A/N: Alright, I'm stuck on a decision. I need to know what the people want. I wanna know which pairing:

Jesse/Joey or Jesse/Kaiba?

Think carefully, you decide the fate and hearts of two boys.







Jesse and Kaiba reached a fancy, French restaurant. Jesse didn't know what to think of the place; it was way out of her league. She didn't know any language other than a little Japanese, Texas English and some Spanish.

She certainly wasn't dressed for it. What, in her torn blue jeans, red tie- dye shirt and faded white, muddy sneakers. She was the poster girl for an American teenager. Texan American female actually, seeing as how she still had on her black leather cowboy hat. She was feeling so self-conscious that she refused to go in.

" What's wrong chere?" He asked.

" Ah....Ah cain't go in there." She said looking down.

" Pourquoi pas?" He asked.

" Look at ma clothes and look at yers. Whot's tha diff'rence?" She asked.

" I wear a uniform and you don't?" He responded.

" No. You can go inta a classy place like that. Ah cain't. Ah'm not Princess Di or tha mistress of etiquette." She said.

" So?" He asked shrugging.

" So, Ah'm rude. Ah put ma elbows on tha table, Ah eat like an American, Ah cain't tell tha diff'rence between a salad fork and steak fork, Ah-"

" Hush," He said placing his finger over her mouth," None of that matters chere. We're here now, eh?"

Jesse looked down and blushed. She was still very insecure. She didn't want to seem like a total slob in front of him. She really liked him. He was sweet, charming, and totally H-O-T-T HOTT!!

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Kaiba looked at the extremely embarrassed female in front of him. Was she really all that ashamed of her eating habits to eat in front of him? He was positive that after watching Joey scarf down 27 Biggie Macs that there was no one with worse eating habits. Saiy-jins were neater than that fool.

In its own way, it was very cute. She didn't want him to think so badly of her. He was positive there was nothing she could do that would disgust him. Not after some of the clients he'd had. He'd never forget that gargantuan German he had lunch with. He did all but eat his utensils. And he almost bit his hand off when he reached for a breadstick.

" 'Ey chere," He said tapping her chin up to look in his eyes," If I wanted Princess Di or the mistress of etiquette, I would have gotten them. I want my American cowgirl and I want her to have a good time."

" Really?" She asked; genuinely timid.

" Vraiment." He said giving her a quick kiss.

Jesse smiled and got the nerve to walk in with him.

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They sat next to each other at a table on the veranda. Jesse kept fidgeting and readjusting her clothes. She didn't until Kaiba started mimicking her. Both started laughing.

Now that she was more relaxed, Jesse reached for her menu. But Kaiba swiftly stole it from her. And he refused to give it back to her.

" Aleron! Give it back!" She said.

" Non. I will not." He said.

" Ya don't want mae ta crawl across this table and take it Aleron." She said.

" Quite honestly, I'd love to see you crawl through anything." He said.

" Hentai." She said blushing.

" Who taught you that?" He asked.

" Ah hear it all tha time in class. Ya should see those American boys get jujitsu'ed in the middle of the hallway." She said.

Before he could reply, she tried for her menu, but Kaiba was way ahead of her and snatched it away.

" Dummit Aleron!" She said.

" Desole." He said laughing.

" Will ya at least tell mae why Ah cain't see ma menu?" She asked.

" Non." He said smirking.

Jesse growled in irritation. He was doing this just to see her irritated. She was cute when she was angry. But he was running on a time limit, so he called a waiter over.

" Alright chere. What is your favorite food of all time?" He asked.

" My favorite food of all time? You promise you won't laugh?" She said; once again blushing.

" Je promets." He said.

(OGE: Before you read what she requested, I highly suggested you put a towel over your keyboard.)

" Baby back ribs, candied yams and chocolate layer cake." She said counting on her fingers.

" Sounds pretty good." He said.

She nodded in agreement. She hadn't had good soul food since she left the states. Her father was a good cook, but he didn't have the time to cook anymore. She was lost in her thoughts until she heard Kaiba say something to the maître d'.

" Nous aurons qu'elle a dit. N'a pas laisser son évêché n'importe quel des menus ou la note. M'a reçu?" He said to the maître d'.

" Oui le monsieur." He said leaving.

" Whot did you jist tell him?" Jesse asked suspiciously.

" Rien. Nothing." He said innocently.

Jesse didn't believe him, but she said nothing more. Kaiba on the other hand, couldn't keep the grin off his face. Sure he could lie and make it look like it when he wanted. But he liked Jesse knowing he was up to something and her not knowing what it was. She just continued to frown at her drinking glass in front of her.

" 'Ey chere, don't frown. Your face is much too pretty for that." He said.

" Do you eva turn off yer charm?" She asked.

" Try not to." He said.

" You are a special person Aleron." She said.

" Only for you chere." He said smiling.

Jesse knew that smile. That was the same smile he gave her in the limo on their way to the restaurant. Before she knew it, arms were around her waist and demanding lips were pressed against hers.

But before Kaiba could begin to enjoy their make-out session. He caught the voice of someone he hoped he'd never see again. That voice sliced through his brain and ruined his mood.

" Hey mac! Yous seen a guy and a gurl come in heah?! Da gurl's real pretty and da guy's Seto Kaiba!"

" Excuse me sir, what is your name and do you have a reservation?" A maître d' asked.

" It's Joey Wheeler and no I don't! I-Nevermind I see them over there!! Hey Jesse!!"