen running over things off in the distance, with Frodo, The Lord of the Key Ring!
A/N: Not very good I know. Tell me what you think! The ends kind of blah but it's all good, thanks for your time ^-^!